‘Come on. We’re going to talk to that bloody auctioneer.’
I left the study at a fast stride and went into the crowded hall where the auction was taking place. The auctioneer had set up a portable rostrum at the foot of the stairs and, as I elbowed my way through the throng towards it, I took a business card from my wallet. Behind me Michaelis said, ‘What’s the rush?’
I flattened myself against the wall and scribbled on the card. ‘Can’t explain now.’ I pushed the card at him. ‘See the auctioneer gets this.’
Michaelis shrugged and fought his way through to the rostrum where he gave the card to one of the auctioneer’s assistants. I walked up the stairs and stood where I could easily be seen. The auctioneer was in mid-spate, selling an eighteen-place Crown Derby dinner service; he took the card which was thrust under his nose, turned it over, looked up at me and nodded, and then continued with hardly a break in his chant.
Michaelis came back. ‘What’s the panic?’
‘We must stop the sale of that railway.’
‘I’m all for that,’ he said. ‘But what’s your interest?’
The auctioneer’s hammer came down with a sharp crack. ‘Sold!’
‘It’s too complicated to tell you now.’ The auctioneer had handed over to his assistant and was coming towards the stairs. ‘It’ll have to keep.’
The auctioneer came up the stairs. ‘What can I do for you - er - ‘ He glanced at the card - ‘Mr Jaggard.’
‘I represent Penelope and Gillian Ashton. The model railway in the attic mustn’t be sold.’
He frowned. ‘Well, I don’t know about that.’
I said, ‘Can’t we go somewhere a bit more quiet while I explain?’
He nodded and pointed up the stairs, so we went into one of the bedrooms. He said, ‘You say you represent the Ashton sisters?’
‘That’s right.’
‘Can you prove that?’
‘Not with anything I carry with me. But I can give you written authority if you need it.’
‘On your signature?’
‘Yes.’
He shook his head. ‘Sorry, Mr Jaggard, but that’s not good enough. I was engaged by Penelope Ashton to sell the contents of this house. I can’t vary that agreement without her authority. If you can give me a letter from her, that’s different.’
‘She’s not easy to get hold of at short notice. She’s in the United States.’
‘I see. Then there’s nothing to be done.’ Something in my expression caused him to add quickly, ‘Mr Jaggard, I don’t know you. Now, I’m a professional man, engaged to conduct this sale. I can’t possibly take instructions from any Tom, Dick or Harry who comes here telling me what to do or what not to do. I really don’t conduct my business that way. Besides, the railway is one of the plums of the sale. The press is very interested; it makes a nice filler for a columnist.’
‘Then what do you suggest? Would you take instruction from Miss Ashton’s legal adviser?’
‘Her solicitor? Yes, I might do that.’ He frowned perplexedly. ‘This all appears very odd to me. It seems, from what you say, that Miss Ashton knows nothing about this and it is something you are taking upon yourself. But if I have written instructions from her solicitor, then I’ll withdraw the railway.’
‘Thank you,’ I said. ‘I’ll get in touch with him. Oh, by the way, what’s the reserve price?’
He was affronted. ‘I really can’t tell you that,’ he said coldly. ‘And now you must excuse me. There are some important pieces coming up which I must handle myself.’
He turned to walk away, and I said desperately, ‘Can you tell me when the railway will come up for sale?’
‘Things are going briskly.’ He looked at his watch. ‘I’d say about three this afternoon.’ He walked out.
‘A telephone,’ I said. ‘My kingdom for a telephone.’
‘There’s one next door in Ashton’s bedroom.’ Michaelis looked at me a little oddly. ‘This sudden interest in model railways doesn’t seem kosher to me.’
I had a sudden thought. ‘Where are those schedules?’
‘In the attic; on a shelf under the control console. There are a dozen.’
‘I want you in the attic on the double. Keep an eye on that railway and especially on those schedules. I don’t want anything removed and I want note taken of anyone who takes a special interest. Now move.’
I went into Ashton’s room and attacked the telephone. For the first time Ogilvie let me down; he wasn’t in the office and no one knew where he was or when he’d be back. Neither was he at home. I left messages to say he should ring me at the Ashton house as soon as possible.
