Monster Hunter Nemesis - eARC

by Larry Correia

  However, Dwayne Myers was the greatest propaganda artist that the MCB had ever seen, and if anyone could contain this, it was him. His superior surveyed the scene for a long moment. “Yes… It’ll be a challenge, but I can work with this…”

  “Of course, Sir.”

  “I’ll have to do it without your capable help though. I need you to do something else. Stricken has made his move.”

  “Nemesis?”

  “Of course.” Myers took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, removed one, and lit it. “It appears he wants that project restarted badly enough to endanger a whole city. The game is afoot.”

  “Nemesis isn’t a game.”

  “He’s using this event as an excuse. Stricken’s under the impression that Nemesis is some surefire, anti-paranormal super solution, and he intends to convince the President that giving him a blank check will keep us safe. Your contract is the only legal thing standing in the way. You’re going back to headquarters for a full debrief. That albino son of a bitch has already filed a report about all your violations.”

  “Trying to get me fired?”

  “Dismantled.”

  Franks grunted in acknowledgment.

  “Don’t worry. That’s not likely. Everyone knows you’re too valuable an asset.” Myers exhaled a cloud of smoke as he surveyed the devastation. “But did you really need to choke the Director unconscious?”

  Franks shrugged.

  “I figured as much…Poor Doug. I bet he’s wishing he’d never taken my job now. I warned him it was stressful.” Myers chuckled. “Stricken is crafty enough to know that I’ll be stuck here until this is contained, so I can’t maneuver against him. He’ll strike while the iron is hot and push for Nemesis authorization while everyone is panicking. Sorry, Franks. I have to see to the mission first.”

  That went without saying. The mission always came first. The more people who believed in the supernatural, the more they believed in the other worlds, the stronger those world’s influences became, the more the lines between them blurred, and that could not be allowed. Humanity never fared well when the lines blurred.

  The two of them watched the casino burn in silence for a moment before Myers sighed. “We can’t keep this up forever.”

  “No, sir.”

  “The MCB has done its best, but the time is coming when the truth will get out. I’m afraid that when that happens, there is going to be somebody like Stricken ready with a cure that’s worse than the disease… Do you trust me, Franks?”

  Franks nodded. More than any other human currently alive. Though Franks used the word to keep communications simple, and he’d referred to certain coworkers as friends over the years, he didn’t really understand the human concept of friendship. Logically Myers probably qualified as a friend.

  “Then I wish you’d tell me the real reason you’re so dead set against Project Nemesis.”

  Franks didn’t respond.

  “That’s right. Classified. Even for me…” Myers shook his head. “You know, I’ve got to hand it to Stricken. You’re the one thing standing between him and what he wants, using his own system’s rules against him, and as long as those stood, he was stuck. So he put you in a spot where you had to choose between breaking the system and failing a mission.”

  “I’ve never failed a mission.”

  “Then let’s not start now then. There’s a Blackhawk inbound that will take you to Nellis. I have a plane waiting for you. I’m occupied, so you don’t currently have a partner. I’ll send some of my trusted men to serve as handlers.”

  “Don’t need them.”

  “I’ve seen your interpersonal skills in action. This is interagency politics now, Franks. You need someone capable of smiling and kissing congressional ass. I’ll assign Grant as your counsel. Come to think of it, I’ve got a few other agents with skillsets that could prove useful in this endeavor… There’s one in particular…” Myers trailed off, seeming deep in thought. “Never mind the roster. I’ll take care of it. Get back to headquarters and tell your side of the story. There will probably be a hearing. Just be yourself and we’ll be fine.”

  Franks glanced over, curious.

  “I’d better clarify. When I said be yourself, I mean tell them the unvarnished truth, not murder everything… Stricken is gaming the system, but I don’t think he’s willing to break it. Yet. I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.”

  “Tried that once. Too disorienting.”

