by Hugh Walpole
Her father continued to talk, and behind the reverberation of his deep voice the roll of the organ like an approving echo could faintly be heard.
“There was a moment when I thought Foster was going to interfere. I’ve been against the garden-roller from the first — they’ve got one and what do they want another for? And, anyway, he thinks I meddle with the School’s affairs too much. Who wants to meddle with the School’s affairs? I’m sure they’re nothing but a nuisance, but some one’s got to prevent the place from going to wrack and ruin, and if they all leave it to me I can’t very well refuse it, can I? Hey?”
“No, dear.”
“You see what I mean?”
“Yes, dear.”
“Well, then—” (As though Mrs. Brandon had just been overcome in an argument in which she’d shown the greatest obstinacy.) “There you are. It would be false modesty to deny that I’ve got the Chapter more or less in my pocket And why shouldn’t I have? Has any one worked harder for this place and the Cathedral than I have?”
“No, dear.”
“Well, then.... There’s this new fellow Ronder coming to-day. Don’t know much about him, but he won’t give much trouble, I expect — trouble in the way of delaying things, I mean. What we want is work done expeditiously. I’ve just about got that Chapter moving at last. Ten years’ hard work. Deserve a V.C. or something. Hey?”
“Yes, dear, I’m sure you do.”
The Archdeacon gave one of his well-known roars of laughter — a laugh famous throughout the county, a laugh described by his admirers as “Homeric,” by his enemies as “ear-splitting.” There was, however, enemies or no enemies, something sympathetic in that laugh, something boyish and simple and honest.
He suddenly pulled himself up, bringing his long legs close against his broad chest.
“No letter from Falk to-day, was there?”
“No, dear.”
“Humph. That’s three weeks we haven’t heard. Hope there’s nothing wrong.”
“What could there be wrong, dear?”
“Nothing, of course.... Well, Joan, and what have you been doing with yourself all day?”
It was only in his most happy and resplendent moods that the Archdeacon held jocular conversations with his daughter. These conversations had been, in the past, moments of agony and terror to her, but since that morning when she had suddenly woken to a realisation of the marvellous possibilities in life her terror had left her. There were other people in the world besides her father....
Nevertheless, a little, her agitation was still with her. She looked up at him, smiling.
“Oh, I don’t know, father.... I went to the Library this morning to change the books for mother—”
“Novels, I suppose. No one ever reads anything but trash nowadays.”
“They hadn’t anything that mother put down. They never have. Miss Milton sits on the new novels and keeps them for Mrs. Sampson and Mrs. Combermere.”
“Sits on them?”
“Yes — really sits on them. I saw her take one from under her skirt the other day when Mrs. Sampson asked for it. It was one that mother has wanted a long time.”
The Archdeacon was angry. “I never heard anything so scandalous. I’ll just see to that. What’s the use of being on the Library Committee if that kind of thing happens? That woman shall go.”
“Oh no! father!...”
“Of course she shall go. I never heard anything so dishonest in my life!...”
Joan remembered that little conversation until the end of her life. And with reason.
The door was flung open. Some one came hurriedly in, then stopped, with a sudden arrested impulse, looking at them. It was Falk.
Falk was a very good-looking man — fair hair, light blue eyes like his father’s, slim and straight and quite obviously fearless. It was that quality of courage that struck every one who saw him; it was not only that he feared, it seemed, no one and nothing, but that he went a step further than that, spending his life in defying every one and everything, as a practised dueller might challenge every one he met in order to keep his play in practice. “I don’t like young Brandon,” Mrs. Sampson said. “He snorts contempt at you....”
He was only twenty-one, a contemptuous age. He looked as though he had been living in that house for weeks, although, as a fact, he had just driven up, after a long and tiresome journey, in an ancient cab through the pouring rain. The Archdeacon gazed at his son in a bewildered, confused amaze, as though he, a convinced sceptic, were suddenly confronted, in broad daylight, with an undoubted ghost.
“What’s the matter?” he said at last. “Why are you here?”
“I’ve been sent down,” said Falk.
