I said, "My name is Spenser. I have something that will interest you about Angela Richard. Call me at the Westwood Marquis Hotel."
Then I hung up. It had to be him. How many Pontevecchios could there be who were likely to call themselves Woody? I went and looked out the window.
It was a clear bright day in Los Angeles. Clear enough to see the snowcaps on the San Gabriel Mountains. Mostly the caps were smogged in, but today they looked as clean and crisp as new linen. In the distance between the mountains and me was a complicated, often angry seethe of people simmering beneath the Southern California casual they wore like makeup. It was that juxtaposition of how it used to be with how it had turned out that made LA so interesting and so sad a place, I thought.
Behind me the key scratched in the door latch. It would be Susan and it would take her a while. Susan had some sort of key and lock handicap. The key scratched again, and the knob twisted. I waited. I used to make the mistake of opening the door for her to save her the struggle, but it made her mad. She wanted to conquer the handicap. In the time I'd known her she'd made no progress. The key turned the wrong way, and I heard the deadbolt snick into place. The knob turned futilely again. Then silence. I heard the key slide out of the lock. I smiled. I knew she was starting over. I looked back out the window. Below my window a formation of feral green parrots swept past above the olive trees, heading for the botanical gardens that ran up Hilgard Avenue alongside UCLA Medical Center. There was some more lock activity behind me and then the door opened and Susan came in.
"I knew you could do it," I said.
"It's not nice to make fun of a lock-challenged person," Susan said.
"Forgive me," I said. "I'm trying to be supportive."
"Why do you suppose I have so much trouble with locks?"
"Probably relates to your lack of a penis," I said.
She had on black spandex tights and a lavender leotard top, which was soaked dark with sweat. Her bare arms were strong and slender with a hint of muscle definition. She had on a white headband to keep her hair out of her eyes, and her face glistened with sweat. I thought she looked beautiful.
She said, "Oink," and walked across the room. She bent toward me from the waist, so as not to drip on me, and gave me a small kiss on the mouth.
"I'm a sweatball," she said. "I've got to shower."
While she was showering, Woody Pontevecchio called me back.
"Who's this Angela Richard you mentioned?"
"You remember her," I said, "back around 1985."
There was a silence on the phone. I looked at the mountain peaks. In the bathroom, I could hear the shower running.
"I don't know what you mean," Woody said finally.
"Of course not," I said. "I'd like to meet you somewhere and explain myself."
Again there was a pause. Out the window I could see a helicopter rise slowly from the UCLA helipad, cant in the odd way that helicopters have over the pad, and then move off above the rooftops of Westwood Village. Through the closed window, in the air-conditioned room, the sound of it was distant and small.
"Sure," Woody said. "Come to my club. Sports Club LA, you know it? On Sepulveda just south of Santa Monica Boulevard. Ask somebody on the desk to find me. Everybody at the club knows Woody."
"Be there in half an hour," I said.
Chapter 22
Sports Club LA is about the size of Chicopee, Mass., but slicker. There was valet parking, a snack bar, a restaurant, a sports equipment shop, a unisex hair salon, a pool the size of Lake Congamond, a full-sized basketball court, handball courts, a weight-training room with pink equipment exclusively for women, two aerobics studios, a coed weight room big enough to train the World Wrestling Federation, a vast onslaught of Stairmasters, exercycles, Gravitrons and treadmills and, swarming over the equipment, a kaleidoscope of tight buns barely contained by luminous spandex. The cutie at the front desk said of course she knew Woody, and wasn't he a trip, and took me straight to where he was on the second floor, in the coed gym. I felt as if I were wading in a sea of pulchritude. Like a rhinoceros lumbering through a swarm of butterflies.
"Here's Woody," the cutie said.
