Chemistry of Magic
Unexpected Magic Book Five
Patricia Rice
Contents
Author’s Note
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Acknowledgments
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
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Copyright © 2017 Patricia Rice
Book View Cafe, Date 2017
First Publication: April, 2017
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Author’s Note
Virtual hugs and kisses to my faithful readers, without whom I wouldn’t be having so much fun writing this series!
To my new readers: Don’t worry. You needn’t have read any of the other volumes to enjoy this one. The characters may be recurring, but each story and couple stands alone. The only problem you might encounter is if you’re a stickler for title usage and don’t realize Lady Aster is the daughter of an earl and thus entitled to be called Lady Aster instead of Lady Theophilus—not that the Malcolms care overmuch about titles anyway.
I usually attempt to give my Malcolms “gifts” that have been discussed for centuries as possible but never scientifically proved. This time, I have reached a little farther with Emilia’s gift. Although many people swear by Reiki healing, what Emilia does goes a step further. We can all dream of a little magic, can’t we?
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Acknowledgments
First and foremost, to Mindy Klasky and Jennifer Stevenson who keep my nose to the grindstone and force me to add those little details that make a book come alive. And as always, to the hard working Book View Café crew who handle all those pesky technical details I don’t understand and who offer me a wonderful company of talented professionals with whom I can talk writerese.
I can’t thank Kim Killion enough—for her fabulous covers and also for translating my “He’s dark and she’s fair and they’re magic” into reality!
And hugs to my wonderful husband who handles my authorial technology and doesn’t complain when I ask him for just one more link. Or three.
Chapter 1
“Does Lord Dare normally generate the smell of sulfur?” Miss Emilia Malcolm McDowell inquired anxiously, holding a handkerchief to her nose as she traversed the back hall of that gentleman’s London home.
She’d occasionally heard family members refer to the viscount as Devil Dare, but she’d rather thought it referred to his bold and reckless approach to life, not the actual stench of Hell. Still, if he was as ill as her mother had said, one could make exceptions for odd odors. She, of all people, knew better than to be superstitious about peculiarities.
Lady Dare, the viscount’s widowed mother, bobbed her cap-covered graying curls. “He produces the most vile odors one can imagine. Perhaps I should not have insisted that he leave the window open even in winter,” she said worriedly. “London air can carry terrible diseases. Perhaps his illness is all my fault.”
“Then we would all be ill,” Emilia said, trying to reassure the lady while mentally re-evaluating her mission here. The viscount regularly generated the stench of sulfur and other vile odors? What kind of illness was that?
Before she could lose courage and flee, however, the lady shoved open a door without knocking. “Dare, you have a visitor.”
“Not now,” a deep male voice called impatiently from the interior. “And where is Jackson if you’re performing his duties?”
“I did not think it appropriate for a lady to visit without my presence,” the viscountess responded tartly, expressing the same impatience as her son. “Miss McDowell, I apologize for my son’s rudeness. He does know the niceties when he chooses to acknowledge them.”
“I’ve told you I don’t need any more ladies bringing me soup and patting me on the head,” he roared.
And then the room exploded. Glass shattered.
Emilia stepped in front of the much shorter, stouter Lady Dare, blocking her from the black, malodorous cloud billowing through the open door. She held her breath and ducked her head so that her wide-brimmed hat blocked the smoke from her face.
Voluble cursing from inside the chamber, combined with a hacking cough, led her to conclude the devil had only blown up the room, not himself. “My lord, are you injured?” she called, unwilling to enter hell unless he could not escape on his own.
A large, blackened gentleman emerged from the baleful haze, brushing ash from his unbuttoned waistcoat and shirtsleeves.
She had been led to expect an invalid. She swallowed hard and again re-thought her purpose here. Lord Dare was so far from being an invalid as to resemble a veritable dragon—taller than she and twice as broad, larger than she remembered from her one brief introduction. Instead of dragon scales, however, he sported loose linen plastered with sweat and soot. Undisguised by gentlemanly attire, his powerful shoulders and solid chest created an illusion of virile health.
Only his hacking cough revealed the deteriorating state of his lungs—a dragon whose fire had died.
She recalled his hair as golden-brown, but she could not tell through the smoke. The apparition removed his spectacles to rub his eyes, leaving a ring of white around his singed dark lashes. Perhaps he did appear a trifle pale beneath the filth, she told herself. She was that desperate. And the sweat no doubt indicated fever since no actual fire emanated from his cave.
