Hardball: (A Kinky Sexy Dirty Standalone)

by CD Reiss

  “I haven’t even said anything yet.” His voice was full of promise, as if he hadn’t gotten to the good part.

  I closed my eyes so I didn’t have to look at his perfect face and held up my hands as if warding him off. “I’ve been with one person my whole life.”

  “Wait.” He leaned back. “What did I say that you haven’t done?”

  “The licking thing.”

  He stopped. Crossed his arms. Tilted his head as if trying to solve a math problem above his grade level. “The licking thing?”

  “Yes. That. TMI?”

  “He never ate your pussy?”

  I got hot everywhere. The bottoms of my feet and the top of my head. I must have been a sunburned shade of red. I looked away and crossed my own arms, but there was no hiding.

  “It’s not TMI,” he said. “Just tell me.”

  I huffed. Why should I tell him? I didn’t owe him an explanation. I’d never even told Francine, and I’d known her since sixth grade. But there was something about Dash Wallace that felt safe. Maybe it was the way he’d shut down all the fuck talk to hear what I had to say, or maybe it was the way he never made me feel as though he was doing me a favor by wanting me. So I blurted it out.

  “He thought it was gross.”

  I wanted to cry. I was ashamed that I’d let Carl say that and that I’d repeated it. I felt gross. I felt awful inside and out. God, I shouldn’t have said anything. Because Dash’s eyes had gone wide and his lips parted a little, then a lot, and his tongue was fidgeting with his teeth.

  “Stop looking at me like that.”

  “I’m stuck,” he said.

  “Stuck? What does that mean?”

  “Between wanting to punch him and wanting to eat you out until you scream. I don’t think I can do both at the same time.”

  “Well, he has a point, I mean—”

  Dash reached for me so fast I couldn’t finish and put his hand over my mouth. “Don’t you dare. Don’t you say it. You taste like heaven, and I’m going to prove it to you. You have no choice now. You’re going to see me. You’re going to let me take you out. I’m going to put my face between your legs and experience how delicious you are.”

  I’d die of course. And I was going to tell him that if he did, I’d explode into a hundred twenty pounds of pleasure pieces, but he moved his fingers and kissed me. His lips were on mine, but the space between my legs blossomed with the promise of what he’d just described.

  “No expiration date,” I said, low and firm. Amazing since I’d gone soft and molten inside.

  I felt the war inside him. Mr. Reasonable was battling with Mr. Real, but I had no idea which was fighting for me. One millisecond he looked hard enough to send me out the door. The next his face changed subtly, like the ripples of the ocean, and he looked as if he’d agree to anything I asked.

  “No expiration date,” he said. “But no promises either. I’ve never had a home field girl.”

  I opened my mouth to ask a question, and he ignored me, laying a kiss on me that pushed out every objection.

  Never had a home field girl?

  Wait. You should ask—

  He pulled up my shirt, bra and all, releasing my hardened nipples. I didn’t have a second to protest before his hands were on my breasts, cresting at the nipples, stroking, twisting. I groaned, and he sucked in a breath, pulling away so I could see his face.

  “You want this,” he hissed.

  “I do.”

  “Unbutton your pants.”

  The way he said it, as if there was no question of obedience, as if it was my job because his hands were busy with my tits, sent my fingers to my waistband. I undid my pants.

  “Slide them down, sweetapples.”

  I was already halfway off the stool when he asked that.

  No. He didn’t ask.

  He’d stated a fact. I slid off the stool and pushed the waistband down as far as my arms would reach. He leaned back, his gaze taking me in, face to tits to my panties.

  “You’re so fucking sexy, and you don’t even know it.” He slipped his hands between my legs, inside my thighs, to my soaked white underwear. His finger hooked the crotch and made room to get to my center.

  “Oh, God.”

  “I’m not going to eat your pussy tonight. I’m going to make you wait. But you’re going to see me. You’re going to let me take you out. And after that, I’m going to lay you in my bed, and this here?” He brushed his finger along my clit.

  I exploded. He owned me. He could do whatever he wanted. When he brushed the finger back, I was so close to orgasm in two strokes.

  “I’m going to suck on it, and then I’m putting my tongue right here.” He slid two fingers inside me. “You’re so wet. Wait. Wait until I take this with my mouth.”

  He drew his fingers over my clit again. I was so close and not there yet. As if he knew, he slowed down.

  My fingers dug into his shoulders. “Dash, I… God, I—”

  “Do you want to come?”

  “Yes.”

  “How bad?”

  “So bad. Please. I’ll see you. I want to.”

  He put two fingers on my clit and shifted them just enough to take my breath away. “There’s going to be a lot of fucking and sucking.”

  “Okay. Yes.”

  “You want that.”

  “Let me come. I want it,” I begged.

  “I call the shots. You understand?”

  “Yes.”

  “You’re so fucking hot.” With that reminder, he flicked my clit, stroked me back to front, and brought his fingers back to my swollen nub and pinched it.

