“Then don’t.”
“Go to hell.” She closed her eyes and seemed to gather herself. “What good is revenge if he doesn’t know that you’re the one serving it to him? I know you, Kit, and you’ll want to let him know exactly which of his sins he’s paying for. And once he knows it was you, it’ll come back to you, here.” She gestured around the shop, as if he didn’t already know what was at stake. “And to me. And to my family. Unless you plan to kill him.” When Kit didn’t answer right away, she sucked in a breath. “Christ. Do you plan to kill him?”
“No,” he said. “I’m not going to kill him.” If anyone deserved a knife in the heart it was Clare, but Kit wouldn’t be the one to put it there. “As for the rest of it, I don’t need him to know who I am. It’s enough that I know.”
Betty looked at him long and searchingly. “Then you’ll do this sober, Christopher.” She crossed her arms, looking as displeased with him as she ever had, including during the ruby diadem incident.
“Yes, Elizabeth,” he said, trying to tease her back to their usual good relations. He needed her, not as a fence, certainly not as a serving girl, but as his friend. He had known her since she was a child, running around London in her brother’s clothes, delivering messages and arranging meetings for her father. She had arrived in his life when he thought he’d never again be able to give a damn for anyone ever again, least of all a child, and certainly not a surly, ill-tempered child, but here they were. He had watched her grow up, and she had seen him at his worst and stuck around anyway. In Rob’s absence, she was his closest friend, and even before Rob disappeared, Betty had been indispensable. He didn’t have any illusions about this indispensability going both ways: Betty didn’t need anyone. When her father died, she had quietly taken over the family business and was, in Kit’s professional opinion, the best fence in London. She could get a good price for anything and make sure it was never traced back to its original owner. The only thing Kit contributed was the coffeehouse, which provided a convenient meeting place with the people she called her customers.
If this robbery was going to cause a rift with Betty, he needed to do something to reassure her. He couldn’t and wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to get revenge against Clare, but he could keep his involvement as minimal as possible. He could plan the thing at arm’s length. After all, planning had always been his particular talent, a well-organized plan being nine-tenths of a successful robbery, and the other tenth consisting of sheer bravado, a bit of luck, and a cheerful willingness to stare down the barrel of a pistol. And gin, probably, but Kit could do without that, especially if—
“Betty,” he said as the plan coalesced in his mind. “Sit down.” He pulled out a chair for her.
“Some of us have work to do,” she said, evidently determined to sulk for the rest of the day. “It’s past nine, and you’ll have people at the door soon. You might want to, oh, I don’t know, brew some coffee.”
“They can wait,” he said. “Come. Sit down. I have a plan.”
Chapter 14
Percy thumbed through the invitations that sat on his writing desk. It seemed his return to England had not gone entirely unnoticed, despite his best intentions.
When Marian had sprung the news of his father’s bigamy on him, Percy had been in England for a matter of hours. He had hardly had time to get used to being home, after an absence of over two years, before he was uprooted again, this time a distance further than the span of the channel.
All the invitations were addressed to Lord Holland, and he—Edward Percy, or whoever he was—had no claim on them. He had no claim to the company of the friends with whom he used to visit gaming halls and pleasure gardens. He had no claim on any aspect of the life he had once lived as Lord Holland, and he had too much pride to help himself to something that wasn’t rightly his.
He supposed an entirely different sort of man might have counted on the support of his friends, might have assumed they would stand by him regardless of his changed circumstances. But Percy knew that if one of his friends had turned out to be the subject of a scandal and the fodder for gossip the likes of which England hadn’t seen in a generation, Percy would have bitterly resented the man for bringing Percy’s name into association with his own. As a matter of dignity, he couldn’t expect more from his former friends than he would have given them himself.
And so he found himself at something of a loose end, loath to spend any more time in Clare House than strictly necessary but without anywhere else to go or anyone to see.