“Irritated, not injured,” he said, rudely looking her up and down. “No soup? N
o posies?”
“Dare, I swear. . .” The lady bit off her irritation. “Miss McDowell has a business proposition for you.” Her eagerness was obvious.
A few minutes ago, Emilia had been eager and anxious too. She’d waited years to tackle this task, studying the problem from every angle. She thought she’d finally found a perfect solution—
Faced with the devil, she was now back to wary and anxious. The frail invalid of her imagination was not quite the same as the querulous reality. Remembering all the sick people who counted on her, the future of pharmaceuticals, and the health of a kingdom—she drew a deep breath and met his cynical gaze without flinching. She had no other choices left.
“Lord Dare, perhaps this is a discussion we should have in private,” she suggested with as much hauteur as breathlessness could achieve. She wasn’t good at small talk, but she knew how to be direct.
“Do I know you?” Now that he’d stopped coughing, he cleaned his spectacles on the shirt tail he pulled from his trouser band.
Sympathizing with his mother’s irritation, Emilia refrained from rolling her eyes at this familiar refrain. It wasn’t as if her height rendered her invisible, but for whatever reason, men didn’t notice her, no matter how outrageously she dressed. “We met last year in Iveston, my lord, when you came to discuss glass for microscopes with Lord Theo.”
He frowned, dropped his spectacles in his waistcoat pocket, and without permission, grabbed her lovely wide-brimmed hat adorned with lavender roses and removed it. She glared and snatched it back, just barely avoiding swatting him with it.
“The woman with the violet eyes,” he exclaimed in pleasure, as if he actually remembered her. “Why the devil do you hide beneath that appalling flower garden? Come in, if you can bear the stench. I need to clean up before the soot settles. Mother, have Jackson bring the lady some tea.” He held the door open wide to reveal the blackened ruins of a. . . study?
“Don’t be improper, Dare,” his mother scolded. “You must at least come into the sitting room where you can be chaperoned.”
Wiping his face with his shirt tail, Lord Dare gazed upon his mother with a droll expression. “I think a dying man can be trusted to behave with all due respect for fear of what waits on the other side, don’t you agree, Miss McDowell?”
She did not, but she’d been the one to suggest a private discussion. Lady Dare had some notion of her mission since she and Emilia’s mother had discussed the problem of their recalcitrant offspring in advance. But Emilia preferred the terms of her proposal to be private.
“I think I can trust you to be a gentleman in your own home, under the same roof as your mother and sisters,” she replied primly, avoiding the subject of what awaited on the other side of death. “Although I’m not at all certain that I can trust the room won’t explode again.”
“I’ve turned off the burners. You’ll be safe.” Lord Dare caught her elbow—he caught her elbow!—and dragged her inside the dimly lit chamber, closing the door on his mother.
He was fortunate she did not expire on the spot. The discomfort of his disease shot straight up her arm in pinpricks of warning.
“We won’t be safe, not in this cesspool,” the tall, be-flowered lady argued, rather dramatically wrenching her arm from Dare’s hold and putting distance between them. “You cannot breathe properly in this soot. Where is the sitting room?” She looked about as if she might find a magic door.
“I’m covered in grime. I can’t pollute the sitting room. Tell me your business and you needn’t admire my décor for long.” Dare grabbed cleaning rags from his desk drawer and began wiping down his glass beakers. At least, this time, he’d not set the draperies on fire, since there were none. He’d had the window boarded.
His damnable coughing started up again. He had no clean handkerchiefs left, so he used his shirt tail. Bad choice. When he came up for air, the lady was looking at him with a glimmer of sympathy. That was the look he despised most. He wanted to prove to her that he wasn’t exactly dead yet, except he’d more or less promised his mother to behave while they shared the same roof.
That he had sacrificed his private quarters and laboratory grated, but his remaining time in this world shouldn’t be selfishly spent sending good money after bad.
“You must lie down,” his guest said, blessedly not offering the usual weeping platitudes. “Your lungs and heart work harder when you stand. Lie down on that filthy piece of furniture over there and give your organs a rest.” She pointed at the settee that had once been a silly bit of green silk when his mother had installed it a year ago, after the last fire.
Organs? The lady dared say organs? Impressed, Dare still ignored her admonitions and returned to polishing.
