Mr Levin, a darkly handsome young man, whose classic profile belied his less-than-classic accent, tried to move the others out of the way, but the bulk of Chief Writer David Peterson was considerable, and Staff Artist Edgar Roberts was too tall to be easily removed. The two copy editors, Roberto Monteverde and Winslow Howarth, had squeezed in next to the others, soaking in what comfort they could.
Mr Levin looked around the office at the two men waiting to see Mr Basset and sighed. It was not an office conducive to waiting. Mr Basset preferred to conduct his business by mail rather than in person, and Mr Levin had to agree that this was probably better for all concerned. If the full force of Mr Basset’s personality were felt, potential contributors might never return, let alone send in stories or drawings for Youth’s Companion. Mr Levin felt that while Mr Peterson could undoubtedly provide enough material from his fertile imagination to propel the magazine into the next century, subscribers might be attracted to the idea of buying Youth’s Companion in hopes of finding a story or poem by some well-known author. Mr Levin was especially proud of having solicited and received several puzzles and conundrums as ‘filler’ from the well-known children’s author, Mr Lewis Carroll. He hoped that a few more would answer his requests for material suitable for children.
He glanced at the elderly gentleman and his more youthful companion, who had been sitting on the wooden settle (the only seating in the anteroom other than Mr Levin’s own chair, behind Mr Levin’s rolltop desk). The elderly gentleman, a tall man in clerical black, had laid aside his old-fashioned high silk hat but had retained his long ulster against the cold. The other man, a stalwart redheaded young man with a bristling moustache, sported a dashing balbriggan plaid with a cape collar, and a tweed cap of the double-billed deerstalker variety.
The older man had apparently had enough of the punishment dealt out by the settle. He marched over to Mr Levin’s desk and stood over it with an accusing glare at the unfortunate young man. He fished out a large pocket watch from under his coat and consulted it, then addressed Mr Levin. ‘Sir,’ he said, carefully controlling his tendency to stammer in moments of stress, ‘I have been waiting for forty minutes to see Mr Basset. Is he or is he not in?’
From the sounds emerging from the closed door at the end of the office opposite the stairs, it would appear that Mr Basset was in. Mr Levin smiled weakly. ‘If you would give me your card, sir …’
‘I have given you my card. I am Mr Dodgson of Christ Church, Oxford. Mr Basset sent me a kind note stating that anytime I found myself in London, he would be pleased to see me. I have the note here.’
‘Are you sure you have it with you?’ murmured the man next to him.
The older man fumbled in his pocket. Out came an astonishing pile of oddities to be laid on Levin’s desk: a brightly coloured silk handkerchief, a length of string, a paper bag of lemon drops, and finally, a much-folded letter.
‘Here it is,’ Mr Dodgson said, waving the letter under Levin’s nose. ‘As you see, it is a request for a small contribution to the magazine, originally addressed to my representative at Macmillan Press. They sent it on to me, and I sent the requested material, with the stipulation that it be used without payment and that the magazine be sent to charitable organizations free of charge.’ He frowned at the assistant, who picked up the letter carefully as if it might explode in his hands.
Mr Levin examined the letter and returned it to the scholar with a condescending smile. ‘This, sir, is the letter I send all prospective contributors. It is a formality, not an introduction. I did not know that we had a contributor by the name of Dodgson.’
The younger man spoke up for his friend, who was rendered speechless with mortification. ‘Mr Dodgson is also known by the name of Lewis Carroll,’ he told Mr Levin.
‘But I do not usually acknowledge letters sent in that name,’ Mr Dodgson added. ‘In this case, since Mr Macmillan vouched for the authenticity of the publication, I made an exception.’
The men huddled around the fire turned around at the sound of the name ‘Lewis Carroll’. Mr Peterson, the rotund and balding chief writer, stared at the older man. He ran a hand over the stringy remnants of his hair in a vain attempt to make himself presentable and uttered the words Alice in Wonderland in a voice of mingled awe and admiration. He buttoned his gaping waistcoat over his shirt and approached Mr Dodgson with the reverence of one who is in the presence of a master of the craft.
‘The precise title is Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,’ Mr Dodgson corrected him. ‘But I am the author of that work.’
