by Simon Petrie
The Gordon Mamon Casebook
Simon Petrie
edited by Edwina Harvey
cover art by Lewis Morley
Peggy Bright Books
2012
First published in Australia in 2012 by Peggy Bright Books
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ISBN 9780980699852
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National Library of Australia Cataloguing-in-Publication entry
Author: Petrie, Simon.
Title: The Gordon Mamon Casebook [electronic resource] / Simon Petrie.
ISBN: 9780980699852 (ebook: pdf, Mobi, epub.)
Subjects: Science fiction, Australian.
Dewey Number: A823.4
Cover illustrations by Lewis Morley
To Hamish
Murder on the Zenith Express
(first published in Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine issue 29)
Gordon Mamon was the lift operator in a hotel that didn’t have a lift.
The hotel, the ‘Skyward Suites 270’, was the lift.
Skyward was an organisation that had taken the concept of multi-tasking, and embraced it so firmly as to hold it in a virtual death-grip. As well as lift operator, Gordon’s job description encompassed first aid officer, complaints officer, janitor, dishwasher, room service, security officer and house detective. In his spare moments, which were few and far between, Gordon was also a crossword and trivia buff.
Gordon’s life was full of wardrobe changes, since he was a firm believer in always being dressed appropriately for the duty at hand. Right now he was wondering just where he’d left his ‘detective’ hat. He couldn’t recall having needed it before today.
He’d been called to the bathroom of a guest’s suite to attend to a problem of some errant plumbing, but his knock hadn’t been answered and he had had to override the door’s biometric scanners to let himself in. Now he pocketed his master glass eyeball and plastic thumb, and gazed around the bathroom. There was a problem, sure enough, but it didn’t look like the plumbing.
The suite’s occupant, Neil B. Formey, was dressed ready for a bath, but wasn’t going to be taking it anytime soon. Formey was clad only in a hotel bathtowel two sizes too small for him; and Formey was dead.
Gordon reviewed what he knew of Formey, which was reasonably superficial. He’d only met the man a few hours ago when the hotel was beginning its ascent. Formey was famous, an egotistical financier and ruthless industry heavyweight from the thriving colonies of Proxima Centauri, but had kept out of the public eye as much as possible. A generous tipper (Gordon had received a C-credit for showing Formey to his room), but you felt that he expected much for that tip, and that the service delivered was just the beginning: the hotel tip as Faustian bargain. A busy man, brash; a man with his fingers in a hundred pies. A man, too, who apparently always licked those fingers: he was a heavyweight in a literal as well as metaphoric sense.
Gordon gingerly adjusted the corpse’s bathtowel for the sake of modesty, and ran an autopsy scan of the body using his handheld. The scanner’s immediate diagnosis was ‘ dead’, but hopefully it would come up with something more useful after it had completed its analysis. Still, that could take hours.
There was nothing to indicate how the guest had met his end. No visible marks on the body (though Gordon wasn’t game to lift that towel again just yet), no blood, no discarded weapons or misplaced items. Nevertheless, Gordon was reasonably sure it was murder. Men like Formey just didn’t die a natural death, they’d made too many enemies.
* * *
The Skyward Suites was a distributed hotel, partitioned into five hundred and fifty self-contained, airtight, independent units. Each unit alternated between a four-day ‘sessile’ cycle, when it was incorporated into the hivelike conglomerate of the Skytop Plaza (a mega-hotel in geostationary orbit which served as one of Earth’s principal gateways for interstellar travel and in-system space tourism); and a three-day ‘motile’ cycle when individual units were detached from the larger structure, slotted into the massive descending drive chains of the Plaza’s dedicated space elevator tower, and propelled on the long return journey to Earth’s surface. The Plaza was rated as a five-star hotel; the individual units lacked some of the diversity of facilities and services accessible to the parent body, but still rated four stars and a brown dwarf. Not bad for a glorified elevator cubicle.
Gordon was seated in Formey’s loungeroom. He’d sealed off the bathroom and its occupant, and had decided that the loungeroom was as good as any place to set up as his headquarters for the investigation. The surroundings, so close to the scene of the crime, might well yield some subliminal clue to the murder, if only through the suspects’ reactions. Besides, the chairs were much more comfortable than those in his own quarters.
He checked the guest register. Aside from Formey, there were three other guests: Hostij, O’Meara, and Taybill. He’d have to interview each of them in turn.
Frida Hostij was a noted police negotiator from the North New South Carolina police force on Mars. She was a shapely, athletic-looking brunette who was dressed well, in good quality off-the-rack garments: Gordon, who considered himself a snappy dresser, tended to notice details of other peoples’ outfits. Still, he couldn’t help thinking that the trim short-sleeve top was, for her, a mistake, since it gave prominence to an incompletely erased tattoo on her left forearm. Gordon couldn’t keep from stealing glances at her forearm while he questioned her, but the partially-eradicated tattoo remained stubbornly indecipherable.
Hostij had been assigned the suite next to Formey’s, and there was a connecting door between the rooms. This allocation, Gordon learnt, had not been accidental: the two were romantically involved. Furthermore, they’d apparently been talking together in Formey’s suite not half an hour before he’d met his end.
