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by Nicole French


  “Well, whatever your intentions, the end result is also that I am allowed to have a scone this morning at Reggie’s,” I say as we walk into the locker room to shower and change out of our sweaty clothes. I pull out my wallet and count the cash I still have left for my spending money for the week. I have two wrinkled dollars. Shit. “Maybe not. On second thought, tea and oatmeal at home will be just fine.”

  “Isn’t that, like, all you’ve been eating for the past week?” Quinn asks as she wraps herself in a towel.

  We walk into the showers in our flip-flops. I rush into one of the stalls so she can’t examine my face while I ignore her question.

  “I get paid next week,” I call to her over the roar of the showers and the curtained barrier between us. “I’ll be able to go shopping then.” I don’t like to talk about money with the girls—especially not with Quinn—in part because that would mean disclosing the fact that I am not particularly good with it.

  The truth is, I unfortunately haven’t managed to budget particularly well over the past few years—to be honest, it’s really more a problem of spending the cash set aside for essentials on things like bar covers. Every weekend I tell myself that this time I’ll stay in, study, and save my money. And every weekend there is some great new place to see, new music to hear, people to meet. How many nineteen-years-olds in New York City can resist that? So I figure this is the time in my life where I can actually handle the tradeoff—meager living for the sake of a rocking social life—because when it really comes down to it, the contents of my cupboard are not going to give me memories I’ll cherish for the rest of my life.

  “You’ve been losing more weight, babe,” Quinn calls over the roar of the showers with a hint of reproach that I suspect has more to do with envy than actual concern. Her obsession over her own weight has been deflected onto us more than once. “You need to take better care of yourself. You’re gonna make yourself sick.”

  I mimic her words ungraciously to myself under the steam of my shower. It’s easy for her to say. Unlike my roommates, I don’t have parents who send me spending money. It was a point of pride in the beginning, when I’d see my roommates gleefully open checks each month that would cover any and all extraneous expenses. I told myself I was the one with character; I wasn’t just the average rich kid whose parents did everything for her.

  Eighteen months later, those checks are still coming for all of my friends, who have the time to commit to unpaid internships because they don’t have to work for real money in the most expensive city in the country. It’s a hard pill to swallow when I’m expected to work twenty-five hours a week on top of my course load just to pay for food, books, school supplies, transportation, my cell phone, and student health insurance. Nor do they have to, as I will probably have to do this week, walk the forty blocks between school and the dorms in the freezing cold just to save the last two dollars in their wallets. I wouldn’t mind being spoiled just a little.

  I really hope it doesn’t snow again this week.

  But there’s always a bright side, right? If my parents weren’t so hell-bent on teaching me “good American values” (in my dad’s thick Brazilian-accented English), I wouldn’t have gotten that job, and I wouldn’t be meeting up with a certain gorgeous FedEx courier in a few hours. Just the thought of his thousand-watt smile brings one to my own lips. I’ll make the best of my accidental diet and wear my super skinny jeans—the ones I bought on a whim, that I can only fit into when I’ve had the stomach flu.

  “I’m fine,” I say loudly so Quinn will be sure to hear. I finish rinsing the conditioner out of my hair and turn off the water. I wrap myself back up in the towel before stepping out of the shower. “Healthy as a horse.”

  Quinn soon joins me, and we walk back to our lockers to get dressed.

  “I’m serious, Lay,” she says. “You hear about it all the time. Don’t you remember how many kids in our dorm last year got the flu? Knocked half the floor out because everyone was too busy partying to take care of themselves.” She grimaces. “I do not miss the shit they fed us in the dining hall, that’s for sure.”

  I have to agree with her on that count. Tea and oatmeal is infinitely preferable to the slop they fed us last year. I lost ten pounds within a few months of entering college just because I hated the dorm food so much. But honestly, what girl isn’t okay with losing a little extra here and there? The battle of the bulge is real, my friend.

