About a Woman, a Zombie Chronicles Novel

by Mark Clodi

  "God yes!" he replied before taking another shot with the rifle. This one was better hitting the top of a zombie girl's head and dropping her in her tracks. Roger seemed to get the idea that they were making a channel for him to drive into and he started creeping the car forward slowly. Down below them Dora heard her home phone ringing again. She ignored it and took another two shots in quick succession, scoring one good hit.

  The three of them shooting in the dim light were making short work of any zombies around the car. Roger seemed timid at first, reluctant to drive the low riding car over the bodies that dropped in front of him, eventually he did start running over some of the fallen. The car rolling over the bodies was strangely compelling to watch, in Dora's mind it was a taboo sort of thing she never expected to see someone doing. It was desecrating a body on a different level than shooting them in the head was. Before too much longer Roger's car was near the driveway. He turned his indicator on, expecting them to shoot the zombies out of his path.

  "Dora?" asked Paige.

  "No. No. Let the fucker find his own way. I did. Just keep shooting them in front of the car." she responded.

  "We will have to move. I can't see that part of the street from where I am, so I know neither of you can either." said Mike.

  "Okay, Mike, why don't you shift over now, while Paige and I clear the zombies in front of the car. Then I will move over and then Paige. Paige, maybe you can stay, I dunno, kind of near the top of the garage peak? You won't see the driveway at all, but you could keep an eye on the other side of the street?"

  "Sure sounds good…Dora?"

  "What?"

  "What if they get out and make a run for the house?"

  "Shit would they be that stupid?"

  Looking down at the car, which was not moving forward into the gap they had cleared before it, but sat patiently with its blinker on waiting to turn into the drive, Dora said, "They might be. I won't let them get him. He might be a piece of shit that I don't like anymore, but I won't let them get him."

  "That's good." Paige said softly between firing.

  "Is it? Don't get the wrong idea, Paige. I hate them worse than I hate Roger, only just barely."

  Mike's voice carried over from the other side of the roof, "I am set up." He punctuated the statement with a round that took the back of the head off of an elderly zombie.

  "I am going to move over now, watch your footing when you come over. I don't want to have to find a new cook."

  Paige sighed and went back to shooting. She moved over after Dora called out and she did watch her footing. Paige set up above the peak of the garage, as expected this gave her a really good view of the street both ways, but afforded her almost no view of the drive. Down below the car started honking its horn. They kept shooting the zombies out from in front of the vehicle, making an every widening path that Roger had to see. Looking down at the carnage Dora said in a loud whisper. "You guys see that?"

  Both grunted their 'nos' at her.

  "The zombies, they are avoiding the area we cleared out. See it?"

  Both of the others looked at the cleared path, sure enough the zombies were shuffling along the rough edges of the shoot zone, but none of them were walking directly into it. Paige even saw one man, in a full dark suit, step out of the path, then turn and continue forward out of the killing zone.

  "Did you see that? The on in the brown suit over there…" Paige aimed and shot the zombie down when the others looked, "He moved away from the front of the car, then turned to walk along our kill zone! What the fuck does this mean? Are they getting smarter?"

  The Volvo's driver side window rolled down and Roger's voice cried out, "Shoot them the fuck out of the driveway so I can pull in!"

  Dora thought for a moment, then stood up and walked in front of Paige, who barely stopped herself from firing as the other woman went down to the peak of the garage and walked it until she stood on the edge overlooking the drive and Roger's car. She pointed the gun down and shot at a zombie dangerously close to the side of Roger's car, when the zombie fell the others, definitely moved away from it making a hole through which she could see her husband.

  "Keep driving Roger!" she yelled down, her voice not much louder than normal.

  "What? Shoot the others so I can pull in and go open the Goddamned garage door! I can't get in."

  Dora raised the rifle and sighted down the barrel putting the small cross directly on Roger's forehead, then she lowered it to his neck, the rifle was sighted in for much further ranges than the distance she was away from her husband.

