Complete Works of Sheridan Le Fanu (Illustrated)

by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu

  “How do you do, uncle? Were you in the room when I took the two hundred to one?” inquired the young man.

  “By my conscience, I was, Hal, and wish you joy with all my heart. It was a sporting bet on both sides, and as game a fight as the world ever saw.”

  “I must be off,” continued the young man. “I promised to look in at Lady Stukely’s tonight; but before I go, you must know they are all affronted with you at the manor. The girls are positively outrageous, and desired me to command your presence tomorrow on pain of excommunication.”

  “Give my tender regards to them both,” replied the major, “and assure them that I will be proud to obey them. But don’t you know my friend O’Connor,” he added, in a lower tone, “you are old acquaintances, I believe?”

  “Unless my memory deceives me, I have had the honour of meeting Mr. O’Connor before,” said the young man, with a cold bow, which was returned by O’Connor with more than equal hauteur. “Recollect, uncle, no excuses,” added young Ashwoode, as he retreated from the chamber— “you have promised to give tomorrow to the girls. Adieu.”

  “There goes as finished a specimen of a mad-cap, rakehelly young devil as ever carried the name of Ashwoode or the blood of the O’Leary’s,” observed the uncle; “but come, we must look to the sport.”

  So saying, the major, exerting his formidable strength, and accompanying his turbulent progress with a large distribution of apologetic and complimentary speeches of the most high-flown kind, shoved and jostled his way to a vacant place near the front of the benches, and, seating himself there, began to give and take bets to a large amount upon the next main. Tired of the noise, and nearly stifled with the heat of the place, O’Connor, seeing that the major was resolved to act independently of him, thought that he might as well consult his own convenience as stay there to be stunned and suffocated without any prospect of expediting the major’s retreat; he therefore turned about and retraced his steps through the passage which we have mentioned. The grateful coolness of the air, and the lassitude induced by the scene in which he had taken a part, though no very prominent one, induced him to pause in the first room to which the passage, as we have said, gave access; and happening to espy a bench in one of the recesses of the windows, he threw himself upon it, thoroughly to receive the visitings of the cool, hovering air. As he lay listless and silently upon this rude couch, he was suddenly disturbed by a sound of someone treading the yard beneath. A figure sprang across toward the window; and almost instantaneously Larry Toole — for the moonlight clearly revealed the features of the intruder — was presented at the aperture, and with an energetic spring, accompanied by a no less energetic, devotional ejaculation, that worthy vaulted into the chamber, agitated, excited, and apparently at his wits’ end.

  CHAPTER VII.

  THREE GRIM FIGURES IN A LONELY LANE — TWO QUEER GUESTS RIDING TO TONY BLIGH’S — THE WATCHER IN DANGER — AND THE HIGHWAYMEN.

  A liberal and unsolicited attention to the affairs of other people, was one among the many amiable peculiarities of Mr. Laurence Toole: he had hardly, therefore, seen the major and O’Connor fairly beyond the threshold of the “Cock and Anchor,” when he donned his cocked hat and followed their steps, allowing, however, an interval sufficiently long to secure himself against detection. Larry Toole well knew the purposes to which the squalid mansion which we have described was dedicated, and having listened for a few moments at the door, to allow his master and his companion time to reach the inner sanctuary of vice and brutality, whither it was the will of Major O’Leary to lead his reluctant friend, this faithful squire entered at the halfopen door, and began to traverse the passage which we have before mentioned. He was not, however, permitted long to do so undisturbed. The grim sentinel of these unhallowed regions on a sudden upreared his towering proportions, heaving his huge shoulders with a very unpleasant appearance of preparation for an effort, and with two or three formidable strides, brought himself up with the presumptuous intruder.

  “What do you want here — eh! you d —— d scarecrow?” exclaimed the porter, in a tone which made the very walls to vibrate.

  Larry was too much astounded to reply — he therefore remained mute and motionless.

  “See, my good cove,” observed the gaunt porter, in the same impressive accents of admonition— “make yourself scarce, d’ye mind; and if you want to see the pit, go round — we don’t let potboys and pickpockets in at this side — cut and run, or I’ll have to give you a lift.”

