by Pirateaba
[Squirtle344] – bull
[50fiftyCents] – no its true i can detect magic with my skill
[twinTrouble_53] – Still impossible. How is this happening?
[batman] – iPhones r magic. duh. apple has wizards.
[America Group] – Hold on, let’s let BlackMage speak.
[BlackMage] – I managed to think up our phones, but it takes a LOT of magical power to do this. And I thought having a bunch of voices would be too confusing so we’re in chat.
[twinTrouble_53] – How much power?
[batman] – over 9000 lol.
[BlackMage] – I hope we can use this as a way to communicate and make sense of things here.’
[Loran Grimnar] – Not many people here. Is it because of distance?
[BlackMage] – Shouldn’t be a problem.
[strider_479] – Maybe this only works with iPhones?
[ayan] – everyone is dead. we are the only survivors!
[50fiftyCents] – fuck android users man. Their loss.
[asdf] – send help pls!
[America Group] – Let’s all calm down and try to make sense of things. If we all type no one will be able to understand anything.
[ayan] – who make u the leader?
[BlackMage] – I think he’s right. We should start with basics.
[Rose] – What basics? I’m sitting in a forest in THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. I haven’t seen anyone except monsters for DAYS!
[asdf] – help
[strider_479] – What, really? I’m in a city right now with some other people who got teleported with me.
[BlackMage] – Really? Where?
[Kent Scott] – Does this city have a name?
[America Group] – HOLD ON. Let’s start with basic information. Where are all of you?
[strider_479] – I’m in the Adventurer’s Guild in my city. Pentagost.
[Rose] – I’m in a forest, like I said. I have no idea where I am.
[batman] – this is a trap lol.
[twinTrouble_53] – It’s not a trap. What makes you think that?
[plusOne] – who CARES? if you can send us a message, can you send us home?
[Squirtle344] – omg pls!
[Level 12 Warrior] – yes.
[asdf] – yes do it please!
[BlackMage] – I can’t do that. This is all I can do. I don’t even know what sent us here.
[50fiftyCents] – damn
[Squirtle344] – i want to go home.
[America Group] – Not much we can do about that now. Priorities should be linking up & sharing information to survive.
[strider_479] – In that case, start with levels and classes.
[ayan] – why?
[strider_479] – Good information to know. I’m a Level 16 [Ranger], by the way.
[Rose] – Classes? What?
[BlackMage] – Not bad. I’m a Level 11 [Engineer] at the moment, and Level 8 [Mage]. That’s how I set up this call.
[Loran Grimnar] – What?? You can become a ENGINEER?
[BlackMage] – Seems like it. I took apart my iPhone and some of my electronics and got the class.
[twinTrouble_53] – Whoa, electronics? You have more stuff?
[batman] – when r you gonna get [Technomage] class?
[Level 12 Warrior] – There’s a [Technomage] class???? How do u get it?
[plusOne] – hes just trollin. ignore him.
[50fiftyCents] – Level 10 [Mage] here. Magic is AWESOME!
[ayan] – ive just been running away from everything ur killing monsters??? level 4 traveler level 1 trader
[America Group] – I am a Level 26 [Knight]. Others with me are [Assassin], [Pyromancer], [Beast Tamer], [Tactician], [Fist Fighter], etc…and one [Clown].
[Squirtle344] – wut.
[strider_479] – Get out.
[twinTrouble_53] – Do you have a list of all the classes?
[Kent Scott] – How many people are with you? What are their names?
[plusOne] – no wey. u can’t be 26
[America Group] – I am.
[batman] – i am [Dark Avenger]. level 999999.
[Level 12 Warrior] – Impossible. How did u level so fast? I’ve been killing monsters every day as an adventurer, and I’m only a Level 12 [Warrior].
[America Group] – It seems like our summoning spell blessed us in some way. We all gained the [Hero] class when we were summoned, but none of us have managed to progress it past Level 1 that I know of. It seems to make us all level up faster.
[batman] – gtfo. pics or it didn’t happen.
