by Gayle Trent
Praise for Murder Takes the Cake
Book One in
The Daphne Martin
Cake Decorating Mysteries
“Murder Takes the Cake has all the earmarks of a good cozy: a mystery to solve, a cast of colorful characters, humor, and tiny hint of romance. It is a promising start to a new series. You did not think I could resist a one-eyed cat, did you?”
—Literary Feline.com
“Highly recommended. Five stars!”
—Kaye’s Penguin Posts
“A very enjoyable cozy.”
—Vixen's Daily Reads
“Murder Takes The Cake has all the right ingredients for a delicious read.”
—Ellen Crosby, author of The Bordeaux Betrayal
“Entertaining.”
—A Bookworm’s World
“I can’t wait to read the next one!”
—Mystery Lovers Corner.com
“Breezy fun.”
—Harriet Klausner, an Amazon Top Reviewer
Dead Pan
by
Gayle Trent
Bell Bridge Books
Copyright
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons (living or dead,) events or locations is entirely coincidental.
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Copyright © 2009 by Gayle Trent
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Recipes reprinted with permission from Holly Clegg's trim&TERRIFIC™ Gulf Coast Favorites cookbook and Holly Clegg's trim&TERRIFIC™ Freezer Friendly Meals.
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Dedication
For Tim, Lianna and Nicholas
Acknowledgements
I’d like to thank my wonderfully supportive and loving family. Without you guys, my life would be empty.
Thank you to my editor, Deborah Smith, whose patience and indulgence are greatly appreciated.
Thank you to Craig Gustafson, editor in chief of cake decorating’s top magazines Mailbox News and American Cake Decorating. Not only does he support cake decorators though his fabulous magazines, he’s a great guy. I had the privilege of meeting him at the 2009 Oklahoma Sugar Art Show where he chatted up decorators, wannabes (like me) and vendors alike.
A special thanks to Kerry Vincent (who makes a cameo in Dead Pan) for providing knowledge of the cake world and limitless encouragement. Kerry is the reigning queen of the cake world.
A special thanks also to Holly Clegg, author of the trim&TERRIFIC™ cookbooks. Holly is a fantastic cook who specializes in healthy alternative recipes for people who are watching their weight, cancer patients and diabetes sufferers. In short, Holly rocks! Visit her online at http://www.hollyclegg.com/.
Last, but not least, thank you for reading this book. I hope you will enjoy it.
Contents
Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Recipes
Meet Daphne Martin
More Great Cozy Mysteries From Bell Bridge Books
Chapter One
For the second time in as many months, I found myself telling a police officer, “I just brought the cake.”
We were sitting in my cozy Brea Ridge, Virginia kitchen with its beige walls, white cabinets and light-colored wood floor. My kitchen is usually a peaceful, happy place. But then, I’m usually not being interrogated here . . . although, since I solved the murder of Yodel Watson, I am interrogated here more than you might think.
“Yes, Ms. Martin,” the policeman was saying, “and the lab is already testing remnants of that cake to determine whether or not it’s the cause of the death.”
“Well, that’s a relief. Or, at least, it will be when you see that the cake is innocent.” It was also a relief to be dealing with Officer McAfee rather than Officer Hayden this time. Officer McAfee appeared to be on the backside of thirty and didn’t seem to rush to judgment the way young Officer Hayden had.
“Nevertheless, ninety percent of the folks who attended the Brea Ridge Pharmaceutical Christmas party are violently ill today,” Officer McAfee said.
“Right. As I said, I just brought the cake. I didn’t stay for the festivities.”
“Lucky you.” His brown fingers fumbled with a small blue notebook. “You didn’t notice anything unusual going on?”
“Like Momba Womba spiking the punch?” With a name like Daphne, I’m entitled to a Scooby Doo reference now and then, especially when I’m nervous. I can’t remember what Momba Womba really did on the cartoon show, although I do remember he was a witch doctor. I’m fairly sure he didn’t spike any punch, or else Shaggy and Scooby would’ve been in big trouble. Those guys would eat and drink things found in cobweb-covered cabinets in creepy haunted houses.
Officer McAfee’s dark eyes widened as he leaned forward in my kitchen chair. “You saw somebody spike the punch?”
“No, no . . . I didn’t see anything.”
He stood up. “If you think of something—anything at all—that might’ve made those people sick, call me.” He handed me his business card. “This is deadly serious, Ms. Martin. Fred Duncan is in the hospital in a coma today.”
“Fred Duncan?”
“Yeah. You know him?”
“He works at the Save-A-Buck.”
“Right.”
I walked Officer McAfee to the door. “That’s terrible. Do the doctors think he’ll be okay?”
He shook his head. “It’s not looking good.”