He dressed in his plainest clothes and set off on foot in the direction of Webb’s, for lack of anything better to do—not because he was beginning to enjoy the place, not because he found himself at the end of the first volume of Tom Jones and eager to begin the next. Almost as an afterthought, he recalled that it had been a few days since the punching incident, and Webb might be ready to accept his proposition.
On his way, he passed a boisterous throng surrounding a raised platform in Covent Garden and slowed his pace. Amid the shouts of the crowd and the jingle of coin he heard another, infinitely more intriguing sound: the clatter of blade upon blade.
Percy’s hand went to his hip, in an almost longing reach for a weapon that wasn’t there. Since returning to England, he had yearned for a chance to fence. Ordinarily, he sparred with those of his peers who were similarly interested in the pastime, but that was presently out of the question. Sometimes he even visited a fencing studio—low sorts of places, but needs must—but it seemed that during his absence, something of a fashion for fencing had sprung up among the more daring sons of the aristocracy. And so Percy had spent the weeks since his return eyeing his weapons, occasionally taking them out to sharpen or polish, but with no prospect of putting them to good use.
It had been his mother who insisted that he learn to fence, on the theory that Percy, who had been so small as to be nearly delicate, needed to develop some talent at intimidation. He was the last of the Percys; his mother had hoped for more, but she got a thin, pale, invisible, charmless child and made the most of him. And for that, Percy was grateful.
Nobody would have considered the late Duchess of Clare to be a doting mother, but she had detected in her son the early signs of a fatal weakness and done her best to teach him to conquer this failing. She had seen that he was eager to please, generous of mind, and disinclined to cause pain. In a person born into ordinary circumstances, a person who need concern himself with nothing more than his acres and his family, these qualities might even merit praise. For the future Duke of Clare, they would get him trampled on, stolen from, and possibly killed. His very gentleness would make him putty in the hands of the wrong person.
She taught him that because he was the heir to an uncommon degree of wealth, power, and pedigree, people would try to use him. She taught him to trust nobody but herself and people who he paid enough to need him.
She taught him that there was no such thing as peace and that any struggle or skirmish would involve the Duke of Clare; for a man in his position there was no such thing as neutrality. She taught him to look for the seeds of unrest, and it wasn’t until much later that he realized she never told him what to do once he found those seeds—whether to stomp on the tender shoots or to water them.
Percy was to be aware of the hidden currents of power and strife that flowed beneath the surface of ordinary life, and he was to channel them for his own preservation. For preservation had been the duchess’s goal, and all her lessons had been for the purpose of teaching her only child self-defense against a world that she believed would eat him alive.
Percy insisted that he didn’t need to use a weapon in order to survive in this frightening world his mother described; he said that surely a sharp tongue and a title were all he needed, citing the duchess herself as all the precedent he required to support his argument. But she had prevailed, and a fencing tutor had duly been imported from France.
That had been ten years ago, and since then Percy had grown tall
enough that he hardly needed a sword to intimidate. But now he thought he understood his mother’s motivation—she had probably been trying to improve Percy’s confidence more than his ability to physically defend himself. After all, life as the heir to the Clare dukedom and loyal son of his father’s principal enemy hardly required much in the way of physical combat. It did, however, require quite a bit of brazenness.
And it required even more, now that he knew he wasn’t the heir at all. It would be a great deal easier if he could simply go after his father and his hirelings with a sword.
Percy watched the prizefight with increasing interest, the delicate clash of swords soothing him in the way he supposed a hot cup of tea might work on someone with more reasonable sensibilities. He had witnessed prizefights as a child and abroad as a young man. The combatants were usually ruffians of a very low order who attempted to hack one another to pieces with badly honed weapons and no pretense to any skill whatsoever. And at first glance these swordsmen were little better than vagabonds: one of them had a long gash bisecting an eyebrow, and he didn’t think the two men had more than a dozen teeth between them.