  “You’re a very literal man, Franks… The powers that be know Stricken. He’s their pet snake, but they still understand they’ve got a snake. On the other hand you have an exemplary service record for over two centuries. You’re a known quantity. Some of them might fear you, they know you won’t blow smoke up their asses. I think it’ll work out… Hopefully we’re not too late.”

  Myers wasn’t allowed to know, but if they couldn’t stop Project Nemesis then the destruction they saw here today would be nothing in comparison.

  * * *

  “Franks duty?” Grant Jefferson asked his partner as they approached waiting aircraft. “What did we do to deserve this?”

  “Myers probably just wants us out of Vegas since we helped him screw over STFU,” Archer answered.

  “Shhh.” Grant glanced around the runway. “Don’t say that out in the open. There could be bugs.”

  Grant’s lack of technical surveillance knowledge was funny, but most MCB personnel didn’t have Archer’s technical know-how. He’d been in the Tech Branch of the Admin and Logistics division of the MCB. Grant was Media Control, and that assignment was more about smooth talking than smarts. “If Unicorn has directional mikes good enough to pick us up over those engines spinning up, he deserves to know about our great Waffle Hut conspiracy.”

  Grant nodded. “I sure hope you’re right.”

  “I sure hope Stricken hasn’t arranged for our flight to crash mysteriously.”

  “That’s not going to happen.” But since both of them worked for a shadow government entity that specialized in fabricating conspiracy theories and falsifying evidence, Grant didn’t sound convinced. “Probably. Stricken might be willing to sit around and let extra innocents die, but he isn’t going to start murdering other Feds… But if the crew starts parachuting out, I’m going with them.”

  “Like Stricken would tell the Air Force? Fat chance of that. If I was him, I’d just have one of our wings rigged to blow clean off.” Archer had been in the 82nd Airborne and had made a lot of jumps in his life, but they’d all been out of perfectly good aircraft. “You can’t exactly overcome centrifugal force and cleanly exit a plane that’s corkscrewing its way into the ground. Well, Franks maybe could, but I hear as long as there’s enough left of him to scrape into a Ziplock bag they can make new body, so Franks doing something stupid doesn’t count. All those military training accidents you read about where some plane falls into the Med with no bodies recovered? That’s got monster cover up written all over it. Just because we’re not briefed in doesn’t mean it wasn’t us. I knew this one dude—”

  “Okay enough. I already hate flying when I’m not the pilot.” Grant had to shout as they got closer to the plane. They both got their plugs out and stuck into their ears. C-17s were loud as hell on the ramp. Since the MCB was a rather special entity within the government, when they needed military resources they got them fast. “It’s not fair. I was doing a great job on PR. Getting stuck Franks sitting… That’s the most boring job in the Bureau until the minute it turns into the most dangerous. What’s the fatality rate on Franks sitting?”

  “Last time we worked with Franks only half of us died. Plus that dick Torres even deserved it. Don’t be a wuss, Grant. We’re not going operational with Franks. We’re going to watch him fill out paperwork and maybe growl at a congressman. I’m probably just here because I type fast.”

  “This is just a letdown. That was one of the biggest cover jobs in MCB history and I was doing a damn good job locki
ng it down.”

  To be fair, Grant really had. Some of them were just better natural born liars, and some, like Archer, were better at supporting the liars. “Your career will survive. Our last two directors partnered with Franks at some point. Supporting the big dog is a prestige assignment. Think of this as a resume builder. Everybody knows you’re gunning for a SAC position eventually.”

  Grant got a little red in the face. The MCB had a very hands on warrior culture. No field agent wanted to get a rep as a political hack, especially now that the biggest political hack in the Bureau was their new director, and Stark wasn’t exactly a popular figure.

  Archer didn’t bring it up, as Myers hadn’t had a chance to brief them on the details of their particular assignment yet, but with everything that was going on in Vegas right now, Myers could barely afford to spare anyone, let alone four agents. There was something going down, and since he and Grant were some of the few that knew about Stricken’s illegal activities it had to be related.