  "You sleep around on me, which is bad enough, but you fucking do it with my friend? You are very lucky I am letting you drive away instead of pulling this trigger."

  "You bitch! Let me into my own God damned house! I paid for it, I paid for everything! In fact get your ass out of my house!"

  Dora started to giggle, looking at her husband through the rifle scope, she could not help it. Soon she was laughing so hard she had to lower the gun and set its butt on the roof top, she was sure to engage the safety first, as she very much wanted to live and not accidentally anyone. Roger yelled at her, "What the fuck is so God damned funny?"

  Unable to speak, Dora just brushed her hand sideways in the air, indicating he should drive on. Behind her Paige asked "Dora, you okay?"

  Looking at the girl over her shoulder Dora winked, then, thinking Paige may not have seen her expression in the dim light she called back, "I am fine Paige dear. Guess what? I don't hate Roger anymore. It was that easy! I mean who can hate something that stupid? It would be like hating a rock or the sky." Dora gasped as she pulled in a long breath, trying to recover, she kept giggling. Down below Roger started yelling something again and Dora brought her gun up in a swift motion aiming at the general area of the car. She chose to target the rear tail light, breathing slowly and trying to compensate for the sights and her infirm footing, she slowly squeezed the trigger, it was a direct hit. The light blew out in a shower of shattered plastic and glass.

  "You crazy fucking bitch! You shot my car! You shot a hole in my car!"

  "Move along Roger, my next shot is going to end up in your trunk, then into the back seat, then, maybe the front seat, so you better get moving. I'll stop shooting your 'God damned' car when you start moving forward.

  "Fuck you! No! Don't!" Roger yelled, and the car jerked forward just as Dora shot again. She missed the trunk entirely. She shifted the gun to aim again.

  Roger screamed out "I hate you! I hate you, Dora! You haven't seen the last of me! I will be back to get my house! I will make you pay for this!" He did keep the car moving forward at a walking pace.

  Mike and Paige were busy clearing the lane again in front of the vehicle further down the street where the zombies had not yet learned to get out of the way. Dora was surprised when the passenger's side door opened and Marge spilled out into the street. Roger had rolled his window up and Dora caught a few screams as he yelled at Marge, then she heard her fiend say, "You are worse than she is! I never should have done this! It was the worst thing I ever did in my life!" and she slammed the door. The zombies, of course, started closing in. After a moment the car started moving forward again. Marge pounded on the top of it, yelling, "Pop the fucking trunk! I need my bag!" The car didn't stop. Dora, felt the cold ice of fear in the pit of her stomach. There were too many zombies, too many for the three of them to shoot. She got down on her stomach and took aim at a zombie heading for Marge's back. One shot and it was down. She winged another in the leg, toppling it, while Marge was calling Roger and asshole and screaming incoherently at the retreating vehicle.

  "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck." Dora said to herself working the bolt on the gun and taking another shot. The gun fired and the bolt stayed open, which meant it was empty and she needed to reload. All her ammo was back where she had set up on the roof, not here with her on top of the garage. "Oh fuck! Marge. Oh, Marge!"

  Scrambling to her feet Dora started running back along the top of the ga
rage's peak to the main roof over the house. "Save her! Shoot Mike, shoot Paige! I am out of ammo!" The others were already shooting steadily, the rounds hitting the zombies near the woman, trying to keep her in a protective bubble.

  Paige paused while Dora ran across the front of her barrel again and took a shot at a crawling zombie that was making its way crab like towards Marge. Dora reloaded the magazine on the gun in a few second and joined in the firing. From the back yard a whiff of barbecued beef jerky carried to her on the slight breeze, making her stomach growl. Adrenaline coursed through Dora's body and everything sprang into sharp focus, the darkness didn't seem so oppressive, the cool air was no longer making her cold, all that was left in her vastly shrinking world focused down into a tight circle centered around Marge. Her world was suddenly more simple, no anger, no hate, just a bit of fear as she shot, aimed and shot again, trying to save her friend. Roger was long gone. To the east the sky was brightening slightly, the warm promise of a new day to come.

