"The least you could have done," he drawled, "was to keep on the underwear and the coat. I like the coat."
Men—they all seemed to have a thing about fur coats.
"You said fight back," she said with a shrug. "So I did."
"That you did," Lake said as he picked his way through the shop. "I see you made a decent amount of sales, too."
He nodded to the half-empty racks.
"Yes, and all it took was me getting half naked and you buying a full-size picture of yourself in a tux."
"Seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Your ego knows no bounds, does it?"
"Hey, I had more offers to buy that picture than I did sales of underwear. I could have made a fortune."
Kirsty bit back a smile.
"So why didn't you sell it?"
"I was worried what they'd do with it," he said with a shrug. "I don't know if you've noticed, but the women in this town aren't all that predictable."
Kirsty laughed.
"Aye, it could have been used for target practice," she said.
"Or—as one woman told me—a fantasy aid in the bedroom."
Kirsty couldn't control the giggle that erupted. She waved as the pub staff left for the night. It was just her and Lake—alone. And for the first time since she met him, he didn't look all that threatening.
"As it is, Betty took the picture home with her," Lake said, looking bewildered.
That was all it took to send her over the edge. She was laughing so hard that she had to clutch her side.
"That's priceless," she said at last.
"Glad you think so," he drawled, but his eyes sparkled with mischief. "You're not the one who has to deal with Betty day in and day out."
Kirsty gave him a look that told him clearly that she wasn't buying his "poor me" act.
"One—I'm sure you can handle it. Two—I'm sure you deserve it," she said with a grin.
Lake ran a hand through his strawberry-blond hair.
"I'm not sure anyone deserves Betty," he said.
There was an awkward silence. Kirsty folded her arms and looked around her for something else to talk about. This wasn't the usual small-talk situation. This man was the enemy. The enemy who kept kissing her. The enemy who kissed her very well indeed. The silence stretched so far she couldn't stand it any more.
"Do you want a drink?" she heard herself ask.
"No, I'm hungry." The way his eyes darkened when he said that made her heart pick up pace.
"Going to the pub for some dinner?" she asked as she put some distance between them.
The corner of his mouth twitched with amusement and she got the nasty feeling he could read her mind. She inched towards the counter.
"Why? Do you want to join me?"
Kirsty shook her head. She cleared her throat. It was suddenly hard to speak. Lake didn't help. He studied her as though she was some sort of experiment. Well, she wasn't. She pushed up her chin. She was stronger than she looked. Hadn't she won the war today? She looked at his smiling lips and his clear blue eyes and suddenly didn't want him to go. She wasn't sure what she wanted him to do, but she didn't want him to leave. Not just yet, anyway.
"I'm making pasta," she said, disgusted that her voice had a quaver in it. "You can have some if you want."
It's only food, she told herself, no big deal. Her insides churned in disagreement.
"It's not a truce or anything," she clarified. "Especially as I'm now winning the war. It's only dinner."
More twitching mouth. She wished the man would smile and get it over with.
"You're not winning," he said as he took a step towards her. "And it isn't only dinner."
For a minute she wondered if he knew that she'd never before asked a man up to her flat above the shop. His clear blue eyes focused in on her. Her mouth went dry. He took another step towards her and she fought the urge to run. Suddenly asking Lake to dinner was the most foolish idea she'd ever had.
"Look, you don't need to come if you don't want to," she said.
"Oh, I want to come," he told her in that deep, lazy voice of his.
He rounded the counter to stand in front of her.
"But I'm not eating with you, Kirsty Campbell," he said. Kirsty felt her shoulders sag with relief. Lake's eyes twinkled; he'd seen her relax.
"Well, that's a shame, but probably for the best," Kirsty said as she took a little step back.
"I'm not letting you off the hook either," he told her as he closed the gap between them. "We both know that if I go upstairs with you, I'll want a lot more than dinner."
Kirsty gasped. Lake smiled. He placed his palm on her cheek. She'd never realised that every nerve in her body ran through that exact spot.
"I'll wait until you're sure what kind of invitation you're issuing," he said on a whisper as he leaned towards her.
Kirsty's head began to fog up a little.
"Until then," he murmured against her lips, "how about I give you something to think about?"
His kiss was lazy, thorough and tender. And lasted forever. When he pulled away, Kirsty wasn't even sure she could spell her name. From the look in Lake's eyes, he knew exactly how she felt. He brushed his thumb over her kiss-battered lower lip and made her sway towards him. As much as her mind was in turmoil over the man, her body shared none of its confusion. Her body wanted him. Her stupid body didn't remember that she wasn't the woman she once was. But her mind did.
As Lake turned and walked towards the door, Kirsty felt a flood of adrenalin.
"I have scars," she blurted.
With his grip on the door handle, he turned and smiled. Usually his face was a mask of controlled emotion. Not this time. This time Kirsty saw the rawness beneath the surface. He wanted her. Kirsty's hand flew to her mouth. He. Wanted. Her.
"I know," he said.
And then he was gone.
