The Convenient Arrangement
A Regency Romance
Jo Ann Ferguson
For Michelle Drosos and Terry Pino—
Thanks for your hospitality in Boston last March
and your friendship for so many laugh-filled years.
One
“I tell you. This is insane.” Mrs. Ditwiller folded her pudgy hands in her lap and jutted her chin at the men sitting across from her in the crowded carriage. Keeping her voice to a whisper that would not disturb the earl who was sleeping beside her, she said with all the authority of her new station as housekeeper, “No one has ever said or heard a good thing about this horrid place, and now we shall be living there.”
“Mayhap not long,” suggested the young man by the door. He grimaced as the carriage dropped into yet another chuckhole. “Mayhap Mr. Wolfe—”
“His Lordship. Do not forget that.” Mrs. Ditwiller wagged a finger at the lad who was still growing into his full height. “Gil, he has been generous enough to give you a position as his footman. Do not repay him by forgetting that he is now a fine earl.”
“’Tis not easy.” Gil shifted on the seat, but his long legs found no place more comfortable. Lord Moorsea was so tall, and Gil did not want to wake the earl who had found little time for sleep in preparing for this journey from Wolfe Abbey to the desolation of Exmoor Forest.
“But you must.” Kirby, the lord’s valet, patted the lad on the shoulder. “This time, he shall remain a lord for good, and that is the way it should be.”
Mrs. Ditwiller gasped, “You would have had Lord Wulfric die in the war?”
Kirby smiled, although he knew the housekeeper could not see his expression in the lengthening shadows that were claiming the interior of the closed carriage. “You know well what I mean. No one was happier than—” He gestured toward the sleeping man, afraid that using Lord Moorsea’s name would chance waking him. “—he was to have his cousin home and alive. The title rightly belongs to the man who holds it now, but you have to own it was our new earl’s turn to be honored with a title.”
“But this one …” Mrs. Ditwiller twisted a linen handkerchief in her hands, threatening to shred it. “No one has spoken of this estate in all the years I was at the Abbey. It must be beyond horrible.”
Kirby glanced out the window. Although many called it Exmoor Forest, he saw few trees beyond the hedgerows edging the road. The steep hills were covered with heather and gorse before dropping into bogs where no wise man would travel without a guide. Now, as night crept out to claim the bleak land, he longed for the familiar comfort of the kitchen hearth and a freshly laid fire at Wolfe Abbey. “It is, one must acknowledge, far from anything else.”
“A most fearsome prospect,” Mrs. Ditwiller replied.
Or a most convenient one. Lorenzo Wolfe kept his eyes closed’ as the conversation continued to swirl in whispers around him and the carriage bounced beneath him with the enthusiasm of a child on a bed. He appreciated the concerns expressed by his loyal staff. They were traveling with him in the carriage after the fourgon, which should have been carrying the servants and the boxes, had broken down miles back near Minehead. To his mind, coming to Moorsea Manor was the best of all that could have happened. Sometimes, he wanted to believe, things just had a way of working out quite conveniently.
“Blast!” he muttered under his breath when his head banged off the side of the coach as the wheels struck another cavity along the twisting road. He could not fault the coachee. This road through Exmoor had more holes than a sieve.
“Awake, my lord?” asked Mrs. Ditwiller gently.
“Yes.” He rubbed his skull. He did not want to arrive at Moorsea Manor as battered as a gentleman of the fists who had just had his nose introduced to a bunch of fives. “The first thing I shall do upon arriving at Moorsea Manor is find out who is responsible for this road and have it repaired posthaste.”
Kirby laughed again. “Probably you, my lord.”
“You may be right.” Lorenzo folded his arms over his wrinkled coat and smiled at his valet, whose features were lost in the darkness. Thank goodness for Kirby’s sense of the absurd. Lorenzo was letting Mrs. Ditwiller’s dismay infect him until he was worrying like an old tough watching over her young charge at the beginning of the Season. As lord of Moorsea Manor, he might wish to keep this road in a state of steady disrepair. It would allow him the privacy he craved.