[BlackMage] – Some people on my end are telling me that no one’s gotten the [Hero] class in centuries. What kingdom is this?
[Loran Grimnar] – Wait a second. Slow down. SUMMONED????
[America Group] – Weren’t all of you summoned here?
[strider_479] – No.
[Squirtle344] – no.
[batman] – i’m the chosen one.
[Loran Grimnar] – We arrived in a storm. Half of us FELL down a cliff on our first night!
[Rose] – I woke up here! No idea what happened!
[asdf] – help please!
[strider_479] – Backtrack to the Level 26 part. I’ve been here for two weeks. How the fuck did you get that high so fast?
[Squirtle344] – language.
[batman] – shut up fag.
[plusOne] – omg. can we block u?
[Loran Grimnar] – Two weeks? I’ve been here way longer than that!
[ayan] – wait. ive been here for three months.
[50fiftyCents] – WHAT
[BlackMage] – This is important! What’s the last big thing you all remember from our world?
[ayan] – um. the election?
[BlackMage] – Did it already take place?
[ayan] – no, i meant we were still in the primaries. TRUMP just got nominated for republicans.
[Loran Grimnar] – Hold it. The election’s over. Way over.
[Squirtle344] – No way.
[ayan] – liar
[Loran Grimnar] – I’m serious. It was just after Christmas when I got abducted.
[strider_479] – There’s a huge time difference here, it seems.
[America Group] – Wait, if the election’s over, who won?
[BlackMage] – Hillary, duh.
[Rose] – No. It was Trump!
[plusOne] – omfg no way yESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[Level 12 Warrior] – America is doomed.
[ayan] – glad im here.
[50fiftyCents] – shut up! Trump is 100000X better than lyin hillary.
[ayan] – aaaand now the idiots appear. good luck i hope a monster eats you.
[plusOne] – fuck u liberals
[Loran Grimnar] – WHO CARES? THIS ISNT AMERICA!!
[strider_479] – I’m not even American.
[Squirtle344] – wut
[ayan] – seriously?
[strider_479] – Yeah. I’m from Australia. What about everyone else.
[plusOne] – u don’t sound australian.
[strider_479] – This Australian enough for you, ‘mate’?
[Rose] – Who types in accents?
[batman] – racist
[plusOne] – shut up.
[twinTrouble_53] – England here.
[ayan] – WUTTTT
[Level 12 Warrior] – i thought everyone was American! hey there!
[America Group] – I’m with a group of Americans over here. We from all over the continent, though.
[plusOne] – you and your ‘summoning spell’ right
[America Group] – Not a lie.
[Loran Grimnar] – Who’s from America? Me.
[50fiftyCents] – America! FUCK YEAH!
[Rose] – I’m from California.
[BlackMage] – Okay, so we’re from everywhere. I’m from America too, by the way. But back to when we arrived. How long have all of you been here?
[Loran Grimnar] – Maybe four weeks? It gets hard to tell.
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br /> [ayan] – fifty days.
[batman] – forever
[plusOne] – a month? not sure.
[Rose] – One day.
[strider_479] – Wow. Really?
[Rose] – Yeah, I just got here and I’m flipping out.
[BlackMage] – Wait, what’s the last thing you remember from home?
[Rose] – Um. Last thing? It’s really hard to remember. Trump banned all Muslims, but it got blocked by the judicial courts. That’s the biggest thing.
[ayan] – omg. Hitler’s back with a wig!
[50fiftyCents] – don’t be stupid. the muslim ban was a long time coming. Obama should have done it if he weren’t a traitor.
[America Group] – I’m Muslim. Several people in my group are, too.
[batman] – BURNED
[50fiftyCents] – i don’t mean all muslims are bad. but a lot of you are terrorists. we’ve got to protect Americans first.
[ayan] – so racist.
[50fiftyCents] – Fuck you!
[strider_479] – Let’s all STOP with the politics. We have a lot more to cover.
[Kent Scott] – Indeed. We should all meet up.
[plusOne] – where?
[Level 12 Warrior] – more like how
[Kent Scott] – I am in a well-protected city. If we meet where I am we will be safe.
