Somewhere outside, pretty far awaysound can carry for miles over the flat roads and shallow watersomebody was screaming in this unnatural, blood-curdlingly high voice, but luckily most normals cant do anythingeven talk, or sleep, or watch their entire families and themselves die in agony without their favorite tunage in the background, so it was almost drowned out by the closer noise of two boom boxes, one playing Hip-Hop Countdown and the other looping that old stupid Pixies song about the monkey, If man is five, if man is five, over and over, if man is five, then the Devil is six, then the Devil is six, then the Devil is six …
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The sky was the color of a TV set tuned to the Playboy Channel.
Its late, I thought. Thered been a banging sound somewhere.
What happened? I must have zoned out.
The boom boxes were still going. Seagulls squawked somewhere.
Okay. Get it together. BetterBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM.
I jumped. My head sank up into the luxuriously padded roof. I swung around. A dark figure was knocking on the rear window. Marena was twisted around, too, holding her pathetic pepper-spray thing. Oh, hell, I thought. Looters. Rapists. Rednecks. Deliverance.
What? Marena yelled.
Mom? Max asked.
Im Major Ana Vergara from ES.
Slowly, the fear balloon in my abdomen started to deflate. Amazing, I thought. They actually showed up. You need a little more faith, Jed.
We have to go, Marena said to Max. Time to get you some breakfast.
We got together. We got out. The air smelled like rubber smoke.
Do they have waffles on the boat? Max asked.
The woman ignored him. There are three of you, correct? she asked. She was standing between the car and the railing, with her legs set apart in that officerish way. She was an unattractive Cynthia Rothrock type in a sort of SWAT-team-looking outfit with Wiley X sunglasses and deck boots, with a badge of some kind and a holstered Glock and a big ear-and-microphone rig. She didnt smile.
Thats right, Marena said.
I blinked around. There were buzzards drawing wide spirals about two hundred feet overhead. Kυνεςςιν oιωνoιςι, I thought. Dogs and carrion birds. Farther up a few aircraft were still whining north. Out past the shallows to the southeast the sea had filled up with coast guard cutters and navy assets. On the landward side of the causeway, between us and the black pilings of the old railroad trestle, the water was almost calm and glazed with oil from the severed pipes. Well, that ought to kill whats left of the reefs in that direction, I thought. Still, the gulf was more beautiful than Id ever seen it, maybe more beautiful at the moment of its death than it had ever been before, swirling with over-and underlapping skeins of wavy parallel lines in every color of an alien rainbow. All kinds of things were going by in the water that you didnt want to see any closer up, chunks of coral, boat hulls, house timbers, clumps of mangrove roots, tires, dead pelicans, two-by-fours, sections of vinyl siding, clusters of midscale lawn furniture, knots of sea grape, and then, without any special notice, I got a shiver of revulsion-slash-fear as a dead human floated into view, a fat lady, prone, with her head underwater and with her floral day dress pulled way up so that you could see these white support panties, which were only a little whiter than the flesh of her thighs. What happened? I wondered. Were they just throwing them into the water? Hell. I turned back to the ocean side. It was a little better, slicked with oil but with no corpses in evidence.
Do any of you need immediate medical attention? Vergara asked.
We said no. I noticed there were people milling around behind her. They were surprised, though. That is, she hadnt drawn a crowd. Somehow shed come in on a motor launch and climbed up onto the causeway without attracting any attention. I turned around. People were coming toward us from the other direction, from downstream. They were almost jogging, like the zombies in Dawn of the Dead, except scarier because they werent yet dead. Hmm. Better just go along with these guys, I thought. Better than hanging around here and getting barbecued by peckerwoods. I checked my stuff. Wallet, phone, passport. Ankle wallets. Jacket. Shoes. Esta bien.
Vergara herded us over to the guardrail. There was something attached to it with big aluminum hooks, like on a rope ladder. She looked around at the growing crowd. Already things had gotten a little bit tense. People were staring at us with narrowed eyes. A dried-up cowguy-looking character sidled over. He had a loose posse behind him who looked like theyd sleazed out of an S. E. Hinton novella.
Hey, glowbug, whered yall get the duck boat? he hissed.
Back off, sir, Ms. Vergara said. These people are being arrested. If you want to come along that can happen but well have to arrest and cuff you too. Understood?
Cowguy seemed a little cowed. For a microsecond his eyes glanced at her gun. By the time he got it together to say something back, the moment had already passed. The thing on the railing turned out to be one of those collapsible chute rigs, like a preschool play tunnel, and we and our stuff all slid down right into the boat. It was an old twenty-foot GatorHide. There was just one guy at the tiller, idling the Yamaha silent motor. Up on the bridge Vergara detached the chute and rock-climbed down a piling into the launch. They put us into ballistic life jackets. We shoved off.
