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by Sonya Sones


  So That’s Exactly What I Do

  But for some unknown reason,

  all morning long

  everyone who sees me wearing it

  feels compelled to comment on it.

  Real intelligent comments, like this one:

  “Omigod!

  Where’d you get that jacket?

  Colette has one exactly like it.”

  And: “Has Colette seen that jacket?

  She thought hers

  was the only one in the Universe.

  She’ll die when she sees yours.”

  And this deeply charming remark,

  uttered by a guy in my herstory class:

  “Hey. You’re wearing Colette’s jacket.

  Does that mean you two lesbos are in love?”

  “No,” I say under my breath,

  “It means you’re a pig.”

  Sheesh. I’m starting to think

  it might just have been easier

  to cope with having legendary nipples.

  I’m Sitting by Myself in the Cafeteria Reading a Book (Like I Do Every Day at Lunch)

  When Colette comes over to me.

  I hand her her jacket and thank her again.

  She shrugs and says, “No problemo.”

  Then she plops down right across from me,

  as though she eats with me

  all the time.

  “What are you reading?” she asks.

  “It’s called Stuck in Neutral” I say.

  “What’s it about?”

  “Oh, this kid who has cerebral palsy,” I say.

  “And his father’s thinking about killing him to put him out of his misery.”

  “I can so relate to that,” she says.

  “Just this morning I was thinking about

  killing my mom—to put me out of my misery.

  My mother can be a monster pain in the butt.”

  “Yeah,” I say.

  “But at least you have a mother.”

  At which point,

  Colette turns a deeper shade of pink

  than the contacts she’s wearing.

  “Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Oops,” she says.

  Jesus. What is my problem?

  Why did I have to say that?

  A silence drifts down over us

  and hangs in the air like smog.

  Then Colette leaps up,

  says, “Later,”

  and jingles over to the table by the window,

  where Bette and Madison and Crystal are sitting.

  I sure blew that.

  After the Last Gong of the Day

  I cram my books into my backpack,

  head out into the hall,

  and almost get mowed down

  by Colette and her friends,

  who’re high-fiving each other

  and laughing hysterically about something.

  As they disappear around the corner,

  it crosses my mind

  that Whip isn’t coming to pick me up.

  And that for the first time

  since the beginning of the school year

  I could actually go to Poquito Mas with them.

  If only they’d ask me.

  I’m Walking Home from School

  When I glance up and almost scream:

  there’s Whip’s face—

  ten stories tall!

  He’s grinning down at me from a billboard

  that’s been painted on the side of

  an office building near Tower Records.

  I try to look past him,

  at the sky or the clouds …

  Only there aren’t any clouds.

  There never are in L.A..

  I don’t think I’ve seen a single cloud

  since I got to Hellywood.

  I didn’t know

  how much I liked them

  till now.

  I miss seeing them

  dotting the air like lazy lambs

  grazing on fields of blue grass.

  I miss watching them

  rush past the rooftops

  like ghosts in a hurry to get home.

  I miss trying to find funny faces in them,

  like I used to

  with Mom.

  No Clouds

  No rain.

  No hail.

  No fog.

  No nothing.

  Every day’s hotter

  than the day before.

  October’s here.

  But leaves don’t fall.

  There isn’t any weather

  at all.

  No rain.

  No hail.

  No fun.

  No friends.

  No clouds.

  No fog.

  Just smog.

  I Hear a Sort of Twisting Rustling Sound

  It’s coming from overhead.

  I glance up just in time

  to see this gigantic palm frond

  plummeting toward the ground

  like a suicidal broom.

  It crashes down

  onto the hood of a BMW

  that’s parked on the street

  only a few feet away from me,

  and leaves a nasty dent.

  Man.

  Back east,

  if you get hit on the head

  by a falling leaf,

  you might not even notice.

  Out here,

  you could end up with brain damage.

  As I Head Up the Driveway

  I’m thinking that even if

  these stupid shredded fronds,

  clacketting together in the tops

  of all these needle-necked palms,

  were to turn orange and gold

  and shimmering crimson rose

  and suddenly drop to the ground,

  what good would it do me?

  I still wouldn’t be able

  to rake them up into huge soft piles

  like I used to rake

  the maple leaves back home.

  And even if I could,

  I wouldn’t exactly be able

  to jump into a pile of palm fronds

  without getting all cut up, now would I?

  I know fifteen

  is way too old

  to jump in the leaves

  and I haven’t actually done it in years.

  The truth is,

  I wouldn’t be caught dead jumping in the leaves now.

  But I guess I liked knowing that they were there.

  Just in case.

  Trudging Through Whip’s Pathetic Palm Forest

  I’m suddenly decked

  by this major wave of nostalgia

  for the maple tree in my front yard back home.

  I miss its knotty old arms,

  and that lap-like spot

  between its two lowest branches,

  such an easy climb up,

  as though it had grown like that on purpose

  just for me.

  I read The Whipping Boy sitting in that tree.

  I read A Wrinkle in Time there.

  And Tuck Everlasting.

  I read To Kill a Mockingbird

  in that maple.

  And every word Richard Peck ever wrote.

  I read Speak

  and Hard Love and Hope Was Here

  in those branches.

  And Mom and I

  were sitting up there

  when she read me Charlotte’s Web.

  That was some tree.

  Oh, Great

  Whip’s standing out in front of the house

  waiting for me.

  And when he sees me,

  he shouts out my name and starts

  trotting down the driveway toward me

  like that puppy I had when I was seven,

  who used to get so excited when I got home from school

  that he’d pee all over me.