  Larry was no poltroon; but another glance at the colossal frame of the porter quelled effectually whatever pugnacious movements might have agitated his soul; and the little man, having deigned one look of infinite contempt, which told his antagonist, as plainly as any look could do, that he owed his personal safety solely and exclusively to the sublime and unmerited pity of Mr. Laurence Toole, that dignified individual turned on his heel, and withdrew somewhat precipitately through the door which he had just entered.

  The porter grinned, rolled his quid luxuriously till it made the grand tour of his mouth, shrugged his square shoulders, and burst into a harsh chuckle. Such triumphs as the one he had just enjoyed, were the only sweet drops which mingled in the bitter cup of his savage existence. Meanwhile, our romantic friend, traversing one or two dark lanes, made his way easily enough to the more public entrance of this temple of fortune. The door which our friend Larry now approached lay at the termination of a long and narrow lane, enclosed on each side with dead walls of brick — at the far end towered the dark outline of the building, and over the arched doorway burned a faint and dingy light, without strength enough to illuminate even the bricks against which it hung, and serving only in nights of extraordinary darkness as a dim, solitary star, by which the adventurous night rambler might shape his course. The moon, however, was now shining broad and clear into the broken lane, revealing every inequality and pile of rubbish upon its surface, and throwing one side of the enclosure into black, impenetrable shadow. Without premeditation or choice, it happened that our friend Larry was walking at the dark side of the lane, and shrouded in the deep obscurity he advanced leisurely toward the doorway. As he proceeded, his attention was arrested by a figure which presented itself at the entrance of the building, accompanied by two others, as it appeared, about to pass forth into the lane through which he himself was moving. They were engaged in animated debate as they approached — the conversation was conducted in low and earnest tones — their gestures were passionate and sudden — their progress interrupted by many halts — and the party evinced certain sinister indications of uneasy vigilance and caution, which impressed our friend with a dark suspicion of mischief, which was strengthened by his recognition of two of the persons composing the little group. His curiosity was irresistibly piqued, and he instinctively paused, lest the sound of his advancing steps should disturb the conference, and more than half in the undefined hope that he might catch the substance of their conversation before his presence should be detected. In this object he was perfectly successful.

  In the form which first offered itself, he instantly detected the well-known proportions and features of young Ashwoode’s groom, who had attended his master into town; and in company with this fellow stood a person whom Larry had just as little difficulty in recognizing as a ruffian who had twice escaped the gallows by the critical interposition of fortune — once by a flaw in the indictment, and again through lack of sufficient evidence in law — each time having stood his trial on a charge of murder. It was not very wonderful, then, that this startling companionship between his old fellow-servant and Will Harris (or, as he was popularly termed, “Brimstone Bill”) should have piqued the curiosity of so inquisitive a person as Larry Toole.

  In company with these worthies was a third, wrapped in a heavy riding-coat, and who now and then slightly took part in the conversation. They all talked in low, earnest whispers, casting many a stealthy glance backward as they advanced through the dim avenue toward our curious friend.


  As the party approached, Larry ensconced himself in the recess formed by the projection of two dilapidated brick piers, between which hung a crazy door, and in whose front there stood a mound of rubbish some three feet in height. In such a position he not unreasonably thought himself perfectly secure.

  “Why, what the devil ails you now, you cursed cowardly ninny,” whispered Brimstone Bill, through his set teeth— “what can happen you, win or lose? — turn up black, or turn up red, is it not all one to you, you mouth, you? Your carcase is safe and sound — then what do you funk for now? Rouse yourself, you d —— d idiot, or I’ll drive a brace of lead pellets through your brains — rouse yourself!”

  Thus speaking, he shook the groom roughly by the collar.

  “Stop, Bill — hands off,” muttered the man, sulkily— “I’m not funking — you know I’m not; but I don’t want to see him finished — I don’t want to see him murdered when there’s no occasion for it — there’s no great harm in that; we want his ribben, not his blood; there’s no profit in taking his life.”

