Be that as it may, by the time Jenny suddenly left me, I had gotten used to the constant oscillation in my feelings for her between friendliness and gratitude and aversion and irritation. You already know what I had to be grateful to her for, but what irritated me about her was her plebeian manner. For example, whenever she was sitting down with her fat legs spread wide (she had begun to put on weight, gentlemen), so that you could see her cunt, or not her cunt itself, but her underpants with her cunt underneath, she was too lazy to pull down her long skirt or straighten it. She wore long skirts in imitation of Nancy, her employer, who was always arrayed in the same uniform — skirts so long they even dragged in the snow and mud.
I would say to her, “Jenny, what do you dress like an old woman for? You’re only twenty-two. (She was already twenty-two! Time had passed.) And why do you have to sit in that vulgar way? Are you too lazy to move your legs?”
She would laugh, but if I continued to insist, she would get irritated and yell her invariable response: “Cut it out, Edward! Cut it out! Stop criticizing me. I’m sitting the way that’s natural and comfortable for me, and other people don’t have to look if they don’t like it!”
Once I drove her to tears that way. It was on a day when she looked particularly disgusting to me — her jaw was swollen from having her wisdom teeth removed and she had another pimple under her nose. She offended my aesthetic sense. That’s the sort of person I was then, gentlemen, but really, how could I help it! She was after all a sturdy and likable girl and could have looked a lot better; she could have used a little makeup, say. I told her all that then, and she started crying.
“Why do you keep criticizing me! You act like you’re my teacher!” she said. “Instead of encouraging me, you make me feel like a nothing.”
I told Jenny that I didn’t always do what other people told me either, but I listened to what they had to say and considered it, and if I found something useful in their criticism, then I tried to bear it in mind and change. And that I wasn’t criticizing her to humiliate her or show that I was better than she was, but only to make her better, since I cared about her. The crafty liar Limonov.
“And really, Jenny,” I said, now completely into my didactic role, “how much longer are you going to waste your time with Martha, Jennifer, and even Bridget, when it comes down to it? You need to spend more time with cultivated people and read more and maybe even go to school somewhere. Even at my age, I’ve thought at times of studying at Columbia University. You’re a smart girl, Jenny, and you aren’t going to be Steven Grey’s housekeeper forever. The people you go around with now are much less than you are. You’re obviously much brighter than they are and much more talented.”
Jenny stopped crying and perked up and started making plans. “You’re right, Edward, I should go to school,” she said enthusiastically, and we began discussing where she could go. But having made her plans, Jenny didn’t have the strength to carry them out. She was lazy and given to inertia. She had an innate intelligence and was streetwise the way simple people are, and she was very sarcastic, but God, what did I want from her anyway, that she’d become another Marie Sklodowska Curie and for my sake turn herself into something diametrically opposed to what she actually was? No one can leap higher than their ceiling, and you can’t make a lady out of a servant girl. And I didn’t. All Jenny would ever be was a mama cow. If only she’d had ambition, but unfortunately no, I never found a drop of it in her, except for a certain pride in me, her boyfriend, if you can call that ambition. Once Jenny told me, “You’re a typical poet, Edward, with long wavy hair just like you’re supposed to have,” and she touched my hair. “Just like Lord Byron.” She said this last phrase with pleasure and respect. Yes, perhaps I was her ambition, and she was doing her best to win me, but what if she couldn’t, and went down in defeat?
The next day she was sitting barefoot and unkempt in the kitchen of the millionaire’s house once again and chattering with her usual Jennifer, Martha, or Bonny, who lived next door, and drinking beer, with her feet so dirty that Linda still remembers it now with horror.
