As he understood the law, the Abandoned Shipwreck Act of 1987 vested ownership of abandoned shipwrecks beneath state waters in the federal government. This, in Dane’s opinion was bad, very bad. Congress had then transferred those property rights to the states. Dane wanted the property rights for himself, so he didn’t see this as an improvement…if this wreck was beneath state waters. But was it?
The navigable waters of the state of Louisiana extended three miles offshore, but Dane wasn’t sure he’d ever want to be a judge who defined precisely where the Louisiana shore was. It varied with the tide and the wind. It changed as the river deposited silt here and there, and it changed some more as the land sank beneath the encroaching Gulf of Mexico. Unfortunately for Dane, this island and its probable wreck were in Barataria Bay, well within anyone’s definition of “three miles offshore.”
However, state waters had to be navigable, and he wasn’t all that sure most people would put these waters in that category. Most of the time, they looked more like mudflats than navigable water, and this played right into Dane’s hands, because there was another quirk in the case law. He’d found more than one instance of a wreck being awarded to a landowner, because it was embedded in soil on land owned by that landowner.
There was a solid chance that there was a shipwreck embedded in soils that could be reasonably claimed to be part of this island. The coin he’d found on dry land had been found in a place that was unequivocally part of it. Amande’s description of the spots where she’d found her own coins had been vague, but they’d matched what he’d seen during his own work, and one of her coins had been found on land that was always dry, as well. Therefore, Dane needed this dry land badly.
As long as he could plausibly claim that he believed the wreck to be on his island, and therefore that he believed it belonged to him, he figured he had a reasonable defense against accusations that he should have notified authorities as soon as he found it. He could work alone in this remote spot for a long time, possibly forever, without attracting attention. Why should fishermen care what he was doing?
And in the meantime, who was going to know where he found any riches he uncovered? Whether he found his treasure buried on the island or in the mudflats or far out in open water, Dane’s notes would say it was dug up on the island. Case closed.
He would get the island, no matter what he had to do, but the oil worried him. Just a little more time, just a few more dives, just a bit more patience, and he was confident that he’d find the important part of the wreck where the gold and silver waited. But if the oil came, would he be able to dive that wreck? Would the government let him pilot his boat into polluted water? Would all of the oil float, or would some portion of it sink to the bottom, settling over the wreck so thickly that he might never find it?
Damn the oil. Damn BP. Damn that little girl for not being able to describe to him exactly where she found those old Spanish coins. Damn the screwy title on this island. Damn Justine Landreneau Daigle for dying before he could buy it from her while the place was still owned by one single, solitary human being who probably would have been happy to sell. Who owned it now, anyway? Dane sure as hell wasn’t handing any money over to Steve Daigle until the man could prove that the land was his to sell.
Dane stepped out of the boat and started unloading his gear. The cool, wet sand molded to his bare feet. It was time to get out there and dive. He needed to find that wreck while he still could. But first he needed a cup of coffee.
Dane was just enough of a caffeine addict to have set up a camp stove in the abandoned shack, so he could have his hot coffee when he needed it. And his sugar. He liked his coffee sweet, so he’d brought plenty of sugar out here, stored in a sealable plastic sugar bowl to keep out the bugs and vermin. He made do without cream, because carrying a cooler back and forth was a whole lot of trouble. Besides, there was no caffeine in cream, so it wasn’t necessary to Dane’s happiness.
Dane walked to the cabin with a gallon of bottled water in each hand, purchased at the gas station because the water at his rented place was so vile. As he passed through the half-open door, he heard a clank as his foot hit an empty can lying on the floor.
As his eyes adjusted to the dim light, he saw cans lying everywhere, all of them that familiar Busch blue. Because beer didn’t have enough kick to keep a true alcoholic happy, there was a bottle of Jack Daniels on the counter next to Dane’s camp stove and sugar. He had a pretty damn good idea of who’d left these things.
In the corner was some of the junkiest diving gear he’d ever laid eyes on. That lying bastard was moving in on the wreck, and he didn’t care if Dane knew about it.
He stalked back out to the boat without even setting down the water jugs. The man had overstepped some important boundaries, and Dane needed to establish, once and for all, where those boundaries were.
***
As the morning passed and their minds grew sharper, Faye and Joe had concocted a reconnaissance plan that involved a banana and a can of Coca-Cola, then Joe had headed out for some field work. As she walked to the houseboat, Faye was sipping on the Coke and enjoying the opportunity to consume empty calories for the good of mankind.
This was a very pleasant way to recover from a morning spent firing a researcher who thought it was okay to make things up, so long as the lies were meticulously footnoted. Faye wasn’t sure she was cut out to be a business owner.
As she sipped, she walked to the houseboat with Michael, hand-in-hand. The little boy chewed slowly on his banana. As they approached the door, he finished it on cue, and handed her the slimy banana skin. This event set up the next part of her plan: to ask Didi politely where the trash can was, giving Faye the opportunity to check its contents while getting rid of the peel.
