"No, no, I mean just... things."
"I am quite frightened of water-babies," he said, the words popping out without any thought at all.
"Water-babies?" She frowned, suspecting he was teasing her. "I've heard of them, but..."
"It was nothing, really. When my mother died, she left me a small legacy. Even though my older brother knew he would inherit the farm, he resented the fact she'd left the legacy to me. In his view, eldest took all, regardless. He got even by telling me horrific tales about how my mother had gone to pick cress for salad and had been abducted by water-babies, and because I was her favorite, they would come for me next. He was constantly knocking me down, sitting on me, then peering at my fingers and toes, claiming he saw webs growing between them. He even locked me in the well house once, where it was damp and cold and dark, and hung about outside making frog noises. I was frightened for days afterward."
Actually, Aufors still had occasional night terrors in which he dreamed himself turning into something green, clammy, and cold, but he was not tempted to confess this frailty to Genevieve.
"That's dreadful," she said, indignant on his behalf.
"It seemed so at the time, and I have never been really friendly with my brother since." Which, he thought, was a charitable way of putting it. "Now, let's go down this list of people, and then we'll look at your seating diagram."
They drilled on the names while Aufors changed the seating diagram about, saying, "Lady Alicia, Duchess Bellser-Bar of Merdune, the donor of your flowers, is cousin to Inelda, Countess Farmoor of Dania, who has not spoken to the Lady Alicia since a falling out over a matter of inheritance. The grandmother of both ladies favored the Duchess as more true to the family lineage, and Inelda has never forgiven her. Put them at opposite ends of the table. As a matter of fact, put the Duchess to your left, across from Prince Thumsort. She's done you a favor already, she's an interesting woman and her rank allows you to favor her, though Inelda will dislike you for it. And remember that the Invigilator of the Covenants, chief of all scrutators and a high-ranking member of the Tribunal, is at odds with Count Farmoor over a question of interpretation."
"What does that mean?"
"I have no idea. Nobles do not explain covenant matters to commoners. Tribunal matters are sacred and secret. Commoners are not even allowed to go near the Tribunal Building, for any reason. Nonetheless, I feel sure, seating them together would not be a good idea."
"I'll never learn the names of all the nobles!"
"Not if you had to learn them all, but you don't. Only the other six provincial Dukes and Duchesses are regularly here in court, together with a handful of the lesser nobility. Your father's military role has kept him free of attendance until now, and if a battle broke out anywhere, he'd probably be excused again. Just remember each Province's Duke is known by the name of the Province, as for example: Duke of Sealand or Duke of Merdune. Each county has an Earl or sometimes a Count, depending upon the original title, who is known by the name of the county, and within counties large estates are held by barons or viscounts. If you forget, flutter your eyelashes and smile."
He started to leave, then turned back. "Oh, I forgot to mention. Since the Prince is coming, there will be at least a couple of Aresian guards with him. The proper protocol is to take no notice of them, not even if they search behind curtains for weapons or run their detecting devices over your body."
"Really!" she breathed. "Take no notice!"
"No notice," he said. "Just... pretend they aren't there."
The Marshal came home, looked about himself in amazement, and came up to stick his head in Genevieve's door. "Didn't realize that dining room was so big."
"Well, we've never eaten in there, but it is a banqueting hall. Aufors says..."
"Who?"
"Colonel Leys, Father. He says the table is forty feet long."
"You called him Aufors," he said accusingly. "That's rather familiar, ain't it?"
She took a deep breath. "He's been very helpful, Father. If it hadn't been for Colonel Leys, we wouldn't have managed nearly so well. We have become friendly over this matter, and he is entitled to a little informality as a member of our household."
He grunted, glaring at her briefly. "Well, I don't like informality, not among my staff. I prefer them punctilious. Who're all the stiff-necked men just wandering around down there?"
She frowned. "The footmen hired for the night. If they're wandering around, it's because they have to be familiar enough with the house not to direct one of the gentlemen into the ladies' cloakroom or vice versa. We'll need them from time to time if you're going to do a lot of entertaining. And when our men from Langmarsh return home-as they must, their families are there-we'll need a couple of local men to do the heavier work." After a pause, she went on to tell him about the Prince's guards.
"That's an unfunny joke, Genevieve."
"It's not a joke, Father. Please, if you choose to disbelieve me, speak to the Colonel."
He grunted, gave her another of those slightly surprised, slightly offended looks, and went out.
She leaned against the wall, whispering to herself, "Give me strength to get through this evening."
As Delia was dressing her hair, Genevieve rehearsed the names of the guests. "... and Thumsort of Tansay, brother to the Lord Paramount, and his companion, the Lady Charmante, who, Aufors tells me, is actually a man who dresses as a woman, though I mustn't let on for a moment and daren't tell Father. Delia, have you ever heard of such a thing?"
"Heard of it, yes, lady. There was one in our village when my mother was a girl. Couldn't abide men's clothes. Said he was a woman's brain trapped in a man's body."
"Strange. I, myself..."
"What, my lady?"
