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by Butcher, Jim


  “Within ten feet or so,” he said. “But Harry, the museum is closed. How are we going to—”

  I blew out the glass of the front door with my staff, just as I had at Radio Shack.

  “Oh,” he said. “Right.”

  I strode into the main hall, Butters walking on my heels. Lightning flashed, abruptly illuminating Sue the Tyrannosaurus in all her bony Jurassic glory. Butters hadn’t been expecting it, and let out a strangled little cry.

  Thunder rolled and I got out my amulet for light, lifting an eyebrow at Butters.

  “Sorry,” he said. “I, uh…I’m a little nervous.”

  “Don’t worry about it,” I told him, my own heart pounding wildly. The sudden reveal of that monstrous skeleton had shaken me, too.

  Don’t look at me like that. It was a tense sort of evening.

  I looked slowly around the place, and Listened for a moment. I couldn’t sense anyone’s presence. I opened my Sight again, just for a quick glance around, but I didn’t see anyone hiding behind a veil of magic. I backed off. “Check again.”

  He did so, though the shining floor of the museum didn’t take the chalk as readily as concrete. A few minutes later he nodded toward Sue and said, “Over that way.”

  He broke the circle and we hurried across the enormous floor. “Try to keep quiet,” I told him. “Security might still be around.”

  We stopped at Sue’s feet and checked again. Butters frowned, peering around. “This can’t be right,” he said. “According to the GPS, these coordinates are inside that wall. Could Bony Tony have hidden it in the wall?”

  “It’s stone,” I said. “And I think someone might have noticed if he’d torn out a wall in the entry hall and replaced it.”

  He shook the GPS a little. “I don’t get it, then.”

  I chewed on my lip and looked up at Sue.

  “Elevation,” I said.

  “What?”

  “Come on.” I pointed up. “There’s a gallery overlooking the main hall. It must be either up there or on a floor below us.”

  “How do we know which?”

  “We look. Starting with the upstairs. The levels below us are like some kind of gerbil maze from hell.” I started for the stairs, and Butters came after me. Going up them was a pain, but my instincts were screaming that I was right, and my excitement made the discomfort unremarkable.

  Once on the gallery, we went past a display of articles from Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show—saddles, wooden rifles that had been carried by the show’s cowboys and Indians alike, cavalry bugles, feathered war bonnets, beaded vests, moccasins, ancient old boots, several worn old tom-toms, and about a million old photographs. Beyond that was some kind of interactive ecology display, and just past that there was a table bearing the weight of an enormous, malformed-looking dinosaur skull.

  Butters checked again and nodded toward the skull. “I think it’s there.”

  I went down to the skull. The display proclaimed that it was Sue’s actual skull, but that geological shifts and pressures had warped it, so the museum had created an artificial skull for the display. Holding my light up, I walked slowly around the skull—an enormous block of rock now. I peered into darkened crevices in the rock, and when I didn’t find a book I got down on the floor and started checking under the heavy platform that supported the skull.

  I found a manila envelope duct-taped to the underside of the platform, and snatched it. I got out from under the platform and tore the envelope open, my fingers shaking.

  An old, slender black volume not much larger than a calendar notebook fell from the envelope.

  I held it in my bare right hand for a moment. There was no tingle of arcane energies to the book, no sense of lurking evil or imminent danger. It was simply a book—but nonetheless I was sure I had found The Word of Kemmler. My fingers shook harder, and I opened it.

  The front bore a spidery scrawl of cursive writing: The Word of Heinrich Kemmler.

  “Hey, that was kind of fun!” Butters said. “Is that it?”

  “This is it,” I said. “We found it.” I glanced up at Butters and said, “Actually, you found it, Butters. I couldn’t have done it without your help. Thank you.”

  Butters beamed. “Glad I could help.”

  I thought I heard a noise.

  I lifted a hand, forestalling whatever Butters was about to say.

  The sound didn’t repeat itself. There was only thunder and rain.

  I put a finger to my lips and Butters nodded. Then I closed my eyes and reached out with my senses, slow and careful. For the barest second I felt my thoughts brush against a stirring of cold energy.

