The Ultimate Dresden Omnibus, 0-15

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by Butcher, Jim


  The runner flipped neatly at the top of his arc and landed in a crouch, holding a machete in his right hand, a pistol in his left. He calmly put two rounds directly into the shotgun-wielding Molly, and two more into the pistol-packing version. Before the last shot rang out, a second turtleneck had gone over the wall and landed beside the first—the leader, I noted. He carried no obvious weaponry, though his belt had been hung with several seashells in a manner that suggested they were dangerous equipment. He remained in a crouch when he landed, looking around with sharp, steady eyes, while his partner covered him.

  Shotgun Molly crumpled slowly to the ground, still fumbling at a pocket for more shells for the weapon, while scarlet blood stained the fresh layer of thin snow. Two-Gun Molly’s head snapped back as a dark hole appeared in her forehead, and her body dropped to the snow like a rag doll. Motorcycle-Chucking Molly screamed and snatched up her fallen sister’s guns.

  The turtleneck on lookout raised his weapon, but Captain Turtleneck moved his hand in a sharp, negative gesture, and the man lowered the weapon again. Both did nothing as the newly armed Molly aimed the guns and began to fire. Puffs of snow flitted up from the ground a couple of times, but neither was hit.

  Captain Turtleneck nodded to himself and smiled.

  Crap. He’d figured it out. Coordinated squads of bad guys are one thing. Coordinated squads of bad guys being led by someone who remained observant and cool in the middle of combat chaos were far, far worse.

  “Ah, disbelief,” Lea murmured. “Once the mark begins to suspect illusion is at work, there’s little point in continuing.”

  “Stop them,” I said, to Lea. “Godmother, please. Stop this.”

  She turned to blink at me. “And why should I?”

  Captain Turtleneck scanned the ground, and I saw his eyes trace the line of footsteps Molly had made when she had backed into the center of parking lot, when the confrontation had begun. His eyes flicked around and I could practically see the thoughts going through his head. A trail of messy, backward tracks suddenly ended in two clear boot prints. The only Molly in sight had proven to be an illusion—and therefore the real Molly must be nearby, supporting the still-active illusions around him. Where would she be standing?

  That last set of boot prints seemed a logical place to look.

  Captain Turtleneck drew one of the seashells from his belt, murmured something to it, and gave it an expert, effortless flick. It sailed through the air and landed only inches from my invisible apprentice’s toes.

  “Oh,” Lea said, setting her mouth into a pouting moue. “Pity. She had such potential.”

  I gave my godmother my most furious glare and sprinted forward.

  The shell began to glow with a urine-colored light.

  It had worked for Morty. Maybe it would work again.

  I flung myself at Molly, focusing on protecting her, and I felt myself slide into her, merging and mingling from the soles of my feet to the crown of my head. (Which hardly made sense, given how much taller I was than she—one more example of the way physics doesn’t necessarily apply to spirits.)

  I suddenly felt utterly exhausted, frightened, and at the same time in a state of euphoric exultation. I could feel the various illusions dancing upon threads of my will, demanding complete focus and concentration. My legs and feet ached. My ribs ached. My face and shoulder hurt.

  And then I felt myself choke, then wonder what the hell was happening to me.

  It’s me, kid, I thought, as loudly as I could. Don’t fight me.

  I didn’t know what the seashell would do, but there wasn’t much time to get particular. I extended my left hand along with my will, and murmured, “Defendarius.”

  Blue energy suddenly blazed up around Molly and me in a sparkling sphere.

  The seashell shone brighter and exploded into a sphere of pure white fire, as hot and fierce as a microscopic nuclear warhead. It lashed against the blue sphere like a bat hitting a baseball. The sphere went flying, taking us with it. I braced my arms and legs against the sides of the sphere, straining to hold it together. Without my shield bracelet, I wasn’t sure how long I could keep it up.

  The sphere struck a car and bounded off it into the wall of the building. Its path had us careening tail over teakettle, but our braced arms and legs kept us from smashing our head against the sphere’s interior. We wobbled and rolled into a corner of the lot, and I realized dully as I looked around that Molly’s illusions had vanished. My bad. The strength of the shield had cut her off from them and ended her ability to keep them going.

