The Wandering Inn_Volume 1

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by Pirateaba


  “Ah, I see we have some provided for us.”

  Flos reached for a gold-and-porcelain gravy boat. Trey and Teres exchanged another look. It was surreal to eat the food of their home on plates meant for royalty. But that was Flos. He wanted to try every food from their home, and so every day the kitchen staff would try to create something from earth with mixed results.

  “Mm. Far better than that black pudding that was served yesterday.”

  Flos chewed down three Yorkshire puddings with delight while Trey and Teres shared one. They’d just had breakfast after all. Then Flos leaned back, a cup of mulled wine in his hands, and a Yorkshire pudding in the other.

  “Now, on to the most delightful moment of my day. We had talked yesterday of your world. I understand the geography, although I can scarcely comprehend that every part of your world—a round world, no less!—is mapped. I thought long about what you had told me about the nature of planets last night. Is it perhaps that the edge of the world is linked by magic to the other edge of your world?”

  Teres groaned and Trey shook his head as Flos stared at them expectantly.

  “No, we told you, there’s no magic in our world!”

  “That you know of.”

  “Yes! And we know a lot!”

  “Hmm. But then, your world truly is round, and there is no edge? No…place where the ocean ends?”

  “No!”

  Flos shook his head in amazement as the twins shook their heads in exasperation. He had the worst hangup about some things. Flos readily and estatically accepted the idea that the moon and the stars were other planets, far, far away. He was completely happy to listen to the twins tell him that lightning could be harnessed, steam could be turned into an engine, and oil could be made into a fuel that allowed men to fly in metal birds through the sky.

  It was almost incredible how easily he accepted such things, actually. But there was one thing Flos couldn’t understand.

  “Yet you say your laws apply to every planet. Each one is…round.”

  “Yes, Flos. But it doesn’t feel round. You can walk across the entire world, or sail, and you’d never feel it getting curved. It would feel flat, but you’d be able to go the whole way around because it’s round, you see?”

  Teres took over for Trey while he sipped some water, preparing his throat for a lot of speaking. Flos scratched his head.

  “I believe I understand. And yet, that is not true of this world.”

  “It is!”

  Exasperated, Teres’ sister glared at Flos.

  “I know this world is big, but if you took a ship—look, you could calculate the earth is round by looking at the sun and shadows! People in Greece did it thousands of years ago!”

  “I have no doubt you are telling me the truth. But this world is not round.”

  “How do you—”

  “There is an edge of the world. A place where the sea ends.”

  Flos held up a hand to forestall Teres. She broke off, staring. Flos frowned.

  “I have never seen it. But there have been mighty [Captains] and fearless [Sailors] and [Travellers] who have attempted to find the edge of the known world, Teres. If the world was round they would have come around the other side and said so, yes? But they do not. Out of every thousand ships that has dared to travel to the edge of the world, past Baleros, past Rhir, only one or two ever comes back.”

  “Really?”

  Flos nodded, meeting Trey’s gaze somberly.

  “Yes. They come back screaming of a blackness which the water pours into, a place where light does not exist. The end of the world. So you tell me the world is round in your world, and I believe you. But what is true in your world is not true here.”

  The twins stared at the King and felt the ground beneath them shift. A world with an end to it. Trey sat up in his chair, heart racing at the thought.

  “How—how many people have seen the edge of the world? I mean, really?”

  “In this lifetime? I doubt you would find more than one or two alive, if any. But those who have come back have been written of, and I have read many books which say the same. And the [Sailors] have their own tales. They believe it. As do the islanders.”

  “Islanders?”

  “I told you of them, did I not? They live on an archipelago, closest to that end of the world. The next time Orthenon shows you his maps, ask him to point it out to you. They know not to sail too far in one direction, less they vanish forever. And—there are stories that sometimes something comes up from that place. Things that kill all they encounter and die slowly, if at all.”

  There was suddenly a bit less warmth in the room. Trey shivered. He unconsciously reached out and Teres gripped his hand and squeezed it tightly.

  “I have never been to the islands, so I do not know if those rumors are true. If I ever meet an islander that is not trying to kill me, I will ask. For now, let us speak of more pleasant things.”

  Flos shook his head, and the dark atmosphere dissipated. He looked at the twins, and now there was excitement in his eyes.

  “I asked you about the history of your nations yesterday. But do you recall what I wished to speak of today? Heroes. Tell me of your heroes and leaders, those who shook your world.”

  “Okay? Um—anyone in particular?”

  “The most famous ones. The bravest, the strongest—and the ones which exist only in legend.”

  “What, you mean like stories? Like Hercules and—Superman?”

  “Super…man?”

  Flos leaned forwards, scooting his chair forwards, suddenly filled with excitement.

  “There is a hero known as a Superman? Tell me about him first.”

  “No—he’s a superhero. Not a real person!”

  Teres held up her hands. Flos stared at her, eyes shining.

  “A superhero? What is that?”