CHAPTER NINE
Once the national papers hit the shops, an emergency town meeting was called. Kirsty wasn't surprised. The town hadn't had this much publicity since that hermit guy had blown himself up while making homemade bombs in the hills outside town. The television crews had raved on about how he was a terrorist. The town had ignored them. Everyone knew Jimmy used the bombs to blast fish out of the loch. The town had been trying to stop him for years. The man was too blooming stupid to fish with a rod. Anyway, the meeting was called and with a sigh, Kirsty closed up shop, wrapped her pea-green woollen coat tight around her and headed to the Presbyterian Church hall—the only place in Invertary big enough to hold everyone. And everyone would definitely come.
The hall was packed by the time she'd walked up the main street to where the church stood on the corner of Dewar Street. It was cold in the hall. Fortunately someone had thought to turn up early and get the ancient heaters going—probably Caroline. It was exactly the kind of thing she would think of. Kirsty waved to her friend as she grabbed a seat in the middle of the room. As usual, the front rows and the back rows had filled first. It was always the same. The folk who wanted to call out during the meeting sat in the front and those who wanted to sleep through it sat in the back. The normal people got the middle. She noted her mother and the rest of the women from Knit Or Die were in their usual spot at the front. They'd brought flasks of tea and sandwiches along with them.
There was a lectern set up at the front of the room. Dougal stood behind it, flicking through his notes. Behind him sat Caroline, the head teacher of the local high school who was the unofficial town treasurer and the Presbyterian vicar. The vicar was rumoured to be 120 and wasn't past hitting you with his cane if you annoyed him. As Dougal cleared his throat and leaned towards the microphone, Lake squeezed into the free chair beside her. Kirsty smiled politely, but felt her heartbeat speed up. Damn man was hardwired into her system.
"As unofficial town mayor, I call this meeting to order," Dougal's voice boomed.
Lake leaned towards her, making her skin prickle with awareness.
"Why isn't he
the official mayor?" he asked.
"We had a vote once, but no one turned up. Everyone figured that Dougal would win. Seemed pointless to vote when he's doing the job anyway."
Lake shook his head.
"You will all have seen the headlines," Dougal said. His voice echoed around the room. "Andrew. Screen," he bellowed.
"While you're at it, Andrew, turn down the volume on Dougal," said Reverend Morrison.
The young guy in charge of audio-visuals pressed some buttons and a photo of The Scotsman's front page appeared on the wall.
"This is what we need to deal with," Dougal said at a more normal level. He tugged his green tartan waistcoat over his belly and pointed at the wall. "We're attracting a lot of attention and we need to put it to good use—before we become a national laughing stock."
Kirsty cringed as she read the headline: InverTARTY, the sexy side of Highland living.
"I think it's great," said Lake.
"You would," whispered Kirsty.
"Now," Dougal said. "The unofficial town council has had a talk about this and we think that it's best to take it in good humour. If we kick up a fuss, it will make us look like we're small-minded. Instead we think that we should capitalise on it and use the publicity to get more people into town for our famous market."
"I'm guessing the market is only famous in Invertary," Lake whispered in her ear.
Kirsty narrowed her eyes at him.
"Caroline?" Dougal bellowed, although she was right beside him.
Caroline walked to the lectern, her back ramrod straight as usual. She was wearing another grey suit. Kirsty made a mental note to buy her something colourful for Christmas—if the shop made enough money by then for her to buy presents.
"The market website has received a lot more hits than usual," Caroline was saying. "Accommodation at the Scottie Dog is now full and Mrs Granger's Bed and Breakfast only has one bed left. The campsite has reported that people are planning to bring their caravans."
"Can we at least agree to tell anyone with a tent to get lost this year?" someone shouted.
Lake nudged Kirsty with his elbow.
"Someone almost died of hypothermia when they camped out last year," she told him.
"Amateurs," he said.
"There will be no camping this year," Caroline said firmly. "A dead tourist wouldn't be good for business."
"No kidding," muttered Lake.
Kirsty ignored him.
"What we need," continued Caroline, "is for more houses to open up as temporary B+B's. Raise your hand if you're interested and someone will come around, inspect the place and give you an official certificate."
She pointed at the boy on audio-visuals and a copy of the certificate appeared on the wall. It said: Official accommodation approved by the unofficial Invertary council. Kirsty could feel Lake's shoulders shake beside her as he laughed silently.
"We've also decided to advertise the market a little more aggressively in the next few weeks," Caroline said. "Needless to say, Kirsty's fashion show will now be the headline event and everything will revolve around it." She glanced at her notes. "The show will take place on the last weekend of the market. That's the Saturday before Christmas."
Kirsty felt a flush of pure joy. One minute she had no money for advertising and the next the town was going to pay for it. Then Lake stood up.
"As half of the 'tarty' in 'InverTARTY'," he said in that lazy drawl of his, "I think it's only fair that all of the lingerie shops in town get to take part in the fashion show."
Caroline's cheeks turned pink as she realised she'd let the cat out of the bag.
"No," shouted Kirsty. "It's my show."
She shot to her feet beside Lake and appealed to the room.
"I planned it. I've been working on it and it wouldn't be fair for Lake to take part. He can do his own thing."