  Chapter 18

  "I am moving forward so I can see more of the driveway and front yard. I am going to tell her to get to the front door. Someone has to get the door unlocked and let her in." said Paige, picking up her rifle's ammunition as she moved forward.

  "I will go down after Paige has moved, to open the front door. Please Mike, don't let them get her!" Dora called.

  Mike grunted and shifted the rifle to hit another zombie coming up beside the terrified woman out in the street.

  "Oh God! They are all around me!" Marge wailed, "Help! Help me Dora!"

  Paige moved into position and yelled out, "Start coming towards the house. Dora is going to open the front door!"

  Marge started that way, but had to dodge around, moving into open areas to stay out of the zombie's grasp. She ended up on the sidewalk across the street, in a fairly clear area. Dora realized it was now or never and she put the rifle down and ran towards the skylight on the back of the roof. "Mike, I left you the thirty aught six!"

  Running down the back side Dora slipped on the damp shingles and almost toppled over, she caught herself, thankful she had opted to go barefoot instead of putting on the flip flops she had considered. She reached the top of the ladder and slid down it so fast it resembled a controlled fall more than climbing. Reaching the tile in the bathroom she headed through the master bedroom, pausing only to pick up the twelve gauge shot gun and two boxes of shells.

  She made it to the front door, shotgun at the ready. Before opening it Dora tucked one box of shells into the thin pocket of her robe, the other she sat on the knickknack table on one side of the door. She unlocked and pulled the door open, there was a zombie right in front of her, he was holding the storm door open and his other hand had been on the doorknob. When Dora pulled the door open he stumbled in towards her, only to be blown backwards in a spray of dark blood. He tumbled off of the porch and onto the sidewalk before falling sideway into the ornamental shrubs in front of the porch.

  Looking down her covered porch Dora saw two more zombies had wandered on to it. She dispatched them easily with the shotgun, then turned her attention to the street and her friend. Reloading the gun back up to full capacity Dora started firing at the zombies between her and Marge. This was harder than she would have thought because she did not want to aim directly at her friend and because Marge was hopping around like a jumping bean in the sun.

  Marge was doing well, watching each step she took and lunging into where the zombies were dropping. Mike and Paige were trying to create holes for her to move into, much like they had for Roger's Volvo. It was working and with Dora killing those others who got in the way the woman was making it across the street.

  It was the children who ruined everything. The two little girls in white and yellow sun dresses, with yellow, corn silk hair ran towards Marge. All three of the people firing at the zombies hesitated, they had not yet seen any child zombies, and the girls looked so alive. They ran at Marge with their arms outstretched in a parody of running towards their long lost mommy, looking for a hug. Too late the three guns boomed out, the fusillade caught one of the little girls in her white clad abdomen, twisting her around and flinging her to the ground. The other girl leaped onto Marge and hugged her tight. Marge tried to throw the zombie off of her, but the girl scrambled around like a spider monkey, sticking like glue. Marge let loose with an agonized scream, then she started running straight for the house, not heading towards cleared areas, not avoiding the other zombies.

  An old man in a gray button up shirt with rather long hair grasp Marge as she tried to get by him, he hooked onto her arm, then fell onto her retreating legs, he didn't get a good hold on her, but his action caused the woman to stumbled into three Gothic teenagers. The trio of teens looked like they were giving Marge a group hug, Dora was off the porch of her house now stepping down onto her front law and ignoring the threats around her. To one side a zombie's head exploded, hit by one of Paige's shots. Mike was yelling that he couldn't see Dora, Paige was yelling back at him to get over to the other side of the garage peak so he could help. Dora, meanwhile was advancing steadily on the mob of zombies that had surrounded her friend.

  She fired once, twice, three times, knocking as many zombies off their feet, then aimed the gun with one hand while she fumbled ammunition into the magazine below the stock. Shells fell out of her nervous hands and two more zombies heading towards her were knocked over by Paige's firing.

  "Dora! Dora!" Paige screamed, "Get back into the house! Get back, there are too many and they are too close to you! Get back!"