  Quinn and I sit in the back of the subway car so we have a little privacy to talk. I love that I have the kind of girlfriends who aren’t shy about details. She wants to know everything, from the size and shape of his dick (I can’t tell her exactly, but I have a pretty good idea) to the expression on his face when he came (also not something I could say yet, although we both came close a few times). Like the best friend that she is, she sighs appropriately where she’s supposed to, demonstrates obvious shock when I tell her that all we did was tease each other all night like horny high school students, and reacts with surprise and frustration when I mention that he left early this morning.

  “Wait, what? He stayed the entire night and then just bounced at the crack of dawn?”

  We emerge from the train station on Canal Street, diving immediately into the usual droves of tourists in Chinatown. The street is typically busy for a Saturday morning, and we maneuver in between other pedestrians until turning off onto our street.

  “He said he had errands to do. I think he was kind of embarrassed,” I say as I sidestep a small pile of snow that’s littered with cigarette butts and empty beer cans.

  Quinn scrunches her lips together, running a hand thoughtfully through her dark Shirley Temple curls. “You don’t think that’s kind of weird that he just up and left? Like he was trying to ditch you or something?”

  “I really don’t think so,” I insist. “We didn’t actually have sex or anything, so it’s not a ‘fuck and run’ situation.”

  Quinn chuckles. “Oh, what would we do without the knowledge of Liz Phair? But seriously, Lay, you don’t think he’s trying to play you, just up and going the way he did? I’m only asking because I don’t want you to get hurt. FedEx guys can be dangerous too.”

  Annnnd she’s back. I should have known that Quinn wouldn’t be able to hear about last night without casting her pessimistic spin on the situation.

  We push through the glass doors into our building and flash our IDs to the security guard sitting at the stairs.

  “Hey, Bill,” we both greet him. He looks sleepily at us through his glasses as we pass, but doesn’t answer.

  “It’s really not like that. We’re meeting up this afternoon again,” I inform Quinn once we are in the elevator. “Honestly, I think it’s more that he was weirded out by being in a dorm. I mean, imagine you’re twenty-six, you live on your own, and then you go home with a chick who has to pull a curtain around her bed when you’re getting busy.”

  “Dudes don’t care about shit like that,” Quinn retorts. “They care about the getting-busy part, not the privacy. Any one of them would get down in the middle of the street with the right girl. Some of them do.”

  The elevator doors open to reveal a girl stepping out of one of the doors on our floor. She bears the tell-tale signs of a walk of shame: short, tight skirt carrying the wrinkles of a night spent on the floor, hair mussed and tied back awkwardly, smudged black makeup under her eyes, and high stiletto heels hanging from her fingers. She gives her date, a junior named Mike standing in his boxers and a wrinkled t-shirt, a quick kiss before darting past us on her “walk of shame.” Mike watches her leave with a very satisfied grin before nodding a hello at us as we pass.

  “What’s up, ladies?” he asks, looking Quinn and me up and down while licking his lips. “Have a good night? I know I did.”

  I scowl at him. “Dude, gross.”

  “Keep it in your pants, Mikey. Nobody wants whatever venereal disease you’re spreading this week,” Quinn shoots back at him.

  Mike shuts his do
or, but not before muttering “bitch” just loud enough that we both can hear it.

  Quinn looks back to me with a knowing look. “Like I said, babe. Dudes don’t care.”

  After showering and doing a load of laundry with Quinn in the basement, I find myself sitting at my desk later that morning, split between figuring out my finances for the month and doing my reading for my British Literature survey. We are reading Spenser’s The Faerie Queene, which is long, written in Renaissance English, and not particularly motivating me to focus. I sigh and pick up the stack of bills that arrived in the mail this week.

  Ten minutes later, Quinn walks in to find me banging my head on my desk and groaning into the oak surface.

  “What’s up, buttercup?” she asks as she sets her laundry basket on the floor and begins putting away her folded clothes.

  I shuffle the bills underneath the rest of the papers on my desk and look up. “Nothing. You know, the same old poor college student bit.”