It was characteristic of the relationship in that family that, at that statement, Mrs. Brandon and Joan did not look at Falk but at the Archdeacon.
“Sent down!”
“Yes, for ragging! They wanted to do it last term.”
“Sent down!” The Archdeacon shot to his feet; his voice suddenly lifted into a cry. “And you have the impertinence to come here and tell me! You walk in as though nothing had happened! You walk in!...”
“You’re angry,” said Falk, smiling. “Of course I knew you would be. You might hear me out first. But I’ll come along when I’ve unpacked and you’re a bit cooler. I wanted some tea, but I suppose that will have to wait. You just listen, father, and you’ll find it isn’t so bad. Oxford’s a rotten place for any one who wants to be on his own, and, anyway, you won’t have to pay my bills any more.”
Falk turned and went.
The Archdeacon, as he stood there, felt a dim mysterious pain as though an adversary whom he completely despised had found suddenly with his weapon a joint in his armour.
Chapter II
Ronders
The train that brought Falk Brandon back to Polchester brought also the Ronders — Frederick Ronder, newly Canon of Polchester, and his aunt, Miss Alice Ronder. About them the station gathered in a black cloud, dirty, obscure, lit by flashes of light and flame, shaken with screams, rumblings, the crashing of carriage against carriage, the rattle of cab- wheels on the cobbles outside. To-day also there was the hiss and scatter of the rain upon the glass roof. The Ronders stood, not bewildered, for that they never were, but thinking what would be best. The new Canon was a round man, round-shouldered, round-faced, round-stomached, round legged. A fair height, he was not ludicrous, but it seemed that if you laid him down he would roll naturally, still smiling, to the farthest end of the station. He wore large, very round spectacles. His black clerical coat and trousers and hat were scrupulously clean and smartly cut. He was not a dandy, but he was not shabby. He smiled a great deal, not nervously as curates are supposed to smile, not effusively, but simply with geniality. His aunt was a contrast, thin, straight, stiff white collar, little black bow-tie, coat like a man’s, skirt with no nonsense about it. No nonsense about her anywhere. She was not unamiable, perhaps, but business came first.
“Well, what do we do?” he asked.
“We collect our bags and find the cab,” she answered briskly.
They found their bags, and there were a great many of them; Miss Ronder, having seen that they were all there and that there was no nonsense about the porter, moved off to the barrier followed by her nephew.
As they came into the station square, all smelling of hay and the rain, the deluge slowly withdrew its forces, recalling them gradually so that the drops whispered now, patter-patter — pit-pat. A pigeon hovered down and pecked at the cobbles. Faint colour threaded the thick blotting-paper grey.
Old Fawcett himself had come to the station to meet them. Why had he felt it to be an occasion? God only knows. A new Canon was nothing to him. He very seldom now, being over eighty, with a strange “wormy” pain in his left ear, took his horses out himself. He saved his money and counted it over by his fireside to see that his old woman didn’t get any of it. He hated his old woman, and in a vaguely superstitious, thoroughly Glebeshire f
ashion half-believed that she had cast a spell over him and was really responsible for his “wormy” ear.
Why had he come? He didn’t himself know. Perhaps Ronder was going to be of importance in the place, he had come from London and they all had money in London. He licked his purple protruding lips greedily as he saw the generous man. Yes, kindly and generous he looked....
They got into the musty cab and rattled away over the cobbles.
“I hope Mrs. Clay got the telegram all right.” Miss Ronder’s thin bosom was a little agitated beneath its white waistcoat. “You’ll never forgive me if things aren’t looking as though we’d lived in the place for months.”
Alice Ronder was over sixty and as active as a woman of forty. Ronder looked at her and laughed.
“Never forgive you! What words! Do I ever cherish grievances? Never... but I do like to be comfortable.”
“Well, everything was all right a week ago. I’ve slaved at the place, as you know, and Mrs. Clay’s a jewel — but she complains of the Polchester maids — says there isn’t one that’s any good. Oh, I want my tea, I want my tea!”
