“Of course I did, Dove. We’ve been together for three years now. Surely you know I’ve observed your atrocious eating habits. This spy knows how his woman likes her burger. Now, lift the smaller lid to your right,” he said, looking quite pleased with himself.
I did as I was asked, and lo and behold, there lie a golden Twinkie with a red rose beside it.
I giggled my delight, hopping up from my seat to throw my arms around his neck.
He pulled me onto his lap as I bracketed his face with my hands. “Thank you, Win. This was a nice way to start wooing me.”
He grinned up at me, wrapping his arms around my waist, pressing his nose to mine. “And this is only the beginning, Dove. Next week it’s truckloads of coffee and Cheez Whiz by the case. No one woos like me.”
I giggled again, feeling giddy with this new chapter in our lives. “Well, then, woo away,” I whispered.
He pressed his lips to mine, the scent of his fresh cologne and the scrape of his stubble against my cheek making me sigh.
But movement behind him by the fireplace made me pull away.
I must have made a face, because Win asked, “Dove? Are you all right?”
I popped my lips as I took in the sight before me. “Remember when I said I was a little sad because I hadn’t seen a ghost since Mellie Carter?”
He brushed the hair from my eyes and nodded. “I do, Dove, and you do know it’s not so different from what we used to do when I was on Plane Limbo, and you were down here, right? I listen to them, I share with you, we investigate. Don’t despair. You don’t need to see ghosts to help them.”
“Well, fake James Bond. Guess what?”
He tilted his head in question, his handsome face even more gorgeous in the light of the fire. “What?”
I grinned and tweaked his cheek as I looked over his shoulder at a short, round man who’s mouth was moving a mile a minute, and—prepare yourselves—who held a head in his hands.
A. Head.
But as scary as that was, it meant I wasn’t shut out of the paranormal world entirely, and it thrilled me to have purpose.
“Stephania? What am I guessing?”
I pointed to the corner behind him. “Just open your ears and listen.”
He turned his head, cocked his ear, and then his beautiful blue eyes widened, and I knew the man was speaking to him.
So Win could hear ghosts and now I could see them. We were going to make an amazing team.
I grabbed his hands and smiled. “I think it’s fair to say, happy days are here again.”
My Spy Guy threw his napkin on the table in comical disgust. “Really, Stephania? I cooked all day and he chooses now to show up? When I’m wooing you and showing off my culinary skills? Really? How positively unseemly. Tell me, Dove, is this how it’s going to be from now on?”
I giggled and gave his lean cheek a pinch. “I think so. Now c’mon, Double Oh Seven we’ve got a head that belongs to someone and I’m guessing it needs returning. You in?”
He laughed and dropped another quick kiss on my lips. “With you, Dove? Forever. Forever and ever.”
The End
(Thank you for joining me on another Witchless in Seattle adventure! I hope you’ll come back later this year in the fall for more fun with Stevie, Win, Belfry and the rest of gang!)
Preview Another Book By Dakota Cassidy
Chapter 1
“So, Sister Trixie Lavender, how do we feel about this space? Open concept, with plenty of sprawling views of the crumbling sidewalk from the leaky picture window and easily room for eight tat chairs.
“Also, one half bathroom for customers, one full for us—which means we’d have to share, but there are worse things. A bedroom right up those sketchy stairs with a small loft, which BTW, I’m calling as mine now. I like to be up high for the best possible views when I survey our pending tattoo empire. A tiny kitchenette, but no big deal. I don’t cook anyway, and you sure don’t, if that horse pucky you called oatmeal is any indication of your culinary skills. Lots of peeling paint and crappy plumbing. All for the low-low price of…er, what was that price again, Fergus McDuff?”
Short and chubby, a balding Fergus McDuff, the landlord of the current dive I was assessing as a candidate for our tattoo parlor, cringed and visibly shuddered beneath his limp blue suit.
Maybe because Coop had him up against a wall, holding him by the front of his shirt in white-knuckled fists as she waited for him to rethink the price he’d quoted us the moment he realized we were women.
