“I’m heartily glad of it; heartily,” said the doctor.
“Yes, I’m not going to make way for my far-away cousin yet; not if I know it, at least. I shall soon be all right now, doctor; shan’t I?”
“‘All right’ is a long word, Sir Louis. But I do hope you will be all right in time, if you will live with decent prudence. You shouldn’t take that filth in the morning though.”
“Filth in the morning! That’s my mother, I suppose! That’s her ladyship! She’s been talking, has she? Don’t you believe her, doctor. There’s not a young man in Barsetshire is going more regular, all right within the posts, than I am.”
The doctor was obliged to acknowledge that there did seem to be some improvement.
“And now, doctor, how about money? Eh?”
Doctor Thorne, like other guardians similarly circumstanced, began to explain that Sir Louis had already had a good deal of money, and had begun also to promise that more should be forthcoming in the event of good behaviour, when he was somewhat suddenly interrupted by Sir Louis.
“Well, now; I’ll tell you what, doctor; I’ve got a bit of news for you; something that I think will astonish you.”
The doctor opened his eyes, and tried to look as though ready to be surprised.
“Something that will really make you look about; and something, too, that will be very much to the hearer’s advantage—as the newspaper advertisements say.”
“Something to my advantage?” said the doctor.
“Well, I hope you’ll think so. Doctor, what would you think now of my getting married?”
“I should be delighted to hear of it—more delighted than I can express; that is, of course, if you were to marry well. It was your father’s most eager wish that you should marry early.”
“That’s partly my reason,” said the young hypocrite. “But then, if I marry I must have an income fit to live on; eh, doctor?”
The doctor had some fear that his interesting protégée was desirous of a wife for the sake of the income, instead of desiring the income for the sake of the wife. But let the cause be what it would, marriage would probably be good for him; and he had no hesitation, therefore, in telling him, that if he married well, he should be put in possession of sufficient income to maintain the new Lady Scatcherd in a manner becoming her dignity.
“As to marrying well,” said Sir Louis, “you, I take it, will the be the last man, doctor, to quarrel with my choice.”
“Shall I?” said the doctor, smiling.
“Well, you won’t disapprove, I guess, as the Yankee says. What would you think of Miss Mary Thorne?”
It must be said in Sir Louis’s favour that he had probably no idea whatever of the estimation in which such young ladies as Mary Thorne are held by those who are nearest and dearest to them. He had no sort of conception that she was regarded by her uncle as an inestimable treasure, almost too precious to be rendered up to the arms of any man; and infinitely beyond any price in silver and gold, baronets’ incomes of eight or ten thousand a year, and such coins usually current in the world’s markets. He was a rich man and a baronet, and Mary was an unmarried girl without a portion. In Sir Louis’s estimation he was offering everything, and asking for nothing. He certainly had some idea that girls were apt to be coy, and required a little wooing in the shape of presents, civil speeches—perhaps kisses also. The civil speeches he had, he thought, done, and imagined that they had been well received. The other things were to follow; an Arab pony, for instance—and the kisses probably with it; and then all these difficulties would be smoothed.
But he did not for a moment conceive that there would be any difficulty with the uncle. How should there be? Was he not a baronet with ten thousand a year coming to him? Had he not everything which fathers want for portionless daughters, and uncles for dependant nieces? Might he not well inform the doctor that he had something to tell him for his advantage?
And yet, to tell the truth, the doctor did not seem to be overjoyed when the announcement was first made to him. He was by no means overjoyed. On the contrary, even Sir Louis could perceive his guardian’s surprise was altogether unmixed with delight.
What a question was this that was asked him! What would he think of a marriage between Mary Thorne—his Mary and Sir Louis Scatcherd? Between the alpha of the whole alphabet, and him whom he could not but regard as almost the omega! Think of it! Why he would think of it as though a lamb and a wolf were to stand at the altar together. Had Sir Louis been a Hottentot, or an Esquimaux, the proposal could not have astonished him more. The two persons were so totally of a different class, that the idea of the one falling in love with the other had never occurred to him. “What would you think of Miss Mary Thorne?” Sir Louis had asked; and the doctor, instead of answering him with ready and pleased alacrity, stood silent, thunderstruck with amazement.
