Nip Spazoni’s name was Old Terran Italian, but he had slanted Mongoloid eyes and a sparse little chin-beard, which accounted for his nickname. The amount of intermarriage that’s gone on since the First Century, any resemblance between people’s names and their appearances is purely coincidental. Oscar Fujisawa, who looks as though his name ought to be Lief Ericsson, for example.
“Here’s your prodigal, Joe,” he was saying, peeling out of his parka as he came up the ladder. “I owe him a second gunner’s share on a monster, fifteen tons of wax.”
“Hey, that was a good one. You heading home, now?” Then he turned to the other man, who had followed Nip up the ladder. “You didn’t do a very good job, Bill,” he said. “The so-and-so’s out of the hospital by now.”
“Well, you know who takes care of his own,” the crewman said. “Give me something for effort; I tried hard enough.”
“No, I’m not going home yet,” Nip was answering. “I have hold-room for the wax of another one, if he isn’t bigger than ordinary. I’m going to go down on the bottom when the winds start and sit it out, and then try to get a second one.” Then he saw me. “Well, hey, Walt; when did you turn into a monster-hunter?”
Then he was introduced to Murell, and he and Joe and the man from Argentine Exotic Organics sat down at the chart table and Joe yelled for a pot of coffee, and they started talking prices and quantities of wax. I sat in, listening. This was part of what was going to be the big story of the year. Finally they got that talked out, and Joe asked Nip how the monsters were running.
“Why, good; you oughtn’t to have any trouble finding one,” Nip said. “There must have been a Nifflheim of a big storm off to the east, beyond the Lava Islands. I got mine north of Cape Terror. There’s huge patches of sea-spaghetti drifting west, all along the coast of Hermann Reuch’s Land. Here.” He pulled out a map. “You’ll find it all along here.”
Murell asked me if sea-spaghetti was something the monsters ate. His reading-up still had a few gaps, here and there.
“No, it’s seaweed; the name describes it. Screwfish eat it; big schools of them follow it. Gulpers and funnelmouths and bag-bellies eat screwfish, and monsters eat them. So wherever you find spaghetti, you can count on finding a monster or two.”
“How’s the weather?” Joe was asking.
“Good enough, now. It was almost full dark when we finished the cutting-up. It was raining; in fifty or sixty hours it ought to be getting pretty bad.” Spazoni pointed on the map. “Here’s about where I think you ought to try, Joe.”
* * * *
I screened the Times, after Nip went back to his own ship. Dad said that Bish Ware had called in, with nothing to report but a vague suspicion that something nasty was cooking. Steve Ravick and Leo Belsher were taking things, even the announcement of the Argentine Exotic Organics price, too calmly.
“I think so, myself,” he added. “That gang has some kind of a knife up their sleeve. Bish is trying to find out just what it is.”
“Is he drinking much?” I asked.
“Well, he isn’t on the wagon, I can tell you that,” Dad said. “I’m beginning to think that he isn’t really sober till he’s half plastered.”
There might be something to that, I thought. There are all kinds of weird individualities about human metabolism; for all I knew, alcohol might actually be a food for Bish. Or he might have built up some kind of immunity, with antibodies that were themselves harmful if he didn’t have alcohol to neutralize them.
The fugitive from what I couldn’t bring myself to call justice proved to know just a little, but not much, more about engines than I did. That meant that Tom would still have to take Al Devis’s place, and I’d have to take his with the after 50-mm. So the ship went down to almost sea surface, and Tom and I went to the stern turret.
The gun I was to handle was an old-model Terran Federation Army infantry-platoon accompanying gun. The mount, however, was power-driven, like the mount for a 90-mm contragravity tank gun. Reconciling the firing mechanism of the former with the elevating and traversing gear of the latter had produced one of the craziest pieces of machinery that ever gave an ordnance engineer nightmares. It was a local job, of course. An ordnance engineer in Port Sandor doesn’t really have to be a raving maniac, but it’s a help.