  I buckled as if my skin had been pulled taut, mind broken, body transcending all pain, all pleasure. I cried a long call to the kitchen counter, the stove, the tiles under my toes. I didn’t even realize he was holding me up with his free hand or that he was sucking on a nipple. The tornado of release had whipped away my consciousness and littered the landscape with its shredded pieces.

  Dash Wallace, who could leap ten feet for a line drive and hit anything thrown at him, who was a mysterious and graceful figure in a billion-dollar sport, had given me the orgasm of my life.

  He took his mouth off me, removed his hand from my pants, and showed me his wet fingers.

  “You are not gross.” He put his middle finger in his mouth and pulled it out with a pop. “Your body is nectar to me. Taste it.”

  He laid his index finger on my lower lip, and I opened my mouth. He slid it along my tongue. The taste of me was pungent but clear. Bright. Tart. Not terrible. Not gross. Kind of nice.

  “That’s what I’m going to taste when I eat your pussy.”

  I puckered my lips around his fingers as he drew them out.

  I didn’t do things like that. I wasn’t repressed exactly. I just wasn’t sensual or confident. I wasn’t kinky or experimental. I liked being on the bottom, and I didn’t talk much during sex or ask for what I wanted. If you had told me a month ago that I was going to let a man put his fingers on my pussy then in my mouth, I would have made a lemon-face. But I wanted those fingers. It felt good to suck them and see the way he clamped his jaw tight and breathed through his teeth.

  “I like you, Dash,” I said when his fingers were out. “But I have to be honest. You scare me.”

  He straightened, making sure I didn’t fall. He put his arms around my waist and pulled up my pants. “You don’t scare me.”

  I buttoned myself up. Reality pushed against the walls of my fading orgasm. He’d opened me as if I had a latch and hinges. If I’d known he could do that, I would have run down that hill so fast the sidewalk would have broken under my feet. If I’d known he’d expose me so definitively and, with his warmth and gentleness, make me all right with it, I would have stood stock still at the front door and not known what to do. None of this was what I had expected. He was supposed to be a cavalier jerk. He wasn’t.

  “All right,” I said, h
aving thought it through at the worst time and in the worst way possible. “But I want to warn you I’m not cynical or casual. If I start to…” I searched for the words, and they were all too loaded or too cold. None accurately described the breadth of my fear. “If I start to have feelings or if you’re careless with me, I’m cutting it short. Just for self-preservation.”

  “You’re risk-averse.” He gently pulled down my shirt.

  “Yeah. Also, I know what we just did, but no guarantees on the first date.”

  “I have to do something tomorrow. Let’s do Friday night. Let’s not waste time.” He smirked as if he knew damned well he was getting my clothes off on the first date.

  I was pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to resist him, but I didn’t want to rush. Even looking back on him having his hand down my pants scared the living hell out of me. The thought of going so far, so fast made me shake.

  I would just ride the break the next time I saw him.

  fifteen

  Dash

  I had no idea what the fuck I was trying to do. I was a man who had control of his impulses, who knew what he wanted. A man who had made fucking decisions about his fucking life, not a fourteen-year-old with an amateur pituitary gland.

  But I’d kissed her the whole way down to her car, and now, an hour later, I still stood watching the spot where it had been. A Lexus was parked there now, but all I saw was that deathtrap of a Nissan. I’d never cared about teachers’ salaries until I saw that car.

  I could still smell her pussy on my fingers. I didn’t want to jerk off. I wanted her. I wanted to want her as much as I wanted her to just disappear so I could live my life.

  I wasn’t supposed to have a girl in LA, but I’d figured it wouldn’t be a big deal if it ended in the spring. Then I’d agreed to continue past that. Well, I’d agreed to not dismiss the idea. I’d keep up my end of the deal with her. I wouldn’t end it definitively or give it an expiration date. I couldn’t imagine I’d have any interest from Arizona though.

  But man, she was something. I got in the shower to get the sweat off me and took one last whiff of her before handling the soap.

  I didn’t chase after women generally. They chased me, which was convenient, or I did without. I didn’t do without very often.

  I wasn’t an asshole. Or maybe I was. I didn’t want to get attached when all I did was practice and travel, and nothing was going to come before the game. Nothing. Being clear with myself about what I wanted from a woman was a virtue, not a sin. And I was honest with every one of them every time. It was easier that way. I was a shitty liar.

  Getting involved with Vivian was a rule-bender, but she had something.

  I jerked off anyway.

  By the time I was dressed, I was late. I had an assistant to help me manage my time with the team, but when I was alone, time management was a struggle. I lost track of how long things took and wildly over- or underestimated any amount of time that could be measured with a clock. I was only good with split seconds.

  I rinsed out her coffee cup before leaving, rubbing along the place where her lip had touched.

  Get it together, weirdo.

  She wasn’t completely broken or completely whole. She was guileless without being naïve. Vulnerable and strong at the same time. A locked box with a tiny window that let me see something shiny inside.

  When I was a kid, I had been obsessed with two things: locked doors and baseball. Baseball remained endlessly interesting, but the locked doors didn’t fare as well. Eventually I found out that they usually didn’t have anything exciting behind them. The size of the locks, the hiddenness of the door, the warning signs to stay away and be careful added to a curiosity that ended in disappointment. The places they hid held garbage bins, dull offices, shelves full of nothing I cared about.