Mr Howarth and Mr Monteverde acknowledged the genius in their midst by bowing. The two men were both slight and bearded, and could have been mistaken for brothers, save that Mr Howarth was dressed neatly in a tweed sack suit of dittos, while Mr Monteverde sported a frock coat, dark trousers, and dandified embroidered waistcoat. The tall artist, Mr Roberts, dressed in artistic velveteen trousers and jacket, with a woollen scarf around his neck in lieu of cravat, said nothing, but shook his mane of chestnut hair out of his eyes and sketched on his ever-present drawing pad.
As soon as he heard the name, Mr Levin’s face, so bland and superior, crumbled. ‘Oh, dear,’ he whispered, a guilty flush reddening his cheeks. ‘I had no idea you would actually come … very few of our outside contributors take the time …’
‘I thought I might introduce my friend Dr Arthur Conan Doyle to Mr Basset,’ Mr Dodgson said carefully. ‘He has written several stories that I consider worthy of publication in this magazine. His works have been published in Cornhill and The Boy’s Own Paper. And he’s Dicky Doyle’s nephew, you know.’
The last recommendation was offered as a final sop to Mr Levin’s conscience. Mr Levin tried to soothe the agitated scholar. ‘Mr Basset is occupied and may not be available for some time. He is, after all, a very busy man.’
‘Perhaps we should come back at another time,’ Dr Doyle murmured with a rueful smile.
Mr Levin had thoughts of the notable author escaping, disparaging Youth’s Companion, and refusing to offer any more of his works to the publication. He rose, displaying a dashing checked waistcoat under his impeccably tailored frock coat. ‘I shall tell Mr Basset that you are here,’ he said, approaching the inner office door with an air of trepidation. ‘He rarely sees anyone without an appointment, but in your case, sir, I am sure he will make an exception.’
‘And if he doesn’t, we will,’ Mr Peterson added. ‘If nothing else, sir, we will stand you to a drink at Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese down the street. Mr Lewis Carroll, sir, you have been my inspiration! I just read The Hunting of the Snark for the third time. It’s a masterpiece! And my oldest girl is just the right age for Alice.
Before Mr Dodgson could cope with his admirer, a young woman entered the office carrying a box tied with twine. Her high cheek-bones and long sharp nose were flushed with her exertions, giving her features a rosy glow that was echoed in her red woollen hat and mittens. Her shabby but serviceable grey cloak covered a drab dress with only a token bustle instead of the enormous gathering of fabric at the base of the spine demanded by fashion.
‘Good afternoon, Mr Levin,’ she said, setting the box precariously on top of the front of the desk.
‘Miss Harvey!’ Mr Levin rescued the box and placed it on the desk itself. ‘Manuscripts typed already? How efficient of you.’
‘Well, sir, if I must earn my living, I must do it well,’ she said with a rueful smile that revealed a dimple at the corner of her mouth. ‘And I can do the typing at home, where I can be within call of Mama.’
‘How is your mother?’ Mr Levin asked, as he untied the string and opened the box of typed manuscript.
‘As always. Some days she is quite well enough to go out, but with this dreadful cold, she has not been outside the house for nearly a month.’ Miss Harvey looked over the top of the desk. ‘Are the pages all right? There were a few small errors, but I think I corrected them all….’
Mr Levin smiled weakly. ‘I shall inform
Mr Basset,’ he said, rising and moving to the door to the office as he did so.
‘And inform Mr Basset that we are waiting,’ Mr Dodgson added.
A tall man in worn and patched trousers and knitted jersey sweater covered with an ink-stained apron stamped into the anteroom. His hands, covered in fingerless woollen gloves, were smeared with ink, and a paper cap covered his curling red hair. He advanced on the shrinking Levin and thrust his jaw out pugnaciously.
‘I want a word with His Lordship,’ he stated in a ripe Irish brogue.
‘O’Casey!’ Mr Levin looked shocked. ‘How many times have you been told that you are not to appear on this floor unless you are called?’
‘Well, I have been called.’ O’Casey looked around the room for supporters and found only an interested audience. ‘Me men have called me to speak up for them. Is Mr Basset in, or has he gone off to tea with the friend of his bosom?’
