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by Alan Johnson


  He became obsessed with Northern Ireland. What began as a few days attending to a sensitive dispute in Belfast related to the Troubles, which John actually dealt with brilliantly, turned into a longer stay during which he spent a week or so in Derry while Derek and I held the fort back in Clapham. Not long after that, with the dispute resolved, he went back again, citing the need to address the unique set of circumstances faced by our members in the province.

  In the spring of 1987 the police came to UCW House and arrested John Taylor. He was accused of involvement in a racket operated by a shirt manufacturer in Northern Ireland and its alleged attempts to secure a contract, by underhand means, to produce postmen’s uniform shirts for the Post Office.

  Alan Tuffin made arrangements for John to step down as a national officer before the trial and approved a compensation package that would have been impossible to deliver after any guilty verdict. His departure was thus dealt with as a medical retirement, which was perfectly reasonable. John was, after all, very ill.

  I was asked to take on the job of outdoor secretary temporarily until a ballot for the position could be organized. I saw John when he came into the office for the last time to collect some things and say goodbye to his staff. He was in a sober phase and told us that he was innocent of all charges and confident he would be cleared. Alone in what I still regarded as his office, where a portrait of a sad-looking postman by the celebrated painter Duncan Grant gazed down from the wall, John smiled and said that he was better off out of it all; that the pressure was too much for him. He predicted that I would one day take the stairway to the top floor, where the general secretary’s office was situated – a stairway he would not now be ascending. We hugged, awkwardly, and John, in his well-cut suit, shoulders pushed back like a guardsman, exactly as he’d looked in 1976 when I first saw him striding to the rostrum at my first conference, walked out of UCW House and into retirement.

  At his trial in Northern Ireland, Brian Thomson, the Geordie senior manager from the mails business, appeared for the defence as a character witness. John was found not guilty. The hug he’d given me was as nothing compared to the embrace he gave his barrister in the middle of the courtroom, which was so effusive it knocked off the distinguished gentleman’s horsehair wig.

  Derek Walsh and I both stood in the election for outdoor secretary, along with a few other candidates. This time I won. I was now an employee of the Union of Communication Workers, rather than the Post Office.

  It was the end of an era for me. The business had changed more in the almost twenty years I’d worked for it than in the hundred years that went before. I’d changed with it. I’d joined as an eighteen-year-old postman and I was leaving as a thirty-seven-year-old union official. I considered myself fortunate to have worked for such a fine institution. I had been proud to wear its uniform and grateful for the security it had provided, which had enabled Judy and me to bring up our three children free from the fear of unemployment.

  In the process we’d grown apart, Judy and me. Perhaps it was inevitable, especially considering how young we had been when we married. I would come back to the Britwell from wherever I’d been full of stories about the things I’d seen, the deeds I’d done, the people I’d met. Had I listened enough to her? Spent enough time talking about the changes in her life as she moved on from the playgroup to youth work? The yoga she was studying in order to become a fitness instructor? The new friends she’d made?

  Ernie Sheers had warned me about being too full of what I was doing and not paying enough attention to Judy. Ernie and I still met up every so often, but not as regularly as we had done in my early days on the union’s executive. Then he’d listened to all my adventures from Dundee to Derry, Newton Abbot to Newcastle. Once, when John Taylor had come to Slough for some reason and stayed with us on the Britwell, I introduced him to Ernie. They were both East Enders and had similar reference points – Kelly’s pie and mash shop on Roman Road (‘Kelly for jelly’), the docks, Victoria Park. But Ernie was wary of John’s exuberance. He was distrustful of egos, and not only was he alert to the egotism in John but he was seeing mine developing unhealthily as well.

  Perhaps Judy was, too. Once, after she’d picked me up from Slough station in her little Citroën 2CV, we were turning right into Farnham Road at the Three Tuns when she began to cry – apropos of nothing, out of nowhere, the tears rolled down her cheeks. But of course they hadn’t come from nowhere. She was deeply unhappy with the life she now led to all intents and purposes alone. Natalie was twenty-one and married. Emma, at nineteen, had a steady boyfriend. Jamie was about to sit his O-Levels (and would be among the last cohort to take them) and spent most of his spare time out with his friends.