There were more frustrations. Mr Veasey of Michelmore, Veasey and Templeton, was away in the fastness of Wales talking to a valued but bedridden client. His clerk would not make a decision in the matter, and neither would any of the partners. They did say they would try to get hold of Veasey by telephone and I had to be satisfied with that. I had no great hopes of success - Veasey didn’t know me and I had no standing.
I went up to the attic and found Michaelis brooding over the railway. Several small boys were larking about and being chased off by a Securicor guard. ‘Any suspects?’
‘Only Hartman. He’s been checking through those schedules all morning.’ He nodded in the direction of the control console. There he is.’
Hartman was a broad-shouldered man of less than average height with a shock of white hair and a nut-brown lined face. He looked rather like Einstein might have looked if Einstein had been an American businessman. At that moment he was poring over one of the schedules and frowning.
I said, ‘You’re sure that is Hartman?’
‘Oh, yes. I met him three years ago at a Model Railway Exhibition. What the hell are you really up to, Malcolm?’
I looked at the railway. ‘You’re the expert. Are there any other peculiarities about this other than the schedules?’
Michaelis stared at the spider web of rails. ‘It did occur to me that there’s an excessive number of sidings and marshalling yards.’
‘Yes,’ I said thoughtfully. ‘There would be.’
‘Why would there be?’ Michaelis was baffled.
‘Ashton was a clever bastard,’ I said. ‘He wanted to hide something so he stuck it right under our noses. Do you know how a computer works?’
‘In a vague sort of way.’
I said, ‘Supposing you instruct a computer that A=5. That tells the computer to take that number five and put it in a location marked A. Suppose you gave the instruction C=A+B. That tells the computer to take whatever number is in A, add it to whatever number is in B, and put the result in C.’ I jerked my head towards the railway. ‘I think that’s what this contraption is doing.’
Michaelis gasped. ‘A mechanical computer!’
‘Yes. And those schedules are the programs which run it - but God knows what they’re about. Tell me, how many different kinds of rolling stock are there in the system? I’d say ten.’
‘You’d be wrong. I counted sixty-three.’
‘Hell!’ I thought about it a little more. ‘No, by God, I’m right! Ten for the numbers 0 to 9; twenty-six for the letters of the alphabet, and the rest for mathematical signs and punctuation. This bloody thing can probably talk English.’
‘I think you’re nuts,’ said Michaelis.
I said, ‘When Ashton was shot he couldn’t talk but he was trying to tell me something. He pulled something from his pocket and tried to give it to me. It was a railway timetable.’
‘That’s pretty thin,’ said Michaelis. ‘Larry had one, too.’
‘But why should a man in his last extremity try to give me, of all things, a railway timetable? I think he was trying to tell me something.’
‘I can see why you want the sale stopped,’ admitted Michaelis. ‘It’s a nutty idea, but you may be right.’
‘I haven’t got very far,’ I said gloomily. ‘Ashton’s law firm won’t play and Ogilvie’s gone missing.
I’d better try him again.’
So I did, but with no joy. I tried every place I thought he might be - his clubs, the restaurant he had once taken me to, then back to the office and his home again. No Ogilvie.
At half past two Michaelis sought me out. ‘They’re about to start bidding on the railway. What are you going to do?’
‘Make another call.’
I rang my bank manager, who said, ‘And what can I do for you this afternoon, Mr Jaggard?’
‘Later today I’m going to write a largish cheque. There won’t be enough funds to cover it, either in my current account or in the deposit account I don’t want it to bounce.’
‘I see. How much will the cheque be for?’
‘Perhaps £20,000.’ I thought of Hartman, ‘Maybe as much as £25,000.1 don’t quite know.’
‘That’s a lot of money, Mr Jaggard.’
I said, ‘You know the state of my financial health, and you know I can cover it, not immediately but in a few weeks.’
‘In effect, what you’re asking for is a bridging loan for, say, a month.’
‘That’s it.’
‘I don’t see any difficulty there. We’ll accept your cheque, but try to keep it down; and come in tomorrow - we’ll need your signature.’