  The female Air Force loadmaster led them up the ramp and showed them where to stash their gear bags. She couldn’t help but give Grant a flirty little look. The dude was just so annoyingly classically handsome that he had that effect on nearly every woman they met. Half the time Grant could simply charm their witnesses into silence. They were still in their issued black MCB armor, though both of them had managed to avoid being set on fire or covered in ectoplasm, so all things considered they appeared rather respectable. Only Archer was skinny and goofy looking. She gave Grant a long once over, barely noticed that Archer was alive, then went back down the ramp as they continued going forward. Grant inspected her backside through her flight suit and turned back grinning. “Thank you, stewardess… What?”

  “That’s why you’re assigned to Franks. Myers figured you had charm enough for both of you.”

  “Hey, I’d seduce a congresswoman if it furthered the mission. Don’t ever say that I’m not willing to take one for the team.”

  The interior bay was large enough to carry a tank and had seats down the sides. There were two other armored MCB agents already strapped in and waiting. Of course there were no name plates on a mission like this, but Archer knew one of them. The muscular guy was Radabaugh. Like many members of the MCB recruited from the military, he was a former spec ops badass. Radabaugh was a long time member of the Strike Team and had even been in Natchy Bottom. That was the sort of thing that earned an agent some street cred. Archer shook his hand. “Good to see you here.”

  “Hey, Steve,” he shouted back. “Grant. You guys Franks sitting too?”

  “Afraid so,” Grant answered before turning to the last agent, who was a rather average looking young man with thinning blond hair. He wasn’t very tall, and a little overweight for an agent, which meant he probably wasn’t from the Strike Team. “I don’t know you. What department are you in?”

  “Thomas Strayhorn.” The young agent stuck out his hand to shake. “I was transferred over from the Marshal’s Service. I’m still unassigned.”

  “Nice to meet you, Agent Strayhorn.”

  “Probationary agent. He got out of the academy a week ago,” Radabaugh said. “I’m his TO.”

  “Still in training and you’re on Franks’ detail?” That was surprising. Archer shared a nervous glance with Grant. From the look on his face they were thinking the same thing. The last time Franks’ had been put with new agents it had been to smoke out a mole. That op had exposed the traitor Torres, but it had gotten Herzog killed in the process.

  “A week, huh?” Grant asked suspiciously. “Isn’t that something? Is he cleared on Franks?”

  “He’s cleared, but he’s not had the full briefing yet, just the sanitized version from the Academy. I just got the word from Myers half an hour ago to be here.”

  “You must have either impressed the hell out of him, or really pissed Myers off somehow. Welcome to Franks duty, Strayhorn. It’s a real joy to work with him. Most bosses you have to guess if they really like you or not, but with Franks that’s never in question. He hates everyone. Our job is to run interference, be the public face—”

  “Fetch him snacks. Rub his feet,” Radabaugh said. “Basically we do whatever he says all while trying to keep stupid people out of his way.”

  “Franks especially hates stupid people, and he thinks everybody is stupid.” Archer sat next to the new guy. He’d ridden in plenty of C-17s, and compared to some of the other military aircraft the MCB routinely commandeered it was a pleasant ride in comparison. Conversation was even possible if you didn’t mind yelling. “A Rookie, huh?”

  “I spent three years in federal law enforcement—”

  “The sooner you get through your head that means jack shit when dealing with monsters, the better,” Radabaugh corrected him. “That’s Steve Archer you’re talking to. Don’t let the flat top fool you. He may look like Vanilla Ice but he’s the real deal. Archer here took point on the New Zealand op. You heard of the Arbmunep?”

  “Oh.” That got his attention. “They talked about that in training. Impressive.”

  “That tree was a mean son of a bitch, but it was a team effort.” Monster Hunter International had done a lot of the heavy lifting on that one, but since MCB agents’ opinions on that company ranged from MHI being cowboys deserving a little grudging respect all the way over to them being a bunch of money grubbing, borderline criminal, cutthroats, Archer didn’t want to open that particular can of contractor worms.