I’d barely had time to absorb that upsetting information and put our coffee cups in the dishwasher before my neighbor Myra was at the door. Myra is a feisty widow with too much time on her hands, but she is always entertaining. I invited her in, and we went to sit in the living room. I felt I might as well be comfortable for my inquisition.
“Getting to be a habit? The police car, I mean. I thought I saw a police car over here.” Myra kicked off her loafers and dropped into my pink and white checked club chair.
“You did. Oh my. You did see a putty tat. Or a police car.”
She stared at me, unblinking. The Tweety Bird cartoon joke was lost on Myra. She was like a bloodhound with a scent to follow.
“What were they doing here?”
I sat down on the couch. “Brea Ridge Pharmaceut
icals had their Christmas party last night.”
“Were you there? Did it get rowdy? Was there a drunken brawl?”
“I delivered a cake, but I left before the party started.”
“So you didn’t get to see the brawl?”
“As far as I know, there was no brawl.”
“Then why were the police here?”
“A lot of people who were at the party got sick.”
“From your cake?”
I held up my hand. “Definitely not from my cake. Officer McAfee said the lab is testing remnants of the cake, and I have no doubt it will be fine. No doubt whatsoever.”
“Remnants? I thought only carpet came in remnants. Huh.” She folded her legs up under her. “That Officer McAfee is a good looking man, ain’t he? He reminds me of Malcolm Winters from Y and R. Of course, Malcolm is on that crime show now, so there you go.”
“There you go,” I echoed, as if her train of thought made one iota of sense.
“What was it that made everybody so sick?”
“They don’t know yet. Fortunately, the company had some drugs on hand that lessened the symptoms for most of them. They couldn’t help poor Fred Duncan, though.”
“He still sick?”
I nodded slowly. “He’s in a coma.”
“Fred Duncan is in a coma?” She scoffed. “Bet he’s fakin’.”
“Myra, you can’t fake a coma.”
“Oh, honey, you can. I did it one time. Me and Carl had this big fight, and he stormed out. I wanted him to find me passed out on the bedroom floor when he got home so he’d feel really ashamed for how he’d left.”
I merely stared at her with my mouth hanging open.
“I took a couple of sleeping pills and laid down on the floor,” she continued. “I don’t know how long I’d been asleep before Carl got home, but he was plenty worried when he finally got me revived. He called an ambulance and everything. And that wasn’t like Carl. Normally, he was so cheap, he’d have just pitched me in the back of the Buick, turned on the four-way flashers and took me to the hospital himself.” She smiled smugly. “Even with our insurance, that ambulance trip cost us a pretty penny. They checked my heart and everything.”
“You didn’t tell the doctor you took the sleeping pills?”
“Nah. That showed up in the blood work later. But by then, they’d gone over me with a fine tooth comb. I even got to have a CT scan. Let me tell you, Carl Jenkins never dared storm off and leave me again.”
“I guess not.”
“So, you see? You can fake a coma.”
*
Despite Myra’s assertions to the contrary, I did not believe Fred Duncan was faking his coma. I felt horrible for him and his family. His grandfather and my uncle were hunting buddies, and I knew Fred’s near-fatal car accident and resulting brain damage about a year ago had taken a considerable toll on the Duncans. Fred was having the worst luck.
My pre-teen niece and nephew were convinced Fred was “crushing on me big time” after he asked my sister a ton of questions about me at the grocery store and then ordered a cake for his grandfather. He’d ordered a birthday cake; and since Mr. Duncan’s birthday was still months away, Fred’s mother had called and canceled the order.
Pondering my recent past history with Fred, crime, murder cases, cake baking and having to clear my name (not to mention the name of my cake-baking business) I decided to hop into my little red Mini Cooper and head to the Brea Ridge Community Hospital.
And I hate, hate, hate hospitals.
*
I approached the two elderly women volunteering at the reception desk.
“I’m here to see Fred Duncan.”
One of the women asked me my name.
“Daphne Martin,” I replied politely.
Her eyes went wide. “You’re the cake decorator who was accused of killing Yodel Watson with a spice cake!”
I stared at her. “My cake and I were cleared.”
She tapped Fred’s name into the computer before directing me to the ICU waiting area. The halls were lined with potted peace lilies. I spotted the door with the sign reading “Chapel” and considered going in to say a prayer for Fred. The chapel would be an excellent place to hide while I steeled myself to actually go and see him. On the other hand, if there was a grieving family in the chapel, that would be a terribly awkward situation . . . especially if it was Fred’s family. I took a deep breath and went on to the ICU waiting room.