This plan would fail if Didi took the nasty banana peel and threw it away herself, but Faye couldn’t imagine that she was that good a hostess. It would also fail if Didi and Steve recycled their beer cans. This would be an unlikely display of good citizenship, but it wasn’t out of the realm of possibility.
Proving her resourcefulness, she had developed Plan B, the Coca-Cola. If Faye didn’t get access to the kitchen trash because Didi threw Michael’s banana peel away for him, she would at least have located the trash can. At that point, she would suck down the last of her Coke, walk over to the can where Didi had just dumped the banana peel, and toss it in for herself.
If she did get access to the trash but saw no beer cans, all was not lost, because the Coke can served a dual purpose. The absence of cans in the trash would be a clear sign that there was a recycling bin full of cans somewhere, because Faye had seen beers in their hands as they sat on the boat’s deck just the night before. And she knew in her heart of hearts that both Didi and Steve had both been too hungover that morning to have taken out the trash already. To get access to the recycling bin, all she’d need to do was brandish the empty Coke can and ask where she should throw it. Didi and Steve had to put their empty beer cans somewhere, and either the banana peel or the Coke would take Faye straight to them.
Faye was proud of the banana-Coke plan. Too bad it was unnecessary. When Amande opened the door and let them in, she saw that Steve and Didi couldn’t even be bothered to throw away their empties. The kitchen counter was covered with Coors Light cans and Busch cans, in equal quantities. If forced to guess whether it was Didi or Steve drinking the light beer, Faye was going to go with Didi.
She wished Joe were there so she could give him a high five or a fist bump or something. Then Tebo rose from the couch. Damn. How could she have forgotten that a third person of drinking age was hanging around the houseboat? Maybe because he didn’t seem to be there too awful much.
Maybe Tebo was the Busch drinker. Maybe Steve and Tebo both drank Busch. Or maybe the person hanging around Amande’s island was some other Busch drinker entirely. It wasn’t like they were looking for someone who only drank a
private-label microbrew. Still, Faye noticed that, despite the open door into the room where Didi was sleeping, Steve was nowhere to be seen. Was he already out of bed and in his boat, heading toward an island that didn’t completely belong to him? Maybe. Steve wasn’t around much in the daytime, either.
Didi and Tebo waved good-bye as Faye took Amande off their hands once again. It was only a five-minute drive to Bernard Reuss’ office, located in an unrestored Victorian house that was, like most homes and businesses in the area, just a stone’s throw from Plaquemines Highway. Faye could see the levee from Reuss’ front yard. His house must be sturdily built to have stood through more than a century of hurricanes.
Reuss’ office, in his old home’s parlor, was nicer than Faye would have expected. Maybe the man did have other clients who had actual money. The upholstered guest chair was worn but comfortable, and the aged wood floor had been recently waxed. Reuss waved Amande into it while he moved a second chair from the dining room for Faye. Then he found a box of brightly colored toys to keep Michael happy.
“I’ve been thinking about you, Amande. It’s way past time for us to have this conversation. It’s good that you called.”
Faye was glad he’d admitted that a sixteen-year-old had been forced to light a fire under her lawyer to get him to do his job.
“Your case has stayed front-and-center on my schedule, though. I’ve had four visitors come here separately to talk to me about you—Steve, Didi, Stan, and Tebo.”
Steve and Didi were Miranda’s other two heirs, and Stan had a plausible interest in the property of the woman to whom he was still technically married, so Faye had no doubt why they’d been to visit Reuss. But Tebo?
Maybe he just couldn’t make himself believe that he had no claim on anything Miranda had left behind. Faye had been wondering why he’d lingered in the area after he and Didi had decided not to waste money on funerals for their dead loved ones. By all rights, he should have gone back wherever he came from by now. Maybe he stayed because of a vain hope that Louisiana’s weird inheritance laws might still cough up something for him.
“What did they want?” Faye asked.
“Money,” Reuss answered in a “you idiot” tone of voice. Something about his tone made Michael look up from his toys and giggle. Faye realized that she could imagine this unprepossessing man dealing successfully with a jury and a judge, after all.
Then Reuss said, “I take that back. I’m not a hundred percent sure they were all sniffing around for money. Didi and Steve certainly were. Stan wasn’t quite so straightforward, but his intent was obvious. They all wanted information that would help them get their hands on Miranda’s estate. I reminded each of them that I was Amande’s attorney, not theirs.”
The words, “And I’m not yours, either,” hung unspoken in the air.
“I talked to Tebo a little longer than the others, because he has a bit of stealth about him. He just wanted to talk about whether Didi was really going to get custody of Amande. I don’t think he believed the legal system could be that stupid. Maybe he was hoping to get her and her inheritance for himself, but he didn’t say so and he was faking concern for my client pretty well, so I talked to him for quite a while. I wouldn’t trust him with a gerbil I liked, but I did talk to him.”
Then he turned away from Faye toward his client. “Amande, it is very likely that the state of Louisiana will leave you in Didi’s care until you’re eighteen.”
“She’s really going to be my guardian?”