  But I had to find out what was in there. It would be nothing at all. She wasn’t half as special as she seemed. No woman could be. But I had to find out—just in case.

  I was only human.

  “Why you looking at the floor, Wallace? You going left on me?”

  We were at the Joe Westlake’s annual general manager’s dinner, and there was a penny on the carpet.

  I picked it up and brandished it for Youder. “Heads up for good luck.”

  The GM’s house was a palace north of Sunset in Bel Air. Wives, girlfriends, players, and kids mingled with the game’s heavy hitters. An invitation to the dinner came with the most expensive skyboxes, and I was supposed to mingle. I usually did all right. I wasn’t anxious with people, just cameras.

  “Joe made a casual offer,” Youder said, checking to make sure the room was empty. “It’s pretty good.”

  “For you to stay?” I tried not to look as if Santa had just come in June, but that was what I felt like.

  “No, to leave, asshole. Of course to stay.”

  “Because you’re not going to lead the league in double plays without me, and you know it.” I swirled my vodka around the glass. What had Vivian said about drinking? And her mother? The details eluded me, but I put the glass down.

  “My wife wants to stay. She’s got no need to freeze her ass off again. And she has friends.”

  Youder didn’t have friends outside the team. None of us did.

  “You should stay, dude. It’s not even about baseball anymore. It’s about your life.”

  “Coming from you, that means exactly nothing.”

  “Fuck you. Is Duchovney here?”

  “Nah. He’s…” Youder shook his head. “His knee’s not getting better fast enough. He’s low.”

  “Low” was a nice way of saying he was too depressed to get out of bed. We were all used to working our bodies to the point of exhaustion, and between the lack of physical activity and the prospect of never playing again, a bad injury crashed us emotionally. No one talked about it, but it was a fact.

  Randy swaggered over. He was in his second year with us. He was young and cocky with a terrible (or great, depending on how you looked at it) reputation with the female population of Los Angeles. “Hey, you seen Shawn? He’s been training with Edwards.”

  I didn’t care. Not about Shawn or Edwards or what any one of my teammates was doing to get in shape for spring. I was in the mood for neither camaraderie nor pissing contests. “You know what? I’m going to slip out of here.”

  “That time of the month?” Randy asked.

  “Cramps are killing me.” I gave Youder and Randy hugs with loud claps on the back, and I left while things were looking up.

  Sunset Boulevard was a constant traffic jam from Silver Lake to Beverly Hills, but west of that, it was a winding road with few traffic lights and nothing to see on either side. It was easy to lose yourself thinking about what you wanted to do to a certain librarian’s body, the prospects of a winning season, making an effort to forget what had happened to your sister’s pin, whether or not you should call your parents tomorrow or the next day, the clusterfuck the avocado tree had started, the librarian, the season, the pin, your parents, avocado, Vivian, baseball, pin, parents, tree-sex-life-Daria-momdadtreefuck—

  The car moved sideways, and I turned the wheel, thinking that would fix the way the car slid across the road as if it were on a sheet of ice. I knew what to do on ice. I’d grown up in Ithaca. But turning the wheel didn’t do anything, and my brain registered the crunch of metal and the force of impact a split second later.

  Professional athletes were freaks. The average height of a pro basketball player was six foot seven. Football players were built like bungalows. Baseball players had hand-eye-mind coordination that was hard to measure but just as freakish.

  Which was how I’d felt the car moving before the sound of the crash registered. I’d been T-boned from the side street and was moving sideways into oncoming traffic.

  Not really much I could do but skid.

  And hit the brakes.

  And turn off the car.

  Took as much time to do as
to step left once, calculate the trajectory of the ball, catch it, move my right hand to the glove, take it, calculate the speed of the runners, line up the throw, execute.

  Thup.

  It was done.

  Blink. Blink.

  Silence.

  Fingers. Toes. All wiggle. All move.

  My head turns.

  My name is Dashiell Wallace.

  It’s Thursday.

  Someone is screaming.

  It’s not me.

  The passenger side door is an inch from my elbow.

  I get out.

  I can stand.

  Walk.

  Make words.

  I can carry her out of the way of traffic.

  Call 9-1-1.

  Assess her injuries like an Eagle Scout.

  Relay the information calmly.

  Convince her she’s going to be all right.

  Walk away.

  When the paramedics tell me I’m the luckiest guy in the world, I believe them.

  sixteen

  Vivian

  Vivian, are you there?

  I’m here

  Where?

  Trying to sleep. It’s midnight

  About what happened today

  (…)

  Yes?

  I washed you off my hands. I want it back. Having you on my fingers feels like good luck. I bet I hit .400 with your pussy on my lips

  You can wait. You don’t have to hit anything yet

  I’m going to open your legs and have a field day on your clit. Just a little with the tip of my tongue. Then I’m going to suck on it. Pull it between my teeth. Do it all over, flicking just a little. I can make you last a long time

  (…)

  (…)

  (…)

  Are you touching yourself?

  No

  Now I am

  Are you wet?

  Yes

  I want you to come