The days and months went by as usual, one weekend replacing another on the roof of the millionaire’s house, and then the summer was gone. In August 1978 Jenny took me to California. It was her vacation, and mine too in a way, the first one I’d had in the three years I’d been in America. We had in the meantime tried to put some money aside. “Save your money, Edward,” Jenny told me. “Saving money” sounded ridiculous in my case. I had plastered and whitewashed two apartments, the full extent of my earnings for the summer, so that Jenny ended up paying for my part of the trip, which made me sick. Even though she was my girlfriend and I was an opportunist, it still made me sick; it’s better to have your own money and not depend on anybody else for anything.
We flew to California with Jenny’s friend Martha; it was her vacation too. And there in California, with the participation of Martha and the poet Alyoshka Slavkov, a friend of mine who at the time was living in Michigan and working for a publisher of Russian books, the final act of the story of Jenny’s and my romance was played out — a story that had begun by error.
I, who sometimes view my life as the labors of Hercules or the travels of Odysseus, was glad when after several days in gigantic Los Angeles and depressing circumstances in the vast, beautiful home of Isabelle, who had only just moved there with her dogs and Valentine ill with cancer and Chloe and Rudy, we finally went to live in a redwood forest, an arena more fitting for Herculean labors. Jenny’s father and mother owned a little piece of warm California land that in its own way was quite wonderful — a redwood grove and a real saloon built a hundred and fifty years before by the first California loggers. The four of us tumbled out of the car and into the saloon one splendid August day and distributed our things in the upstairs rooms that had once belonged to prostitutes. The fact is, the saloon had stood virtually untouched for its whole one hundred and fifty years; nobody had remodeled it, and Jenny’s parents only went there once every couple of years. On the first floor, just as in all the saloons I’d seen in the movies, there was a bar and an immense fireplace, to the left of which a wooden staircase led upstairs to the second floor — to the prostitutes’ rooms. It’s obviously very symbolic that the last time I fucked that peasant angel was in one of those very rooms.
We had picked up Alyoshka Slavkov in Los Angeles and taken him to the forest with us immediately after renting an idiotically uncomfortable beige Toyota that looked like a piece of soap in shape and color and that stank like a toilet inside.
If you’ve never been in a redwood forest in your life, it will be very difficult for you to imagine. Darkness reigned there. A little sunlight fell on the small meadow where the saloon stood, but the rest of the Jackson property lay in the shadow of the giant trees and therefore in a kind of permanent green darkness. In the evening packs of husky raccoons would come out of the trees to the campfire Alyoshka and I had built near a rude fireplace made of stone, and beg in the hope of making off with something. If I turned the beam of the flashlight toward the huge tree that was closest to the fire, the whole band of them, sometimes as many as five or six raccoons, would freeze in place in their fur coats with only their eyes gleaming. If we left the kitchen door open, they would come in there too, unafraid of its bright electric lights, and after taking whatever food was offered, would run heavily away. At night we could hear them walking on the roof. I liked the raccoons. There was also a kind of dark blue bird living in the redwood forest, which I fed bread and called a “blue jeans bird,” since it was exactly that unbelievably artificial color.
Jenny’s brother Robert was the only one living at the saloon when we got there; I had met him, you’ll recall, at their parents’ house in Virginia. This young man lived an easygoing and carefree life, accumulating an immense quantity of trash in black plastic bags. The only reason he didn’t have problems with rats is that the raccoons would probably have gobbled them up if they had come. The raccoons had ch
ewed through the bags which were heaped in a pile under a tree next to the kitchen, and the whole area around the saloon looked like a dump.
Robert’s morning began at six. At least whenever I would get up very early myself, I would find the young man sitting in the kitchen next to the already lit iron stove, his morning joint gaily glowing between his lips. As the day progressed, he smoked more and more, and when evening came, he would cook himself up on the same stove a stinking paste of hallucinogenic Mexican mushrooms. Sometimes his friends would come to visit him from the nearby college campus in old cars, and they would all sit out on the veranda and take turns scraping out mushrooms from the pot with an aluminum spoon. What Robert was trying to do remains a mystery to me. The only food he ever ate in front of me was carrots. He was a vegetarian, and there was always an inexhaustible supply of carrots in the refrigerator, which Robert and his friends and Jenny and Martha made juice with, and then drank. They must, I think, have consumed dozens of pounds of carrots. Jenny claimed that Robert ate our vegetables too, our vegetables and our bread, since he didn’t have any money of his own — or so she said. But it’s also possible she was exaggerating.