  “You need to borrow money?”

  It’s the same charade we go through every few months. It’s hard keeping up with these girls, but I don’t like having to sacrifice my social life just so I can have a few extra dollars in my savings account. No, it’s not the “grown-up” thing to do, but I’m just a college student—what do I really have to save for? I also don’t like playing the “get free drinks” game with men in bars like Jamie does; it makes me feel cheap. But I’m in college in New York City—I’m supposed to have fun, right?

  “No, thanks, I’ll manage,” I mumble into my papers, just as I always do. Quinn always offers, and I always decline. It’s become an awkward routine over the last year and a half.

  “You really need to start managing your money, honey,” Quinn says, coming up to rub me on the shoulder supportively. “Take a couple of free drinks here and there. Hell, my dad sent a little extra this month—why don’t you just take it? Use it to pay off some of these bills.” She lifts up one of the credit card statements shoved under my books. “Jesus, Layla, does that say what I think it does?”

  I snatch the bill away and shove it back into the pile with the rest, suddenly as protective over them as a guard dog.

  “It’s fine,” I snarl. “I don’t need your help, Quinn. Don’t worry about it. It’s no big deal.”

  “Layla, thousands of dollars of debt is a big deal, and you’re behind two payments. If you keep letting that go, it’s going to ruin your credit. Seriously, just let me help you out—”

  “I said it’s fine, Quinn! Seriously, it’s none of your business.”

  I slam my book shut and thrust it into the messenger bag that hangs off the side of my desk chair before locking the stack of bills into the front drawer of my desk. I stand up in a huff and sling the bag over my shoulder, only to be met by Quinn blocking the exit.

  “Layla.”

  “Quinn.”

  She doesn’t leave room for movement, and we stare at each other with our arms crossed. Quinn and I can both be stubborn asses at times, and this appears to be one of them. I place my hands on my hips and glare at her, but she doesn’t budge. Yep, that’s us: stubborn as freaking mules.

  “You need to talk to your parents about this,” she states clearly. “I know your folks want you to learn to stand on your own and all, but I really don’t think they understand just how expensive this city—”

  Ignoring just how childish it makes me, I blow a raspberry, and Quinn finally steps back to avoid my spit, giving me the space to flounce around her and grab my down coat from the closet.

  “Layla,” she calls out as I stomp out of our room. “What are you, five?”

  Shama and Jamie are in their room studying too, but I can see a flutter of movement from their desks as they notice the scuffle. It’s not uncommon for Quinn and me to butt heads from time to time, so they know the signs.

  “Layla, your parents would help if you just asked them,” Quinn continues as she follows me out. “It’s not like they’re hurting for cash. Your dad is the best plastic surgeon in Seattle, for crying out loud.”

  I stop just as I grab the doorknob, suddenly seething and wanting something to take out my frustration. It’s one of those times where I miss the combative outlet of soccer, where it’s acceptable to kick the shit out of a ball and run over anyone who gets in my way. Everything that was good about this day—about this weekend—has just evaporated, and Quinn only wants to push me further into the abyss. She doesn’t get it. None of them do.

  My dad is the definition of the macho Brazilian father. Sure, he’d love to help his little girl, just like he’d love any reason to cart his kid back from the big bad city and force her to live at home until she’s married. It doesn’t help that my mom thinks the same way. Neither of them understood in the first place why I had to leave home for college, let alone move to New York. There is nothing they’d like better than to cut off my tuition checks and force me to transfer to the University of Washington. Credit card debt and a too-old boyfriend would be the perfect excuses.

  I turn once again to glare at Quinn, who has suddenly become my scapegoat. I’ve told her about my dad—she knows I’d rather pull out my fingernails one by one than ask him for money.

  “Well, my folks don’t own half of fucking New England like yours,” I spit out. “My dad might make some money, but I wasn’t raised with a silver spoon.”

  “Layla,” she starts again, earning one more glower from me even as her voice starts to rise.