They motored us out to a forty-six-foot Bertram. Its bridge was done so that from a distance it would look like a coastal patrol boat. So this is how the top 0.01 percent evacuates, I thought. So to speak. I felt like Alphonse Rothschild clearing out of Vienna ahead of the Anschluss in a private train car. Apparently the boat had some sort of radio beacon coded to give it a pass, the same thing they use on diplomatic cars around the UN or getting senators out of bomb-threatened airports. It was like a Get Out of Hell Cheap card. I almost felt a little wrong about it. You know that the U.S. government is just another mafia, and that the Bush familys Saudi cronies all got spirited out after 9/11 and that after Khalid was arrested in Pakistan he got sprung out of prison and whisked to Guam by Blackwater thugs and whatever, but still, when you see the special treatment yourself, when you cash in on it, like we were doing, it still feels weird. Not to complain, though. We set off ESE for Andros.
The crew made sure I got out of my clothes and put them in a chromed boPET-film bag for analysis, decontamination, cleaning, pressing, and eventual return. They put me in a cabin with its own tiny shower and made sure I showered. I got into some oversized off-white and blue U.S. Naval Academy sweats, lay down on the narrow berth, and checked the Emergency Broadcast System on the little overhead screen. There was a map with dots and splotches scattered all over the Southeast and covering most of peninsular Florida. The voice-over was still just telling you where to go and what to do, without telling you why. I tried CNN.
… evacuated persons without vehicles are now being released from shelters and allowed to march, the voice-over was saying. A crawl at the top said the president had invoked the Insurrection Act, which gave military personnel domestic police powers, and that over five hundred thousand people had been displaced, and that they were estimating the death toll from rioting, fires, and explosionsof which our pipeline blast was only one of manyat 18,000. That sounds low, I thought. Then it said that the estimated number of all casualties from the Disney World Horror was over 30,000.
Hell, I thought. The thing is, all fortunate events are pretty much alike, but each big disaster is ghastly in its own way. This time there hadnt been any of the futuristic instantaneity of Oaxaca or the ancient blind rage of tsunamis or earthquakes. There wasnt any jaw-dropping pyrotechnic artistry like on 9/11. Weand I try not to use that pronoun, but I think we can justify it in this casewed thought wed become connoisseurs of apocalypse, and then when a new thing actually happened, its like everybodys totally unprepared. Blind-sided yet again.
Hell, I thought. I tried Bloomberg. The video area showed a warehouse floor with rows of bagged bodies cover
ed with dry ice, so that there was this low-hanging fog all over like in some old Wolfman movie. The voice-over said emergency-room personnel were refusing to treat victims until they were able to do it in hazmat suits. Until then, some hospitals were opening up their supply rooms and trying to use teleconferencing to tell patients and their families how to treat themselves. At the bottom of the screenyouve got to love Bloomberg for thisthe financials were still crawling along. U.S. trading was still suspended, but overseas, cyclic commodities were still jumping. I waited until corn came up. Hah. Another half a buck just today. Well, dont smirk about it, I thought. Youre a carpetbagger, Jed. A terror profiteer. You should be ashamed of yourself …
I lost consciousness.
They woke me up in the harbor in Nichols Town. It was late afternoon. A Kiowa pontoon helicopter showed up and took us to a private airstrip at Fresh Creek, near the field station.
How are you doing? Marena asked over the earphones.
Im good, I said. So, where are you going after this?
The firmnow they want to fly us down to the Stake, in Belize.
Whats the steak? I asked.
Thats like a Mormon word.
Oh, right. Stake. It meant a small missionary community, which, in the fullness of time, might grow into a Temple.
Its mainly just a big sports resort Lindsays working on, Marena said. I think the religion things primarily for, like, taxes.
Right.
Anyway, speaking of that, I was thinking it would be really great if you came along.
Oh … well, thanks. Damn it, I thought, Im getting kidnapped. No, thats nonsense. Dont get paranoid.
Itd be a good idea to keep up with what youre doing with Taro, she said. Dont you think? Im going to get this thing green-lighted.
What thing? I asked. Youre making another Maya movie?
No, no movie, Im going to get Lindsay to give us more cash to research the Codex and, just, do whatevers necessary.
You mean, like, necessary to save humanity and everything?
Well …
Why would Lindsay Warren want to do that? I mean … Look, I dont want to be difficult, and I dont want to put you guys down, but … I mean, dont big corporations usually destroy the planet? Or at least not save it?
Well, if he doesnt have a profit angle on something, hell probably shift the funding to his personal foundation.
Okay.
But anyway, no, I think he thinks that saving the planet might be immensely profitable.
Huh.
Anyway, if you dont like it in Belize well fly you back. People are going to be coming back anyway.