  Earlier in the year, travelling home by rail from north Wales, my train had been delayed by deep snow. I sat in the packed carriage reading the collected works of Dorothy Parker.

  There was a short story set during the Second World War – about a woman who goes to great lengths to prepare for the return of her American airman husband on leave. Despite her efforts, it is not a success and she realizes that he has a completely new life while all she has is half of the old one.

  It hit me like a brick. On that train, staring out at the drifting snow – that was what had happened to us, to Judy and me.

  We’d done well together, the two of us. Most people who knew us hadn’t expected the marriage to last anywhere near as long as it had, given all the circumstances. Now we talked things over and decided it would be best if we parted. And so we did. No longer a postman, I was also leaving the Britwell, which had been our much-loved home for nineteen years. I packed up my books, records and clothes and carried them to the car, parked on the road, the council having ended our environmental vandalism by raising the kerb to stop us parking on the green. I loaded up and drove away, keeping my eyes firmly fixed on the road ahead.

  My mother, Lily.

  Linda and Mike on their wedding day.

  Barnes pond, the picturesque setting for the palatial Barnes postmen’s delivery office.

  The night shift at Barnes, Christmas 1968. I am at the front, third from the left, in the red jumper. Behind me are, from left to right, Brian Green in the blue sweater, Peter Simonelli and Billy Fairs, in the brown coat.

  Linda and Judy at Andrew and Ann’s wedding reception with babies Tara (on Linda’s lap) and Emma (on Judy’s).

  Emma and Natalie on the day we moved to the Britwell estate in Slough.

  In the back garden of our house on the Britwell with Natalie and Emma.

  With Jamie on my knee on a bad hair day, GPO badge 272 on display.

  The Britwell estate.

  Judy at the Britwell Carnival with chimney sweep Emma.

  Tom Jackson, in his trilby, and John Taylor at a Hyde Park rally during the 1971 strike.

  The Duncan Grant painting that hung in the outdoor secretary’s office at UCW House.

  At Slough Supporters’ Club saying farewell to Len Rigby (centre, in glasses). To Len’s left are his wife, Elsie, and Joe Payne, in his uniform. Ernie Sheers is on the far left of the picture, pint in hand; I am third left.

  With Jamie, Judy and Emma at a Britwell community centre party in the 1980s.

  Natalie and Emma, in the beret, celebrate New Year, 1984.

  Linda and Chas in Australia.

  Acknowledgements

  My grateful thanks to:

  My sister, Linda Edwards, for her help and encouragement.

  The wonderful Carolyn Burgess, for painstakingly computerizing my handwritten text and for her unceasing faith in this book.

  My agent, Andrew Kidd, for his wisdom and belief.

  Judy Merrit, for her help with some of the detail.

  Doug Young, Patsy Irwin and all the magnificent people at Transworld.

  Caroline North, now not just a brilliant editor but a good friend.

  My friends Becky Milligan and Charlie Grieg for their endless enthusiasm.

  Catherine Bramwell for all her
assistance.

  Rita Dunn and Mary McCracken for their memories of nappies.

  I am also indebted to Post Office Workers by Alan Clinton (George Allen and Unwin, 1984) and Masters of the Post by Duncan Campbell-Smith (Allen Lane, 2011), which provided invaluable historical information on the Post Office.

  Picture Acknowledgements

  Unless otherwise credited, all photographs are from the author’s collection. Every effort has been made to trace the copyright holders of photos reproduced in the book. Copyright holders not credited are invited to get in touch with the publishers.

  Corner of Long Readings Lane and Long Furlong Drive, Britwell Estate: © London Metropolitan Archives; City of London (SC/PHL/02/0775)

  79,242 Postmen, poster by Duncan Grant, March 1939: © Royal Mail Group 2014, courtesy of The British Postal Museum & Archive

  Index

  The page references in this index correspond to the printed edition from which this ebook was created. To find a specific word or phrase from the index, please use the search feature of your ebook reader.