“—can’t believe it!” she complained. “We—we were going to start a new life, at Colony 337 around Barnard’s Star! He was going to leave his wives for me! I’ll—I’ll kill him!”
“He’s already dead,” Gordon observed.
“No, I mean—whoever did this!” She breathed deeply, and steepled her hands atop the bridge of her nose before burying her face in her hands. Gordon waited a minute, and then offered a handkerchief which was disdainfully waved away. Hostij gave a healthy snort, replaced her hands in her lap, and lifted her gaze back to meet his. Her eyes were rimmed with red, and with stray moisture. “Thanks, I’m fine now,” she said. “It’s just such a waste!”
“Ms. Hostij,” Gordon asked. “My condolences: this must be a difficult time for you.” (She snorted again, more derisively this time.) “However, I need to ask. Do you have any evidence to support your assertion that Mr. Formey was going to leave all the trappings of a highly successful career, all his family ties, to embark on a … romantic adventure with you? In a colony which, from all the media reports, is—shall we say—rustic to say the least?”
“Rustic? ” she snapped. “Listen, Mr. Mammoth, or whatever your name is! I don’t have what it takes for your amateur skepticism right now. I’m telling you straight. I … didn’t … kill … Neil! I could never do that!”
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“Yes, you could,” Gordon protested, bristling at the ‘mammoth’ slur. “You’re trained to kill in the line of duty.”
She sighed, as if dealing with a child. “Yes, alright, I’m a cop, I’m trained-to-kill-in-the-line-of-duty. But that doesn’t mean I could kill Neil. I would never kill Neil! And no, I don’t have any proof that he was going to leave them, he just told me so. But he was telling the truth. And I’m telling the truth!” She sounded exasperated: Gordon supposed he could hardly blame her. She reached into her purse for a make-up mirror.
Gordon persisted. “Nonetheless, Ms. Hostij, you have to admit it doesn’t look good.”
“What doesn’t look good?” she asked, glancing up from the mirror, and back again.
“Your story, I mean. You might have just found out that, in fact, he wasn’t going to leave his wives for you. We have only your word for it that he didn’t tell you such a thing. You’re in an adjoining room, with ready access to his suite, and you’re trained in the use of lethal force. Means, motive, and opportunity. Plus, you don’t have an alibi.”
She clenched her fists. The look that she shot him could skin a small animal. “Arrrgh! But I DO have an alibi! Honestly, you don’t know the first thing about interrogation!” She took a calming breath. “Listen, I told you at the beginning! All the time I was in here talking to Neil, the other guy was in here too! He wouldn’t leave! Eventually I got called to reception to deal with some irregularity with my baggage. They other guy was still in here when I left.”
“What other guy?”
“Look, I don’t know what his flicking name is! The wrestler.”
“What wrestler?”
She adopted the tone normally used by primary school teachers when talking to slow learners. “How many wrestlers do you have in this place?”
“Yes, I suppose you’re right. I should be able to find that out through my enquiries. Thank you.”
She stood to leave.
He called her back at the door. “Before you go, Ms. Hostij, do you mind telling me what the tattoo says? Said?”
“Look, it’s not important.”
“Nonetheless …”
She sighed. “Very well. It’s a membership badge. Was. Indecisives Anonymous.”
* * *
One Ton O’Meara, the champion Mexican-Irish sumo wrestler, settled himself awkwardly into the chair across from Gordon. O’Meara, dressed in a short-sleeved open-necked leisure suit, appeared rather more liberally endowed with body hair than Gordon had expected for one of his profession. In other respects, however, he fitted the mould.
Gordon asked how he was connected to Formey.
“He’s my new manager,” O’Meara answered. “Was my new manager. Suppose I’m between managers at the moment.” O’Meara was surprisingly softly spoken for one of his stature. If Hostij was fiery, this one, Gordon surmised, was a gentle giant. Nevertheless, he may still have something to hide …
“Did you have any complaints?”
“Against Neil?” O’Meara paused. “No, look, Mr. Melon,”—Gordon winced—“he was fairer than fair to me. I’d come to see him, ‘cos I was unhappy about this gig—”
“Gig?”
“The wrestling match at the Plaza.” (There was, Gordon recalled, some sort of combat-sport convention currently being held at the hotel towards which they were ascending.) “I was nervous about it, see, ‘cos I ain’t accustomed to zero-gee wrestling. Gravity’s my friend, you might say, and zero-gee, it ain’t my friend, not so much. I ain’t never done zero-gee wrestling, and I wanted to see with Neil if it was somethink I had to go through with. Stomach’s been getting a bit unsettled, even on this trip, as the gravity falls away.” O’Meara stifled a belch. “Excuse me.”
“Go on.”
“Anyway, Neil was very understanding. He wrote me a cheque, just today, one million credits, which is a lot of money even at my level … said that I should go through with the match, even if I didn’t do too well at it. He said that even if I made a right bollocks of it, it was better to be seen to compete than to pull out at the last minute. And he said that the payment was just to, like, keep me on side, ‘cos he had big plans for me.”
“Can you show me this cheque? Do you have it?”