[plusOne] – yes pls!
[Rose] – I don’t know where I am.
[Kent Scott] – Tell me what cities you all are in, or what continent.
[America Group] – Our group is in Karaz, a city in the Blighted Continent.
[BlackMage] – I’ve heard of that place. It’s constantly at war, right?
[Kent Scott] – Where are the rest of you?
[plusOne] – im in a city. its called Shieldmeet. i dont know anything else
[batman] – this is a total trap yo
[asdf] – help us i dont know where we are!!
[Loran Grimnar] – This isn’t a trap. We’re trying to link up.
[batman] – sez you. could be a trap.
[plusOne] – wtf is wrong with you? We’re all in this together.
[batman] – u could all be fake.
[Loran Grimnar] – Fake? What the hell are you on?
[BlackMage] – There are multiple continents on this planet, and this place is HUGE. I’m not sure we can meet so easily even if we know where everyone is.
[America Group] – Agreed. There’s a lot of extremely dangerous monsters where we are. Not a safe place.
[Kent Scott] – Tell me where the rest of you are.
[asdf] – help us please!!!!!!
[Loran Grimnar] – This is such a clusterfuck.
[America Group] – Let’s try to organize. We should start with a basic description from everyone. Write down your name, location, classes, and so on.
[Kent Scott] – That is a good idea.
[asdf] – HELP
[ayan] – so annoying!
[Loran Grimnar] – Would you STOP THAT? We’re trying to communicate here.
[asdf] – HELPHELP
[asdf] – HELP
[asdf] – HELP
[batman] – asdghhASDaj
[Loran Grimnar] – STOP.
[asdf] – help us pls!!! we need help!
[Loran Grimnar] – Why do you need help? WE ALL NEED HELP.
[asdf] – save us we r dying
[Loran Grimnar] – what really?
[asdf] – monsters r everywhere we need help!!
[America Group] – You’re under attack right now?
[plusOne] – omg.
[asdf] – not now but they will come BACK!
[asdf] – they’re coming out of ground. They liv down there.
[America Group] – Where? Do you know where you are? What country?
[Level 12 Warrior] – what continent more like. how many does this place have?
[asdf] – i dont know but we need HELP!
[strider_479] – We can’t help you unless we know where you are.
[ayan] – its too far how would you get there?
[asdf] – pls…
[America Group] – I’m sorry. Is there anywhere you can hide out?
[asdf] – please come
[strider_479] – Can you give us a description of the monsters? I’m with adventurers. They can give you tips on how to fight.
[asdf] – howW?????? WE HAVE NO WEAPONS
[strider_479] – Damn it.
[Kent Scott] – Describe where you are.
[batman] – To exit the simulation, please type ‘EXIT’ without the quotation marks in the chat box and hit send. A virtual aide will be sent to you momentarily to begin the extraction process.
[50fiftyCents] – EXIT
[plusOne] – exit
[ayan] – EXIT
[strider_479] – You trolling bastard.
[plusOne] – EXIT
[Level 12 Warrior] – EXIT
[asdf] – EXIT please now pls
[batman] – …lol
[plusOne] – FUCK YOU.
[Loran Grimnar] – Jesus. Can we kick batman off the chat? Or at least mute him or something?
[BlackMage] – Sorry. The system isn’t built that way.
[Prophet] – Do not take the Lord’s Name in vain.
[batman] – wut? lol
[strider_479] – Seriously batman, if you can’t contribute anything, please keep silent.
[Loran Grimnar] – Agreed.
[Squirtle344] – totally. shut the fuck up.
[batman] – ur all haters. u don’t know anything.
[asdf] – HELP US PLEASE YOU MUST HELP!
[Prophet] – Pray for Salvation and His Hand shall shelter you.
[Loran Grimnar] – …And now we’ve got crazies running around. Wonderful.
[Level 12 Warrior] – dude, shut up. we don’t need two worlds with your bullshit.
[Prophet] – All those who pray shall be Saved by the Lord our God.