They were climbing up from the market-place into the High Street. Ronder looked about him with genial curiosity.
“Very nice,” he said; “I believe I can be comfortable here.”
“If you aren’t comfortable you certainly won’t stay,” she answered him sharply.
“Then I must be comfortable,” he replied, laughing.
He laughed a great deal, but absent-mindedly, as though his thoughts were elsewhere. It would have been interesting to a student of human nature to have been there and watched him as he sat back in the cab, looking through the window, indeed, but seeing apparently nothing. He seemed to be gazing through his round spectacles very short-sightedly, his eyes screwed up and dim. His fat soft hands were planted solidly on his thick knees.
The observer would have been interested because he would soon have realised that Ronder saw everything; nothing, however insignificant, escaped him, but he seemed to see with his brain as though he had learnt the trick of forcing it to some new function that did not properly belong to it. The broad white forehead under the soft black clerical hat was smooth, unwrinkled, mild and calm.... He had trained it to be so.
The High Street was like any High Street of a small Cathedral town in the early evening. The pavements were sleek and shiny after the rain; people were walking with the air of being unusually pleased with the world, always the human expression when the storms have withdrawn and there is peace and colour in the sky. There were lights behind the solemn panes of Bennett’s the bookseller’s, that fine shop whose first master had seen Sir Walter Scott in London and spoken to Byron. In his window were rows of the classics in calf and first editions of the Surtees books and Dr. Syntax. At the very top of the High Street was Mellock’s the pastry- cook’s, gay with its gas, rich with its famous saffron buns, its still more famous ginger-bread cake, and, most famous of all, its lemon biscuits. Even as the Ronders’ cab paused for a moment before it turned to pass under the dark Arden Gate on to the asphalt of the Precincts, the great Mrs. Mellock herself, round and rubicund, came to the door and looked about her at the weather. An errand-boy passed, whistling, down the hill, a stiff military-looking gentleman with white moustaches mounted majestically the steps of the Conservative Club; then they rattled under the black archway, echoed for a moment on the noisy cobbles, then slipped into the quiet solemnity of the Precincts asphalt. It was Brandon who had insisted on the asphalt. Old residents had complained that to take away the cobbles would be to rid the Precincts of all its atmosphere.
“I don’t care about atmosphere,” said the Archdeacon, “I want to sleep at night.”
Very quiet here; not a sound penetrated. The Cathedral was a huge shadow above its darkened lawns; not a human soul was to be seen.
The cab stopped with a jerk at Number Eight. The bell was rung by old Fawcett, who stood on the top step looking down at Ronder and wondering how much he dared to ask him. Ask him too much now and perhaps he would not deal with him in the future. Moreover, although the man wore large spectacles and was fat he was probably not a fool.... Fawcett could not tell why he was so sure, but there was something....
Mrs. Clay was at the door, smiling and ordering a small frightened girl to “hurry up now.” Miss Ronder disappeared into the house. Ronder stood for a moment looking about him as though he were a spy in enemy country and must let nothing escape him.
“Whose is that big place there?” he asked Fawcett, pointing to a house that stood by itself at the farther corner of the Precincts.
“Archdeacon Brandon’s, sir.”
“Oh!...” Ronder mounted the steps. “Good night,” he said to Fawcett. “Mrs. Clay, pay the cabman, please.”
The Ronders had taken this house a month ago; for two months before that it had stood desolate, wisps of paper and straw blowing about it, its “To let” notice creaking and screaming in every wind. The Hon. Mrs. Pentecoste, an eccentric old lady, had lived there for many years, and had died in the middle of a game of patience; her worn and tattered furniture had been sold at auction, and the house had remained unlet for a considerable period because people in the town said that the ghost of Mrs. Pentecoste’s cat (a famous blue Persian) walked there. The Ronders cared nothing for ghosts; the house was exactly what they wanted. It had two panelled rooms, two powder-closets, and a little walled garden at the back with fruit trees.