  “Don’t,” I order her, and shut the door behind me.

  Chapter Fourteen

  Layla

  It takes me a good hour and a half of walking around the snow-lined streets of Lower Manhattan before I’m ready to apologize to Quinn. She’ll forgive me—she always does, just like I forgive her for spouting off at me. I know in another week or two I’ll bear the brunt of one of her shitty moods to make up for it.

  As much as I hate to admit it, I know Quinn is right. I need to get that shit paid off, and soon—otherwise it will eat at my credit score. Law school isn’t cheap, and federal loans don’t cover all of the tuition. God, if I’ve heard that from my father, I’ve heard it a million times.

  But by the time I return to my dorm, the girls have all left—most likely to the library. Instead of being responsible and doing the same, I spend the last ninety minutes walking around Soho, window-shopping for things I can’t possibly afford, and trying to figure out exactly how I am going to pay off the debt I somehow racked up in the last year and a half. So far, the only solutions I’ve come up with are selling my body on the street or giving up my social life for a while.

  I continue to brood through another bowl of oatmeal and prep for my date with Nico. I decide to go totally casual this time, the better to help me play nonchalant when I certainly can’t depend on my face to do it. My curls have air-dried again around my shoulders with appropriate devil-may-care waywardness, and I’m just wearing my favorite gray Rolling Stones t-shirt with jeans and brown boots. I dress up the outfit with a little bit of jewelry, but it’s still very “I was just hanging out when you happened to show up.” It also feels a lot more like me than the decked out look I was rocking last night.

  Nico calls up to the room promptly at two.

  “I’ll be right down,” I tell him as I jot a quick apology note and leave it on top of a candy bar I picked up for Quinn. That bitch better appreciate it—it was purchased with my last dollar from the bottom of my purse. I pull my coat back on and skip the elevator, running two at a time down the stairwell to meet Nico outside.

  He’s taken a shower and changed his clothes since departing from my room this morning and is dressed as casually as I am in a pair of fitted jeans and a white t-shirt, over which he wears his black parka and a Yankees hat on backward. New York is still mostly white, courtesy of the snowfall the night before, and his big black boots will make walking through the snow much easier. I’m dressed similarly for the cold, in my big down coat and a cream-colored wool cap
pulled over my curls.

  “Hiya, sweetie,” he says with a light peck on my lips, and I thrill at the rumbling of his low voice against my skin. “You wanna go to the Cloisters?”

  I frown, adjusting my hat against the cold. It’s not snowing anymore, but the winds have definitely picked up, and the “Cloisters,” whatever they are, sound suspiciously outdoors and possibly expensive. “What’s that?”

  “Art, remember?” He gives me a crooked smile, recalling the conversation we had at the office. “You’ll like it, I promise. You up for an adventure?”

  I squint at him, feigning suspicion, then shrug. I still have a little bit left on one of my credit cards. “Sure, why not?”

  The Cloisters, I soon find out, are castle-style buildings that house a large collection of medieval art. It’s an extension of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, located at the very northern tip of Manhattan.

  Nico and I catch the A train uptown, enjoying the hour-long ride tucked into each other’s sides while we chat amiably about our mornings. He tells me about Mass with his family and makes me giggle when he describes the way his brother managed to spill wine down his shirt when he was taking the Eucharist. I recount the boring details of the gym and skate briefly over my disagreement with Quinn without giving him all the gory details about my finances.

  “Sounds like she’s just looking out for you,” Nico says at one point. “Your girl sees you stressing over a stack of bills; she just wants to help you figure it out.”

  “I know,” I admit. “I was kind of a bitch to her, so I left her a little apology gift before I came down for you. But…well…it’s really none of her business unless I want it to be, right?”

  Nico’s quiet, like he knows I’m second-guessing that statement myself. Then he shrugs and shifts his gaze around the subway car, checking out the other people. We sit a bit awkwardly until finally he breaks the silence, although still not looking directly at me.

 

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