O’Meara reached into his pocket and pulled out a dainty black wallet, from which in turn he extracted a neatly folded rectangle of paper. He handed this to Gordon.
The cheque looked authentic enough. Except—“Mr. O’Meara, do you realise that this is dated for three days’ time?”
“Yeah, that’s right. It’s for after the match, see. He told me he was post-dating it, just as insurance to make sure that I did compete in the match. That was fine with me.” He paused. “Don’t suppose I’ll be able to cash it now, him being so dead and all.”
* * *
The third guest, Trey Taybill, was the steward (and, it transpired, also astronavigator, baggage handler, customs officer and booking clerk) for a Chastity Cosmic passenger flight due to depart from the Plaza in four days’ time. Gordon observed to himself that Chastity, a budget starcruiser line seeking to undercut Andromeda Spaceways on the popular routes, appeared to have the same business model as the Skyward hotel chain …
Taybill, who was returning to space from a few days’ gravity leave, had the short, slim physique favoured by Chastity’s employment officers. The budget line was notorious for offering very low upfront fares while being ruthless on excess baggage charges, and its procurement policy was in line with its cut-throat attitude to inflight mass minimisation for reasons of fuel economy. As another symptom of the company’s drive to pare fuel costs, it was a prolific dumper of inflight waste: discarded Chastity meal wrappings, utensils, and used VR headsets were now rumored to be the main source of interstellar debris on the main space routes.
Gordon had done a quick background check on Taybill, as he had on the other guests. Taybill’s employment record was so clean you could eat off it, but he had a longstanding debt to the Plaza’s casino. Not a massive amount, but slowly growing despite regular payments. Gordon asked about the debt.
“Look, Mr. Mammogram,” ( Mamon, Gordon breathed to himself. Was that so hard? Or maybe that dyslexia virus had compromised his name-badge again.) “It was a long time ago. I bet on a sure thing that turned out to be not so certain. I’m paying it off.”
“But the debt’s increasing.”
“So I like a little flutter now and then. Doesn’t everybody? Don’t you?”
“I’m not a bird, Mr. Taybill.”
The guest glowered. “Look, why you asking me about my debt? That’s old news. I’m a good employee … aren’t you supposed to be investigating a murder, or some such?”
“I’m just seeking to establish possible motives, Mr. Taybill. Anyway, who said anything about murder?”
“It’s all over the hotel. The walls have ears.”
This wasn’t strictly true, but Gordon thought that he could surmise the intended meaning.
Taybill continued. “Look, I’ve never met this Formey. I’ve never had anything to do with him, until now. Sure, I’ve seen his ugly mug in the newscasts, who hasn’t? And I guess I know him by reputation. But I’ve never seen him in person, never spoken to him. You can check that, any way you want to.”
Gordon proceeded to his next question. “Can you account for your movements between the altitudes of 2972 and 3605 kilometres this afternoon?”
Taybill wrinkled his brow. “Yeah, I was in the foyer most of that time. There were some irregularities with a guest’s baggage, and I was just completing the preflight formalities with her.”
“Which guest? And what kind of irregularities?”
“Ms. Hostij, I think her name is. Travelling to Barnard’s Star with us. And one of her bags was five grams over the stated value. Honestly, you’d think people would know better than to try to fiddle the system.” Taybill’s face registered disgust. “Anyway, once she’d stopped yapping and paid the two-fifty credits, I sign
ed off on it. That was about … 3400 kilometres, I think. Then I went to my room to finish up the paperwork. As it happens, I was just about to call on Mr. Formey after that—he’s travelling with Chastity too—when all this happened.”
“Can anyone vouch for your whereabouts between 3400 and 3605 km?”
“Well, no, I was in my room alone, but—actually, yes, they should be able to. I filed a report from my desktop console right about that time. There’s a reply from our booking clerk. You can check my desktop, if you like.”
* * *
Gordon sealed off Formey’s suite and retired to the observation lounge to mull things over. This was normally his favourite part of the lifting cycle. Earth below was a huge haze-limned ball, sliding further into night; the visible stretch of the elevator tower still glinted in bright sunlight, even though the sun had set several hours ago at the tower’s anchorage point many thousands of kilometres below. Tonight, though, the spectacle held little appeal. He had to think through the interviews he’d just completed.
Hostij had seemed genuine, but could conceivably have had a motive if Formey had not, as she had claimed, sought to accompany her to Barnard’s Star. But she hadn’t, by all accounts, had any time alone with Formey during the critical time window. She had alibis supported by O’Meara, by Taybill, and finally by the hotel’s concierge / receptionist / cleaner / counsellor / gardener / childcare operator Belle Hopp, who’d been answering Hostij’s query about laundry service after the baggage issue had been settled. O’Meara had had some time alone with Formey, but was also in possession of a postdated cheque from Formey which was sizeable enough to constitute, in Gordon’s mind, negative motive. And Taybill appeared not to have made contact with Formey at all, with his whereabouts confirmed by first Hostij and then (electronically) by the Chastity booking clerk. Gordon had only Taybill’s word on the last, though—he’d need to check that console for himself, to verify that.