He had not guessed life would lead him in this direction. He never had visited Exmoor, but, before the twilight had cut off his views of the undulating hills and brooklets that appeared and disappeared with the skill of a ginn, he had delighted in the rough and untamed beauty of this land rising from the Bristol Channel. The views brought pretty phrases into his mind, phrases of sunlight and shadows, phrases of the play of the wind through the low-lying shrubs and clumps of trees, phrases he could manipulate into poems.
Now he would be taking up residence here in this grand, forbidding land. Mayhap if he kept telling himself that things would work out quite conveniently he would begin to believe it instead of thinking of his book-room back at Wolfe Abbey where he had withdrawn each evening to enjoy his writing and reading.
“Shan’t be much longer, my lord,” Kirby said.
Lorenzo’s smile became taut. He could not tell his valet how he despised that title which he once before had possessed. Then he had believed, as most others had, that his cousin Corey had been slain on a battlefield in France. Corey had come home, and Lorenzo had gladly relinquished the title to him.
Now he was a peer once more. He had never met his mother’s late brother who had cut himself off from the rest of the family long before Lorenzo was born. He guessed the separation had been over some sort of a disagreement, but no one had ever spoken of the matter. The previous Lord Moorsea seldom had wandered far from his estate of Moorsea Manor upon its hilltop in Exmoor, and none of the family had ever called. Lorenzo had not even known of this uncle’s existence until only a few years ago when his mother died. Among her papers had been a letter to her only child where she mentioned that she had a brother named Francis who was Lord Moorsea.
“Our arrival shall come none too soon,” Lorenzo replied when Gil shifted again on the seat which had grown more uncomfortable with every hour of travel. He moved his legs, so the lad could stretch his out in the narrow space between the seats. When his feet struck a small bag, Lorenzo lifted it on his lap. This bag must arrive undamaged at Moorsea Manor.
“Especially when night is falling.” Mrs. Ditwiller cast a fearful glance at the window at the night.
Lorenzo laughed, wanting to ease the housekeeper’s dire expression that did not fit well on her round face. “Do not tell me that you believe all those tales stuffed into your head before we left, Mrs. Ditwiller.”
“Which tales?” asked Gil eagerly.
“Tales,” Kirby replied, his voice dropping to a whisper, “so appalling you would never be able to close your eyes in sleep again. Tales of people who go out into the night and vanish, never to be heard of ever again. Tales of black magic and evil curses. Tales—”
“Enough!” Lorenzo laughed. “Look at them. They believe you.”
Mrs. Ditwiller raised her chin. “I know better than to heed Kirby, my lord.”
“You are a sensible woman,” Lorenzo agreed as she sniffed at Kirby, who was grinning so broadly that Lorenzo could see it in the dim light, “which is why, Mrs. Ditwiller, I asked you to join me here.”
“Sense has nothing to do with what might lurk out in the darkness.”
“Exmoor may be little traveled even now, but it probably is less dangerous than any other part of England. Few knights of the pad would venture over these precipitous hills when their sole reward for their felonious activities could be a mired mount.”
Kirby leaned forward, lowering his voice to a near whisper. “Might be other reasons no one is abroad after dark. We have not met another vehicle or anyone on foot for the past hour.”
“Mayhap the folks in these parts are wise enough to keep their journeys short.” He resisted the temptation to rub the ache in his back as the carriage dropped into yet another hole in the uneven road.
The trapdoor in the top of the carriage opened, and a cheerful voice called, “See the lights out yer left window? Moorsea Manor be right ahead of us, my lord.”
Lorenzo ignored Mrs. Ditwiller’s mutter of “Finally!” and peered out the window. Fog coiled like phantasmagorical serpents along the ground, glowing in the dim moonlight with the cold fire of a dragon’s breath. Stars glittered with unobtainable light, far beyond any mortal’s reach. When a pair of them shifted through the tree branches, he realized they were not stars, but lanterns hung by the stone gates of what must be Moorsea Manor. He was intrigued to see what appeared to be an ancient stone wall leading back from the gates. Even in the dim light, he could see enough to guess the wall must predate the invasion by the Normans.