Externally, the firing mechanism consisted of a pistol grip and trigger, which looked all right to me. The sight was a standard binocular light-gun sight, with a spongeplastic mask to save the gunner from a pair of black eyes every time he fired it. The elevating and traversing gear was combined in one lever on a ball-and-socket joint. You could move the gun diagonally in any direction in one motion, but you had to push or pull the opposite way. Something would go plonk when the trigger was pulled on an empty chamber, so I did some dry practice at the crests of waves.
“Now, mind,” Tom was telling me, “this is a lot different from a pistol.”
“So I notice,” I replied. I had also noticed that every time I got the cross hairs on anything and squeezed the trigger, they were on something else when the trigger went plonk. “All this gun needs is another lever, to control the motion of the ship.”
“Oh, that only makes it more fun,” Tom told me.
Then he loaded in a clip of five rounds, big expensive-looking cartridges a foot long, with bottle-neck cases and pointed shells.
The targets were regular tallow-wax skins, blown up and weighted at one end so that they would float upright. He yelled into the intercom, and one was chucked overboard ahead. A moment later, I saw it bobbing away astern of us. I put my face into the sight-mask, caught it, centered the cross hairs, and squeezed. The gun gave a thunderclap and recoiled past me, and when I pulled my face out of the mask, I saw a column of water and spray about fifty feet left and a hundred yards over.
“You won’t put any wax in the hold with that kind of shooting,” Tom told me.
I fired again. This time, there was no effect at all that I could see. The shell must have gone away over and hit the water a couple of miles astern. Before Tom could make any comment on that shot, I let off another, and this time I hit the water directly in front of the bobbing wax skin. Good line shot, but away short.
“Well, you scared him, anyhow,” Tom said, in mock commendation.
I remembered some of the comments I’d made when I’d been trying to teach him to hit something smaller than the target frame with a pistol, and humbled myself. The next two shots were reasonably close, but neither would have done any damage if the rapidly vanishing skin had really been a monster. Tom clucked sadly and slapped in another clip.
“Heave over another one,” he called. “That monster got away.”
The trouble was, there were a lot of tricky air currents along the surface of the water. The engines were running on lift to match exactly the weight of the ship, which meant that she had no weight at all, and a lot of wind resistance. The drive was supposed to match the wind speed, and the ship was supposed to be kept nosed into the wind. A lot of that is automatic, but it can’t be made fully so, which means that the pilot has to do considerable manual correcting, and no human alive can do that perfectly. Joe Kivelson or Ramón Llewellyn or whoever was at the controls was doing a masterly job, but that fell away short of giving me a stable gun platform.
I caught the second target as soon as it bobbed into sight and slammed a shell at it. The explosion was half a mile away, but the shell hadn’t missed the target by more than a few yards. Heartened, I fired again, and that shot was simply dreadful.
“I know what you’re doing wrong,” Tom said. “You’re squeezing the trigger.”
“Huh?”
I pulled my face out of the sight-mask and looked at him to see if he were exhibiting any other signs of idiocy. That was like criticizing somebody for using a fork instead of eating with his fingers.
“You’re not shooting a pistol,” he continued. “You don’t have to hold the gun on the target with the hand you shoot with. The mount control, in y
our other hand, does that. As soon as the cross hairs touch the target, just grab the trigger as though it was a million sols getting away from you. Well, sixteen thousand; that’s what a monster’s worth now, Murell prices. Jerking won’t have the least effect on your hold whatever.”
So that was why I’d had so much trouble making a pistol shot out of Tom, and why it would take a special act of God to make one out of his father. And that was why monster-hunters caused so few casualties in barroom shootings around Port Sandor, outside of bystanders and back-bar mirrors. I felt like Newton after he’d figured out why the apple bopped him on the head.
“You mean like this?” I asked innocently, as soon as I had the hairs on the target again, violating everything I held most sacredly true about shooting.
The shell must have passed within inches of the target; it bobbed over flat and the weight pulled it up again into the backwave from the shell and it bobbed like crazy.
“That would have been a dead monster,” Tom said. “Let’s see you do it again.”