  Necromancy.

  I drew back from it with panicked haste. “Butters, get out.”

  The little ME blinked up at me. “What?”

  “Get out,” I said, my voice harsher. “There’s a fire exit at the far side of the gallery. Go out it. Run. Get out of here and don’t stop until you’re someplace safe. Don’t look back. Don’t slow down.”

  He stared at me, his eyes huge, his face deathly pale.

  “Now!” I snarled.

  Butters bolted. I could hear terrified little sounds escaping his throat as he sprinted toward the far end of the gallery.

  I closed my eyes and concentrated again, drawing in my will and power as I did so, casting my senses about in an effort to find the source of the dark power. I touched the necromantic working again, and this time I didn’t even try to hide my presence by pulling away.

  Whoever it was had come in through the door I’d broken open. I could feel a slithering sort of power there, mixed in with a cold kind of lust, a passion for despair.

  I walked to the railing of the gallery and looked down into the entry hall.

  Grevane stood below, trench coat wet and swaying, water dripping from the brim of his fedora. There was a half circle of dead men standing behind him, and he beat a slow rhythm on his leg with one hand.

  I wanted to cut and run, but I couldn’t. I had to hold things up here until Butters had a chance to get away. And besides, if I ran away, toward the back exit and nowhere near my car, Grevane’s zombies would catch me and tear me apart.

  I licked my lips, struggling to weigh my options.

  Then I had an idea. Holding my pentacle’s chain in my teeth for light, I opened the book and started flipping through it, one page after another. I didn’t read it. I didn’t even try to read it. I just opened the pages, fixed my gaze at a couple of points on each, and moved on.

  It wasn’t a long book. I was finished less than two minutes later.

  There was a sound from the stairway, and I rose, readying my shield bracelet.

  Grevane came onto the gallery floor, zombies marching behind him. He stood and stared at me for a moment, his expression impossible to read.

  “Stay back,” I said quietly.

  He blinked at me very slowly. “Why?”

  I held up the book in one hand. “Because I’ve got the Word here, Grevane. And if you don’t back off, I’ll burn it to ash.”

  His eyes widened, and he lurched a half step closer to me, licking his lips. “No, you won’t,” he said. “You know that. You want the power as much as I do.”

  “God, you people are dysfunctional,” I said. “But just to save time I’ll give you a reason that you’re capable of understanding. I’ve read the book. I don’t need it anymore. So if you push me, I’ll be glad to flash-fry it for you.”

  “You didn’t read it,” Grevane spat. “You haven’t had it for ten minutes.”

  “Speed-reading,” I lied. “I can do War and Peace in thirty minutes.”

  “Give me the book,” Grevane said. “I will allow you to live.”

  “Get out of my way. Or I will allow it to burn.”

  Grevane smiled.

  And suddenly a weight fell on me, like someone had dropped a lead-lined blanket on my shoulders. My ears filled with rushing, hissing whispers. I stumbled and felt a dozen flashes of burning, needle-fine p
ain, and between that and the extra weight I fell to my knees. It took me a second to realize what was happening.

  Snakes.

  I was covered in snakes.

  There were too many of them to count or identify, and they were all furious. Some dark green reptile as long as my arm struck at my face, sinking fangs into my left cheek and holding on. More of them struck at my neck, my shoulders, my hands, and I screamed in panic and pain. My duster took several hits, but the en-spelled leather held out against them. I tore at my neck and shoulders and head, ripping snakes free of me by main strength, their fangs tearing at my flesh as I did.

  I struggled to order my thoughts and rise, because I knew Grevane would be coming. I tried to gather my shield as I pushed myself to my hands and knees, but I saw a flash of a heavy boot driving toward me and light exploded in my eyes and I flopped back to the floor, briefly stunned.

  I blinked slowly, waiting for my eyes to focus.

  Liver Spots appeared in my vision, weathered and strange, white hair wiry and stiff beneath his hat, his loose skin somehow reptilian in the dim light.