  Alcoholics Anonymous 184, 185, 188–91

  Ali, Tariq 19

  Allen, Reg, and UPW 28, 42

  delivery office cook 16

  Anchor pub, Tring 46, 125, 192, 297

  Ann (Linda’s neighbour) 186–7, 216, 229–30

  Anthony Jackson’s supermarket 1–2, 13, 14, 37

  Area, the (AJ’s first band) 13, 31

  ‘A Hard Life’ 52

  ‘Walk Away Renée’ 45

  Armatrading, Joan 127

  Armstrong, Garner Ted 42

  Armstrong, Neil 68

  Asian population, Slough 83

  Attenborough, Richard 33

  Auden, W. H. 174

  Badfinger 127

  Bannister, Roger 97

  Barclay, Simpson 299–300

  Barnardo’s Homes, Judy’s brothers in 18

  Barnes, Mr, PDO supervisor 28, 30, 48

  and attendance sheet 53–4

  Barnes Postal Delivery Office 14–17

  AJ ‘established’ at 60–1

  celebrities 21–2

  Christmas 1968 34–8

  night shift 35–8

  postal walks 21–3

  postmen 22–30

  routine compared with Slough 63–5

  Barratt, Michael, on Tom Jackson 100

  BBC social club 199

  Beaconsfield constituency 86

  Beardsley, Aubrey, drawings, Mike and 4

  Beatles

  and record pricing 3

  ‘A Day in the Life’ 2

  ‘Hey Jude’ 36

  ‘Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds’ 2

  Magical Mystery Tour 3

  Sergeant Pepper 2

  The White Album 36

  Beechwood Comprehensive 235

  Belfast dispute, John Taylor and 309

  Benn, Tony 220, 221

  at UPW fringe meeting 241–3

  Beppe (Natalie’s father) 9, 178

  Bernard, Jeffrey 201–2

  Bert (binman) and Mrs Rayner 208

  Betjeman, John, ‘Come, friendly bombs …’ 60

  Bevan, Nye 281

  Binks, Freddie 26, 61

  black teenagers, police and 34

  Blackwood Arms pub, Littleworth Common 202

  Blair, Tony 281

  Bletchley Park, PHG training school 141

  Blue Anchor pub, Tring 46, 125, 192, 297

  Bowie, David 127

  Bowles, Stan 198

  Bowlly, Al 24

  Bradbury, Ray, works, Mike and 4

  Brewster, Mr, driving-test examiner 120–3

  British Legion, Sundays at 110, 112–15, 221, 236

  British Telecom privatization 283–4, 291

  Britwell Carnival 109

  Britwell estate

  and right to buy 271–3

  delivery walk, AJ and 65–7

  house parties 115–16

  neighbours 69–71

  private home-owners 271–3

  racism 58, 83

  Britwell estate house

  AJ & family move to 57–9, 61–3

  and 1979 election 238–9

  inadequate bedrooms 148

  life at 68–71, 101–5, 109–17, 124, 148

  Brixton College 9

  Brooke-Taylor, Tim 199

  Burnham Post Office, work at 128–35

  moped delivery experiment 73–7, 118, 129

  post-strike backlog 107

  Burns, Robbie 256

  Bygraves, Max, ‘Decimalisation’ 101

  Callaghan, James 154, 243

  government 220, 237–8

  Camelford Road, Notting Hill (Judy’s home) 8, 21

  life in 21, 32, 33–4, 35, 38–9, 45

  compulsory purchase 55–6

  Carlen, Mr (English teacher) 47

  on Animal Farm 83

  Carter, Johnny 33

  Castle, Barbara 243

  Cates, Johnny 112

  Chataway, Christopher 97

  Cheetham, Ann see Wiltshire, Ann

  Chessman, Tommy

  and strike 94–5, 97–8, 107

  at Slough 129

  Reliant Regal lifts 75, 94

  Christmas Eve 1967 1–8

  Christmas 1969 80–1

  Christmas 1971 88

  Christmas Pressure, BPDO 34–8, 39, 248

  Citizen Smith 199

  Citrine, Walter, ABC of Chairmanship 152–3, 172, 245–6

  Clarence, Mr, driving instructor 118–20

  Clark, Nobby 24

  Clement, Dave 198

  Cliveden 202

  Cockburn, Bill (PO director)