She had been going to say that she, Genevieve, had sometimes felt she was a foreign, strange, alien brain caught in a girl's body, but this was not something for Delia to hear. "Gardagger, Duke Bellser-Bar of Mer-dune," she went on with her roll call, "and Alicia, the Duchess, who has provided our flowers for the evening... and Rongor, appointed by the Tribune as Invigilator of the Covenants, commander of the scrutators, who would be mightily offended if he knew about the Lady Charmante, as the covenants are strict on matters of gender."
She took a deep breath. "And of course, the heir, Prince of Havenor, Yugh Delganor, who may bring his guards whom we are to take no notice of..."
She wore again the mahogany gown with the rose decolletage. It fit her better than any other of her evening dresses, though she realized as she put it on that she would have to have something new for the next dinner, for everyone would have seen this one. According to Aufors, there were rules about that. If any of the guests were repeaters, one wore a gown only once in one's own house, though one could wear it again when invited to other peoples'. Where was she to find a dressmaker?
Her father was at her side and Aufors was at her elbow as the guests arrived.
"The Baron and Baroness Crawhouze," Halpern intoned, in a voice Genevieve had never heard him use before. An echoing, resonant, larger-than-life voice which leant dignity to every word. Oh, my, how could one live up to a voice like that. One might squeak. One might stutter. Of course, one was not allowed to do so!
"Baroness." She nodded, offering her hand. "Baron, delighted, so pleased that you could come."
"Chahming gull," said the Baron to her father, with a sidelong leer down her decolletage. "Chahming."
"Old goat," whispered Aufors, behind her.
"Don't," she whispered behind her hand. "If I giggle, I'm lost." The Prince arrived, with his guards, who showed considerable interest in areas behind draperies and shadowed corners but mercifully did not search any of the guests. When dinner was served, they stood straight as lances in the corners, their eyes on Yugh Delganor, who was seated at the Marshal's right. Prince Thumsort of Tansay was at Genevieve's right. The Prince was a talkative, elderly man with strong opinions about fish, which was his business, though, as he was quick to say, his
business was kept at arm's length. "Don't handle them. Can't abide handling them. Slimy things. Know all about them, though. From the golden talking fish of Merdune Lagoon to the slippery silver elvers of the Randor Isles, I know every blessed thing from egg to fin. Tansay's fortune is in fish!"
The Duchess of Bellser-Bar was on Genevieve's other side, a tall, voluptuous women with smooth black hair twisted into a complicated bun at the nape of her neck and creamy skin like thick matte velvet on which her separate features stood out as though painted: dark feathered eyes, dark swooping brows, scarlet recurved lips. Before Genevieve could ask about the talking fish, she spoke in a throaty, amused voice, saying:
"Don't listen to Tansy, my dear. His province knows only Havenpool and its fresh-water fish, but for salt-water fish, you must ask someone from my province of Merdune. We call all those Sealand people puddle jumpers, don't you know?"
"Oh, now, Alicia," said Prince Thumsort.
"Oh, now, Tansy," she retorted with a laugh. "Don't bore the girl to death with fish. Tell her about your son Edoard. That's what girls like hearing about. Young men." And she leered at Genevieve, a look of enormous and totally spurious complicity.
"That's him," the Prince retorted, pointing vaguely with his elbow. "Halfway down on your left. The one in the wine-colored coat, with the puffy front to his shirt. I can't see why the young ones like those puffy fronts. Always dropping food on them." And the Prince subsided into his soup.
"Duke Edoard is perfectly charming," murmured the Duchess, "He is third in line of succession, after Yugh Delganor and his father."
"What is he Duke of?" asked Genevieve.
"Not much so long as Thumsort is alive, though he dances beautifully, and he sings in a supercilious way that all the young ladies find absorbing. Shall you be absorbed?"
Genevieve smiled. "I doubt it, Your Grace, though if it is customary, I shall try."
"So do I doubt it, looking at you. Not the usual thing at all, are you?"
"What is the usual thing, Your Grace?"
"Please, don't Your Grace me. Call me Alicia. And I shall call you Genevieve. No, it's quite all right, don't blush. You are the daughter of a Duke, just as I am, though I rather gave the rank away for a time. The fact I eventually married another Duke, or one married me, is just part of the clutter. I read books, so I know it's clutter. Other worlds have not retained all these titles and castes, and they seem to get along quite well." She took a mouthful of soup, nodding at Genevieve to do the same. "You must keep eating, dear. Little nibbles, little spoonfuls, so your mouth won't be too full if someone asks a question, but always a tiny bit. Otherwise the whole dinner will be over, and you'll have had nothing. Now, the usual thing with girls is that they are rather silly."
"Mrs. Blessingham tries very hard to keep us from being silly," murmured Genevieve. "She says even though our roles are somewhat restrictive, we must not compensate by dramatizing ourselves, for there is nothing we can experience that generations of women before us have not experienced, nothing is new, not our lusts, not our hopes, not even our despair. She says that with few exceptions, nothing is as tragic as it seems, nor is anything quite as joyous as we dream it will be, and of all disasters, romantic notions are responsible for most."