  “I know you,” I slurred, the words tumbling out without checking in with my brain. “I know who you are now.”

  Liver Spots knelt down over me. He took my wrists and clamped something around them.

  While he did, Grevane came up and took The Word of Kemmler from my limp fingers. He opened it and began scanning through pages until he found the passage he’d been looking for. He read it, stared at it for a long moment, and then opened his mouth in a slow, wheezing cackle.

  “By the night,” he said, his voice dusty and amused. “It’s so simple. How could I not have seen it before?”

  “You are satisfied?” Liver Spots asked Grevane.

  “Entirely,” Grevane said.

  “And you will stand by our bargain.”

  “Of course,” Grevane answered. He read another page of the book. “A pleasure working with you. He’s all yours.” Grevane turned, still beating a slow rhythm on his leg, and the shambling zombies followed him.

  “Well, Dresden,” Liver Spots said once they were gone. His voice was a rich, rough purr. “I believe you were saying you recognized me?”

  I stared up at him blankly.

  “Let me help your memory,” he said. He took an olive-drab duffel bag from his shoulder and set it on the ground. Then, mostly with one hand, he opened it.

  And he drew out a Louisville Slugger.

  Oh, my God. I tried to move, but I couldn’t. The metal bindings burned cold on my wrists.

  “You,” I said. “You busted up my car.”

  “Mmmm. Much as you broke my ankles. My knees. My wrists and my hands. With a Louisville Slugger baseball bat. While I lay helpless on the floor.”

  Quintus Cassius, the Snakeboy, the serpent-summoning sorcerer and former Knight of the Order of the Blackened Denarius, smiled down at me. He leaned over, kneeling and far too close to me for comfort, and whispered to me as if to a lover.

  “I have dreamed of this night, boy,” he purred, and gently stroked the side of my face with the baseball bat. “In my day, we would say that revenge is sweet. But times have changed. How do you say? Payback is a bitch.”

  Chapter

  Thirty-seven

  I stared up at the withered old man I’d called Liver Spots, and behind the loose skin, the wrinkles, the white wiry hair, I could see the man who had been one of the Order of the Blackened Denarius.

  “How?” I asked him. “How did you find me?”

  “I didn’t,” he said. “The coroner’s apartment was easy enough to find. I took hairs from his brush. Since you were so eager to keep him sheltered under your wing, it wasn’t too terribly difficult to keep track of him—and you—once we had destroyed your wards.”

  “Oh,” I said. My voice shook a little.

  “Are you afraid, boy?” Cassius whispered.

  “You’re about the fifth-scariest person I’ve met today,” I said.

  His eyes became very cold.

  “Don’t knock it,” I said. “That’s really better than it sounds.”

  He rose slowly, looking down at me. The fingers of his right hand tightened and loosened on the handle of the bat. Hatred burned there as well, mindless and irrational and howling to be slaked. Cassius hadn’t exactly been stable when I’d faced him two years before. From the look of him now, he was preparing a campaign for the presidency of the World Psychosis Association.

  I knew that Cassius was a killer, like few I’d ever seen. He had spent what might have been fifteen or sixteen centuries bound to a different fallen angel within his own silver coin, working hand in hand with the head of the Order. He had, I was sure, personally done away with hundreds of foes who had done far less to him than I had.

  He would kill me. If a flash of rage took him, he’d cave my head in with that bat, screaming the whole time.

  I shuddered at the image and reached out for my magic, seeing if I could draw in enough to try to sucker punch him. But when I tried, the manacles on my wrists suddenly writhed, moving, and dozens of sharp points suddenly pricked into my wrists, as if I had swept my hand through a rosebush. I winced in pain, my breath frozen in my chest for a second.

  Cassius smiled at me. “Don’t bother. We’ve used those manacles on wizards and witches for centuries. Nicodemus himself designed them.”

  “Yeah. Ouch.” I winced, but no amount of writhing would move my arms very much, and I couldn’t move to try to make the thorny manacles hurt less.