  I looked up to find the turtlenecks advancing on us in a crowd, and I dismissed the sphere, landing in a crouch. I gathered more of my will together and swept my arm from left to right with a murmured word, and a second curtain of blue fire sprang up between me and the oncoming bad guys.

  One of them gave the wall of flame a disdainful snort and calmly walked into it.

  Like I said, I’m not much when it comes to illusions.

  I am, however, reasonably good with fire.

  The turtleneck didn’t scream. He didn’t have time. When fire is hot enough, you never really feel the heat. Your nerves get fried away and all you feel is the lack of signal from them—you feel cold.

  He died in the fire, and he died cold. The cinder that fell backward out of the fire could never have been casually identified as human.

  Now, that got their attention.

  I stood there holding the fire against the remaining turtlenecks, the heat scorching away the thin layer of snow on the asphalt, then making it bubble and quiver, changing it into my own personal moat of boilinghot tar. It was hard work to keep it going, but I’ve never been afraid of that.

  Harry, I need some room, came a thought from Molly, hardly able to be heard over the blaze of concentration necessary for maintaining the fire.

  I gritted my teeth. It was like trying to hold an immensely heavy door open while half a dozen friends squeezed in around me. I felt an odd sensation and increased weariness and blocked them both away. I needed to focus, to hold the turtlenecks away from Molly.

  Once again, the bad guys impressed me. They knew that an intense magical effort could be sustained for only a limited amount of time. They didn’t risk losing more men to the fire. Instead, they played it smart.

  They just waited.

  The fire blazed for another minute, then two, and as my control over it began to get shaky, something attracted my attention.

  Flashing blue lights, out on the lower avenue.

  A CPD prowler had stopped across the entrance to the parking lot, and a pair of cops, guys I’d seen before, got out and walked quickly into the lot, flashlights up. It took them about half a second to see that something odd was going on, and then they had both guns and flashlights up.

  Before the turtlenecks could turn their guns on the police, the officers had retreated to the cover offered by their car, out of direct line of sight from the parking lot. I could clearly hear one of them calling for backup, SWAT, and firefighters, his voice tense and tight with fear.

  I felt myself giggling with exhaustion and amusement as I grinned at Captain Turtleneck. “Bad boys, bad boys,” I sang, off-key. “Whatcha gonna do?”

  That made Molly cough up a chittering belly laugh, which shouldered my awareness aside and came bubbling out of our mouth.

  Captain Turtleneck stared at me without expression for a moment. He looked at the fire, the moat, and then at the police. Then he grimaced and made a single gesture. The turtlenecks began to move as a single body, retreating rapidly back the way they had come.

  Once I was sure they were gone, I dropped the wall and slumped to the ground. I sat there for a second, dazzled by the discomfort and the weariness, which I had rapidly grown accustomed to missing, apparently. The smell of hot asphalt, a strangely summertime smell, mingled with the scent of charred turtleneck.

  I shivered. Then I made a gentle effort and withdrew from the same space Molly occupied. The weariness
and pain vanished again. So did the vibrant scents.

  The grasshopper looked up and around, sensing the change. Then she said, “Hold on, Harry,” and fumbled at her pockets. She produced a small silver tuning fork, struck it once against the ground, and then said, “I can hear you with this.”

  “You can?”

  “Yeah, no big deal,” she said, her voice slurred with fatigue. “See you, too, if I line it up right. And it’s easier to carry around than a bunch of enchanted Vaseline.”

  “We’ve got to get out of here,” I said. “Before the cops show up. They’d try to lock you up for a long time.”

  Molly shook her head.

  “Kid, I know you’re tired. But we have to move.”

  “No,” she said. “No cops.”

  I arched an eyebrow at her. “What?”

  “Never were any cops,” Molly said.