“Well, wouldn’t she be a good wife?” said Sir Louis, rather in a tone of disgust at the evident disapproval shown at his choice. “I thought you’d have been so delighted.”
“Mary Thorne!” ejaculated the doctor at last. “Have you spoken to my niece about this, Sir Louis?”
“Well, I have and yet I haven’t; I haven’t, and yet in a manner I have.”
“I don’t understand you,” said the doctor.
“Why, you see, I haven’t exactly popped to her yet; but I have been doing the civil; and if she’s up to snuff, as I take her to be, she knows very well what I’m after by this time.”
Up to snuff! Mary Thorne, his Mary Thorne, up to snuff! To snuff too of such a very disagreeable description!
“I think, Sir Louis, that you are in mistake about this. I think you will find that Mary will not be disposed to avail herself of the great advantages—for great they undoubtedly are—which you are able to offer to your intended wife. If you will take my advice, you will give up thinking of Mary. She would not suit you.”
“Not suit me! Oh, but I think she just would. She’s got no money, you mean?”
“No, I did not mean that. It will not signify to you whether your wife has money or not. You need not look for money. But you should think of some one more nearly of your own temperament. I am quite sure that my niece would refuse you.”
These last words the doctor uttered with much emphasis. His intention was to make the baronet understand that the matter was quite hopeless, and to induce him if possible to drop it on the spot. But he did not know Sir Louis; he ranked him too low in the scale of human beings, and gave him no credit for any strength of character. Sir Louis in his way did love Mary Thorne; and could not bring himself to believe that Mary did not, or at any rate, would not soon return his passion. He was, moreover, sufficiently obstinate, firm we ought perhaps to say—for his pursuit in this case was certainly not an evil one—and he at once made up his mind to succeed in spite of the uncle.
“If she consents, however, you will do so too?” asked he.
“It is impossible she should consent,” said the doctor.
“Impossible! I don’t see anything at all impossible. But if she does?”
“But she won’t.”
“Very well—that’s to be seen. But just tell me this, if she does, will you consent?”
“The stars would fall first. It’s all nonsense. Give it up, my dear friend; believe me you are only preparing unhappiness for yourself;” and the doctor put his hand kindly on the young man’s arm. “She will not, cannot accept such an offer.”
“Will not! cannot!” said the baronet, thinking over all the reasons which in his estimation could possibly be inducing the doctor to be so hostile to his views, and shaking the hand off his arm. “Will not! cannot! But come, doctor, answer my question fairly. If she’ll have me for better or worse, you won’t say aught against it; will you?”
“But she won’t have you; why should you give her and yourself the pain of a refusal?”
“Oh, as for that, I must stand my chances like another. And as for her, why d——, doctor, you wouldn’t
have me believe that any young lady thinks it so very dreadful to have a baronet with ten thousand pounds a year at her feet, specially when that same baronet ain’t very old, nor yet particularly ugly. I ain’t so green as that, doctor.”
“I suppose she must go through it, then,” said the doctor, musing.
“But, Dr. Thorne, I did look for a kinder answer from you, considering all that you so often say about your great friendship with my father. I did think you’d at any rate answer me when I asked you a question.”
But the doctor did not want to answer that special question. Could it be possible that Mary should wish to marry this odious man, could such a state of things be imagined to be the case, he would not refuse his consent, infinitely as he would be disgusted by her choice. But he would not give Sir Louis any excuse for telling Mary that her uncle approved of so odious a match.
“I cannot say that in any case I should approve of such a marriage, Sir Louis. I cannot bring myself to say so; for I know it would make you both miserable. But on that matter my niece will choose wholly for herself.”
“And about the money, doctor?”
“If you marry a decent woman you shall not want the means of supporting her decently,” and so saying the doctor walked away, leaving Sir Louis to his meditations.