I didn’t; the next shot was terrible. Overconfidence. I had one more shot, and I didn’t want to use up another clip of the Javelin’s ammo. They cost like crazy, even if they were Army rejects. The sea current was taking the target farther away every second, but I took my time on the next one, bringing the horizontal hair level with the bottom of the inflated target and traversing quickly, grabbing the trigger as soon as the vertical hair touched it. There was a water-spout, and the target shot straight up for fifty feet; the shell must have exploded directly under it. There was a sound of cheering from the intercom. Tom asked if I wanted to fire another clip. I told him I thought I had the hang of it now, and screwed a swab onto the ramrod and opened the breech to clean the gun.
Joe Kivelson grinned at me when I went up to the conning tower.
“That wasn’t bad, Walt,” he said. “You never manned a 50-mm before, did you?”
“No, and it’s all backward from anything I ever learned about shooting,” I said. “Now, suppose I get a shot at a monster; where do I try to hit him?”
“Here, I’ll show you.” He got a block of lucite, a foot square on the end by two and a half feet long, out of a closet under the chart table. In it was a little figure of a Jarvis’s sea-monster; long body tapering to a three-fluked tail, wide horizontal flippers like the wings of an old pre-contragravity aircraft, and a long neck with a little head and a wide tusked mouth.
“Always get him from in front,” he said. “Aim right here, where his chest makes a kind of V at the base of the neck. A 50-mm will go six or eight feet into him before it explodes, and it’ll explode among his heart and lungs and things. If it goes straight along his body, it’ll open him up and make the cutting-up easier, and it won’t spoil much wax. That’s where I always shoot.”
“Suppose I get a broadside shot?”
“Why, then put your shell right under the flukes at the end of the tail. That’ll turn him and position him for a second shot from in front. But mostly, you’ll get a shot from in front, if the ship’s down near the surface. Monsters will usually try to attack the ship. They attack anything around their own size that they see,” he told me. “But don’t ever make a body shot broadside-to. You’ll kill the monster, but you’ll blow about five thousand sols’ worth of wax to Nifflheim doing it.”
It had been getting dusky while I had been shooting; it was almost full dark now, and the Javelin’s lights were on. We were making close to Mach 3, headed east now, and running away from the remaining daylight.
We began running into squalls of rain, and then rain mixed with wet snow. The underside lights came on, and the lookout below began reporting patches of sea-spaghetti. Finally, the boat was dropped out and went circling away ahead, swinging its light back and forth over the water, and radioing back reports. Spaghetti. Spaghetti with a big school of screwfish working on it. Funnel-mouths working on the screwfish. Finally the speaker gave a shrill whistle.
“Monster ho!” the voice yelled. “About ten points off your port bow. We’re circling over it now.”
“Monster ho!” Kivelson yelled into the intercom, in case anybody hadn’t heard. “All hands to killing stations.” Then he saw me standing there, wondering what was going to happen next. “Well, mister, didn’t you hear me?” he bellowed. “Get to your gun!”
Gee! I thought. I’m one of the crew, now.
“Yes sir!” I grabbed the handrail of the ladder and slid down, then raced aft to the gun turret.
9
MONSTER KILLING
There was a man in the turret, waiting to help me. He had a clip of five rounds in the gun, the searchlight on, and the viewscreen tuned to the forward pickup. After checking the gun and loading the chamber, I looked in that, and in the distance, lighted by the boat above and the searchlight of the Javelin, I saw a long neck with a little head on the end of it weaving about. We were making straight for it, losing altitude and speed as we went.
Then the neck dipped under the water and a little later reappeared, coming straight for the advancing light. The forward gun went off, shaking the ship with its recoil, and the head ducked under again. There was a spout from the shell behind it.
I took my eyes from the forward screen and looked out the rear window, ready to shove my face into the sight-mask. An instant later, the head and neck reappeared astern of us. I fired, without too much hope of hitting anything, and then the ship was rising and circling.
As soon as I’d fired, the monster had sounded, headfirst. I fired a second shot at his tail, in hope of crippling his steering gear, but that was a clean miss, too, and then the ship was up to about five thousand feet. My helper pulled out the partly empty clip and replaced it with a full one, giving me five and one in the chamber.