Hmm. Quick decision time, I thought.
Where is it in Belize? I asked.
Its, um, its in the hills, its west, I mean, southwest of uh, Belmopan.
You know, I cant go into Guatemala, I said. I have legal problems there.
Who said anything about Guatemala?
Well …
Anyway, the borders closed, theres practically a war on between them and Belize.
I know, butlook, it sounds like the place is very near the border, and, I mean, I dont want to be an ingrate and its nice that you have confidence in me and all
Dont do a soft sell on me, she said, just try to get your lawyer on the phone and get her or him ready to look over the contract. Okay?
Okay, boss. Contract?
See, thats the attitude were looking for.
Right, MP.
Right.
There were two planes idling off on the grass. One was a chartered Cessna for Max. Somebody called Ashley3Marenas maid or executive domicile director or whateverand this other guy who worked for her named José were on it to meet him. To me it all seemed a little lavish. Still, why ride alone? They were going to Kingston and then, if they were sure they wouldnt have a problem, back to the States. Max started climbing up the boarding stairs, stopped, came back, and handed something to me. Here, you might need this, he said. It was a little blue fat robot figurine. It was sticky from his little hand.
Oh, great, I said. Gigantor. Thanks.
No, its Tetsujin 28.
Oh. Right. Thanks.
Its a purple laser pointer, he said.
Oh. Thats awesome, Ive never owned one of these before.
They taxied around and took off. The other plane rolled up. It was a Piaggio Avanti, a twelve-seater double-prop with a canard foreplane on the nose that meant it had the uay of a hammerhead shark. It had a big Warren-logo wing flash and the letters WAS, for Warren AeroSpace, in a trademarked fluorescent green called Warren Emerald. This big gray craggy guy in a Don Ho shirt got out of it first and shook my hand. He didnt squeeze, but his hand felt like it knew exactly how to slide up your arm, give you a single debilitating finger chop to the axillary artery, and then twist your humerus out of its socket, and would prefer to.
Jed, this is Grgur, Marena said.
Nice to meet to you, he lied in what sounded like a Serbian accent without the humor.
I lied back that it was nice to meet to him too. Grr-Grr? I thought. What kind of cooked-up tough-guy moniker is that? His real names probably Evander.
We climbed into the plane. Id been picturing the cabin as a kind of a Led Zeppelin 74 tour Orgytrailer, but it was just a roomier cowhide-and-burled-elm-veneer version of any other plane, all done in bisque, greige, and mushroom with notes of ecru and off-taupe highlights. There were two other passengers already on the plane, a missionary-type guy with acne and a woman from Lotos Labswhich I guess the Warren Group also owned named Dr. Lisuarte. She was a little, dark, efficient lady with a fishing vest and hair that looked like it had been tied back in the same severe way since the twentieth century.
Im supposed to do a checkup on both of you, she said. I was about to object and then decided not to be a cabrón. What the hell. They strapped us in. They brought us food. We didnt talk. We took off. At three thousand feet the sun zapped up through the portholes for a minute or so and then it went down anyway. At eight thousand feet Lisuarte tapped me on the shoulder and took me back to what I guess was usually the galley. The plane had been done up for executive transport and not for emergencies, but theyd set up a whole little EMT facility in there, everything youd have in an ambulance plus, it turned out, some extra stuff theyd loaded on just for me.
I sat down on a folding phlebotomy chair. Lisuarte did an embarrassingly full checkup that included going over my thyroid three times. The G-M tube she had was so sensitive that when she turned it vertically, it clicked at the smoke alarm in the ceiling and she had to reset it. I appeared to be clean. Well, thats one relief, I thought. Another hundred bits of good news like that and well be back in the game. She gave me potassium iodide tablets anyway, just in case. There was also a fluid-balance screen for edema and a bunch of heavy-metal tests, which normally youd have to send to a special lab. I guess theyd moved a spectrometer onto the plane. And of course she insisted on running my arterial blood profile, too, probably just to show off her new self-guiding needle. When she put the analysis up on the screen it looked okay to me, but of course she wanted to tinker with it.
We might as well bring your factor-eight up to twice normal, she said.
Okay, um, thanks, I said.
Ive also got some O negative just in case. Well have it in the fridge down at the Stake.
Great, I said. Or I can just drink it here.
Say, you know, speaking of that, did you ever hear about the Lacandon blood profile?
I shook my head.
Well, we have a couple Lacandons on the animal relocation crewyou know, the Lacandon Indians? And they have this extra compound in their blood. Its a whole extra clottin
g factor nobody else has. Supposedly they used to define themselves partly by their ability to heal.
Really?
Yes.
Maybe I should try to mooch a few jars of the stuff.
It doesnt work that way, she said.
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