His smile returned. This could be most interesting. Only his love of writing and quiet contemplation eclipsed his delight in studying history. Mayhap some enlightening and possibly rare tidbits waited to be found on the grounds. He needed to ignore Mrs. Ditwiller’s cries of doom and enjoy the good fortune that had brought him to this place.
“Where is the house?” asked Gil, sticking his head out the window as he peered in both directions. “Can’t see a dashed thing in this fog.”
“Patience.”
“You may have patience, my lord.” He grimaced as he pulled his head back into the carriage with a yelp. Branches from the hedgerow growing out into the road brushed the sides of the carriage, scratching like a giant cat. “But not me. Been traveling over this feather-bed lane for too long.”
Lorenzo rested his elbow on the edge of the window, then pulled it back as more branches struck the carriage. Dash it! This road must not have been trimmed back in his lifetime. He liked privacy, but not to the point that it ruined his carriage. He wished his eyes could sift through the fog to see the house that once had been as familiar to his mother as Wolfe Abbey became when she wed his grandfather’s second son. Odd, that she had not reminisced about this house once in his hearing. He was tempted to speak of his curiosity, but Mrs. Ditwiller was certain to see some malevolence in what must have been nothing more than the result of a misunderstanding.
That misunderstanding was now over, because both his mother and her brother were dead. And Moorsea Manor was about to become his new home. He hoped this rough journey augured a good beginning for his new life, for his cousins were now well settled with their own lives. Here he could do as he wished—study and write his beloved poetry about the rugged landscape that surrounded him. He hoped the old house, that he was told by his late uncle’s solicitors had been standing since the reign of the first Richard, would be as isolated and peaceful as any he could imagine.
A quiet life. That was what he wanted.
One of the horses whinnied nervously, and Mrs. Ditwiller gasped a prayer against the undead. Lorenzo waited for a teasing comment from Kirby or Gil, but they remained silent. He was amazed, then realized they shared the housekeeper’s anxiety.
When daylight returned, they would see that they were allowing the stories they had heard, stories that were most likely untrue and had been devised by the servants at Wolfe Abbey, to unnerve them.
The house loomed out of the trees, a dark block within the fog rising to consume the night. Dozens of windows were lit, but the glow barely reached the road. The walls jutted out at every possible angle. The roof could not be seen through the darkness, but Lorenzo noted something hanging high up under the eaves. He hoped it was not a section of the roof that was in need of repair. On the morrow, he would take a tour of his new property and see what obligations he had inherited along with his title.
When the carriage slowed, Lorenzo shoved the door open, too eager to get out and stretch and explore his new home to worry about ceremony. He gripped the handles of his small bag. The leather struck the door as he climbed out, but it had been battered by many trips along the sea cliffs by Wolfe Abbey, for he took this bag with him everywhere.
Turning, he offered his hand to Mrs. Ditwiller. She giggled like a chit, although she was older than he by nearly a decade, and he realized that once again he was constrained by his new rôle. An earl should not be offering his help to his housekeeper. When he had served as master of Wolfe Abbey until Corey had returned, he found these restraints of propriety and rank irritating. Now he was encased by the strangulating rules again.
But he need not be. He could become as eccentric as his uncle, never leaving Moorsea Manor and living his life in peace and introspection exactly as he wished. A most pleasing prospect.
Leaving the others to tend to the bags and boxes crammed into the boot and stacked atop the carriage, he strode up the steps. The four steps were half-circles with some sort of design engraved into them. He tried to see in the faint light from the carriage lantern, but either the design was so worn by weather and time or the light was just too scanty. He could not discern what the pattern might be.