Which was not only an outrageous amount of money for this dank, pile-of-rubble hole in the wall, but not at all the amount quoted to us over the phone. It also looked nothing like the picture from his Facebook page. I know that shouldn’t surprise me. He’d probably used some Snapchat filter to brighten it up. But here we were.
A bead of perspiration popped out just above Fergus’s thin upper lip.
Coop’s dusky auburn hair curtained his face, but his stance remained firm. “Like I said, lady, it’s three grand a month—”
Cutting his words off, Coop tightened her grip with a grunt and hauled Fergus higher. His pleading gray eyes darted from her to me and back again in unadulterated fear, but to his credit, he tried really hard not to show it.
Coop licked her lips, a low hum of a growl coming from her throat, her gaze intently focused on poor Fergus. “Can I kill him, Sister Trixie Lavender? Please, please, pleeease?”
“Coop,” I warned. She knew better than to ask such a question. “She’s just joking, Fergus. Promise.”
“But I’m not. Though, I promise I’ll clean up afterward. It’ll be like it never happened—”
“Two thousand!” Fergus shouted quite jarringly, as though the effort to push the words out pained him. “Wait, wait, wait! I meant to say two thousand a month with all utilities!”
That’s my demon. Overbearing and intimidating as the day is long. Still, I frowned at her, pulling my knit cap down over my ears. While this behavior worked in our favor, it was still unacceptable.
We’d had a run-in with the law a few months ago back in Ebenezer Falls, Washington, where we’d first tried to set up a tattoo shop. Coop’s edgy streak had almost landed her with a murder charge.
Since then (and before we landed in Eb Falls, by the by), we’d been traveling through the Pacific Northwest, making ends meet by selling my portrait sketches to people along the way, waiting until Coop’s instincts choose the right place for us to call home.
Cobbler Cove struck just the right chord with her. And that’s how we ended up here, with her breathing fire down Fergus McDuff’s throat.
Coop, who’d caught on to my displeasure, smirked her beautiful smirk and set Fergus down with a gentle drop, brushing his trembling shoulder with a careful hand to smooth his wrinkled suit.
“That’s nice. You’re being nice, Fergus McDuff. I like you. Do you like me?”
“Coop?” I called from the other end of the room, going over some rough measurements for a countertop in my mind. “Playtime’s over, young lady. Let Mr. McDuff be, please.”
She rolled her bright green eyes at me in petulance and wiped her hands down her burgundy leather pants, disappointment written all over her face that there’d be no killing today.
Coop huffed. “Fine.”
I looked at her with my stern ex-nun’s expression as a clear reminder to remember her manners. “Coop…”
She pouted before holding out her hand to Fergus, even though he outwardly cringed at the gesture. “It was nice to meet you, Fergus McDuff. I hope I’ll see you again sometime soon,” she said almost coquettishly, mostly following the guidelines I’d set forth for polite conversation with new acquaintances.
Fergus brushed her hand away, fear still on his face, and that was when I knew it was time for me to step in.
“You do realize she’s just joking—about killing you and all, don’t you? I would never let her do that,” I joked, hoping he’d come along for the ride.
I smiled at her and nodded my head in approval, dropping my hands into the pockets of my puffy vest. “Okay, Fergus. Sold. Two grand a month and utilities it is. A year lease, right? Have a contract handy?”
Fergus nodded and scurried toward the front of the store to get his briefcase. It was then Coop leaned toward me and sniffed the air, her delicate nostrils flaring.
“This place smells right, Trixie Lavender. Yes, it does. Also, I like the name Peach Street. That sounds like a nice place to live.”
I looked into her beautiful eyes—eyes so green and perfectly almond-shaped they made other women sick with jealousy—and smiled, feeling a sense of relief. “Ya think? You’ve got a good vibe about it then? Like the one you had in Ebenezer Falls before the bottom fell out?”
And you were accused of murder and our store was left in shambles?
I bit the inside of my cheek to keep from bringing up our last escapade in a suburb of Seattle, with an ex-witch turned medium named Stevie Cartwright and her dead spy turned ghost cohort, Winterbottom. It was still too fresh.
