I extend much gratitude and love to my running sisters: Lise Asimont, who talked me into running my very first race, a 10K around a mountain that scared the pants off me; and Jordan Costello, who gets up at the butt crack of dawn to run with me and endures countless texts and emails about ultrarunning and races.
To those of you in AA who shared your experiences with me: thanks. You know who you are.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Dropping a Deuce
Chapter 2
Dead Drunk
Chapter 3
Red Hats
Chapter 4
Disconnected
Chapter 5
Car Trouble
Chapter 6
Broken Skull
Chapter 7
Prep
Chapter 8
Don’t Be an Idiot
Chapter 9
Boy Scouts
Chapter 10
The Tracks
Chapter 11
One Tough Man
Chapter 12
Spikes
Chapter 13
Ultra Dog
Chapter 14
Hopland
Chapter 15
Ace Hardware
Chapter 16
Storewide Clearance
Chapter 17
Fuel
Chapter 18
When the Wheels Fall Off
Chapter 19
Bonk
Chapter 20
If I Get Eaten
Chapter 21
Breaking and Entering
Chapter 22
Portland Malady
Chapter 23
Visitors
Chapter 24
Bonging in the Brambles
Chapter 25
Pigs
Chapter 26
Regrets
Chapter 27
Zombie Rollers
Chapter 28
Purple Passion
Chapter 29
Tunnel
Chapter 30
Granola Bitch
Chapter 31
Fun Run
Chapter 32
Jingle Bells
Chapter 33
Dead End
Chapter 34
The Next Right Thing
Chapter 35
River Crossing
Chapter 36
Happy Campers
Chapter 37
Silver Buckle
Chapter 38
Attack and Stack
Chapter 39
Paperclip
Chapter 40
Strong Enough
Chapter 41
Nausea
Chapter 42
Nothing But the Dead
Chapter 43
Aleisha
Chapter 44
Separate Ways
Chapter 45
Out of Gas
Chapter 46
Suffer Better
Chapter 47
Tourist Trap
Chapter 48
Run, Jackalope
Chapter 49
BFF
Chapter 50
Fatigue Factor
Chapter 51
Batshit Crazy
Chapter 52
Death Run
Chapter 53
Avenue of the Giants
Chapter 54
Arcata
Chapter 55
Finisher
About the Author
Acknowledgements
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