Mr Levin tried to regain control of the situation. ‘Mr Basset is occupied,’ he said primly.
A muffled roar from the inner office made that obvious.
‘Occupied with what? He sits in his office, warm as toast, and me and me men freeze our …’
‘O’Casey!’ Mr Peterson nodded in the direction of Miss Harvey.
‘Sorry, Miss, I didn’t see you.’ O’Casey nodded at the young woman, then turned back to Levin. ‘How am I supposed to print when the ink’s frozen in its jars? How’s Monahan supposed to set type, with his fingers sticking to the very pans? Not a coal for the fire, not even a few sticks of wood, and not a man of us don’t have the cough.’ He sniffled into a large bandanna for emphasis.
‘I am a doctor,’ Dr Doyle announced. ‘I would be glad to …’
O’Casey was not seeking treatment. ‘When can we get a fire?’
‘You were given an allowance for coals at the beginning of the year,’ Levin reminded him.
‘Aye, and we’ve used it up,’ O’Casey countered. ‘And what we want to know is, when do we get more?’ He advanced upon the helpless secretary.
Mr Peterson interposed his considerable bulk between the printer and the secretary. ‘Steady on, O’Casey,’ he said firmly. ‘There’s no point in beating up poor old Levin here. He’s not the one who won’t spend the shilling or two on coal. He’s just the errand boy.’
‘He keeps the books, don’t he?’ O’Casey was not to be mollified. ‘ ’Tis his hand doles out the pay packets. He could cook the books for a few extra pounds of coal if he wished, and why not?’
‘Because it would not be right,’ Mr Dodgson said, but his clerical whisper went unheard in the general mumble of agreement.
‘Mr Levin,’ Miss Harvey said, adding her voice to the din, ‘I really must have my payment. Mama is waiting for me, and it was beginning to snow when I got off the Underground.’
‘The money box is kept in Mr Basset’s office,’ Mr Levin pointed out. ‘If Mr Basset is otherwise occupied, I dare not interrupt him.’
‘Then you can damned … that is, you can print your own magazine,’ O’Casey said furiously. ‘Either me and me men get a fire, or we go on strike!’
‘But …’ Levin looked for support. He found none in the faces of Peterson, Monteverde, or Howarth. Roberts glowered fiercely, shook back his hair, and began another sketch, staring at Miss Harvey as if he had never seen her like before.
‘I shall speak with Mr Basset,’ Levin said, giving way to popular sentiment.
Before he could move, the door to the inner office flew open. A tall man swathed in a long fur coat, topped with a slouch hat, emerged and strode dramatically across the anteroom. He paused for effect at the top of the stairs.
‘You are being quite shortsighted,’ he told the enraged editor in tones of icy contempt. ‘I am going to be very famous shortly, and you will only be remembered as the man who refused to hire Oscar Wilde. Good day, sir!’ He swept grandly out of the door, leaving the rest of the company staring at him open-mouthed.
Mr Basset glared at the assemblage in the anteroom. He was a tall stout man with a short beard, whose few grey hairs betrayed the advance of middle age, dressed in the frock coat, black waistcoat and black trousers demanded by his position. He peered through his spectacles at the group and demanded, ‘What are all these people doing in here, Levin?’
‘Well, Mr Basset …’ the young assistant began. His voice was drowned by those of the other petitioners.
O’Casey stepped forward. ‘I’ve got seven men down in the cellar, and the printing press is frozen solid, along with the inks,’ he declared. ‘How’re we to work if there’s no fire? A pound’ll buy us coal….’
‘I have finished your manuscripts, Mr Basset,’ Miss Harvey interrupted the printer. ‘And I really must be paid for my work so that I may get on home before the snow gets any worse.’
‘And we’re down here because we have no fires upstairs,’ Peterson said, speaking as the representative of the staff. ‘How can we write about African safaris and the jungles of the Amazon when our pens are freezing in our fingers? And Eddie can’t do the woodblocks properly if his hands are so stiff he can’t hold the knife.’ He looked at the artist for agreement. Mr Roberts’s scowl deepened as his pencil danced over the pages of his sketchbook.