But just as he was about to decide that this spectacle wasn’t worth his time, the fight ended and the loser left the platform to a chorus of jeers. Another man climbed up, there was some exchange of words that Percy couldn’t hear, and the next thing he knew both men held swords. They bowed to one another and began sparring, with rather more clatter and elaborate footwork than strictly necessary, but Percy had to concede that they knew what they were doing. They both wore close-fitting garments and had their hair shorn close to the scalp. This, he supposed, gave their opponents fewer places to grab should the fight devolve into outright fisticuffs. His lip curled in distaste.
One of the men executed turns and flourishes to the wild enthusiasm of the crowd. Coins appeared from purses and pockets rather faster and more often than they had during the previous match. Percy wasn’t certain how the fighters were paid, whether their only incentive was the final prize awarded to the last man left standing at the culmination of the day’s battles, or whether they received a share of the amount wagered on the fight’s outcome. They fought like a small fortune was at stake, and Percy had a hard time prying his eyes away.
As he watched, he realized that the uncertain feeling in the pit of his stomach was jealousy—he wished he were on the platform, holding a sword. He missed the feeling of a hilt in his hand, a blade obeying his commands. Of course he couldn’t join in a public prizefight; the Marquess of Holland simply didn’t—
Except that soon enough, he wouldn’t have any standing to lose. And he could earn some coin, a prospect that he found rather thrilling in its novelty as well as probably a good idea for someone whose fortunes were, at best, uncertain. The idea of earning money through the one skill he possessed surely should not feel quite so daring, but Percy’s heart raced at the thought.
He let his feet carry him the short distance to Webb’s coffeehouse. When he opened the door, he was surprised to find that the overwhelming smell of tobacco and coffee was almost welcoming. He slid into a seat at the long table. Webb was nowhere to be seen, but Betty poured him a coffee. Her eyes slid right over him, and he realized that she didn’t recognize him in drab clothes.
Half the table was involved in a debate about taxes, a topic Percy found about as thrilling as a dose of laudanum. Instead of joining the conversation, he sipped his coffee and found that he could tell this pot had been brewed by Betty, not Webb, because it tasted like proper coffee rather than what Webb achieved by tossing in a chaotic array of herbs and spices. He glanced around the room, noting that the bookshelves were as distressingly disorganized as usual and that a spider was weaving a cobweb across the entrance to the staircase. Strands of silk caught the light, shimmering prettily through the smoke, and Percy regretted that it would be destroyed as soon as Webb knocked his stubborn head into it.
As if Percy had summoned him, Webb stomped into the room, not from upstairs but rather from the door that led outside to an alley. He banged his walking stick into the floor in an apparent attempt to get everyone’s attention. The stick didn’t even make that loud a noise, but the room quickly hushed.
“All right, you lot. Somebody’s been scribbling Tory nonsense on the privy walls.” Every eye in the room was on Webb, as if he were a magnet. He wasn’t even raising his voice above his usual scratchy growl. “You want to write Tory slogans, you do at it the coffeehouse across the way with the rest of the Tory scum.” As Webb spoke, he looked at his audience, and his gaze caught on Percy, and Percy knew he had been recognized. “Here, we serve Whigs and radicals.”
Webb turned away, and the room erupted in a chorus of whistles and cheers as if the man had just delivered a speech on the floor of the House of Commons rather than a scolding about his privy walls.
Webb was even more disheveled than usual, and the scruff on his jaw was a dark shadow. He looked like he hadn’t slept, and Percy didn’t know whether it was his imagination or whether Webb leaned more heavily on his stick.
And despite all of that, he looked good. Maybe because of it, even. Percy didn’t bother to pretend that he wasn’t looking—he never did. What was new was that Webb looked back—not surreptitious little glances, but a steady gaze. Percy wanted to preen. He wasn’t even in his fine clothes, just his sad brown breeches and a coat that made him look no different than anybody else in this place.
Percy deliberately got to his feet and stretched, and out of the corner of his eye saw Webb’s hand still as he measured out ground coffee. He crossed the room to the bookshelves and looked for the second volume of Tom Jones. As the books were arranged with no regard to title, author, size, color, or any other quality Percy could determine, this took quite a while, and if he shifted his hips and stretched his arms over his head and in general posed like a bawd in the window of a cathouse, that was hardly his fault, now, was it.