  That was how Trey and Teres found themselves eating Yorkshire pudding in a palace, sitting with a [King] and telling him about Superman. Flos sat forwards, forgetting to eat or drink as he listened, enraptured, to stories about their world. He was like a child in that he demanded to hear stories of Earth, everything from the food Trey and Teres had eaten, to things like the shows they watched on telly, and what a telly actually was.

  Flos was in love with the idea of comic books, of tv shows and video games when he got his head around the idea of them. He was a boy listening to tales of another world when he sat with Tres and Trey. But he was not like a child in how he reacted.

  As it turned out, Flos was not interested in Superman at all, but found the idea of Batman intriguing, and Spiderman fascinating. He kept asking questions about him, and Teres, who’d read a few comics while browsing bookshops, struggled to answer properly.

  “And you say these heroes exist in another world, made up in the minds of the people?”

  “No. Yes! It’s a story. But there’s movies about them, books, comic books, video games, songs…”

  “Songs? Sing one for me.”

  “No!”

  “Why not?”

  “It’s embarrassing. Trey, you do it.”

  “Why me? You do it, Teres!”

  Embarrassment over singing the Spiderman song aside, Teres found that Flos was soon bored of superheroes. When he heard that most, if not all of them had died at one point and come back to life, Flos just shook his head and asked to hear about real heroes. So they told him about the people that had conquered entire nations when they lived.

  To his surprise, Trey found that Flos was not interested at all in Alexander the Great. Privately, the boy thought Flos and Alexander sounded very similar, but Flos did not enjoy the comparison.

  “A [King] who failed to fulfill his dream? He wished to see the sea, did he not? And he failed? What good is his dream then? No—what sort of [King] would fail his subjects so? They shared his dream, won him victories and carried him across countless lands. But he failed them. No, I do not wish to hear of a failure such as that.”

  Flos pau
sed, and laughed shortly.

  “He is too much like myself, I fear.”

  The same went for King Arthur, strangely. Even though he probably hadn’t existed, he was a point of pride for Teres and Trey, that their country had claim to one of the real heroes of legend. Yet the King of Britannia pulled little weight in Flos’ books. He just muttered to himself about arrogant [Mages] when he heard about Merlin, and had to be convinced that King Arthur wasn’t just a pawn of fate. He wasn’t impressed with the act of drawing a sword out of a stone, either.

  “I can do that too. What measure of a King is this?”

  Trey exchanged a glance with Teres. He had no doubt Flos could actually pull a sword out of a stone, but he was at a loss as to how to explain the difference. Flos just shook his head dismissively. He looked at Trey.

  “A real leader this time. Please.”

  “Okay. What about…Genghis Khan?”

  “Ah. That is a worthy name. Tell me of him. Or her?”

  Trey had to do almost all the explaining this time. Teres didn’t remember much, so Trey had to wrack his brains for any details. Of the twins, Trey knew more about history than Teres and it was he who spoke up more when it came to people who had actually existed, rather than mythical people.

  “I have fought mounted raiders like these Mongols as you describe them. It is not a pleasant experience. I could well imagine them conquering a vast portion of the world if not checked.”

  Flos nodded. He looked at Trey and Teres, impressed for some reason.

  “You two are well versed in the stories and history of your world. Tell me, were you scholars? How did you come to know so many tales?”

  Teres shrugged.

  “Our da told us a lot of stories when he’d get home from work. When he did, he’d talk with us until he fell asleep in his chair.”

  She smiled and Trey grinned at her, as they remembered those happy moments. Then the smile vanished; they remembered they hadn’t seen their father in over a month. Flos cleared his throat and the twins looked at him. But he didn’t change the subject.

  “I regret that I have not met him. Perhaps one day I shall. Tell me about him, if you would.”

  So they did. Their father wasn’t an exciting man to them; he was a good father, but he had a steady job, a slightly boring one. Teres flushed a bit when she told Flos he was a train guard who travelled a lot and seldom came home. Trey looked down moodily and Flos noticed.

  “A working job is a fine one. What is there to be ashamed of?”

  Teres bit her lip. Trey tried to explain. It wasn’t that being a train guard wasn’t bad—it just wasn’t being a conductor, or a train driver. It wasn’t the worst paying job, but it was the kind of thing you could get into fights over if you went to a nice school where some kids had parents with ‘better’ jobs.

  “Ah. I see.”

  Flos pondered, and then shook his head.

  “Actually, I fail to. I can imagine such squabbles being similar to those I have seen in courts, where the daughters and sons of the lesser aristocracy squabble with those of a higher rank…but I have not experienced that directly myself.”

  Trey bit his lip, remembering he was speaking to a [King]. Flos frowned as he bit into his pudding.

  “I must confess, I understand little about money. But your father works hard, does he not?”

  “Yes!”

  “Then he is worthy of praise. That is all I understand, and all I care to. Those who work hard should be rewarded, regardless of station.”

  The twins fell silent at that. There was a dismissive tone in Flos’ voice. Not dismissive in a bad way. Just a fact. The world is the way I say it is, and so I am right.

  “I note that Trey seems to know more of such figures than you, Teres. Why is that?”

  “I like school and studying. That’s all.”

  Trey hunched his shoulders a bit guiltily, but Flos nodded.

