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by R. A. Gates


  town, behind the wards?”

  “Well,” Garren cleared his

  throat. “Most of the items she sells aren't

  exactly legal. Thane had to call to make

  an appointment and get directions to her

  place. Since she'll be expecting us, we

  shouldn't have to worry about any booby

  traps.”

  Her eyes grew wide. Booby

  traps? “She sounds stable.” An image of

  a woman decked out in camouflage, war

  paint, and packing an automatic rifle

  flashed in her head.

  The dirt road they had to take to

  get to Irene's cabin was bumpy and

  curvy. The car was already covered in a

  thick layer of dirt, and Garren kept

  moaning in the backseat.

  “If you throw up in this car, I

  will hurt you.” She peeked at him

  through the rearview mirror.

  “I can't help it if I get carsick.

  Being in the front seat usually helps.” He

  rested his head against the side window,

  his eyes closed.

  Thane sighed and lowered the

  map. “Then why didn't you say

  something earlier?”

  “Because somebody had to sit in

  the navigator seat, as if that’s so

  important.” He let out a small groan.

  “Besides, I wouldn’t want to be a

  bother.”

  “Too late,” she said. “Thane, you

  crawl to the back and Garren climb up

  here. I'd rather tolerate you next to me

  than clean up after you.”

  “That doesn't sound safe. Maybe

  you should pull over,” Thane said.

  “Don't be a wuss, Thing. Get

  your ass back here.”

  “Fine. Look out.” He turned

  around in his seat and got on his knees.

  His foot kicked her shoulder when he

  pushed himself over the seat back.

  “Watch it, will ya?” She almost

  ran them off the road when he jarred her,

  but corrected before dumping them in the

  ditch.

  “Sorry.”

  Glancing in the rearview mirror,

  she almost laughed at the sight of

  Thane's legs waving in the air as he

  landed on his face.

  Garren made the transition a lot

  smoother than his stepbrother. He

  squeezed himself between the seats and

  flopped down in the front. Now she had

  Garren sitting next to her with a

  triumphant smile on his face.

  “Feeling better?” she asked.

  “Much.”

  They'd been driving for about an

  hour. She wondered if Thane had got

  them lost when he started yelling. “Right

  there, that huge boulder that looks like a

  foot, turn there.”

  The road was full of exposed

  roots

  and

  rocks

  were

  strewn

  everywhere. They were probably the

  first people to drive this way, ever.

  This Irene lady must not do

  much business.

  Wincing every time she heard a

  rock hit the car, she sent up a silent

  prayer it didn't leave a scratch in the

  paint. After fifteen minutes of bouncing

  in their seats, they hit a dead end.

  She cut off the engine and

  surveyed

  the

  endless

  trees

  that

  surrounded them. “I take it we walk from

  here.”

  “What was your first clue?”

  Garren asked as he climbed out of the

  car.

  The boys stretched out their

  limbs while she inspected the car for any

  damage. Above the right, back wheel

  well was an inch long scratch. Squatting

  down to get a better look, she

  whimpered as she ran her finger along it.

  “There's no need to cry over

  chipped paint,” Garren said, pulling her

  up by her elbow. “Don't worry. I know a

  guy who knows a guy who can fix it.”

  “Great. If I survive, I'll be sure

  to give him a call.”

  Thane was already ahead of

  them, carrying the plastic case he

  brought along. They followed a faint

  trail through the dense trees. The few

  patches of sunlight that managed to shine

  through the canopy overhead warmed

  her skin for the brief moments she

  passed through. She found herself

  walking unconsciously from spot to spot

  to feel the heat in the cool forest.

  The air was thick with the

  distinct aroma of pine needles, like the

  Christmas tree lots that sprang up on

  every vacant lot in November. Picking

  out the perfect tree to display in the

  double wide was her favorite winter

  activity when she was younger. It

  couldn't be too big or they couldn't get it

  through the door without scraping off

  most of the needles. Too small and the

  tree would be drowned out by all the

  ornaments her mom insisted on using.

  “So, Ivy,” Thane said, breaking

  her out of her thoughts. “What's your

  specialty?”

  “My what?” She shook her head

  to bring herself back to reality. Was she

  spacing out of a whole conversation?

  “What kind of magic can you do?

  I've never seen you practice before.”

  Her brows furrowed as she

  kicked a rock out of her path. She'd

  rather get her legs waxed than talk about

  her magic. But she knew Thane well

  enough to know that once he wanted to

  know something, he wouldn't stop

  hounding her until she fessed up.