  I blinked, looked at the empty entrance to the parking lot, and then found myself slowly smiling. “They were another illusion. And you sold it to the turtlenecks because they thought you’d already blown your wad on the flashy stuff.”

  “Excellent,” purred Lea, appearing at my side again.

  I flinched. Again. Man, I hate that sudden-appearance stuff.

  “An unorthodox but effective improvisation, Miss Carpenter,” she continued. “Adding complexity on the meta level of the deception was inspired—especially against well-informed adversaries.”

  “Uh-huh, I’m a rock star,” Molly said, her voice listless. “Lesson over?”

  The Leanansidhe glanced at me and then back to Molly, still smiling. “Indeed. Both of them.”

  Chapter Twenty-three

  Which only goes to prove that you’re never too old, too jaded, too wise—or too dead—to be hoodwinked by one of the fae.

  “You set her up,” I snarled, “for my benefit? As a lesson for me?”

  “Child,” Lea said, “of course not. It was entwined with her own lesson as well.”

  Molly smiled very slightly. “Oh yes. I feel I have grown tremendously from my experience of nearly being incinerated.”

  “You saw that your survival depended on the protection of another,” my godmother responded, her voice sharp. “Without help from my godson’s spirit, you would have died.”

  “There are a lot of people who can say something like that,” Molly said. “There’s no shame in being one of them.”

  Lea looked from Molly to me and then said, “Children. So emotional—and so rarely grateful. I will leave you to consider the value of what I have this evening shown unto you both.”

  “Hold it,” I said. “You aren’t going yet.”

  Lea looked at me with a flat expression. “Oh?”

  “No. You’re giving Molly money first.”

  “Why would I do such a thing?”

  “Because she’s hungry, she’s tired, she survived your lesson, and she needs to eat.”

  Lea shrugged a shoulder. “What is that to me?”

  I scowled. “If you’re her mentor, your support of her physical needs while she learns is implicit in the relationship. And since you’re filling in for me anyway, and since my choice right now would be to get food into her, if you don’t do it, you’ll be failing in your duty.”

  The Leanansidhe rolled her eyes and murmured, with a trace of amusement, “Now is when you choose to begin paying attention to proper protocol, child?”

  “Apparently,” I said. “Stop being cheap. Cough up the dough.”

  Her green eyes narrowed dangerously. “I do not care for your tone, child.”

  “I’m through being intimidated by you,” I replied, and to my surprise, it came out in a calm and reasonable tone, rather than a defiant one. “You’re the one with an obligation. I’m not being unreasonable. Pay up.”

  The Leanansidhe turned to face me fully, those feline eyes all but glowing with either anger or pleasure. Or maybe both.

  Molly ordered the Moons Over My Hammy. And hot chocolate.

  I sat across the table from her at Denny’s, my elbow on its surface, my chin resting on the heel of my hand. The table could support my elbow because I had decided it should. Her tuning fork sat upright on the table, humming slightly, directly between us. She’d said she could see me if I didn’t move too far to the left or right.

  Molly tore into the food with a voracious appetite.

  “Weren’t you the one always trying to get me to eat healthier?” I mused.

  “Bite me,” she mumbled through a mouthful of food. “Freaking ice age out there. Gotta have fats, proteins, carbs, just to get my furnace going, keep my body temperature up.”

  “You know what else would keep it up?” I asked her. “Being indoors.”

  She snorted and ignored me for several minutes, venting a ravenous appetite onto the food. I watched her and found it oddly fulfilling. I’d been looking out for the grasshopper for a while. It made me feel good to see her hunger being satisfied because of something I had done.

  I guess ghosts have to take pleasure in the little victories—just like everyone else.

  I waited until she was cleaning up the remains to ask, “So. What’s with the Ophelia act in front of Murphy and company?”

  She froze for a second, then continued moving bits and pieces around her plate with somewhat less enthusiasm. “It isn’t . . .” She exhaled slowly, and her eyes moved around the room restlessly. “There’s more than one reason.”

  “I’m listening,” I said.