  “What is there not to like? A place where the young may learn free of danger, in their own time. I have not encountered such a system in this world, nor thought to implement one myself. There are academies, institutions where the gifted may learn. Some to become [Tacticians], or [Knights] who serve first as [Squires]…and of course there is Wistram which trains mages and other mage schools. But never a place where all may learn, free of charge. Where all must learn. It has a certain attraction to it.”

  He paused, frowned, and then sighed, suddenly dispirited.

  “And yet, these ‘schools’ are dangerous in of themselves. If being a student is a class—and you seem to describe it as such, I fear I must not allow any schools to be created. At least, not as they exist in your world.”

  “What? Why?”

  They looked at him, surprised. Flos hesitated. He looked around the room, oddly, as if he expected someone to be listening. But Flos had banned servants from entering when they’d glared at Trey and Teres for calling Flos by his name. He looked at Trey and Teres and seemed to come to a decision after a moment of thought.

  “I am a [King]. I have lived many years, and come to understand the way in which leveling works. I know secrets, Trey, Teres, of the true nature of classes and Skills. Other rulers lack my knowledge, simply because they have never reached the level I possess. I shall share one insight with you, but you must keep it secret.”

  They nodded, fascinated. Flos took a breath and glanced at the door. Then he leaned forwards and whispered to the twins.

  “The more classes one has, the weaker they become. Or should I say—the weaker they will become over time? What I mean is, a person with a single class will always reach a higher level than one with many classes.”

  They stared at him. Teres coughed.

  “No kidding?”

  The King of Destruction looked bemused.

  “That is an important secret! It is a secret of rulers, and why they forbid their offspring to take up common classes.”

  “Yeah. That makes sense.”

  Their cavalier response seemed to irk Flos. In truth, it made sense to Trey. He’d played videogames. He knew how such systems worked. But this was some grand piece of knowledge in this world, apparently. Flos frowned as he bit his lip.

  “I admit, it is not an earthshattering secret. But what about this one? Some classes are simply better than others.”

  He paused and frowned.

  “No, again, perhaps better is not the right word. I can understand what I mean in my head, but out loud I struggle to explain. Let me try again.”

  Flos thought for a moment and then nodded.

  “Many classes are specific to one need. A [Farmer] grows crops and manages his land and his livestock. A [Weaver] creates things made of thread; a [Blacksmith] works with iron. They can expand their skillset, but a [Farmer] will never acquire skills to aid in dancing. He may well gain a Skill that allows him to defend his land in combat, or one that allows him to lead others that he might expand his helpers, or one that helps him heal injured people or animals. But he is still locked into his path, you see?”

  The twins nodded. That was straightforward. Flos dipped his half-eaten Yorkshire pudding in the gravy again, which made them both stare at him. He ate it down, ignoring their looks.

  “But some classes have more…opportunity. And more force in them. A [Survivor] has many Skills, but a [Lord] will have more powerful Skills, although he may take Skills from many walks of life. And a [King] stands above all other classes, one of the few that has the strongest Skills, the most powerful benefits. There are other classes, and other combinations of classes that have strength too. But if you aim to reach the highest level possible, you must know what it is you search for, not squander your strength. That is why I have prevented you from taking useless classes like [Servant] or [Warrior] without knowing what you will become. Do you understand?”

  “Yes. Does this mean you know of some…combined classes?”

  “A few. But I would not necessarily steer you towards such classes. In the end, you must stil
l find what suits you. It will become obvious in time. But enough of my world. Back to yours.”

  He looked expectantly at Trey. The young man scratched his head. Teres nudged him.

  “What about Churchhill?”

  “Oh! Right!”

  They had told Flos about World War II in the broadest of terms, but he was fascinated to hear the role that Britain had played back then. However, Flos was less enamored of the great Winston Churchill, for a reason that seemed petty to Trey and Teres.

  “You think his joke is bad? It’s just a comeback! ‘You are ugly, tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly. That’s not nice, but it is funny!’”

  Flos shook his head, crossing his arms adamantly as Teres argued with him.

  “A ruler should not speak so to his subjects, or to anyone else for that matter. Humorous it may be, but a common insult is just that. Common.”

  Thereafter he completely lost interest in any more tales about Churchill, much to the twin’s private indignation.

  “I have heard of great leaders, but these are your people, are they not? Tell me of your greatest enemies, those who made your nation shudder in fear. I would know of them too.”

  That was a loaded question, and though one person immediately sprang into Teres’ mind, Trey had another thought. Perhaps it was inevitable that Trey thought of Gandhi. Because he was everything Flos was not.

  And he fascinated the King of Destruction.

  The instant Trey began telling Flos about Gandhi and what he had done—taking his home country of India back from British rule with nonviolence, with peaceful protest and the idea of passive resistance, Flos had to stand up and pace about the room. He couldn’t contain his excitement.

  “That is a far better tale than any you have told me thus far. Gandhi. A name to inspire. You say he took a country, a nation without a single death? And it happened? Truly?”

  Trey hesitated. Teres stared at him and they shared the same thought.

 

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