ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
The Dad stories, though fictional, are in loving memory of Rodney Dalton and Lane Greene. “The Perverted Hobo” is for Benjamin, and “War Foods” is after Lynne’s essay, “An Impossible Man.” “Escape Mushroom Style” was inspired by a Chinese restaurant menu courtesy Takeshi, and the Ling Chih identification borrows copy from the National Audubon Field Guide to North American Mushrooms, by Gary Lincoff. “The Sad Drag Monologues” are for Stanya and Ariana.
“Small Time Spender” borrows lyrics from the song, “Super Cool Brother” by LA Bare Faxx, and “Jackpot (II)” borrows the Lady’chete from Kathy. “Treehouses” in “Word Salad” was inspired by Jim. Gratitude to my animal companions, Yucca and Shuggie. To Amy, Eileen, Dennis, Bjorn, Sadie, Jesse, Bianca, Sierra, Gail, Francine, Heidi, Jay, Andrea, and Sue: thank you for your inspirational friendship, art, support, and conversation that led to ideas spawning the invented characters here. Thanks to NYU, Pratt, and Vermont College of Fine Arts, Sumanth Prubhaker of Madras Press, Dan Nadel of Picturebox, the CANADA gallery crew. Thanks to my family: Tammie, Greg, Sunny, Amanda, as well as Mike and KC, brothers from another mother. Thanks to Xylor for the cover image. Thanks to Sean for reading early drafts. Thanks to Eric and Eliza for publishing Baby Geisha and for making me excited about the future of books. This book {in spirit} is dedicated to Stevie Wonder, and {in physical reality} is dedicated to Matt: true love, talented artist, dedicated editor and muse.
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FLASK, BY XYLOR JANE
“Flask” is the third mate in Moby Dick, and the title of the drawing. Xylor Jane was born on a palindrome 12/21, the longest night of the year. A double 7, cat and candy lover, looking to take harmonica lessons. She is represented by CANADA Gallery in New York. Her work has been exhibited internationally and can be viewed in her most recent catalogue, Xylor Jane (Picturebox).
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Stories in this collection were also published as follows:
“Jackpot (I)” in H.O.W. (Helping Orphans Worldwide); “Jackpot (II)” in Luna Luna exhibition catalog (Nothing Moments); “Baby Geisha” in Swink; “War Foods” in Santa Monica Review; “The Perverted Hobo” in Birthing Valley of the Blood Poppies exhibition catalog; “Escape Mushroom Style” in The Lifted Brow (Australia), Numéro Cinq, The Corresponding Society chapbook series; “Word Salad” in Opium; “Millenium Chill” in Indiana Review; “Shrub of Emotion” in Ecotone; “Wet Look” in Puerto del Sol; “Scarlet Gilia” in Supermachine; “Hairpin Scorpion” in New Planes Public Press (Australia); “Small Time Spender” in Knee-Jerk Offline, Vol. 2.
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