  “Booby! listen to me,” replied the ruffian, in the same tone of intense impatience. “What do I want with his life any more than you do? Nothing. Do not I wish to do the thing genteelly as much as you? He shall not lose a drop of blood, nor his skin have a scratch, if he knows how to behave and be a good boy. Bah! we need but show him the lead towels, and the job’s done. Look you, I and Jack will sit in the private room of the ‘Bleeding Horse.’ Old Tony’s a trump, and asks no questions; so, as you pass, give the window a skelp of the whip, and we’ll be out in the snapping of a flint. Leave the rest to us. You have your instructions, you kedger, so act up to them, and the devil himself can’t spoil our sport.”

  “You may look out for us, then,” said the servant, “in less than two hours. He never stays late at Lady Stukely’s, and he must be home before two o’clock.”

  “Do not forget to grease the hammers,” suggested the fellow in the heavy coat.

  “He doesn’t carry pistols tonight,” replied the attendant.

  “So much the better — all my luck,” exclaimed Brimstone— “I would not swap luck with the chancellor.”

  “The devil’s children, they say,” observed the gentleman in the large coat, “have the devil’s luck.”

  These were the last words Larry Toole could distinguish as the party moved onward. He ventured, however, although with grievous tremors, to peep out of his berth to ascertain the movements of the party. They all stopped at a distance of some twenty or thirty yards from the spot where he crouched, and for a time appeared again absorbed in earnest debate. On a sudden, however, the fellow in the riding-coat, having frequently looked suspiciously up the lane in which they stood, stooped down, and, picking up a large stone, hurled it with his whole force in the direction of the embrasure in which Larry was lurking. The missile struck the projecting pier within a yard of that gentleman’s head, with so much force that the stone burst into fragments and descended in a shower of splinters about his ears. This astounding salute was instantly followed by an occurrence still more formidable — for the ruffian, not satisfied with the test already applied, strode up in person to the doorway in which Larry had placed himself. It was well for that person that he was sheltered in front by the mass of rubbish which we have mentioned: at the foot of this he lay coiled, not daring even to breathe; every moment expecting to feel the cold point of the villain’s sword poking against his ribs, and half inclined to start upon his feet and shout for help, although conscious that to do so would scarcely leave him a chance for his life. The suspicions of the wretch were, fortunately for Larry, ill-directed. He planted one foot upon the heap of loose materials which, along with the deep shadow, constituted poor Mr. Toole’s only safeguard; and while the stones which his weight dislodged rolled over that prostrate person, he pushed open the door and gazed into the yard, lest any inquisitive ear or eye might have witnessed more than was consistent with the safety of the confederates of Brimstone Bill. The fellow was satisfied, and returned whistling, with affected carelessness, towards his comrades.

  More dead than alive, Larry remained mute and motionless for many minutes, not daring to peep forth from his hiding-place; when at length he mustered courage to do so, he saw the two robbers still together, and again shrunk back into his retreat. Luckily for the poor wight, the fellow who had looked into the yard left the door unclosed, which, after a little time perceiving, Larry glided stealthily in on all fours, and in a twinkling sprang into the window at which his master lay, as we have already recorded.

  CHAPTER VIII.

  THE WARNING — SHOWING HOW LARRY TOOLE FARED — WHOM HE SAW AND WHAT HE SAID — AND HOW MUCH GOOD AND HOW LITTLE HE DID — AND MOREOVER RELATING HOW SOMEBODY WAS LAID IN THE MIRE — AND HOW HENRY ASHWOODE PUT HIS FOOT IN THE STIRRUP.

  Flurried and frightened as Larry was, his agitation was not strong enough to overcome in him the national, instinctive abhorrence of the character of an informer. To the close interrogatories of his master, he returned but vague and evasive answers. A few dark hints he threw out as to the cause of his alarm, but preserved an impenetrable silence respecting alike its particular nature and the persons of whose participation in the scheme he was satisfied.