"Dreadful to have one's little excesses smoothed away so uniformly," murmured the Duchess with a little smile. "Smile, dear. Appear to be enjoying yourself, or your papa will worry. And don't be offended with me. I have raised four girls myself, two of my own, Sybil and Lyndafal, and two that Gardagger had by his first wife. Such a tragedy. Gardagger and his first wife went on a tour, you know, shortly after their son was born, and she fell ill of the batfly fever and died! All three of his children were only babies when he married me. Luckily, they were malleable. I quite liked his girls, though they both died young, as did my Sybil." She took several more spoonfuls of soup and a bit of bread. "Your Mrs. Blessingham sounds formidable."
"I considered her so at first, but she was a good friend," said Genevieve. "I looked forward to several more years in her company."
"But?"
"But... Father wanted me to come to court. Particularly inasmuch as I was invited to do so by Yugh Delganor."
A shadow crossed the Duchess's face. "The Prince of Havenor? Now, in what capacity did the heir offer such an invitation?"
Startled, Genevieve looked up to see the scarlet lips twist ever so slightly, as though the Duchess had tasted something sour. She said, "I was told it was the Lord Paramount who decided whether individuals were allowed at court, that the heir merely expressed the Lord Paramount's wishes."
"Interesting," commented the Duchess. "Very interesting. Well, here are the footmen, bringing in our fish. Now we will see if Tansy knows as much as he thinks he does."
At the other end of the table, the Marshal was attempting conversation with the Prince, Yugh Delganor, who sat at his right.
"I hear from many sources that you will shortly be going on a mission for the Lord Paramount."
"From many sources?" The Prince frowned. "The mission is not sufficiently advanced to be talked of at all."
"Forgive me if I have transgressed," murmured the Marshal, falling back on the delicately deferential manner he had perfected many years ago as a junior officer. "I assumed it was a matter of public knowledge."
"Well, Count Farmoor knows of it," cried the Countess Inelda, who sat across from the Prince. "He tells me the Prince is going to Mahahm so we won't all die of batfly fever."
"The Count is correct to say I will go," said the Prince. "Though the detail, much less the outcome, of our visit is far from sure. While I prefer not discussing matters that are still so very undecided, I suppose it does no harm to acknowledge that we intend to approach the Shah of Mahahm-qum in an effort to increase our imports of P'naki."
"Mahahm has a monopoly on P'naki, does it not?" asked Aufors Leys, who sat beside the Countess Inelda.
"One we hope to find some way around. Mahahm's sole export is P'naki, and the revenue from the sale supplies them with virtually all their necessities. Little food is grown there. Almost no fiber, except wool from the sheep that graze on seaweed washed up by the tides. The Mahahmbi have religious proscriptions against many things we would consider essential, such as wine and good food and various comforts. They have, perhaps, made a virtue of necessity since they have no way to pay for luxuries."
"The entire population of the desert would simply starve and go naked if it couldn't trade in P'naki," said the Countess. "Or so says my husband."
The Prince nodded judiciously. "We need the P'naki, of course, to control the batfly fevers, and while we import all of it we can get, that amount is just enough for the current population of our riparian areas where the flies breed. Though our total population remains level, in accordance with the covenants, people are always moving about. At one time they left the rivers to go up the mountains, now they are coming down from the mountains to settle along the rivers. If we are to keep the fevers at bay, we need more P'naki."
"I should think Mahahm would be glad to increase exports," said Aufors Leys.
"On the contrary." The Prince shook his head with an expression of judicious concern. "The Mahahmbi tell us they can't produce more than they do now, that we'll just have to get along with what they give us."
"Can't the stuff be synthesized?" asked the Marshal.
The Countess shook her head, making her long cylindrical curls swing to and fro, like chimes. "Count Farmoor says perhaps it could be, on any technological world, but not here. Or, I should say, not economically. Only at astronomical cost, in fact. So he says."
The Prince nodded agreement. "Since we're the only planet affected by batfly fevers, the market offers little financial incentives to off-world manufacturers."
The Marshal asked, "The stuff is herbal, isn't it? What growth is it made from?"
The Prince frowned. "We have no way of knowing whether it is herbal or some animal by-product or some combination of both. It co
mes, so I've been informed, from the desert, but the Mahahmbi consider the desert to be sacred and foreigners aren't allowed into it. They would be furious if we attempted to find out the details."
"From what Daviger says, they're always furious," commented the Countess. "But I'm sure you'll calm them down, Your Royal Highness." She gave him a smile of guileful sweetness.
The Prince ignored the smile, responding with a ponderous nod. "I shall make that effort. At any rate, the Lord Paramount hopes it does come from vegetation of some kind and that we can study the way the thing grows and obtain seeds or scions which we can grow here on Haven, though our experts are not sanguine about the possibility. We have no desert, and it may grow only in the desert."
"Also, the Mahahmbi may not want to lose the profit they make by having a monopoly," remarked the Marshal.
"We're prepared to pay a generous royalty for it, and if we can prove they'll make more money letting us do it that way, they should accept..."
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