She returned the horrid hat to her lustrous black hair. “We will discuss nothing unless you exhibit a modicum of good sense. I cannot deal with a suicidal madman. I apologize if I’ve wasted your time and raised your mother’s hopes.”
“I need the glassware to be clean, and it won’t be if I lie about admiring ceilings. You may speak or leave, it’s no matter to me.” Dare knew he was being abominably rude, but faced with the kind of woman he could no longer have, he’d rather she walked out than taunt him with his fate.
To his surprise, she took the beaker from his hand. “Do you keep vinegar or alcohol in here?”
His nose had almost lost its ability to smell, but she carried an air of. . . freshness. . . with her, as if the stench of his work didn’t touch her. Out of curiosity, he located the bottle of clear alcohol and handed it to her.
“Go lie down. I will clean and we will talk.”
Dare watched in fascination as the lady stripped off her gloves, expertly dipped a rag in a bowl of alcohol, and began vigorously polishing the glass as if she’d been doing it all her life. Those soft hands had most definitely not spent hours cleaning glass. They did, however, raise lewd notions of better uses for those slender fingers. In shock, he thought he needed a good lie-down. To his knowledge, ladies did not clean glass or even recognize the need for glass to be cleaned.
His reaction to her unusual beauty was far less surprising. The combination of gleaming black hair, brilliant purple eyes, and fair skin reminded him of a common flower he’d seen in the market—not glamorous but striking.
Coughing again, he did as told and crumpled onto the settee. In truth, he needed to find breath for a discussion, and it was damned hard while breathing heavily down her delightfully long throat. Not that he was capable of breathing heavily any longer.
“That’s better,” she said in satisfaction, setting aside the sparkling beaker and picking up the difficult-to-clean, extremely expensive glass tubing.
Dare didn’t know if she referred to the glass or his position. He leaned against the pillows on the high end of the cushioned settee so he could watch her. She was tall for a woman, but the rest of her was disguised in sleeves wider than she seemed to be and skirts that belled out from her too-slender waist. “You can lose the hat. I can’t discuss business with someone whose face is concealed by all that flummery.”
She pinched the hat brim delicately between two fingers so as not to add filth to the lavender, removed it, then looked around for a safe place to set it down. There wasn’t any.
“Open a drawer. There’s nothing in them but supplies, but the interior stays clean.” Dare propped an arm behind his head and admired her graceful sway as she opened the begrimed desk and found a suitable resting place for her prized confection. Somehow, she did not strike him as a woman who cared about her attire, but she was garbed in what he recognized as the highest fashion. Living in a household of females, he was forced to notice such things.
She found his cleaning wires and cotton and began cleaning the tubing she’d left soaking in the alcohol. By damn, she knew what she was about. “Your proposition?” he asked, consumed with curiosity now.
It took a great deal to distract him from his goals these days, but this tantalizing female had managed it. Studying
her, he decided her bosom probably wasn’t large, but it was high and firm above a waist so slender he could probably snap her in two. And those impossibly violet eyes. . . Where had she been when he’d been stupidly swaggering through the ballrooms of society?
Her fair brow drew down in a thoughtful line as she posed a response to his question. “My maternal great-grandfather left me a substantial estate. We had much in common, and he wished me to continue his work.”
“Which is?” Dare asked, because he was suddenly consumed with a desire to know everything about this woman of lavender mystery.
She hesitated, then said reluctantly, “Developing a truly accurate pharmacopeia.”
His interest immediately waned. “Female potions and witchery belong to the last century,” he said in dismissal. “Grass does not cure anything. Modern medicine requires experimentation and will surely encompass elements of which we know nothing yet.”
She looked down her nose at him. Perhaps her nose was a little long. And a bit sharp. Her lush lips thinned considerably with her disapprobation. And those bold black eyebrows formed jagged points of censure, which perversely thrilled him—perhaps because those huge purple eyes focused on him and him alone.
“Botany is a well-respected science. The women of my family were botanists long before the term was coined. Just because men have the freedom to explore other countries for new specimens does not make them better botanists than women,” she said coldly. “We have been using curative herbs and salves for centuries.”
Ignoring his snort of dismissal, she continued her lecture. “I am always interested in other cures, of course, and I most certainly experiment to determine the effectiveness of my formulas. . . unlike most apothecaries, I trust you realize. We are what we ingest, and if we ingest foreign chemicals, we cannot expect our bodies to do anything but reject them, often in a disastrous manner. That is not the point and is neither here nor there, however.”
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