Coop rolled her tongue along the inside of her cheek and scanned the dark, mostly barren space with critical eyes. Any mention of Eb Falls, and Coop grew instantly sullen. “I miss Stevie Cartwright. She said she’d be my friend. Always-always.”
My face softened into a smile. I missed Stevie and her ghost compatriot, too. Even though I couldn’t actually hear Winterbottom—or Win, as she’d called him—Coop could, and from what she’d relayed to me, he sounded delightfully British and madly in love with Stevie.
Certainly an unrequited love, due to their circumstances—him being all the way up there on what they called Plane Limbo (where souls wait to decide if they wish to cross over)—and Stevie here on Earth, but they fit one another like gloves.
Stevie had been one of the best things to ever happen to me; Coop, too. She’d helped us in more ways than just solving a murder and keeping Coop from going to jail. She’d helped heal our hearts. She’d shown us what it meant to be part of a community. She’d helped us learn to trust not just our instincts, but to let the right people into our lives and openly enjoy their presence.
“Trixie? Do you think Stevie meant we’d always be friends?”
I winked at Coop. “She meant what she said, for sure. She always means what she says. If she said she’ll always be your friend, you can count on it. And I miss Stevie, too, Coop. Bet she comes to visit us soon.”
Coop almost smirked, which was her version of a smile—something we worked on every day. Facial expressions and body language humans most commonly use.
“Will she eat spaghetti with us?” she asked, referring to the last meal we’d shared with Stevie, when she’d invited her friends over and made us a part of not just her community, but her family.
“I bet she’ll eat whatever we make. So anyway… We were talking the vibe here? It feels good to you?”
“Yep. I can tattoo here.”
“Gosh, I hope so. We need to plant some roots, Coop. We need to begin again Finnegan.”
We needed to find a sense of purpose after Washington, and this felt right. This suburb of Portland called the Cobbler Cove District felt right.
Tucking her waist-length hair behind her ear, Coop nodded her agreement with a vague pop of her lips, the wheels in her mind so obviously turning. “So we can grow and be a part of the community. So we can blend.”
“Yes, blending is important. Now, about threatening Fergus…”
Her eyes narrowed on Fergus, who’d taken a phone call and busily paced the length of the front of the store. “He was lying, Trixie Lavender. Three grand wasn’t what he said on the phone at all. No, it was not. I know what I heard. You said it’s bad to lie. I was only following the rules, just like you told me I should if I wanted to stay here with you and other humans.”
Bobbing my head to agree, I pinched her lean cheek with affection and smiled. “That’s exactly what I said, Coop. Exactly. Good on you for finally listening to me after our millionth conversation about manners.”
“Do I win a prize?”
I frowned as I leaned against the peeling yellow wall. I never knew where Coop was going in her head sometimes. She took many encounters, words, people, whatever, at face value. Almost the way a small child would—except this sometime-child had an incredible figure and a savage lust for blood if not carefully monitored.
“A prize, Coop?” I asked curiously, tucking my hands in the pockets of my jeans. “Explain your thinking, please.”
She gazed at me in all seriousness as she quite visibly concentrated on her words. I watched her sweet, uncluttered mind put her thoughts together.
“Yep. A prize. I saw it the other day on a sign at the grocery store. The millionth shopper wins free groceries for a year. Do I get something for free after our millionth conversation?”
Laughter bubbled from my throat. Coop didn’t just bring me endlessly sticky situations, she brought me endless laughter and, yes, even endless joy. She’s simple, and I don’t mean she’s unintelligent.
I mean, sometimes she’s so black and white, I find it hard to explain to her the many levels and nuances of appropriate reactions or emotions for any given situation, and that can tax me on occasion. But she’s mine, and she’d saved my life, and I wasn’t ever going to forget that.
And I do mean ever.
She’d tell you I’d saved hers, but that’s just her innocent take on a situation that had been almost impossible until she’d shown up with her trusty sword.