“Actually we use the word ‘tutor’ instead of ‘guardian’ here in Louisiana, but I don’t like the term. It confuses people. And since she’s the easy and obvious candidate, yes, I do think the state will put you in her care. You’re old enough that they’ll listen to your opinion, but the only other realistic option I see is foster care. You’ll have to decide how you feel about that option.”
Faye couldn’t help herself. “Didi? A tutor?”
“I know,” Reuss said. “She’s not likely to teach my client much, other than how to drink beer, but—”
“Vodka shots, actually,” Faye observed.
Reuss cringed. Faye couldn’t help noticing that there were seven photos scattered around the office, featuring girls whose ages ranged from preschool to early adolescence. This tracked with the oversized play structure dominating the front yard. Maybe Amande’s case hit a little close to home for this man.
“Didi’s planning to teach me how to watch my bank account drop to zero. My aunt just cannot be put in charge of my money.” Amande reached out a hand and tapped on his desk to emphasize her words. “She cannot. I’ll be on the street by the time I’m eighteen. And the houseboat—how can that possibly work? It looks like Steve thinks it would be real cozy for us three owners to live there together, and I think Tebo’s planning to sleep on the couch forever. I don’t want to live this way, and I don’t see how things can possibly be different. None of us is ever going to have enough money to buy the other two out.”
Reuss pulled Amande’s folder out of his desk drawer and slid a pair of reading glasses onto his face. “Hold on. Let’s take one thing at a time. I can put your share of the oil stock in trust for you. I could be the trustee. Didi wouldn’t control it.”
“No, but she’ll be in here once a week with a new story about how she’s got to have some money because I need medicine or flute lessons or something. She’ll keep coming up with stories until you give her the money. The result will be the same. I’ll be broke when I’m eighteen.”
“Maybe you underestimate my ability to play hardball with your trampy aunt.”
Amande crossed her arms and leaned back in the chair. “Now you’re starting to sound like an attorney-at-law.”
“Why, thank you, ma’am. So glad that you approve. Now let’s talk about the houseboat. No, Didi is never going to have enough cash at one time to buy you out, and neither is Steve. If you try to set up a payment plan, you’ll just be back in court every time one of them defaults. Even if I cut my fees to the bone, you can’t afford to keep coming back to me and, much as I’d like to, I can’t afford to work for you for free. But there are other options. Maybe you three can rent the boat to somebody else and split the income. Or maybe you could sell it and split the money. Both of those options make the roof over your head go away, so I’d wait to do either of those things until you’re of age.”
“Both of those options also leave me homeless at eighteen.”
“Or you could sell the oil stock and use the money to buy out Didi and Steve. Again, I’d wait until you were of age.”
“That option leaves me broke at eighteen and living in a place with no college within driving distance. And no car to drive, anyway. Nothing you’ve suggested gets me free of Didi before then. I came here to get legal advice I could live with.”
Judging from the uncomfortable look Reuss was wearing, he was completely aware of how little help his legal advice was going to be to Amande, and so was everyone in the room, except for Michael. None of her options were attractive.
Amande let out a short breath that a poker player would have recognized. The girl was ready to put all her chips in the pot. “I want you to get me emancipated. Then we can decide what to do about the boat before Didi has a chance to drain my stock brokerage account dry.”
Faye knew she should have seen this coming. She probably had seen this coming, but she hadn’t wanted to entertain the idea of a young girl taking on the world alone.
Amande was still talking. “Won’t I get Social Security payments, now that my mother’s dead? And can you find out how much I’ll get every month from the stock dividends? It may not be much, but it’ll be something, and I can flip hamburgers, too, if I have to.”
Reuss put up his hands as if to tell her to settle down. “First of all, I’m not entirely sure you’d keep getting survivor’s benefits from Social Secu
rity if you got yourself emancipated. I’ve never had need to find out, so I’ll have to check. Second, in case you haven’t noticed, there was already a recession on, even before that oil spill out there knocked a bunch more people out of work. There are grown men flipping burgers out there, these days. Look up and down Plaquemines Highway. How many burger joints do you see? How many businesses of any kind have Help Wanted signs hanging out front? Just because you want to be able to take care of yourself doesn’t mean that you can, Sweetheart.”
It was as if she hadn’t heard him. “How long does it take to get emancipated?”
“You know what the court system is like. Slow. I think you’d be better off to hunker down and survive the next year or two with Didi. Truly, I do.”
“If I tracked down my father, he could sign paperwork to get me emancipated.”
“Nobody knows who he was. Your mother took his name to the grave. My guess is that he’s sorry enough to go after a piece of your inheritance, as the price for his signature.”
Realizing what he’d just said, he hurriedly added, “I’m sorry, Sweetie, I didn’t mean to say bad things about your father.”
“It’s okay. If my mother thought he was a nice person, she would have left me with him, instead of her stepmother. Anyway, there’s another way to get emancipated.”
She fixed a level gaze on him, as if she were daring him to say it first. Faye had the feeling that she wasn’t going to like the sound of this.
She was right. When Reuss lost the game of chicken he was playing with a teenager, he revealed Amande’s final playing card and, no, Faye didn’t like the sound of it at all.
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