by Amanda Hamm
The Slow Lane
A Short Story from Meet Cute
Amanda Hamm
© 2013 Amanda Hamm – All rights reserved.
The Slow Lane is a work of fiction. All names, characters, places, events, etc are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously
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I’m glad it didn’t matter in the end because we never decided who followed whom. It certainly wasn’t the way I would have expected to get anyone’s attention. Of course, I didn’t have any idea how I would meet a guy. I thought it was fortunate that I still had lots of time because I seemed to have spent the year since college eliminating the possibility of meeting anyone.
Monday through Friday I was at work. The only available guy in my office was Ryan. Sure, he was sweet and cute but it was not professional to have a crush on your coworker. Saturdays I visited an all-female gym with my friend Shannon. She insisted the absence of distractions made for a better workout. I wasn’t sure how much good the workouts did anyway since we always treated ourselves to milkshakes afterwards. But the absence of “distractions” was important to Shannon and fine for her since she had a boyfriend. I had already been fixed up with his friends during college so that was another dead end.
Sundays I went to church with my parents. Even if we didn’t talk to the same group of old people every week, there was that whole “with my parents” thing. I was reasonably confident that the possibility of meeting a guy did not exist while with my parents.
I didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about my lack of prospects. I figured something would change in a few years and then I would meet someone. So the only thing I was thinking about that Thursday afternoon was the clock.
My normal commute was 20 minutes. It swelled to at least 45 minutes while I was stuck on the phone with a customer who seemed to have no idea that the clock was striking 5 and that I was turning into a pumpkin as we spoke. I jealously watched my coworkers file out. Kim gave me a sympathetic wave. Ryan stuck his tongue out at me. He only got away with that because he had been the one stuck past 5 the day before. When I managed to wrap up the call I wrapped myself slowly, for there was no longer any reason to rush, into my cozy fleece jacket. I grabbed my stuff and waved to my boss before heading to my car.
Cars seemed to have appeared out of nowhere to clog my way home. I put on some music as I made that first tricky left. Then I only had to endure the tedium of about four miles of stop and go traffic. I was trying not to think about how hungry I’d be by the time I got home. A good song got my mind off my stomach for a minute. There were two lanes of crawling cars. I caught a man to my right trying to hide the fact that he thought my animated singing was hilarious. I switched off the radio and sat in silence and shame, casting shifty glances to my right to see when I was safely past Mr. It’s-So-Funny-to-See-Someone-Enjoying-Herself.
I sighed and watched his car move past me again. I guessed I would have to settle for boredom at least until I could get some distance between me and that smirking guy. Both lanes stopped. I gripped the steering wheel. I looked ahead of smirking guy and noticed my car twin in his lane. Same silver color and same fairly common model. I couldn’t see the driver, only his hands on the steering wheel. But the hands were not holding the steering wheel. They were resting against it while playing with some sort of neon pink… thing. Whatever it was had rubbery tentacles that the hands were tugging and letting spring back.
That driver looked as bored as I was. The hands were pulling and snapping in rhythm. I began to think perhaps that other driver wasn’t actually bored at all. He seemed to be having fun with the pink tentacles. My lane shifted forward. I watched to my right as I moved up to get a peek at who was in that car.
I expected an old guy. At least someone old enough to have a daughter who left bright pink rubbery things in his car. Since I was only 23 that would have been kind of old. But he turned out to be a guy who looked close to my age and who was attractive enough that I took more than a quick peek. I looked long enough that he glanced in my direction and saw me looking. I quickly focused my attention on the road ahead.
Stupid traffic. His lane moved up a bit as mine stopped again. I recognized that silver car as it pulled up almost level with mine. I could tell he was looking at me and trying to get my attention, but I refused to look over. I’d rather have been caught singing to the radio again than checking out the guy next to me. I turned the music back on. Now I was clearly not ignoring him, just concentrating on something else. My lane moved forward.
Then it stopped. The right lane moved up and the guy stopped just ahead of me. He rolled down his window and stuck his arm out to wave at me. I couldn’t pretend not to notice that. I waved back and tried to act like he was the one who should be embarrassed. After all, I was not a grown man playing with a little girl’s toy. We continued to leap frog each other and he continued to smile at me each time. There was no ring on the hand that came out the window and no car seat in the back of his car. He seemed available enough that I didn’t see the harm in a bit of flirting. The few times I had flirted in the past had ended in miserable humiliation… mine.
I was never going to see traffic guy again so I let myself return his smiles and playfully pretended I couldn’t guess that he was trying to get me to roll down my window.
He held up his phone. I nodded as though agreeing that it was a very nice phone. He gave me a look of mock frustration and my empty stomach did a weird twist that wasn’t related to lack of food.
Then all of me jumped as a horn blared behind me. I tried to look sorry - honestly it wasn’t too difficult - as I moved my car to fill in the void in my lane. Traffic guy looked at me hopefully and used his fingers to flash what I recognized as our area code. My face flushed. This guy might not be hoping to never see me again. I didn’t know how I felt about that. I almost wished for boredom again, though only for a second.
Unfortunately, I realized that I had become so not bored that I wasn’t paying attention to how far the traffic had moved. I was suddenly aware of being in the wrong lane. I needed to make the next right and I needed someone to let me into the right lane in a hurry. I flipped on my signal as traffic guy returned to my side. I pointed helplessly in front of his car to indicate that I needed to switch lanes. He nodded and offered me the spot with a slight wave of his hand. Awesome. I thought that for once in my life flirting had actually gotten me somewhere.
The traffic was a bit thinner on this new street. It was still slow because of all the stoplights. I wondered if a certain other silver car was going to pull up next to me at the next one and try to work on the rest of that phone number. He stayed behind me though. His turn signal still flashing incessantly to the right.
I flipped my own signal up long enough for two or three flashes and then switched it off. The one behind me kept flashing. He wasn’t taking the hint. I had decided that traffic guy must be a moron before I figured out who the real moron was. He was trying to get me to pull over. I was the one not getting the hint. Here I was about to obliviously drive right out of his life.
Oh. My. Goodness. Drive out of his life? I cannot believe I imagined that thought in his head. He was just having fun with me, surely. But he had made my commute more fun than it had been in a very long… well, ever. I could pull into that strip mall and chat for five minutes. My stomach rumbled as I flipped my signal on again. Maybe four minutes.
A voice that sounded suspiciously like my mother made me park my car in front of the dry cleaner’s. That seemed like a place that would have a lot of witnesses that time
of day. I turned the car off and tried to pretend I had ever done something like this before. Traffic guy was getting out of his car two parking spaces to my right. Deep breath in, slowly out.
I opened my door and tried to climb out before I unbuckled my seat belt. So much for pretending I knew what I was doing.
He met me in front of my car. I said, “Hi.”
“Hi.”
I looked at a dark spot on the sidewalk between us for a moment. “So…”
“So…” he repeated.
My own lack of words was due to an abundance of nerves. I didn’t know what kept traffic guy so silent. The grin told me he was more amused than surprised by the situation. I suddenly felt like a 7th grader trying to catch the eye of a senior. I needed to get this over with. Time to rip off the band-aid before my ears got any more red. “Did you want something?” I asked.
“Did I want something?”
“Um, yeah… I mean… I assume you wanted me to pull over for a reason.”
He let out a soft chuckle. “I didn’t want you to think you had followed me for nothing.”
“You followed me.”
He nodded. “After you insisted on my letting you in to turn the same