It took a bare quarter of an hour for Webb to give in. “What in hell do you think you’re doing?” he growled.
Percy reached into his pocket and drew out his coin purse. He took out a penny and held it between two fingers. “I’m looking to borrow a book.” He reached out and grabbed Webb’s hand, quick as anything, before Webb could react. He placed the coin in Webb’s palm, holding it there with his own hand.
“I’m a patron of your lending library,” Percy said, concealing his surprise that Webb didn’t immediately pull his hand away. Instead, Webb just stood there, letting Percy all but fondle him, with a look on his face as if he had just been hit on the head. Since Percy had never learned to leave well enough alone, he stroked his thumb over the soft inside of Webb’s wrist. That seemed to bring Webb out of his stupor, but all he did was roll his eyes and pull his hand out of Percy’s grip.
“Right,” Webb said. “What were you looking for—there it is.” He pulled a book off the shelf, and Percy saw that it was the very volume he had been looking for.
When Percy reached the street, unaccountably dazed by that encounter, he realized he hadn’t even asked Webb about the robbery.
Chapter 15
If Percy were honest with himself, and he desperately wished he were not, he was spending more time planning his next visit to the coffeehouse than he was planning a robbery. Well, he reasoned, it was all one and the same, was it not? Perhaps he would wear his plum silk ensemble. Perhaps that would provide the enticement Webb required to finally agree to perform the robbery.
His plans did not include being accosted in the courtyard behind Clare House when returning from his early-morning ride. He had just handed his reins to a yawning stable boy when Webb emerged from the shadows.
“How kind of you to demonstrate your criminous capabilities, Mr. Webb,” Percy said, flicking a piece of straw from his sleeve and trying to sound like a man who hadn’t just been frightened half out of his wits. They were in a part of the courtyard that was still untouched by dawn, hidden from the men inside the stable as
well as anyone looking down from an upper window of the house. “One does like to know one’s getting value for money. I do feel reassured knowing that I’m not about to squander my funds on a man who can’t successfully lurk in dark corners. Well done,” he said, and stepped toward the door.
Webb blocked Percy’s path, bringing the two of them nearly chest to chest. They were of a height, but Webb was significantly broader, while it was only good tailoring that prevented Percy from unappealing gangliness.
Not that Percy had the benefit of any kind of tailoring this morning: the entire point of these early-morning rides was for both him and his horse to get exercise at an hour when nobody else was likely to see them, so he wore an ancient and shabby pair of buckskins and a coat that was cut large enough for him to dress without the aid of his valet. His hair was scraped plainly off his face in a way he knew to be unflattering, but he could not abide loose hair blowing into his eyes while riding. He was sweaty and disheveled and knew he probably smelled like horses.
He felt at a decided disadvantage next to Webb, who wore his own buckskins and ill-fitting coat with more grace than Percy thought strictly fair. He even smelled good, somehow, even though the only scent Percy could detect on him was yesterday’s soap, tobacco, and what his mind stupidly and unhelpfully identified as man.
Percy ought to be appalled with himself for being attracted to Webb. Here he was, his life in shambles, his situation increasingly urgent, his closest friend and his only sibling both in a precarious position, and Percy’s prick was running the show. Perhaps it was just used to running the show, or perhaps in times of hardship one finds comfort in the familiar, and in Percy’s case the familiar was most definitely thinking with his prick. There had seldom been any reason not to.
Percy raised an eyebrow and cast a slow, heated glance from the top of Webb’s sadly uncoiffed head to the tips of his scuffed boots, lingering at all the good spots in between, and hoping to convey a sort of bored lasciviousness, as if he engaged in criminal conspiracy every day between his morning ride and breakfast. Webb sucked in a breath and shifted his stance. It was some comfort knowing that Webb was so easily flustered by Percy’s frank, if exaggerated, lust.
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