Mr Basset looked at his staff, as if trying to assess which of their requests to deny first. Then his eye fell upon the two strangers. ‘What are these men doing here?’ he demanded of Levin.
‘Mr Dodgson and Dr Doyle,’ Levin performed the necessary introductions. ‘Mr Dodgson has come from Oxford to persuade you to look at some of Dr Doyle’s stories. I suppose he has heard that you are considering taking on another staff writer and has come to apply for the post.’
‘If he’s anything like that lunatic who just left, I won’t like him,’ Basset grumbled. ‘Well, come on in, and I’ll take a look at what you’ve brought me. The rest of you’ – he glared around the ante-room once again – ‘get back to work!’
‘Back to work, is it?’ O’Casey tilted his paper cap over one eye. ‘Until me and me men get a fire, we’re out on strike! And don’t think you can get scabs from the Portman Penny Press, because I’m going to have a word with them. Workers unite!’ He could be heard stamping his way down the stairs, punctuated by a slamming door.
‘Ungrateful Irish wretch,’ Mr Basset muttered. ‘Well, Dodgson, or whatever your name is, come on in, since you’re here. Doyle, I hope you write something besides fairy tales. That last fellow turned my stomach.’
Mr Basset marched into his office, with Mr Dodgson and Dr Doyle behind him. The rest of them huddled together in front of the fire and waited until he should emerge from his lair again.
CHAPTER 2
Mr Samuel Basset’s private office filled most of the first floor of the narrow Youth’s Companion building. It was a long narrow room with tall windows fronting onto Fleet Street, whose panelled walls held cherished mementoes of Mr Basset’s youthful exploits in Africa. Photographs of a young Sam with his dearest friend, Mr Nicholas Portman, standing over assorted dead animals, with their native bearers obediently looking on, were placed between the stuffed and mounted heads of antelopes with curved and twisted horns. The roaring fire was surmounted by a mantelpiece of black marble that held carved wooden statues of African deities. The door itself was flanked by a pair of African tribal spears.
There were two chairs, upholstered in leopard skin, in front of Mr Basset’s desk, for use by visitors. The desk itself was a large, well-made piece of furniture, whose surface was covered with untidy piles of manuscripts, galley proofs, and correspondence, each held down by a separate artefact. A short brass dagger served as a paperweight on one pile of printed proof sheets, while a longer, thinner knife was laid across the pile of accounts receivable. An oddly curved clublike object held down a pile of handwritten manuscripts to be read, and a knife with a curved blade lay atop the written correspondence to be answered.
Mr Basset took his own chair, large and well-upholstered but not part
icularly ostentatious, and regarded his unexpected visitors with an exasperated sigh.
‘I am a very busy man,’ he stated. ‘I can give you,’ he consulted his pocket watch, ‘twenty minutes. We have a magazine to put out.’
‘Then I will be brief,’ Mr Dodgson said. ‘This is my friend, Dr Arthur Conan Doyle. Dicky Doyle’s nephew,’ he added, as Mr Basset’s frown appeared to indicate total incomprehension.
‘I have sent some manuscripts to you,’ Dr Doyle reminded him. ‘However, I have not received any indication one way or another as to whether you intended to publish any of my stories, and when Mr Dodgson invited me to London to meet some of his literary friends …’
Mr Basset held up a hand for silence while he delved into the pile of handwritten manuscripts.
‘That’s mine,’ Dr Doyle said, pointing to one packet.
Mr Basset grunted an assent and frowned as he scanned the stories. ‘Oh yes,’ he said, in a voice that left no doubt of his total dismissal of the product before him. ‘I remember these. I thought I had told Levin to return them. You say you’re a doctor, young man?’
Dr Doyle nodded modestly.
‘In that case, I suggest that you cease polluting your mind with such thoughts and resume your medical practice. You will do more good and less harm!’ He tossed the manuscripts back to their author with a sniff of disdain.
‘I beg your pardon!’ Dr Doyle’s moustache bristled.
Mr Basset continued his tirade. ‘I have never read such a perverse tale in my life! An ancient Egyptian mummy coming to life! Or this one, Captain of the Polestar. What sort of thing is that for a young man to read? Mysterious doings in the Arctic? Female forms drifting out of the mist?’
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