Tomorrow, he promised himself. Tomorrow he would act like a child with a new toy that was sure to become beloved. He would explore the manor house and then the grounds. It might take him weeks, but he could envision no better way to spend his first fortnights here at Moorsea Manor.
When the front door did not swing open to admit him, Lorenzo frowned. The house was lit inside like a Covent Garden theater stage. Someone must be within. A chuckle welled up within him, but he swallowed it. If visitors seldom called, any footmen who watched this door might have grown lax at the post. Not, altogether, a bad thing.
“Allow me, my lord.” Kirby took the steps two at a time and reached for the door and gave him a wide grin. “Let me be the first to welcome you to Moorsea Manor.”
Lorenzo freed his chuckle, which was tinged with regret. This place well-suited him, but he wondered how Kirby would fare. Here, his short, round valet might find little opportunity to savor his fondness for emoting and poking fun, at every possible moment. Although his family had questioned why Lorenzo, who preferred serenity, would want Kirby serving him, Lorenzo suspected it was simply that they shared a sense of dry humor few others understood.
“Thank you, Kirby,” he said with all the exaggerated gentility that his valet’s voice contained. Amazing that they could still laugh in the wake of this seemingly endless journey from Wolfe Abbey far north of here near the Lake District.
The light poured out, an unstoppable flood, as the door opened. Dozens of voices, each of them high with strong emotion, pounded Lorenzo’s ears. As he stepped into the foyer, he wondered if all the residents of Moorsea Manor and half the shire were squeezed into the space. It was not a small area, but choke-full of people who all had their backs to him.
Even as he tried to sort out the chaos of the voices, he stared about him. He could not help but admire the rafters woven in the ceiling three stories above him. He had time to do little more than give the heavy, oak staircase a cursory glance. Even the ironwork lanterns hanging from the walls that were criss-crossed with boards and plaster in a decidedly Tudor motif earned no more attention than just the corner of his eye as one voice rose above the others.
A woman’s voice.
“Why are you just standing there?” The woman’s question was tinged with despair. “Go! Now!”
Kirby back-pedaled, nearly bumping into Lorenzo when someone shoved past and ran through the door at a high speed. The lad tripped on his own feet and stumbled down the steps
before recovering. He ignored Lorenzo’s half-spoken question as he stared at Mrs. Ditwiller’s wide-open mouth and eyes. The lad then vanished into the darkness.
“I have no idea what is going on here,” Kirby said and stepped aside to let the housekeeper enter. “Sounds like a goodwife about to give her husband a curtain-lecture.”
Lorenzo had no idea what was happening either. He stared at the people filling the foyer. One or two people stared back at him before bending to whisper to one another and point at him, but most of the eyes were focused on a woman standing at the foot of the stairs.
Lorenzo could not blame them for staring at the woman. She was unquestionably beautiful, although her hair was a bold shade of red. Within her heart-shaped face, that was the perfect size to be held between a man’s palms, her purple eyes flashed with emotion. Her gown flowed along her lithe curves, its lilac lace and silk flattering to her smooth skin. Across her shoulders, she wore the most outrageously patterned shawl he had ever seen. Its heavy fringe sifted down her arms, changing pattern with every motion.
When silence spread across the foyer as more and more of the people turned to look at him, the woman took note of the inattention to her words. She focused those incredible eyes on him and tapped her slender foot on the stone floor. “It is about time you got here.”
“Me? Who are you, madam?” He did not doubt she was of the Polite World, for her gown was well-made, although he could not judge if it were à la modality. He had not been to Town in several Seasons. He had no idea what a lady of the Polite World could be doing here about as far from London as she could get and still be within the borders of England.
She gave him no answer. She turned to speak with a woman who was wringing her apron as severely as Mrs. Ditwiller was her handkerchief.
“Does she belong here?” asked Kirby, scratching his head under his cap. With a lecherous grin, he added, “Do you think the old earl left her for you, too, my lord?”
Lorenzo scowled, and the valet’s smile vanished. No matter what sort of bumble-bath this was, Kirby should not be speaking so of a lady.
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