CHAPTER XXIX
The Donkey Ride
Sir Louis, when left to himself, was slightly dismayed and somewhat discouraged; but he was not induced to give up his object. The first effort of his mind was made in conjecturing what private motive Dr. Thorne could possibly have in wishing to debar his niece from marrying a rich young baronet. That the objection was personal to himself, Sir Louis did not for a moment imagine. Could it be that the doctor did not wish that his niece should be richer, and grander, and altogether bigger than himself? Or was it possible that his guardian was anxious to prevent him from marrying from some view of the reversion of the large fortune? That there was some such reason, Sir Louis was well sure; but let it be what it might, he would get the better of the doctor. “He knew,” so he said to himself, “what stuff girls were made of. Baronets did not grow like blackberries.” And so, assuring himself with such philosophy, he determined to make his offer.
The time he selected for doing this was the hour before dinner; but on the day on which his conversation with the doctor had taken place, he was deterred by the presence of a strange visitor. To account for this strange visit it will be necessary that we should return to Greshamsbury for a few minutes.
Frank, when he returned home for his summer vacation, found that Mary had again flown; and the very fact of her absence added fuel to the fire of his love, more perhaps then even her presence might have done. For the flight of the quarry ever adds eagerness to the pursuit of the huntsman. Lady Arabella, moreover, had a bitter enemy; a foe, utterly opposed to her side in the contest, where she had once fondly looked for her staunchest ally. Frank was now in the habit of corresponding with Miss Dunstable, and received from her most energetic admonitions to be true to the love which he had sworn. True to it he resolved to be; and therefore, when he found that Mary was flown, he resolved to fly after her.
He did not, however, do this till he had been in a measure provoked to it by it by the sharp-tongued cautions and blunted irony of his mother. It was not enough for her that she had banished Mary out of the parish, and made Dr. Thorne’s life miserable; not enough that she harassed her husband with harangues on the constant subject of Frank’s marrying money, and dismayed Beatrice with invectives against the iniquity of her friend. The snake was so but scotched; to kill it outright she must induce Frank utterly to renounce Miss Thorne.
This task she essayed, but not exactly with success. “Well, mother,” said Frank, at last turning very red, partly with shame, and partly with indignation, as he made the frank avowal, “since you press me about it, I tell you fairly that my mind is made up to marry Mary sooner or later, if—”
“Oh, Frank! good heavens! you wicked boy; you are saying this purposely to drive me distracted.”
“If,” continued Frank, not attending to his mother’s interjections, “if she will consent.”
“Consent!” said Lady Arabella. “Oh, heavens!” and falling into the corner of the sofa, she buried her face in her handkerchief.
“Yes, mother, if she will consent. And now that I have told you so much, it is only just that I should tell you this also; that as far as I can see at present I have no reason to hope that she will do so.”
“Oh, Frank, the girl is doing all she can to catch you,” said Lady Arabella—not prudently.
“No, mother; there you wrong her altogether; wrong her most cruelly.”
“You ungracious, wicked boy! you call me cruel!”
“I don’t call you cruel; but you wrong her cruelly, most cruelly. When I have spoken to her about this—for I have spoken to her—she has behaved exactly as you would have wanted her to do; but not at all as I wished her. She has given me no encouragement. You have turned her out among you”—Frank was beginning to be very bitter now—”but she has done nothing to deserve it. If there has been any fault it has been mine. But it is well that we should all understand each other. My intention is to marry Mary if I can.” And, so speaking, certainly without due filial respect, he turned towards the door.
“Frank,” said his mother, raising herself up with energy to make one last appeal. “Frank, do you wish to see me die of a broken heart?”
“You know, mother, I would wish to make you happy, if I could.”
“If you wish to see me ever happy again, if you do not wish to see me sink broken-hearted to my grave, you must give up this mad idea, Frank,”—and now all Lady Arabella’s energy came out. “Frank there is but one course left open to you. You MUST marry money.” And then Lady Arabella stood up before her son as Lady Macbeth might have stood, had Lady Macbeth lived to have a son of Frank’s years.