There weren't as many nodding heads as she would have liked.
"Well," he said with a smile, "I planned an opening, I paid for it and I worked on it, but that didn't stop you elbowing in—did it?"
"That's not the same thing and you know it," she told him.
He pushed his hands into his jeans pocket as he, she assumed, tried to look all cuddly and non-threatening.
"Come on, people," Kirsty said. "You're not seriously thinking he should be a part of the runway show?"
"If you think about it," said Dougal, "he was the one who invited the national press. We wouldn't even be having this meeting if it wasn't for him."
"You wouldn't be worried about being called InverTARTY either," she pointed out.
"Still," Dougal said. "It will bring a lot of business to the town."
Now everybody was nodding and mumbling agreement. Kirsty's mum stood up.
"I think Kirsty has enough clout to attract attention on her own. We don't need the other shop. After all, she was a very famous lingerie model in her own right," she said, and Knit or Die whooped in agreement.
Kirsty smiled smugly at Lake.
"This isn't about who's most famous," Lake said. "It's about being fair." The devil appealed to Caroline. "Do you think it's fair that only one lingerie shop gets to have a fashion show during the market?" he asked, all fake innocence.
The women of Knit Or Die groaned. Everyone knew that you never questioned whether Caroline was being fair or not. She prided herself on her sense of fairness—that and her high moral standards.
"Oh," Caroline said, and gave Kirsty a pained look.
Don't you dare, Kirsty told Caroline by telepathy.
"If you put it like that," Caroline said, "I guess it should be both shops."
That blasted telepathy never worked. Caroline mouthed "sorry" at Kirsty.
"Fine, he can have a show, but he can't have mine." Kirsty folded her arms and took a step away from Lake, crowding out the person beside her.
"Actually I have an idea about the show," Lake said.
Kirsty threw up her hands in despair.
"Are you trying to kill me here?" she demanded.
He smiled sweetly.
"I thought, same show, same night," he carried on. "We can have a lingerie competition, make people vote for their favourite runway show, we can call it Battle Of The Bras."
The crowd went wild. They loved every sick word falling from his lips. Kirsty scowled at him.
"You came up with that on the spur of the moment?" she said to him as everyone spoke at once around her.
He smiled with fake innocence. Little bells went off in Kirsty's head.
"You already knew about the show," she said. "Who told you?"
"No one."
And then it clicked.
"You broke into my place, didn't you? You messed with my website and saw my plans on the desk."
"Me?" He pointed at himself in mock innocence.
"You're going to pay for that," she told him.
He just grinned.
"Pipe down," Dougal boomed over the crowd.
There was a sort of silence. It felt like the room was humming.
"We have a decision," Dougal said. "We're going with Lake's idea. A double show. Battle Of The Bras." He pointed at the two of them. "But keep it clean," he ordered.
"Or you'll answer to me," the vicar said, and waved his stick.
"Wait a minute," piped up Morag McKay.
There was a very loud collective groan that made her sneer.
"What about the fact these two are dragging the good name of this town through the dirt with their licentious behaviour and public nudity?"
Everyone gawked at her. Dougal shook his head.
"Put your hand up if you care about anything Morag just said," he asked the room.
Morag and her cronies raised their hands. Dougal hit the lectern with his gavel.
"It's official, Morag," he told her. "No one gives a flying fig about your complaint."
Morag huffed so hard you could practically see the steam rising from her head.
"Now, back to the matter in ha
nd. Kirsty? What are we doing about models?"
Kirsty dragged her eyes away from Lake. She was trying to maim him with a glare.
"We'll need to have auditions," she told Dougal.
"Joint auditions," piped in Lake.
"Get lost," said Kirsty.
"Behave yourselves," shouted the vicar.
"I'll be in charge of the auditions," Caroline said at last. "You two can turn up and you can both pick. I'll work out a fair system for that to happen."
Kirsty grumbled under her breath about having a best friend who was so interested in being fair that she stabbed you in the back. Lake chuckled again.
"Meeting adjourned," Dougal bellowed before anyone could say anything else. "There's a special at the pub, tonight only, cheap chips if anyone is interested."
With that the hall cleared pretty quickly. Kirsty glared at Lake as he exited with the rest of them. She made her way to her traitorous best friend.
"I'm sorry," Caroline said before Kirsty could open her mouth.
"I know," Kirsty said with frustration. "Sometimes I wish you weren't so honest and set on being fair."
"I'm sorry," Caroline said again.
Kirsty knew she was genuinely upset about the whole thing. She pulled her friend into a hug.
"You can make up for it by making sure I get all the best models," she said.
"Ah," Caroline hedged.
"You know," Kirsty said as she linked arms with her friend and they left the hall together, "one of these days you're going to be in a situation where you have to choose between what's right and what's fair and your mind will explode."
"Thankfully, what's right and what's fair are usually the same thing," Caroline said.
Kirsty wasn't so sure. It may have been fair for Lake to take part in the show, but it sure as heck wasn't right. The women joined the crowd, walking through the cold, dark town to the pub. Chips on special weren't to be missed.
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