Woody was sitting on a bench, at a chest press machine catching his breath. He had on rainbow striped spandex shorts and a spaghetti strap black tank top. His thick blond hair was, perfectly cut, brushed straight back and held in place by a folded black kerchief knotted into a sweat band. He was tanned so evenly that he must have worked on it very carefully. He was lean and muscular. His teeth were expensively capped. And he had a small diamond in his left ear lobe. We shook hands. Woody was wearing fingerless leather workout gloves.
"Lemme just do this third set," he said, "then we can chat."
He lay back on the bench and pressed up 150 pounds ten times, carefully exhaling on each press, doing the exercise slowly and correctly. When he was through he sat back up and checked himself covertly in the mirror while he patted his face with a small towel and wiped the bench off. Then he turned and smiled a big wide perfect smile, crinkling his eyes very slightly. "So, Spense, what's the deal?"
"Your first name Elwood?" I said.
"Yeah, is that a kick? My old man wanted to be a WASP."
"I'm looking for a woman named Angela Richard," I said.
"I'm looking for any woman I can get," Woody grinned widely.
"She was a hooker once," I said. "You used to be her pimp."
"Excuse me?"
"You turned Angela Richard out," I said. "Ten, twelve years ago. She got busted for hooking. You got busted for living off the earnings. Sheriff's department grabbed you."
"You are tripping, dude. I'm a movie producer."
"Easy segue," I said.
"This is ridiculous, you never heard of me? I produced Malibu Madness last year. I did a two-hour, for-cable syndication, Don Ho's Hawaii. It's playing all over the country."
"And the country's better for it," I said. "Sometime after she got out of Pomona Detox, Angela Richard moved back to the Boston area, changed her name to Lisa St. Claire, and married a Boston cop named Frank Belson."
"Man, this is ragtime. I don't know anything about this broad."
"After they'd been married maybe six months, she disappeared. And I'm looking for her."
"You a cop?"
"Sure," I said. "If you're a movie producer. Tell me what you can about Angela."
We were speaking softly. Just a couple of workout buddies gassing, maybe talking a little deal, the project's yours, baby, you run with it, I'll take a little up front for a finder's fee. Woody stood up from the bench.
"I think this conversation is over, pal. I don't have time to talk hip-hop with some wiseass I don't even know."
"Oh, okay, Woody," I said. "I'll talk to these other nice folks."
I turned toward a young woman with a tight body and rippled stomach who was doing dips on a Gravitron.
"Did you know Woody used to be a pimp?" I said.
She looked at me blankly for a moment.
"Hey," Woody said. "Hey, hey, hey."
"Shame he went downhill from there," I said to the young woman. "Now he's a producer."
"I don't know him," the young woman said. "And I'm trying to get a workout here."
Woody took my arm and steered me toward the vestibule between the two aerobics studios, where sleek people cavorted frantically near the front of the class in front of instructors wearing microphones and urging them on. In the back rows of both studios the action was a little more sedate and nowhere near as graceful.
"Lemme tell ya, I don't appreciate you saying things like that about me to people. I'm here to tell you I don't appreciate it one little bit."
A well-known actress with big breasts and thin legs walked by in a candy-striped thong leotard and went into one of the aerobics classes. She got in the back row and jumped around clumsily without too much regard for what the instructor was doing up front.
"Elwood," I said. "You stop pretending you weren't a p
imp, and I'll stop telling people you were."
"That's a damn ugly word," he said. "You know that. Pimp is a nasty word. And I'll tell you something, I'm getting damned tired of hearing you use it."
"You knew Angela Richard, did you not?"
"So why don't you buzz out of here right now before I maybe get kind of mad."
I could feel myself smiling. I tried not to. I didn't want to hurt Woody's feelings. But I couldn't help it. I raised my forefinger in a wait-a-minute gesture, walked back into the exercise area, took the pin out of the slot and put it in the lowest spot on the stack. I didn't bother to see how much weight it was. Most machines went up to about 275. I took off my beautifully tailored black silk tweed jacket with the fine cognac windowpane plaid in it that I'd recently ordered from a catalog, and hung it carefully on a curl machine nearby. I adjusted my gun on my right hip so I wouldn't lie on it and got on the bench and took hold of the handles and pushed up the whole stack and let it down and did it nine more times. Breathing carefully, keeping form. Then I got up and readjusted my gun and put my coat back on, and walked back out into the vestibule between the aerobic studios and gave Woody a big friendly smile.