  Dora either was not aware of Paige's yelling or chose to ignore it, she stepped further out into the street, making her way towards…what exactly?

  'I hate Marge. Or I think I do. Why am I doing this?' she asked herself. Yet she could not go back. The group around Marge was driven back, leaving a broken sobbing woman, bleeding from numerous bite marks, part of her hair was missing, bitten away as the zombies tried to bite through her head. The bloody woman looked up as Dora fought her way towards her. Dora saw one of the zombies had bitten Marge on the jaw, blood spilled down the front of her former friend's neck and breast. On her back the little girl was gnawing at Marge's neck like a dog with an old bone. Dora stepped forward and put the barrel of the shotgun against the girl's head, the little girls stopped, turned towards Dora and quick as a blink dropped off of Marge and scooted away.

  Dora fired after her, but the shot hit a large fat woman squarely in the abdomen, spraying, blood, guts and cellulite out in an arch behind it. The little girl paused only to drag the other little girl back through the crowd. From the rooftop the two others were raining lead on the mob. Reloading Dora yelled at Marge, "Get the fuck up you whiny, man stealing bitch!"

  Marge, on her hands and knees tried to get up, she couldn't and Dora would not help her. "Marge you gotta get up, I can't help you and protect you at the same time, now stop fucking around and get up!" Dora was out of bullets again, Mike and Paige were yelling at her and as she reloaded they told her to get back to the house.

  Glancing that way Dora saw the way was mostly clear, she could make it easily on her own, the shotgun was loaded again, all the other rounds were gone; either shot or dropped on the ground along the way. "Fuck me." Dora said softly, bending to grasp Marge under one arm. A zombie grabbed her from behind and literally grabbed her behind. A shot rang out and the thing shuddered, but was not dead, Dora stood up straight, dragging Marge with her and swung the gun barrel in an arc that ended on the thing's arm. It was not the best looking zombie Dora had seen, this thirty something year old man had Italian features and a small Spanish style mustache, his face was a mottled mess that spoke of a hard bout of acne when he was growing up. He screamed when Dora's gun hit his arm.

  "Ow! Fuck lady! Don't! I am trying to help!" the man said.

  Dora was stunned, she had brought the gun barrel back until it was resting against the man's stomach.

  "Please don't kill me!" he said. Behind him Dora saw a
middle aged woman and a younger man, maybe fourteen, with baseball bats. They were fighting their way into the mob of zombies, swinging as they went. The zombies they hit went down, however most were not destroyed by a single bat blow.

  Moving the gun Dora swung it around and fired at a zombie on the other side of her.

  "Come on!" screamed Paige, "There are more coming, the whole block is full of the fuckers! You gotta move!"

  With the man on Marge's other side, Dora hefted her friend to her feet and they made a mad dash for the porch, the young man and the woman followed them. Halfway to the porch Dora ran out of shells to fire. She had to use the gun as a club to bash through the last three zombies and make it to her open front door. Once the young man, a boy really, was in she slammed the door and locked it. Dora sat Marge down on the tile of the entry way. "Don't you move from there. I don't want blood on the carpet."

  Marge babbling hysterically slumped to the floor and sobbed. The three people looked at each other and then at Dora, who shrugged her shoulders, "My house, my rules, right? C'mon Paco, flip the lights on and let's make sure no zombies got inside while I was out fooling around."

  "My name is Alex." said the man, turning he flipped on all the lights, including the one on the porch. The room was clear. She brushed by Alex and grabbed the other box of shotgun shells off of the knickknack table, then shut off all the lights except the one that had come on in the kitchen.

  "Fine Alex. I am Dora. Who are these?" she asked pointing at the woman and the boy.

  "This is Peter and Marybella, Mary for short. Don't you think we should do something for…" Alex pointed at Marge.

  "This woman? Her name is Marge, she used to be my best friend."

  "And you make her sit on the floor so you don't get blood on the carpet?"

  "She used to be my best friend until yesterday morning, when I caught her sleeping with my husband."