  In language incoherent and nearly unintelligible from excitement, he implored O’Connor to allow him to absent himself for about one hour, promising the most important results, in case his request was complied with, and vowing upon his return to tell him everything about the matter from beginning to end.

  Seeing the agonized earnestness of the man, though wholly uninformed of the cause of his uneasiness, which Larry constantly refused to divulge, O’Connor granted him the permission which he desired, and both left the building together. O’Connor pursued his way to the “Cock and Anchor,” where, restored to his chamber and to solitude, he abandoned himself once more to the current of his wayward thoughts.

  Our friend Larry, however, was no sooner disengaged from his master, than he began, at his utmost speed, to thread the narrow and complicated lanes and streets which lay between the haunt of profligacy which we have just described, and the eastern extremity of the city. After an interrupted run of nearly half an hour through pitchy dark and narrow streets, he emerged into Stephen’s Green; at the eastern side of which, among other buildings of lesser note, there then stood, and perhaps (with a new face, and some slight external changes) still stands, a large and handsome mansion. Toward this building, conspicuous in the distance by the red glare of dozens of links and torches which flared and flashed outside, and by the gay light streaming from its many windows, Larry made his way. Too eager and hurried to pass along the sides of the square by the common road, he clambered over the broken wall which surrounded it, plunged through the broad trench, and ran among the deep grass and rank weeds, now heavy with the dews of night; over the broad area he pursued his way, startling the quiet cattle from their midnight slumbers, and hastening rather than abating his speed, as he drew near to the termination of his hurried mission. As he approached, the long dark train of carriages, every here and there lighted by some flaming link still unextinguished, and surrounded by crowds of idle footmen, sufficiently indicated the scene of Lady Stukely’s hospitalities. In a moment Larry had again crossed the fences which enclosed the square, and passing the broad road among the carriages, chairs, and lackeys, he sprang up the steps of the house, and thundered lustily at the hall-door. It was opened by a gruff and corpulent porter with a red face and majestic demeanour, who, having learned from Larry that he had an important message for Mr. Henry Ashwoode, desired him, in as few words as possible, to step into the hall. The official then swung the massive door to, rolled himself into his well-cushioned throne, and having scanned Larry’s proportions for a minute or two with one eye, which he kept half open for such purposes, he ejaculated —

  “Mr. Finley, I say, Mr. Finley, here’s one with a message upwards.” Having thus delivered himself, he shut down his open eye,
screwed his eyebrows, and became absorbed in abstruse meditation. Meanwhile, Mr. Finley, in person arrayed in a rich livery, advanced languidly toward Larry Toole, throwing into his face a dreamy and supercilious expression, while with one hand he faintly fanned himself with a white pocket handkerchief.

  “Your most obedient servant to command,” drawled the footman, as he advanced. “What can I do, my good soul, to obleege you?”

  “I only want to see the young master — that’s young Mr. Ashwoode,” replied Larry, “for one minute, and that’s all.”

  The footman gazed upon him for a moment with a languid smile, and observed in the same sleepy tone, “Absolutely impossible — amposseeble, as they say at the Pallais Royal.”

  “But, blur an’ agers,” exclaimed Larry, “it’s a matther iv life an’ death, robbery an’ murdher.”

  “Bloody murder!” echoed the man in a sweet, low voice, and with a stare of fashionable abstraction.

  “Well, tear an’ ‘oun’s,” cried Larry, almost beside himself with impatience, “if you won’t bring him down to me, will you even as much as carry him a message?”

  “To say the truth, and upon my honour,” replied the man, “I can’t engage to climb up stairs just now, they are so devilish fatiguing. Don’t you find them so?”

  The question was thrown out in that vacant, inattentive way which seems to dispense with an answer.

  “By my soul!” rejoined Larry, almost crying with vexation, “it’s a hard case. Do you mane to tell me, you’ll neither bring him down to me nor carry him up a message?”

  “You have, my excellent fellow,” replied the footman, placidly, “precisely conveyed my meaning.”

  “By the hokey!” cried Larry, “you’re fairly breaking my heart. In the divil’s name, can you as much as let me stop here till he’s comin’ down?”