A nurse approached and quietly asked who I was there to see. I told her, and she led me back to a cramped room where Fred lay hooked up to a number of beeping, whirring, whooshing gadgets. A tired-looking woman wearing a pink sweatshirt and jeans sat in a straight-backed chair by the bed and held Fred’s hand. I’d been standing in the room a full minute before she looked up.
“Hi,” I said. “I’m Daphne Martin.”
“The cake lady.” She smiled wanly. “Now I can see why Fred ordered his papaw a birthday cake five months early. I’m Connie Duncan Fred’s mom.”
“It’s nice to meet you, Mrs. Duncan. How’s Fred?”
Connie looked at her son. “Not very well, Daphne. Would you talk to him . . . let him know you’re here?”
“Of course.” I moved closer to the bed. “Fred, hi, it’s me, Daphne. You’d better hurry up and get well before the Save-A-Buck goes broke. You know they can’t run that place without you.” I looked from Fred’s ashen face to Connie’s.
“Thank you,” she said softly.
“Can I get you anything? A cup of coffee or a soda, maybe?”
“Coffee would be nice. Would you walk down to the cafeteria with me?”
“Sure.”
Connie went by the nurses’ station to inform them she’d be back within five minutes, and then we headed for the cafeteria.
“I heard about the party,” I said as we walked. “Actually, Officer McAfee of the police department stopped by and asked me about it. I told him I only delivered the cake and didn’t know about all those people getting sick.” I bit my bottom lip. “For the record, the lab is in the process of confirming there was nothing in the cake that caused the illness.”
“I know, sweetie. This isn’t your fault.”
“What happened? How did all those people get sick?”
“I don’t know. I only wish that if one of us had to be sick, it had been me instead of Fred. He’s been through so much already.”
“Do you work at Brea Ridge Pharmaceuticals?”
“Yes. I’m the bookkeeper.”
“I simply can’t understand how everybody—at least, everybody infected—got so sick so fast. Even if they contracted some sort of virus, it usually takes a few days to incubate, doesn’t it?”
“You’d think,” Connie said. “But the medicine Dr. Holloway gave out when people started getting sick appeared to help everybody, except Fred.” She looked at me. “Why didn’t it help Fred?”
“I wish I knew.”
We’d arrived at the cafeteria. While Connie got her coffee, I stepped over to the soda machine to get a Diet Coke. I popped the tab on the can and took a drink. She rejoined me and we started walking back toward the ICU waiting area.
“I was impressed by how you found out who killed Yodel Watson,” Connie said. “I read about it in the papers.”
I grinned. “I wasn’t all that impressive. I’m dating the guy who wrote the article, so he might’ve fudged a bit.”
“No,” she said, “I don’t think so. I think you were very brave. You set your mind to finding out what happened to that old woman, and you did it. I admire you for that.”
“Thank you.” Why do I have a huge knot of dread gathering in my stomach? Dread not even Diet Coke can wash away?
She nodded and stirred her coffee. “I want you to do that for me, too.”
I stopped walking. “Excuse me?”
She’d taken a couple steps ahead of me and had to turn around to face me. “That’s what I want you to do for me. Find out what
happened to Fred.”
“The police are already investigating, and—”
“But you’re Fred’s friend. You know him.”
Not exactly.
I started walking again, and she fell into step beside me. “But I’m not a detective by any stretch of the imagination.”
“Yes, you are! You solved that other crime and put a killer in jail.”
Yeah. I’m not looking forward to testifying in that case. Certainly don’t want to get tangled up in another messy situation.
“Mrs. Duncan, I’d love to help you . . . really, I would . . . but the police are doing everything they can. I’m sure they’ll resolve this as quickly as possible.”
When we entered the ICU waiting area, the nurse on duty rushed toward Connie and propelled her in the direction of Fred’s room. Not knowing what else to do, I followed.
The nurse spoke in a hushed but urgent tone. “Fred is in some significant distress, Mrs. Duncan. We’re doing everything we can do.”
“Distress? What do you mean? What kind of distress? Will he be all right?”
If you’ve ever seen a soap opera or a movie-of-the-week, then you’ve heard the beep. As soon as I heard the beep, I closed my eyes.
Please, no. This can’t be happening.
When I reopened my eyes, a nurse was pulling the curtain around Fred’s bed and the doctor was approaching Connie.
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Duncan. We did all we could do.”
Connie screamed, dropped her coffee, and threw herself into my arms. “They’ve killed him! They’ve killed my baby! You have to help me, Daphne.”
“I will,” I said, patting her back. I have to. It’s my fault you went for coffee.
The nurses gathered around Connie. I heard one say they’d called her family. I waited with Connie in the hallway—mainly holding her hand, patting her shoulder and trying not to say anything stupid—until Walt Duncan, Fred’s grandfather, arrived. I then excused myself and told Connie I’d call her later.