"That doesn't mean anything," Woody said. "I've seen guys can do more than that."
"Sure," I said. "Me too. Let's talk about Angela Richard."
The young woman on the Gravitron got off and walked toward the triceps machine. As she passed the bench press station, she checked the weight and glanced covertly at me, only a flick of a glance at the weight and at me, but it was enough. I knew she was mine.
"I came out here with her," Woody said. "We were in high school together and we took off in the middle of senior year in my uncle's car and came to LA."
"What high school?"
"Haverhill High."
"Haverhill, Mass.?" I said.
"Yeah."
"By golly," I said. "Isn't it a small world, Elwood. You and she going to break into pictures?"
"Yeah." He shrugged. "We were kids. Angela was a real knockout, we figured she'd make it easy and I could manage her. You know? Even then I was a guy could put things together."
"So you lived for a while out in Venice."
Woody looked a little surprised.
"Yeah, and we weren't getting anywhere in legit films at first, so we did some adult films."
"Porn," I said.
"Yeah. Sixteen millimeter stuff, and then we came up with a really clever gig, for Angela to be a strip tease disc jockey."
"You thought that up, Elwood?"
"Yeah. I don't think anyone else is doing it. And we did that for a while all over, conventions, stag parties, that kind of thing. But there's so much competition in the market especially with video, you know? Videocassettes, home movies on video, and half the broads in LA willing to take their clothes off for nothing anyway. So we did a little hooking."
"You and Angela."
"Yeah, of course, who else we talking about? I put it together, she did the johns. We did pretty good till she got busted. She wouldn'ta got busted either, she wasn't drunk. I told her look out for the Vice Guys undercover. I could spot one two blocks away. But she's so drunk she drifted away from me one day and props one. By the time I get there she's in cuffs and yelling at the cop. I told her fifty times, you get busted, shut up, go downtown. Sit in the tank an hour. And I'll bail you out. But she's in the damned wrapper and she's yelling at the cops and I try to get her quieted down and the damned cops up and bust my ass. Put the arm on me. Sheriff's deputies. Those guys are the worst. City guys you can talk to, but the county guys, man-oh-man." Woody shook his head. He looked at the clock above the second-floor balcony where the aerobic machines stood row upon cardiovascular row, ringing the exercise floor below. It was 5:05.
"I need a drink. You want a drink, man?"
"Sure," I said. "Replenish those electrolytes."
We went to the first floor and across the lobby and to the bar at the far end. The bartender was a neat, compact black man with a black and gold paisley vest over a white shirt.
He said, "'Shappening, Woody?"
Woody said, "Hey, Jack. Gimme an Absolut on the rocks with a twist."
I ordered a beer. Now that he had given in, Woody seemed to be caught up in his own story and was pitching it to me.
"They held her overnight and took her out to Pomona in the morning. I tried to get her out, but they told me she didn't want to get out and…"
He spread his hands.
"I never saw her again. Too bad. I miss her, nice babe. Excellent look, you know."
He sipped his vodka.
"Oh-baby-oh-baby," he said. "The first one hits the spot, doesn't it, Spense?"
"Oh-baby," I said. "Why'd you run away?"
"Run away?"
"Yeah, during your senior year at Haverhill High? Why'd you and Angela run away?"
"Haverhill was a drag, you know. I was looking for some action."
"How about Angela?"
"Trouble at home," Woody said.
"You know where her parents are?"
"No."
"Brothers, sisters, cousins?"
"No."
"Know anybody named Vaughn?"
"I know a lot of people. First name or last?"
"I don't know."
"Don't mean shit to me," he said. "Singer named Jimmie Vaughn, Stevie Ray's brother…"
I nodded.