[Kent Scott] – We must focus. Tell us your names. First name and last name.
[Squirtle344] – y?
[strider_479] – Zara Walker.
[plusOne] – caren glover
[Loran Grimnar] – Ridley Wallis
[ayan] – Thompson Green
[batman] – Bruce Wayne
[BlackMage] – This isn’t what we should be focusing on.
[America Group] – Agreed. We should be sharing information. Survival tips. Anything you know?
[ayan] – how do u do magic?
[batman] – with a wand. duh
[plusOne] – shut up.
[BlackMage] – You need to be activated. Not everyone has the potential to do magic, but another magic-user needs to test you.
[strider_479] – Important tips? Seems like leveling in this world is based on adversity, not repetition?
[50fiftyCents] – what? ENGLISH.
[Loran Grimnar] – She means that you can’t grind. But is that true?
[strider_479] – Seems like it. The bigger the challenges, the faster I’ve leveled.
[America Group] – I can confirm that.
[plusOne] – weird. Can u game the system?
[Loran Grimnar] – If we could, that would be amazing.
[User s has joined the conversation.]
[16 Users Connected]
[plusOne] – oh hey another one!
[America Group] – Welcome s.
[Level 12 Warrior] – i know how to game the system. multiple classes. the more you have, the more skills you get!
[Loran Grimnar] – Acquiring new classes is hard. I don’t have more than 3.
[strider_479] – This is so unfocused. Can we split up the chat somehow?
[BlackMage] – I’m sorry, this is the best I can do.
[Kent Scott] – s, what is your first and last name? Where are you from?
[s] – ?
[ayan] – wut
[batman] – looool
[s] – I can read little. Can u translat my language?? �
��्या आप हिन्दी बोलते हैं?
[ayan] – omg wtf is that?
[Loran Grimnar] – That’s some kind of middle eastern language, I think. Can anyone read it?
[batman] – i can.
[plusOne] – bullshit
[BlackMage] – Hang on, I think I can use Google Translate.
[ayan] – offline???
[Loran Grimnar] – You have the app? SWEET!
[batman] – खतरे यहाँ है बात नहीं करते नकली व्यक्ति यहाँ है asshole
[Loran Grimnar] – What did batman just say?
[User s has disconnected.]
[15 Users Connected]
[plusOne] – OMG YOU BASTARD.
[ayan] – wft did you type?
[batman] – haha rekt!
[BlackMage] – I just translated that. batman, I’m warning you. If you keep acting like this, in the future you will NOT be invited to other calls.
[batman] – पसंदीदा फिल्म पूछें go fuck yourself
[plusOne] – omg stfu!
[ayan] – please tell me we can kick batman
[Level 12 Warrior] – it all makes sense. hes some dude who doesn’t know English trolling around.
[Loran Grimnar] – Damnit. Can we just FOCUS for one second?
[Kent Scott] – Agreed.
[BlackMage] – Actually, I’ve got a better idea. Everyone name one of your favorite movies. It’s very important. Mine was the fourth Harry Potter movie.
[ayan] – wut?
[50fiftyCents] – are you insane?
[Rose] – ???
[America Group] – Just do it. Lord of the Rings.
[strider_479] – Seriously. Stop asking questions. I watched Red Dog as a kid.
[ayan] – um okay, Spiderman.
[twinTrouble_53] – The Princess Bride.
[asdf] – y? Star Wars Episode III.
[Loran Grimnar] – Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
[Rose] – Interstallar? Not my absolute favorite but..
[50fiftyCents] – alien. best movie ever.
[plusOne] – independance day or godzilla
[Squirtle344] – Naruto: Road to Ninja!
[Level 12 Warrior] – Back to the Future
[batman] – BATMAN! THE DARK KNIGHT BITCHES!
[plusOne] – everything u say makes me feel like i have cancer. The Matrix.
[Kent Scott] – Spiderman was my favorite movie as well.
[BlackMage] – Prophet?
[Prophet] – The only Truth is the will of God, not baser delights.
[America Group] – We need to know.
[strider_479] – Tell us.