  “I don't know what to call it. I

  can move stuff around, basically. Pretty

  boring.”

  “Really?” He actually seemed

  impressed. “That's pretty rare.”

  “And useless,” Garren added as

  he strolled behind them. “I can move

  stuff around, too. That's why we have

  hands and feet.”

  She threw a glare over her

  shoulder, not wanting to let on that she

  agreed with him. If she had to be a

  witch, why couldn't she do something

  cool that she could use in a fight, like

  super speed or invisibility? Her magic

  didn't even work right whenever she

  tried to use it, so why bother?

  “But that's only the basics. If you

  train hard, you could control people's

  movements,” Thane said, excitement

  ringing in his voice.

  At first, her pulse raced at the

  thrill of having such power. That would

  definitely be a beneficial skill to have

  when facing an enemy. But, having such

  an advantage was why the Eradicators

  were fighting against magic in the first

  place. Her stomach churned at the

  thought of the hunters. Being a witch was

  more curse than blessing when people

  wanted to kill you because of it.

  “Well, you can have it. I just

  want to go back to the way
things were

  before.” She needed to change the

  subject. “So, what's in the case?”

  Thane shifted the case to his

  other hand, showing it to her. “Some

  potions Irene's going to sell. We're

  trading them for a case of Goblin

  chocolate.”

  “Okay. I didn't realize you had

  such a sweet tooth.”

  “It's not for me. It's our ticket to

  Califor...”

  The crunching of leaves and

  twigs could be heard a few trees ahead.

  She held her breath to concentrate on the

  noise. Her body tensed, automatically on

  alert. The small dagger she always kept

  strapped to her belt was now in her

  hand. She was prepared for an attack.

  Garren stepped in front of her and Thane

  with his hands held up in front of him.

  She rolled her eyes at his attempt

  to protect them, but since that was his

  main role in their quest, she left him to

  it. After about a minute of standing

  frozen in the middle of the forest, she

  was about to give up when something

  small meandered around one of the trees.

  “It's a chicken,” she said as a

  brown rooster strutted across the ground,

  scratching at the dirt. A few more

  chickens

  followed

  the

  first,

  all

  scrounging around the forest floor for

  breakfast.

  “Why are there chickens out

  here?” Thane asked.

  She moved past Garren to get a

  better look. A neighbor of hers used to

  raise a few varieties and she loved to

  help at feeding time.

  Before she could even get close

  enough to identify what breed they were,

  Garren grabbed her arm and pulled her

  back behind him.

  “What do you think you're doing?

  You don't walk up to wild animals in the

  wilderness.”

  She yanked her arm out of his

  grip. “I'm not stupid. I just want to get a

  better look.” She continued forward,

  Garren a step behind her.

  About ten feet away from the

  birds, the rooster jerked his head up and

  studied them. She slowed her steps, but

  didn't stop.

  The rooster had the brightest red

  feathers she'd ever seen. She needed to

  get closer. Garren touched her shoulder

  just as they passed between two large

  trees. Suddenly, a strange prickly

  sensation washed all over her body. She

  froze.

  “Ivy, will you stop—” Garren

  collided into her, almost knocking her

  over. “Don't move,” he said as he held

  on to her arm, keeping her upright.

  “Don't move,” he shouted to Thane, who

  was still behind them.

  They each held perfectly still,

  waiting for something to happen. Even

  the chickens seemed to stare at them in

  awe. She turned around to look at

  Garren and gasped. His skin grew paler

  and his short black hair shimmered. Her

  own head started to tingle. His eyes

  were wide as he pointed to her. She

  reached up and touched her hair. It was

  no longer curly, but felt odd, soft. “What

  the hell?”

  Her whole body tickled and

  itched. Garren shrunk, his clothes falling

  around him. His eyes were the size of

  half dollars as he gaped at her. “What

  did you do?”

  White feathers popped out of her

  arm. She covered her mouth with her

  hands to keep a scream from escaping

  but found a hard, pointy beak where her

  lips had been. The trees around her

  seemed to grow taller and the ground

  came rushing up. She tried to talk, but

  could only cluck.

  I'm a chicken. I can't believe

  I'm a freakin' chicken!

  A sharp pain hit her arm, or

  wing, and she turned to see a big black

  rooster staring at her.

  What was that for? She pecked

  back.

  He scratched her with his claws.

  She did the same. They fought, kicking

  dirt and debris up all around them,

  feathers flying everywhere. They only

  stopped when the sound of laughter

  filled the air.