If I’d been that monster, I thought, I’d have kept on going till I was a couple of hundred miles away from this place; but evidently that wasn’t the way monsters thought, if thinking is what goes on inside a brain cavity the size of a quart bottle in a head the size of two oil drums on a body as big as the ship that was hunting him. He’d found a lot of gulpers and funnelmouths, and he wasn’t going to be chased away from his dinner by somebody shooting at him.
I wondered why they didn’t eat screwfish, instead of the things that preyed on them. Maybe they did and we didn’t know it. Or maybe they just didn’t like screwfish. There were a lot of things we didn’t know about sea-monsters.
For that matter, I wondered why we didn’t grow tallow-wax by carniculture. We could grow any other animal matter we wanted. I’d often thought of that.
The monster wasn’t showing any inclination to come to the surface again, and finally Joe Kivelson’s voice came out of the intercom:
“Run in the guns and seal ports. Secure for submersion. We’re going down and chase him up.”
My helper threw the switch that retracted the gun and sealed the gun port. I checked that and reported, “After gun secure.” Hans Cronje’s voice, a moment later, said, “Forward gun secure,” and then Ramón Llewellyn said, “Ship secure; ready to submerge.”
Then the Javelin began to settle, and the water came up over the window. I didn’t know what the radar was picking up. All I could see was the screen and the window; water lighted for about fifty feet in front and behind. I saw a cloud of screwfish pass over and around us, spinning rapidly as they swam as though on lengthwise axis—they always spin counterclockwise, never clockwise. A couple of funnelmouths were swimming after them, overtaking and engulfing them.
Then the captain yelled, “Get set for torpedo,” and my helper and I each grabbed a stanchion. A couple of seconds later it seemed as though King Neptune himself had given the ship a poke in the nose; my hands were almost jerked loose from their hold. Then she swung slowly, nosing up and down, and finally Joe Kivelson spoke again:
“We’re going to surface. Get set to run the guns out and start shooting as soon as we’re out of the water.”
“What happened?” I asked my
helper.
“Must have put the torp right under him and lifted him,” he said. “He could be dead or stunned. Or he could be live and active and spoiling for a fight.”
That last could be trouble. The Times had run quite a few stories, some with black borders, about ships that had gotten into trouble with monsters. A hunter-ship is heavy and it is well-armored—install hyperdrive engines in one, and you could take her from here to Terra—but a monster is a tough brute, and he has armor of his own, scales an inch or so thick and tougher than sole leather. A lot of chair seats around Port Sandor are made of single monster scales. A monster strikes with its head, like a snake. They can smash a ship’s boat, and they’ve been known to punch armor-glass windows out of their frames. I didn’t want the window in front of me coming in at me with a monster head the size of a couple of oil drums and full of big tusks following it.
The Javelin came up fast, but not as fast as the monster, which seemed to have been injured only in his disposition. He was on the surface already, about fifty yards astern of us, threshing with his forty-foot wing-fins, his neck arched back to strike. I started to swing my gun for the chest shot Joe Kivelson had recommended as soon as it was run out, and then the ship was swung around and tilted up forward by a sudden gust of wind. While I was struggling to get the sights back on the monster, the ship gave another lurch and the cross hairs were right on its neck, about six feet below the head. I grabbed the trigger, and as soon as the shot was off, took my eyes from the sights. I was just a second too late to see the burst, but not too late to see the monster’s neck jerk one way out of the smoke puff and its head fly another. A second later, the window in front of me was splashed with blood as the headless neck came down on our fantail.
Immediately, two rockets jumped from the launcher over the gun turret, planting a couple of harpoons, and the boat, which had been circling around since we had submerged, dived into the water and passed under the monster, coming up on the other side dragging another harpoon line. The monster was still threshing its wings and flogging with its headless neck. It takes a monster quite a few minutes to tumble to the fact that it’s been killed. My helper was pounding my back black and blue with one hand and trying to pump mine off with the other, and I was getting an ovation from all over the ship. At the same time, a couple more harpoons went into the thing from the ship, and the boat put another one in from behind.
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