It was quite wonderful what Miss Ronder had done in a month; she had abandoned Eaton Square for a week, worked in the Polchester house like a slave, then retired back to Eaton Square again, leaving Mrs. Clay, her aide-de-camp, to manage the rest. Mrs. Clay had managed very well. She would not have been in the service of the Ronders for nearly fifteen years had she not had a gift for managing....
Ronder, washed and brushed, came down to tea, looked about him, and saw that all was good.
“I congratulate you, Aunt Alice,” he said— “excellent!”
Miss Ronder very slightly flushed.
“There are a lot of things still to be done,” she said; nevertheless she was immensely pleased.
The drawing-room was charming. The stencilled walls, the cushions of the chairs, the cover of a gate-legged table, the curtains of the mullioned windows were of a warm dark blue. And whatever in the room was not blue seemed to be white, or wood in its natural colour, or polished brass. Books ran round the room in low white book-cases. In one corner a pure white Hermes stood on a pedestal with tiny wings outspread. There was only one picture, an excellent copy of “Rembrandt’s mother.” The windows looked out to the garden, now veiled by the dusk of evening. Tea was on a little table close to the white tiled fireplace. A little square brass clock chimed the half-hour as Ronder came in.
“I suppose Ellen will be over,” Ronder said. He drank in the details of the room with a quite sensual pleasure. He went over to the Hermes and lifted it, holding it for a moment in his podgy hands.
“You beauty!” he whispered aloud. He put it back, turned round to his aunt.
“Of course Ellen will be over,” he repeated.
“Of course,” Miss Ronder repeated, picking up the old square black lacquer tea-caddy and peering into it.
He picked up the books on the table — two novels, Sentimental Tommy, by J. M. Barrie, and Sir George Tressady, by Mrs. Humphry Ward, Mr. Swinburne’s Tale of Balen, and The Works of Max Beerbohm. Last of all Leslie Stephen’s Social Rights and Duties.
He looked at them all, with their light yellow Mudie labels, their fresh bindings, then, slowly and very carefully, put them back on the table.
He always handled books as though they were human beings.
He came and sat down by the fire.
“I won’t see over the place until to-morrow,” he said. “What have you done about the other books?”
“The book-cases are in. It’s the best room in the house. Looks over the river and gets most of the light. The books are a
s you packed them. I haven’t dared touch them. In fact, I’ve left that room entirely for you to arrange.”
“Well,” he said, “if you’ve done the rest of this house as well as this room, you’ll do. It’s jolly — it really is. I’m going to like this place.”
“And you hated the very idea of it.”
“I hated the discomfort there’d be before we settled in. But the settling in is going to be easier than I thought. Of course we don’t know yet how the land lies. Ellen will tell us.”
They were silent for a little. Then he looked at her with a puzzled, half- humorous, half-ironical glance.
“It’s a bit of a blow to you, Aunt Alice, burying yourself down here. London was the breath of your nostrils. What did you come for? Love of me?”
She looked steadily back at him.
“Not love exactly. Curiosity, perhaps. I want to see at first hand what you’ll do. You’re the most interesting human being I’ve ever met, and that isn’t prejudice. Aunts do not, as a rule, find their nephews interesting. And what have you come here for? I assure you I haven’t the least idea.”
The door was opened by Mrs. Clay.
“Miss Stiles,” she said.
Miss Stiles, who came in, was not handsome. She was large and fat, with a round red face like a sun, and she wore colours too bright for her size. She had a slow soft voice like the melancholy moo of a cow. She was not a bad woman, but, temperamentally, was made unhappy by the success or good fortune of others. Were you in distress, she would love you, cherish you, never abandon you. She would share her last penny with you, run to the end of the world for you, defend you before the whole of humanity. Were you, however, in robust health, she would hint to every one of a possible cancer; were you popular, it would worry her terribly and she would discover a thousand faults in your character; were you successful in your work, she would pray for your approaching failure lest you should become arrogant. She gossiped without cessation, and always, as it were, to restore the proper balance of the world, to pull down the mighty from their high places, to lift the humble only that they in their turn might be pulled down. She played fluently and execrably on the piano. She spent her day in running from house to house.