The skinny, likable Robert, with his utterly vacant, ethereal gaze, was the mildest of creatures. True, the only time he was capable of grasping anything, in my opinion, was in the morning. Whenever I opened the refrigerator to get my morning can of beer — which is how I started my own day, since Alyoshka and I were drinking heavily — Robert would always ask in amazement, “Beer at eight o’clock in the morning, Edward?” and grin and shake his head. And I, motioning at his invariable joint, would say, “A joint at eight o’clock in the morning, Robert?” and shake my own head. He was a very “cool dude,” this Robert, and later on, when Jenny and I started having our arguments and disagreements, he couldn’t understand at all why we weren’t getting along with each other.
“What are you arguing about?” he said to me one morning. “Jenny and you, Edward, are getting upset over nothing. You should take it easy; after all, you don’t have anything to argue about. I eat my mushrooms, and then everything’s fine with me. The world’s really beautiful, you know… Do you want some mushrooms, Edward? They’re cheap — five dollars a bag. You can even order them by mail…”
For us Robert was something like God’s own representative in the redwood forest. He had a calming effect on us, but of course not even he could keep us from dividing into two camps.
Sometimes it seems to me that if it hadn’t been for Alyoshka, I might not have lost Jenny then, but it’s possible it only seems that way. I realized even in Los Angeles that with the four of us in one car the trip wasn’t going to be an easy one. We could never agree about anything. If Alyoshka and I wanted to spend the day at the beach, the girls wanted to go to a restaurant and then to a movie, and so on. If you also add to our continual disagreements the fact that Martha was a complete stranger to Alyoshka and that during the whole trip he never had, as far as I could tell, the slightest desire to fuck her, as well as the fact that Jenny’s and my sexual relations weren’t giving us any pleasure, then you can imagine how we, a group of strangers irritated with each other, felt in that tin can of a car. Jenny, moreover, did all the driving. Alyoshka still didn’t know how to drive then, I wouldn’t have trusted myself with the car, and Martha didn’t drive either for some reason, and so Alyoshka and I found ourselves completely at the mercy of their coalition.
Once enclosed in that small space, we discovered that we were all very different. And not just because Alyoshka and I were Russians and the girls were Americans — no. After all, Alyoshka’s English was excellent and he was moreover already enrolled in a graduate program, while I myself had in fact forgotten more of Russia than I remembered. But the girls had their own interests, and we had ours.
Health food, for example. Alyoshka and I laughed heartily at their passionate faith in health food and made fun of it every chance we got. Whenever we stopped at a health food store, and there are a great many of them in California, I tried to find out from Jenny how she knew that the food — shitty tomatoes, the famous carrots, and rotten onions — had in fact been grown without the use of chemical fertilizers. And what if they had? Jenny got mad when I laughingly maintained that the owners of all the health food stores were crooks, and that they bought spoiled produce from the supermarkets around the corner and sold it to her as wholesome food. I would have kept quiet if the shitty health food hadn’t cost twice as much as the much more wholesome-looking «normal» food.
The girls also had huge jars full of various kinds of vitamins with them, which they would constantly bring out during the trip and share with each other. “Do you want to try some B-2, Jenny?” or, “Why don’t you give me some C with A-6, Martha!” So went their little conversations.
I might have put up with the girls better by myself, much better — I wouldn’t have paid any attention to them, but Alyoshka and I continually egged each other on, and since we were speaking Russian, we unfortunately had the fatal ability to say whatever we wanted about our opponents in their presence. If we had had only one common language, we would necessarily have restrained ourselves and spoken less, instead of spinning a web of hysteria together.