‘Thanks.’ I put down the telephone knowing that if I was wrong about the railway I was about to lose a lot of money. I couldn’t see Ogilvie dipping into the department’s funds to buy an elaborate toy, and the only person who might be happy about it would be Michaelis.
I went into the hall to see a small crowd gathered by the rostrum listening to a man talking. Michaelis whispered, ‘They’ve got old Hempson from Model Railway News to give a pep-talk. I suppose they think that’ll drive up the price.’
Hempson was saying, ‘…core of the system is the most remarkable console I have ever seen, using the ultimate in modern technology. It is this which makes this example of the art unique and it is to be hoped that the system will be sold as a complete unit. It would be a disaster if such a fine example should be broken up. Thank you.’
He stepped down to a low murmur of agreement, and I saw Hartman nodding in approval. The auctioneer stepped up and lifted his gavel. ‘Ladies and gentlemen: you have just heard Mr Hempson who is an acknowledged expert, and his opinion counts. So I am about to ask for bids for the complete system. It would be normal to do this on site, as it were, but even in so large a house the attic is not big enough to hold both the exhibit and the crowd gathered here. However, you have all had the opportunity of examining this fine example of the model-maker’s art, and on the table over there is a representative collection of the rolling stock.’
He raised his gavel. ‘Now what am I bid for the complete system? Who will start the bidding at £20,000?’
There was a sigh - a collective exhalation of breath. ‘Come,’ said the auctioneer cajolingly. ‘You just heard Mr Hempson. Who will bid £20,000? No one? Who will bid £18.000?’
He had no takers at that, and gradually his starting price came down until he had a bid of £8000. ‘£8000 I am bid - who will say nine? Eight-five I am bid - thank you, sir - who will say nine? Nine I am bid - who will say ten?’
Michaelis said, ‘The dealers are coming in, but they won’t stand a chance. Hartman will freeze them out.’
I had been watching Hartman who hadn’t moved a muscle. The bidding crept up by 500s, hesitated at the £13,500 mark, and then went up by 250s to £15,000 where it stuck. ‘Fifteen I am bid; fifteen I am bid,’ chanted the auctioneer. ‘Any advance on fifteen?’
Hartman flicked a finger. ‘Sixteen I am bid,’ said the auctioneer. ‘£16,000. Any advance on sixteen?’ The dealers were frozen out.
I held up a finger. ‘Seventeen I am bid. Any advance on seventeen? Eighteen I am bid - and nineteen - and twenty. I have a bid of £20,000. Any advance on twenty?’
There was a growing rustle of interest as Hartman and I battled it out. At £25,000 he hesitated for the first time and raised his bid by £500. Then I knew I had him. I raised a single finger and the auctioneer said, ‘Twenty-six and a half - any advance…twenty-seven, thank you, sir - twenty-eight I am bid.’
And so it went. Hartman lost his nerve at thirty and gave up. The auctioneer said, ‘Any advance on thirty-one? Any advance on thirty-one? Going once.’ Crack! ‘Going twice.’ Crack! ‘Sold to Mr Jaggard for £31,000.’
Crack!
I was now the proud owner of a railway. Maybe it wasn’t British Rail but perhaps it might show more profit. I said to Michaelis, ‘I wonder if Ogilvie has that much in the petty cash box?’
Hartman came over. ‘I guess you wanted that very much, sir.’
‘I did.’
‘Perhaps you would be so kind as to let me study the layout some time. I am particularly interested in those schedules.’
I said, ‘I’m sorry. I acted as agent in this matter. However, if you give me your address I’ll pass it to the owner for his decision.’
He nodded. ‘I suppose that will have to do.’
Then I was surrounded by pressmen wanting to know who, in his right mind, would pay that much money for a toy. I was rescued by Mary Cope. ‘You’re wanted on the telephone, Mr Jaggard.’
I made my escape into Ashton’s study. It was Ogilvie. ‘I understand you wanted me.’
‘Yes,’ I said, wishing he had rung half an hour earlier. ‘The department owes me £31,000 plus bank charges.’
‘What’s that?’
‘You now own a model railway.’
His language was unprintable.