  But Radabaugh did anyway. “And Grant here is former MHI. He dealt with more oddities in a couple of years than most of us will over a career.”

  Strayhorn seemed intrigued. “That’s weird. I’ve heard some MCB retire and then go private, but I don’t know too many private Hunters that go government. Kind of backwards, isn’t it? I hear they get paid tons, but we just start out as GS-12s. I’ve heard about MHI. They’re supposed to be kind of shifty.”

  “Uh huh…” Grant said as he took his phone out and pretended to check his email. “Before you read too much into their character, our boss, MCB legend Dwayne Myers once worked for MHI too. He was even best friends with Earl Harbinger.”

  “I knew that.” It still shut the rookie up. Archer was a little envious of how easily Grant could manipulate a social situation. Most experienced agents would have just browbeat the new guy, but Grant put him in his place and still came out looking like a nice guy.

  “Myers has enough problems right now without any of us bringing up his past,” Archer said. “In case you’re wondering, he’s a good boss. He knows monsters better than anybody.” And if he wants us here, there’s got to be a damned good reason. Myers was a hard ass, but he was competent, and most of all, Archer gut instinct told him that Myers was basically an honorable man. He cared about the safety of his country above all, which was more than Archer could say for his replacement. Stark was a doofus.

  Immediately after the Copper Lake incident Archer, like most of the MCB, had thought that Doug Stark was a hero. Archer had grown up only a few miles from Copper Lake. The whole Upper Peninsula would have been awash in zombie werewolves if it hadn’t been for Stark’s quick thinking. It wasn’t until later, when he’d been assigned to the cover up, and was interviewing locals that he had learned that contrary to the official record, Stark’s real actions had consisted mostly of cowardice and stupidity. Harbinger, some rival Hunters, and a bunch of locals had been the real heroes. That had been a letdown. Then while picking through the aftermath, Archer had discovered the originator of the vulkodlak plague that had endangered his home town had been one of Stricken’s pet monsters from STFU.

  Between those two facts, it was no surprise that he’d sided with Myers in the MCB’s internal power struggle.

  “I’d never bad mouth Myers. I’ve only heard positive things about him.” Strayhorn left that hanging, waiting to see if any of the more experienced men would correct him. He seemed satisfied when they didn’t.

  “Don’t worry about it, Rookie…” Gra
nt said. “But yes, MHI are shifty. They only care about themselves. They’re a bunch of glory hounds and hotdogs, but they’re not all bad.”

  “Projection much?” Archer muttered.

  “Huh?”

  “Nothing.” Thank goodness for the engine noise. Archer actually liked the MHI people he’d worked with, but then again, he wasn’t the one whose fiancé had dumped him to marry a magic accountant.

  Grant put his phone back in his pocket. “Well anyway, I’m sure this assignment will either be boring as hell, or we’ll all die on an op and Franks will harvest our corpses for spare parts… Come to think of it, I sure hope you’re right, Archer, and I’m here because I’m good with people and not because Franks picked us out because he needs some new parts.” Grant made an exaggerated motion around his face. “Who wouldn’t want this?”

  “Makes sense,” Archer responded. “Holly Newcastle did just tell me I’ve got nice eyes.” And since he was thinking of MHI people he didn’t mind working with… Wow. That was one enemy he wouldn’t mind fraternizing with.

  “Franks goes through eyes like crazy. I hear he keeps a jar full of them in his fridge,” Radabaugh said as he looked over at Strayhorn. “That’s right. The rumors are true. Franks is built out of body parts.”

  Archer was still thinking of his last oddly staffed op, so he watched the rookie carefully. He wasn’t about to get bit in the ass again.

  The rookie was pretty darn good at keeping his emotions hidden. “There was some talk about him at the academy.” Strayhorn said cautiously. “Some of the guys said that he’s really Frankenstein.” Archer liked how he added the some say. The rookie wasn’t giving away whether he believed them or not, just in case the senior agents were pulling his leg.