“Miss Dunstable, I suppose,” said Frank, scornfully. “No, mother; I made an ass, and worse than an ass of myself once in that way, and I won’t do it again. I hate money.”
“Oh, Frank!”
“I hate money.”
“But, Frank, the estate?”
“I hate the estate—at least I shall hate it if I am expected to buy it at such a price as that. The estate is my father’s.”
“Oh, no, Frank; it is not.”
“It is in the sense I mean. He may do with it as he pleases; he will never have a word of complaint from me. I am ready to go into a profession to-morrow. I’ll be a lawyer, or a doctor, or an engineer; I don’t care what.” Frank, in his enthusiasm, probably overlooked some of the preliminary difficulties. “Or I’ll take a farm under him, and earn my bread that way; but, mother, don’t talk to me any more about marrying money.” And, so saying, Frank left the room.
Frank, it will be remembered, was twenty-one when he was first introduced to the reader; he is now twenty-two. It may be said that there was a great difference between his character then and now. A year at that period will make a great difference; but the change has been, not in his character, but in his feelings.
Frank went out from his mother and immediately ordered his black horse to be got ready for him. He would at once go over to Boxall Hill. He went himself to the stables to give his orders; and as he returned to get his gloves and whip he met Beatrice in the corridor.
“Beatrice,” said he, “step in here,” and she followed him into his room. “I’m not going to bear this any longer; I’m going to Boxall Hill.”
“Oh, Frank! how can you be so imprudent?”
“You, at any rate, have some decent feeling for Mary. I believe you have some regard for her; and therefore I tell you. Will you send her any message?”
“Oh, yes; my best, best love; that is if you will see her; but, Frank, you are very foolish, very; and she will be infinitely distressed.”
“Do not mention this, that is, not at present; not that I mean to make any secret of it. I shall tell my
father everything. I’m off now!” and then, paying no attention to her remonstrance, he turned down the stairs and was soon on horseback.
He took the road to Boxall Hill, but he did not ride very fast: he did not go jauntily as a jolly, thriving wooer; but musingly, and often with diffidence, meditating every now and then whether it would not be better for him to turn back: to turn back—but not from fear of his mother; not from prudential motives; not because that often-repeated lesson as to marrying money was beginning to take effect; not from such causes as these; but because he doubted how he might be received by Mary.
He did, it is true, think something about his worldly prospects. He had talked rather grandiloquently to his mother as to his hating money, and hating the estate. His mother’s never-ceasing worldly cares on such subjects perhaps demanded that a little grandiloquence should be opposed to them. But Frank did not hate the estate; nor did he at all hate the position of an English country gentleman. Miss Dunstable’s eloquence, however, rang in his ears. For Miss Dunstable had an eloquence of her own, even in her letters. “Never let them talk you out of your own true, honest, hearty feelings,” she had said. “Greshamsbury is a very nice place, I am sure; and I hope I shall see it some day; but all its green knolls are not half so nice, should not be half so precious, as the pulses of your own heart. That is your own estate, your own, your very own—your own and another’s; whatever may go to the money-lenders, don’t send that there. Don’t mortgage that, Mr. Gresham.”
“No,” said Frank, pluckily, as he put his horse into a faster trot, “I won’t mortgage that. They may do what they like with the estate; but my heart’s my own,” and so speaking to himself, almost aloud, he turned a corner of the road rapidly and came at once upon the doctor.
“Hallo, doctor! is that you?” said Frank, rather disgusted.
“What! Frank! I hardly expected to meet you here,” said Dr. Thorne, not much better pleased.
They were now not above a mile from Boxall Hill, and the doctor, therefore, could not but surmise whither Frank was going. They had repeatedly met since Frank’s return from Cambridge, both in the village and in the doctor’s house; but not a word had been said between them about Mary beyond what the merest courtesy had required. Not that each did not love the other sufficiently to make a full confidence between them desirable to both; but neither had had the courage to speak out.
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