  Cassius stared down at me, his eyes bright. He stood there, watching me try to writhe, enjoying my helplessness and pain.

  An image flashed through my mind—an old man of faith and courage who had willingly given himself into the hands of the Order in exchange for my freedom. Shiro had died after sustaining the most hideous torments I had ever seen visited upon a human body—and some of them had come at the hands of Cassius. I closed my eyes. I knew what he wanted. He wanted to hurt me. He wanted to see how much pain he could deliver before I died. And there was nothing I could do to prevent it.

  Unless…

  I thought of what Shiro had told me about having faith. For him it was a theological and moral truth upon which he had based his life. I didn’t have the same kind of belief, but I had seen how forces of light and darkness came into conflict, how imbalances were redressed. Cassius was in the service of some of the darkest forces on the planet. Shiro would have said that nothing he did could have prevented a balancing force of light—such as Shiro and his brother Knights—from being placed in his way. In my own experience, I had noticed that when something truly, deeply evil arose, one of the Knights tended to show up.

  Maybe one would show up to face Cassius.

  Hell’s bells. That was mighty thin.

  But it was technically possible. And it was all I had.

  I almost laughed. What I needed to survive this lunatic was something I had never had much of: faith. I had to believe that some other factor would intervene. I had no other option.

  But that didn’t mean I couldn’t try to help intervention along. The longer I kept breathing, the more likely it was that someone would happen across the scene—maybe even someone who could help. Maybe even someone like my friend Michael.

  I had to keep Cassius talking.

  “What happened to you?” I asked him a moment later, opening my eyes. I’d read somewhere that people love to talk about themselves. “The last time I saw you, you could have passed for forty.”

  Cassius stared at me for a moment more, and then leaned his bat on the floor. “It was the result of losing my coin to you and your friends,” he said, voice creaking. “While I held my coin, Saluriel prevented age from ravaging my body. Now nature is collecting her due from me. Plus interest.” He waved his stiff-fingered right hand, wrinkled, spotted, swollen with what looked like bad arthritis. “If she has her way, I will be dead within the year.”

  “Why?” I asked him. “Isn’t your new
demon stopping the clock for you?”

  His eyes narrowed, unsteady and cold. “I have no Denarius now,” he said, his voice low and very polite. “When I eventually left the hospital and rejoined Nicodemus, he had no coin being held as a spare.” Mad fire flickered through his gaze. “You see, he’d given it to you.”

  I swallowed. “That’s what you were looking for, outside my apartment. You wanted the Denarius.”

  “Lasciel wouldn’t be my first choice, but I must be content with what is available.”

  “Uh-huh. So where’s Nicodemus? He’s helping you, I take it.”

  Cassius’s eyes closed almost all the way. “Nicodemus cast me out. He said that if I was too much a fool to keep possession of my coin that I deserved whatever befell me.”

  “What a guy.”

  Cassius shrugged. “He is a man of power, with no tolerance for fools. Once you are dead and Lasciel’s coin is mine, he will take me back.”

  “You sound pretty confident there,” I said.

  “Is there some reason I should not be?” He moved stiffly over to his duffel bag. “You should make this simpler for both of us. I’m willing to make you an offer. Give it to me now, and I will make your death quick.”

  “I don’t have it,” I told him.

  He let out a rough cackle. “There are only so many places one can hide it,” he said. “If you are holding it as part of you, enough pain will make you drop it.” He drew out a slender little coping saw from the bag and set it on the floor. “I once knew a man who swallowed his Denarius, and would swallow it again when it came through.”

  “Yuck,” I said.

  Cassius put a standard-head screwdriver down next to the saw. “And one who cut himself open and placed the coin in his abdominal cavity.” He drew a vicious-looking hooked linoleum knife from the bag and held it thoughtfully. “If you tell me, I’ll take your throat.”

  “And if I don’t?” I asked.

  He pared a yellowed fingernail with the knife. “I go on a treasure hunt.”

  I studied him for a minute, then said, “I don’t have it with me. That’s the truth. I bound Lasciel and buried the coin.”

 

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