"Not him," I said. "Got any idea where she might have gone, or why?"
"Angela and I traveled together, Duke, a little grass, a little wine, maybe some poontang."
"What else is there?" I said.
Woody shrugged.
"Give her credit, though, she helped me get rolling out here."
He swallowed the rest of his vodka.
"And, let me tell you, Spense, I'm rollin' on the river out here now, rolling on the river."
I put out my hand. Woody took it. My hand was much bigger than his. I squeezed it. Woody tried not to show it, but I knew he was uncomfortable.
"I'm going now," I said. "I hope I don't have to talk with you again…"
I tightened my grip a little more, Woody tried to pull his hand away and couldn't.
"But if I do," I said, "and you call me Spense again, I will kick your ass around Westwood like a beach ball. Capeesh?"
Woody nodded.
"Good. Don't say another word."
I let him go and headed back to the hotel where I could wash my hands.
Chapter 23
Susan was standing in front of the full-length mirror in the hotel room wearing black-and-white striped silk underwear. She had a short black skirt with a long black jacket held up in front of her, and was standing on her toes to simulate high heels as she smoothed the skirt down over her thighs. "L'Orangerie is dressy," she said.
"Yes."
She turned a little, watching how the jacket fell over the skirt, and then went back to the closet and got a pale gray pants suit and took it to the mirror.
"When we get to the restaurant," I said, "won't it be hard to eat holding your clothes in front of you like that?"
Susan's powers of concentration could set driftwood on fire. She ignored me, and in fact, may not even have heard me.
I got out my address book and thumbed through it and found a number in Los Angeles that I hadn't used in four years. I dialed it.
A voice said, "Hello?" I said,
"Bobby Horse?"
"Who's calling?"
"Your hero, Spenser, from Boston."
Bobby Horse said, "What the fuck do you want?"
"The usual adulation," I said.
"And?"
"And to talk to Mr. del Rio."
"Hold on," Bobby Horse said. In a moment del Rio came on the line.
"Spenser?" he said. He always said my name as if it amused him.
"I need a favor," I said.
"I'll bet you do," del Rio said. "Why should I do you a favor?"
"We were okay on the Jill Joyce
thing five years ago."
"Si."
Del Rio did a movie Mexican accent when it pleased him to, though he spoke English without any accent at all. Hawk did some of the same thing. Amos and Andy one minute, Alistair Cooke the next.
"I'm looking for a guy's wife. Anglo woman. She might have disappeared into an Hispanic ghetto in a city north of Boston called Proctor. She might be with a bad guy."
"Si."
"I need somebody speaks Spanish, doesn't mind bad guys."
"And I'm supposed to yell `Ceesco, le's ride'?"
"Not you," I said. "I want to borrow Chollo."
"Ahhhh! "
We were both quiet for a moment.
"Why should Chollo do that?"
"Because you'll tell him to."
"Even I don't tell Chollo to do things, Senor."
Again del Rio paused.
"But I can ask him."
"Do that," I said.
There was silence on the line for a while. Del Rio came back on the line.
"Chollo says he's never been to Boston and would like to see it."
"Like that?" I said.
"Si. Have you seen Jill Joyce?"
"No," I said. "How is your daughter?"
"Amanda is at the Sorbonne," del Rio said. "She speaks fluent French."
"I'm in LA now, when do I look for Chollo?"
"He needs to finish up his current project. When are you going back to Boston?"
"Tomorrow. When will Chollo show up?"
"Soon," del Rio said.
"Does he know where to find me?"
"He'll find you."
"Thank you."
"Adios, amigo," del Rio said and hung up.
Susan had on panty hose by now, and a pair of high-heeled shoes, and a honey-colored silk blouse. She was holding up a caramel-colored skirt and jacket in front of the mirror and looking at it approvingly.
"Remember before panty hose?" I said.
Susan turned a little to one side and looked at the caramel-colored suit from that angle.
"Garter belt and stockings," I said. "That was the look."
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