  Thane bent over at the waist,

  holding on to his stomach. She strutted

  over to the laughing boy and pecked at

  his legs and arms, anything she could

  reach. This. Isn't. Funny. She punctuated

  each word with a peck to his shin.

  “Ow, stop that.” Thane stood and

  shooed her away. Garren flapped his

  black wings and crowed as he advance

  on Thane, too.

  “Shhh. Do you hear that?” Thane

  asked.

  They stopped attacking Thane

  and

  stood

  still.

  The

  sound

  of

  approaching footsteps grew louder.

  Garren stepped in front of the other two

  and lifted himself up as tall as he could,

  fluffing up his feathers. She rolled her

  eyes, or would've if she was human.

  Being a chicken, it didn't have the same

  effect.

  “I think we got another one,

  Keishka,” a woman's voice said.

  A gigantic gray and white dog

  bounded over from between the trees. It

  stopped a few feet in front of them and

  growled, baring its teeth.

  A minute later, a woman with

  bright red braids came up behind the

  dog. She was bundled up in a thick,

  over-sized green sweater, jeans and fur-

  lined boots. The wrinkles on her face

  betrayed her age, but she had the step of

  a much younger woman. She clutched a

  brown wand in front of her, pointing it at

  Thane's chest. “Who are you?”

  Thane held his hands up in

  surrender. “I'm Thane. I spoke with you

  the other day.”

  Slowly, she let her arm fall to

  her side. Her gaze dropped from Thane

  to the chickens at his feet. Her brow

  furrowed. “They aren't your friends, are

  they?”

  “Yes. Can you fix them?”

  She

  slowly

  nodded

  and

  examined the birds carefully. “This is

  very strange.” She waved her wand over

  Garren and muttered some foreign words

  under her breath. Where a proud black

  rooster stood, a very naked Garren sat.

  Ivy's eyes swept up his body

  from foot to head, until she remembered

  who she was gawking at.

  Ew. She blinked rapidly and

  turned away. She didn't want that image

  burned into her brain.

  “I apologize, the traps I set up

  aren't supposed to go off unless...” Irene

  didn't finish her thought as she spotted

  the pile of Ivy's clothes.

  Fully dressed, Garren stood in

  fro
nt of little chicken Ivy and waited. “I

  saw you staring at me, Poison Ivy. Now

  it's my turn. Go ahead, lady. Change her

  back.”

  Her tiny chicken heart thrummed

  away in her chest. He's going to see me

  naked! She flapped her wings and

  scurried behind the nearest tree.

  “Oh, no you don't,” Garren said

  as he ran after her. “I showed you mine,

  now you show me yours.”

  Panic choked her as she raced

  around the forest. Thane and Irene joined

  in the chase. No way were they catching

  her.

  “Both of you, stop,” Irene yelled.

  “Follow Keishka to my house, straight

  ahead. I'll help your friend. Alone.”

  Ivy stopped running and watched

  the boys walk away, Garren peeking

  over his shoulders every few seconds.

  Once they were out of sight,

  Irene kneeled before her and sighed.

  “Hold still and I'll get you back to

  normal.” She waved her wand and

  repeated the words she used on Garren

  and soon she was human again.

  She gathered up her clothes and

  dressed quickly, but right before she

  snapped the leather band around her

  wrist, Irene caught her arm.

  The red-headed witch ran her

  thumb over the iridescent tattoo on the

  inside of Ivy's wrist. She yanked her

  hand away and covered it with her

  bracelet. Adrenaline pumped through her

  body as it prepared to fight or run. What

  would Irene do to her, now that she

  knew her secret?

  The older woman regarded her

  for a moment, making her squirm. Her

  blue eyes sparkled as she spoke. “You're

  a witch, right?”

  “So they tell me, though I haven't

  ruled out Super Hero. I would totally

  rock a cape.”

  Irene laughed and put her arm

  around the girl's shoulder. She was

  shorter than her and had to stretch a bit

  to manage it. “You must be Ivy. Are you

  part fae?”

  She scoffed. “No!”

  “Oh.” Irene led her in the same

  direction the others went. “Sorry you

  tripped the wards. If I had known... But,

  of course, how could I?” She squeezed

  her shoulders a little harder. “Living

  alone and outside of Salmagundi's

  wards, I have to protect myself. You, of

  all people, should understand.”

  She did understand. Eradicators

  and other predators hid in the shadows

  just waiting for a chance to take down

  any magical being they came upon. She

  nodded. “That's an interesting spell, but

  why a chicken?”

  “Well, I don't want to kill or hurt

  anyone. I usually take them far away and

  turn them back to normal, after making

 

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