I gazed up at the water-stained ceiling and thought about how to explain the complexities of mankind. I decided simple was best.
“Trixie? Do I get a prize?” she inquired again, her tone more insistent this time.
“No free groceries. Just my love and eternal gratitude that you restrained yourself and didn’t kill Fergus. He’s not a bad man, Coop. And when I say bad, I mean the kind of bad who kicks puppies and pulls the wings off moths for sport. He’s just trying to make his way in the world and get ahead. Just like everybody else. It might not be nice, but you can’t kill him over it. Them’s the rules, Demon.”
“But he wasn’t being fair, Sister Trixie Lavender.”
“Remember what we discussed about my name?”
Now she frowned, the lines in her perfectly shaped forehead deepening. “Yes. I forgot—again. You’re not a nun anymore and it isn’t necessary to call you by your last name. You’re just plain Trixie.”
Plain Trixie was an understatement. Compared to Coop, Angelina Jolie was plain. My mousy, stick-straight reddish brown (all right, mostly brown) hair and plump thighs were no match for the sleek Coopster. But you couldn’t be jealous of her for long because she had no idea how stunning she was, and that was because she didn’t care.
“Right. I’m just Trixie. Just like Fergus isn’t Fergus McDuff. He’s just plain old Fergus, if he allows you to call him by his first name, or Mr. McDuff if he prefers the more formal way to address someone. And I’m not a nun anymore. That’s also absolutely right.”
My heart shivered with a pang of sadness at that, but I’m finally able to say that out loud now and actually feel comfortable doing so.
I wasn’t a nun anymore, and I’m truly, deeply at peace with the notion. My faith had become a bone of contention for me long before I’d exited the convent, so it was probably better I’d ended up being kicked out on my ear any ol’ way.
In fact, I often wonder if it hadn’t always been a bone of contention for the entire fifteen years I’d lived there. I’d always questioned some of the rules.
I’d never wanted to enter the convent to begin with—my parents put me there when they could no longer handle my teenage substance abuse. They’d left me in the capable, nurturing hands of my mother’s dear friend, Sister Alice Catherine.
But after I’d kicked my drug habit, and decided to take my vow
s in gratitude for all the nuns of Saint Aloysius By The Sea had done for me, I came to love the thick stone walls, the soft hum and tinkle of wind chimes, and the structure of timely prayer.
They’d saved me from my addiction. In their esteemed honor, I wanted to save people, too. What better way to do so than becoming a nun in dedicated service to the man upstairs?
Though, I can promise you, I didn’t want to leave the convent the way I did. A graceful exit would have been my preferred avenue of departure.
Instead, I left by way of possession. Yes. I said possession. An ugly, fiery, gaping-black-mouthed, demonic possession. I know that’s a lot of adjectives, but it best describes what wormed its way inside me on that awful, horrible night.
“Are you sad now, Trixie? Did I make you sad because you aren’t a nun anymore?” Coop asked, very clearly worried she’d displeased me—which did happen from time to time.
For instance, when she threatened to kill anyone who even looked cross-eyed at me—sometimes if they just breathed the wrong way.
I had to remind myself often, it was out of the goodness of her heart she’d nearly severed a careless driver’s head when he’d encroached on our pedestrian right of way (the pedestrian always has the right of way in Portland, in case you were wondering). Or lopped off a man’s fingers with a nearby butter knife for grazing my backside by accident while we were in a questionable bar.
Still, even while Coop’s emotions ruled her actions without any tempered, well-thought-out responses, she was a sparkling diamond in the rough, a veritable sponge, waiting to soak up all available knowledge.
I tugged at a lock of her silky hair, shaking off the memory of that night. “How can I be sad if I have you, Coop DeVille?”
She grimaced—my feisty, compulsive, loveable demon grimaced—which is her second version of a smile (again, she’s still practicing smiling. There’s not much to smile about in Hell, I suppose) and patted my cheek—just like I’d taught her. “Good.”
“So, do you think you’re up to the task of some remodeling? This place is kind of a mess.”
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