THIRTY-ONE
I saw Ogilvie at his home that night. His welcome was somewhat cool and unenthusiastic and he looked curiously at the big ledger I carried as he ushered me into his study. I dumped it on his desk and sat down. Ogilvie warmed his coat tails at the fire, and said, ‘Did you really spend £31,000 on a toy train set?’
I smiled. ‘Yes, I did.’
‘You’re a damned lunatic,’ he said. ‘And if you think the department will reimburse you, then I’ll get the quacks in and have you certified. No bloody model railway can be worth that much.’
‘An American called Hartman thought it worth £30,000,’ I observed. ‘Because that’s how much he bid. You haven’t seen it. This is no toy you buy your kid for Christmas and assemble on the floor before the living-room fire to watch the chuff-chuff go round in circles. This is big and complex.’
‘I don’t care how big and complex it is. Where the hell do you think I’m going to put it in the department budget? The accountants would have me certified. And what makes you think the department wants it?’
‘Because it holds what we’ve been looking for all the time. It’s a computer.’ I tapped the ledger. ‘And this is the programing for it. One of the programs. There are eleven more which I put in the office vaults.’
I told him how Michaelis had unavailingly tried to sort out the schedules and how I’d made an intuitive jump based on the timetable in Ashton’s hand. I said, ‘It would be natural these days for a theoretician to use a computer, but Ashton knew we’d look into all his computer files and programs. So he built his own and disguised it.’
‘It’s the most improbable idea I’ve ever heard,’ said Ogilvie. ‘Michaelis is the train expert. What does he think?’
‘He thinks I’m crazy.’
‘He’s not far wrong.’ Ogilvie began to pace the room. ‘I tell you what I think. If you’re right then the thing is cheap at the price and the department will pay. If you’re wrong then it costs you £31,000.’
‘Plus bank charges.’ I shrugged. ‘I stuck out my neck, so I’ll take the chance.’
‘I’ll get the computer experts on it tomorrow.’ He wagged his head sadly. ‘But where are we to put it? If I have it installed in the department offices it’ll only accelerate my retirement. Should the Minister hear of it he’ll think I’ve gone senile - well into second childhood.’
‘It will need a big room,’ I said. ‘Best to rent a
warehouse.’
‘I’ll authorize that. You can get on with it. Where is it now?’
‘Still in the Ashtons’ attic. Michaelis is locked in with it for the night.’
‘Enthusiastically playing trains, I suppose.’ Ogilvie shook his head in sheer wonderment at the things his staff got up to. He joined me at the desk and tapped the schedule. ‘Now tell me what you think this is all about.’
It took four days to dismantle the railway and reassemble it in a warehouse in South London. The computer boys thought my idea hilarious and to them the whole thing was a big giggle, but they went about the job competently enough. Ogilvie gave me Michaelis to assist. The department had never found the need for a model railway technician and Michaelis found himself suddenly elevated into the rank of expert, first class. He quite liked it.
The chief computer man was a systems analyst called Harrington. He took the job more seriously than most of the others but even that was only half-serious. He installed a computer terminal in the warehouse and had it connected to a computer by post office land lines; not the big chap Nellie was hooked up to, but an ordinary commercial timesharing computer in the City. Then we were ready to go.
About this time I got a letter from Penny. She wrote that Gillian was well and had just had the operation for the first of the skin grafts. She herself was not coming back immediately; Lumsden had suggested that she attend a seminar at Berkeley in California, so she wouldn’t be back for a further week or ten days.
I showed the letter to Michaelis and he said he’d had one from Gillian, written just before the operation. ‘She seemed a bit blue.’
‘Not to worry; probably just pre-operation nerves.’
The itch at the back of my mind was still there, and so the buried connection was nothing to do with the railway. Little man Hunch was sitting up and rubbing his eyes but was still not yet awake. I badly needed to talk to Penny because I thought it was something she had said that had caused the itch. I was sorry she wasn’t coming home for that reason among many.
One morning at ten o’clock Harrington opened the LNER schedule. ‘The first few pages are concerned with the placement of the engines and the rolling stock,’ he said. ‘Now, let’s get this right if we can. This is silly enough as it is without us putting our own bugs into the system.’
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