  and IWM agreement 246–7

  and Willoughby dismissal 266

  running mails business 301–2, 303

  cockney rhyming slang 163

  college lecturers’ dispute 1971 93–4

  Communist Party of Great Britain 96, 144, 146, 258

  Conservative government 1970 85

  Conservative government, Thatcher

  anti-union legislation 283, 288, 306

  policies, effects 270

  privatization programme 292–3

  convents, Littleworth Common 203–5

  Cope, Jerry, and IWM 294–5

  Costello, Elvis 237

  council tenants, right to buy 270–3

  Cox family 9, 21, 31

  Cox, Judy (Judith Elizabeth)

  brothers 18

  education 18–19

  engaged to AJ 8–12, 17–20

  parents 18

  pregnant 17–20

  wedding 20–1

  see also Johnson, Judy

  Cox, Natalie (Judith’s daughter) see Johnson, Natalie

  Cox, Richard (Judy’s brother) 300

  Cricklewood postmen

  ‘blacking’ Grunwick mail 222–4

  lockout 223–4

  Crosby, Stills and Nash 127

  Crosland, Anthony 221

  Croydon sorting office, driving tuition 53–5

  Cuban missile crisis 83

  Cudlipp, Hugh 21

  customer services, unofficial, Littleworth Common 200–1

  Dad’s Army 80

  Daily Express 41

  Daily Mirror 38, 41

  Daily Telegraph, 41

  as Trojan Horse 204–5

  Dainton, Frank 23–4, 26, 40, 61, 128

  Dash, Jack 164

  Deadman, Nobby 130

  and Len Rigby 87

  Dearing, Ron (PO chairman), and UCW 289

  Decimal Five 101, 104

  demonstrations/unrest 1968 19–20

  Derry sorting office, relocations 283

  Disney, Walt 252

  Dodd, Ken 113

  Dodd, Pete 242

  Dorneywood, mail deliveries to 134–5, 210–11

  Dougall, Robert 101

  Dr Finlay’s Casebook 299

  drinking, social 235–6, 278–9

  du Maurier, Daphne, Rebecca 209


  Dundee, IWM dispute, AJ settles 254–6

  Dury, Ian 263

  Dylan, Bob 4, 104

  education, selective 233

  Edwards, Charles, and Linda 252–4

  Linda’s first meeting 232–3

  Linda marries 252

  Mercedes car 285

  move to Hockley 253

  emigrate to Australia 285–7

  Edwards, Cindy 253, 286

  Edwards, Eddie 253, 286

  Edwards, Ricky 253, 286

  Elstree film studios 252

  English, Micky (Burnham postman) 132, 133

  Equal Opportunities Act 84

  Esposito, John 79

  Eton and Slough constituency 86

  Eugene, Mike’s & Linda’s foster son 177

  Evans, Barry 88

  ex-servicemen, Post Office 22, 23–5

  Ex-Servicemen’s Club, Britwell 130

  Fairs, Billy, UPW representative 28–30, 306

  and AJ’s transfer to Slough 61

  and 1969 strike 42–4, 48–9

  on nights 35, 37

  Farugia, Johnny 1–2, 14

  fax machine, perceived threat to mails 289

  Feathers pub, Littleworth Common 202

  Finlayson, Isabella Oswald 51

  Fitzgerald, Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam 222

  Foot, Michael 281

  football 36, 37

  AJ breaks ankle 260–1, 264

  Slough Postal FC 112

  watching QPR 36, 110–11, 142, 197, 198–200

  Francis, Gerry 198

  Gabriel, Brenda (AJ’s neighbour) 69–70, 110, 272

  Gabriel, Tony (AJ’s neighbour) 69–70, 110, 116

  and DIY 148, 162

  and right to buy 272

  general election 1979 238–9

  general election 1983 287

  General Post Office (government department) 15

 

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