The girls’ conversation was little more than gossip. They chattered incessantly about Steven and his lovers, about Nancy and her love affairs, and about their own mutual acquaintances and their love affairs, but never about books or politics.
Alyoshka and I discussed Russian and English and world literature for three days or so until we got tired of it. I’m not saying our conversations were more interesting than theirs — you can chatter boringly about literature, too, and I in fact talk less and less about it now than I used to — but only that our conversations were of no interest to them, whereas to Alyoshka and me theirs were merely the primitive babbling of servant girls. Yet the fact remained that we were divided into two hostile factions, and that I was in the worst position of anybody, since both Jenny and Alyoshka came to me whenever they were unhappy about anything at all, and Alyoshka moreover told me whatever was on his mind in a language the girls didn’t understand, thereby implicating me in his hysteria too.
He said that they were stupid country girls, but I already knew that they were simple and dumb and boring. But I couldn’t tell Alyoshka in so many words that those girls were in fact just what we deserved then — if we had deserved any better, we would in fact have been traveling with them. That was something I had always understood very clearly; it was an objective reality. Just as the fact that I was traveling at Jenny’s expense was an objective reality.
In short, I had several fallings out with Jenny because of Alyoshka, during which she screamed that it was her first vacation in almost four years and that she had the right to rest in whatever way she liked, even if it only meant not being criticized every minute. “I don’t care about your literature! Fuck your literature and politics!” she screamed. And for the first time in my life I heard her say, “I’m paying!”
I told her that there that was no question about her right to rest any way she liked, and that, yes, she was paying, but since she had taken me with her — I hadn’t imposed myself on her — I had certain rights too…
We couldn’t reach any agreement and drifted further and further apart. In the evenings, Alyoshka and I sat by the fire, and I made ukha, or Russian fish soup, and drank vodka from a huge bottle, while Jenny and Martha made a point of going to restaurants in town, first Japanese and then something else. We were virtually enemies.
Seeing the state of affairs, Alyoshka decided to go back to Los Angeles and stay there with a friend for a while, especially since he was also finding our health food diet expensive — he was a student, remember. Once more I found myself caught between two fires. I understood Alyoshka, who was complaining that he was running out of money too fast — I myself had scraped by for several years, and many of my more impoverished friends got by on very small amounts of money, so that it was pos
sible to understand him. The standard of living of the millionaire’s housekeeper was much higher than that of the student Alyoshka. But I could also understand Jenny’s point of view when she complained to me that Alyoshka hadn’t given her enough money, and that he obviously expected her and Martha to feed him at their own expense. If I hadn’t known Jenny, I would have thought she was cheap, but she wasn’t. It was just that we had all driven each other to the point of hysteria while rolling along the highways of California inside that tin can. We should never have gotten together in one group, or at least we shouldn’t have taken Alyoshka with us. Then I would have been able to take an ironic tack with the girls and we wouldn’t have become enemies…
I breathed a sigh of relief when we deposited Alyoshka on one of Los Angeles’ little green streets. I embraced him, and he trudged away. The girls too were much happier when I got back to the Toyota, and I hoped the remainder of our trip would be more pleasant.
And so it was for a while. After leaving part of our things at the saloon in the redwood forest, we turned the nose of our Toyota northward and set off for the town of Carmel, where an automobile “concours d’élégance” was supposed to take place. Steven Grey and his whole family were there — he was an exhibition sponsor, of course.
God, how some people in the United States live! Racing along the Seventeen-mile Drive on our way to Carmel, I saw green golf courses with men and women dressed in linen golf clothes taking aim at the ball with their clubs or crossing the greens in little white electric cars. And I saw buildings surrounded by virtual fortress walls, one as big as the Mauritanian Citadel or the Novodevichy Convent in Moscow and perched on a cliff, so that it would have been possible to jump from the windows of that little house into the crashing Pacific below. Everywhere were walls of flowers, palm trees, grape arbors, and then again along the road the extraordinary dwellings of the rich receding into the distance.
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