  “Well. Who says it’s an act?” She flipped a couple of bits of hash brown onto her fork and then into her mouth. “Look at me. I’m sitting here talking to my dead mentor. And half the restaurant is worried about it.”

  I looked around. She was getting covert stares, all right. “Yeah, but there’s hardly anyone here.”

  She laughed a bit harshly. “That makes me feel better.” She put her cup of hot chocolate to her lips and just held it there, trails of steam curling up around her blue eyes. “So. You’ve finally been inside me. I feel like I should be offering you a cigarette.”

  I choked and had to clear my throat. “Um. It wasn’t like that, kid.”

  “Of course it wasn’t,” she said, an edge in her voice. “It never was. Not for you.”

  I rubbed at the back of my neck. “Molly. When I met you . . .”

  “I was a child who didn’t need a bra,” she said.

  “It’s about your father, too,” I said. “Michael—”

  “Is the uncle you never had,” she said, her voice still calm but crisp. “You’ve always wanted his approval. Because he’s a good man, and if he approves of you, you can’t be a total wreck.”

  I scowled at her. “I’ve never said that,” I said.

  She looked at me through wisps of steam and said, “But it’s true all the same. I had that worked out by the time I was about seventeen. You were afraid that if you touched me, you’d be losing his approval. That it would make you some kind of monster.”

  “I was afraid that I’d be losing my approval of me,” I responded. “And not a monster, Molly. Just an asshole.”

  “When I was a child,” she said, still speaking very quietly, “you’d have been right. I’m in my mid-twenties, Harry. I’m not a child.”

  “Don’t remind—” I paused. Then I said, “I was going to make an old-age joke.” I looked down at my immaterial self. “But all things considered . . .”

  She let out enough of a snort to stir the steam. She took a slow drink of hot chocolate. “Little inappropriate. Even if you were still alive.”

  “But funnier,” I said.

  “You’re not the one who is going to watch her entire family grow old and die, Harry.” She said it without malice. “Not just my parents. My brothers and sisters. All of them. I’m going to be beginning to get respect from other wizards about the same time Hope and Little Harry are dying of old age.”

  “Maybe you’ll get lucky and someone will kill you first.”

  She shrugged. “Lea
’s been doing what she could about that. If it happens, it happens. As long as there’s a reason for it, that kind of death wouldn’t bother me.”

  I shivered, just from the emotionless tone of her voice. “Except for the dead part?”

  “Everyone dies, Harry,” she said. “There’s no use whining about it.”

  I waited for a couple of beats and then said, “Here’s where you talk about how what you do with your life is what’s truly important.”

  Her head fell back and she let out a belly laugh. It sounded warm and natural. Her eyes were just too wide, though, her smile too strained.

  “Yeah. Exactly.” She shook her head and looked at me intently. “Is that what it’s always like for you? Throwing fire that way?”

  I blinked and tried to change mental gears. I didn’t do it as smoothly as she had. Someone uncharitable or unbiased might note that it could be because Molly had stripped said gears. “Um. Oh, back at the fight with the Fomor guys?”

  “They weren’t the Fomor,” Molly corrected me. “They were humans the Fomor have altered. They’re called—”

  “Turtlenecks,” I said.

  She arched an eyebrow. “You and Murphy both. No, they’re known as servitors. The Fomor muck around with them. Install things. Gills, extra muscles, organs for sonar, night-vision eyes . . .”

  I whistled. “All kinds of fun.”

  She nodded. “The odd bits kind of turn to jelly when they die. Police are calling them transients.”

  I nodded, and tried to keep the conversation casual. “A lot of them dying around here?”

  “It’s Chicago,” she said. “There’s always someone dying around here. And you should see what these . . . these animals do, Harry. They take people right out of their beds. Grab children waiting for the school bus. They’ve tortured people to death for fun.”

  As she spoke, the calm in her voice had begun to fracture. It wasn’t dramatic. Just a break of her voice, an inhalation between sentences that was a little too harsh.

  “You can’t stand around doing nothing,” I said, nodding.

  “No,” she said. “They’ll come and scream at you in your sleep if you try. So . . .”

 

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