  “Boy, am I glad to see you,” Whip says.

  “If you hadn’t shown up in another couple
of minutes,

  I was going to get a posse together.”

  A posse?

  Now, I don’t usually think of myself

  as a particularly mean person,

  but suddenly my mouth flies open

  and the words come shooting out like arrows.

  “What I can’t understand, Whip,

  is why you’re so worried about me now,

  when you haven’t given a shit about me

  for the last fifteen years.”

  Whip’s tail suddenly stops wagging.

  “That’s not how it was. I’ve been wanting to explain—”

  “I don’t care what you’ve been wanting,” I say.

  And I brush right past him,

  into the house.

  When I Get Upstairs to My Room

  I find a package lying on my bed.

  It’s from Lizzie!

  I rip it open.

  And instantly go mega-splotchy:

  it’s filled with fiery red maple leaves.

  They’re from my old tree, her note says.

  My old tree!

  But the thing is,

  she’s ironed them flat

  between two sheets of wax paper.

  “So they’ll last,” she says.

  I try to pull the sheets apart,

  but they’re all melted together.

  That damn wax paper.

  It makes it impossible to smell them.

  Impossible to feel them.

  Impossible.

  I know Lizzie meant well,

  but there’s just something so awful about those leaves,

  something so completely pathetic

  about the fact that they’re the only

  real bit of fall I’ll see this season.

  I crumple them up

  and fling them into the wastebasket.

  Dear Lizistrata,

  Your care package just arrived. Thanks SOOOOOO much for the maple leaves. They almost made me cry.

  Wistfully yours,

  Ruby

  PS. Ray’s not succumbing to Amber’s scuzzy charms, is he? Keep reminding him how wonderful I am.

  PPS. Am I wonderful I’m feeling insecure today·.

  I’m in the Middle of Writing Yet Another E-mail to My Late Mom

  Demanding to know why on earth

  she ever even married He-who-shall-not-be-mentioned

  in the first place,

  when there’s a tap at my door.

  I yank it open, hoping it’s Max.

  But, naturally, it’s the scumdad,

  looking all hangdog and pitiful.

  Sort of like he did in Sing to the Wind,

  in that scene where he finds out

  that Meg Ryan is dumping him

  for his best friend.

  He says that he knows I’m angry.

  And that he doesn’t blame me in the slightest.

  And that if he was me,

  he’d feel exactly the same way.

  But that he wishes I’d give him a chance to explain

  why he and my mother

  had to break up all those years ago.

  I stand here for a minute,

  staring into his pathetically pleading eyes,

  then I slam the door right in his face,

  just liked he slammed the door in mine

  before I was even born.

  And I’ve Got to Admit:

  It feels grrreat!

  But a little while later,

  I glance out the window

  and see Whip sitting in the gazebo,

  slowly turning the pages of a big scrapbook.

  He must be trying to cheer himself up

  by reliving his glorious rise

  to fame and fortune.

  Figures.

  Then Max comes over

  and sits down next to him.

  They look through a few pages of the book

  together.

  Does Whip

  have something in his eye?

  Or is that a tear

  he’s swiping at?

  Geez.

  I hope it’s not a tear.

  Oh, geez.

  Max just handed him a Kleenex.

  Hey, Wait a Minute

  Answer me this:

  If Whip was planning

  on getting all weepy,

  how come he just happened

  to choose to do it

  in a spot so clearly visible

  from my bedroom window?

  I’m only asking you this because

  Lizzie must have spent at least a decade

  trying to explain to me

  what passive-aggressive means.

  But I could never get it through

  my thick skull.

  Until today.

  But Even So

  Maybe I ought to cut the guy some slack.

  I mean the only real trouble he’s given me

  since I’ve been out here

  is that not-letting-me-walk-to-school thing.

  I suppose

  I ought to be able

  to just let bygones be whatevers.

  But grudges R me.

  Forgiving people was hard for Mom, too.

  She never forgave Whip, that’s for sure.

  She never even had another boyfriend,

  after him.

  She swore off love. Swore off men.

  Said none of them were to be trusted.

  Which made things pretty sticky

  when I started hanging with Ray.

  Mom was all over me about him.

  How did I know he really liked me?

  How did I know he wasn’t just using me?

  How did I know he wouldn’t break my heart?

  I had to be home by eleven o’clock.

  And we could never ever be alone together,

  in his house or mine.

  Not even in the kitchen.

  But I guess Mom forgot

  just how alone

  and just how together

  you can be

  in a car.

  The Night Before I Left for Califeelia

  Ray and I drove out to the reservoir

  and sat together in his Mustang,

  listening to the rain whisper on the roof,

  watching it ripple in melting ribbons

  down the windshield.

  Then we drifted

  deep into the backseat,

  drew the curtains of steam down

  over the windows,

  and kissed.

  When our tongues touched,

  it felt like chocolate melting …

  Ray kept on trying to reach around

  and undo my bra strap.

  But he couldn’t quite manage it.

  Which was a lucky thing for me.

  Because I might have fainted

  if there hadn’t been a layer of lace

  between his fingers and my skin.

  If that’s what second base feels like,

  third base must really be something.

  There’s Another Tap at My Door

  I open it a crack.

  This time it is Max.

  And I’m way relieved to see him.

  But I can feel my cheeks catching fire.

  Whip probably told him about

  how I slammed the door in his face.

  Max sits down

  on the edge of my bed.

  “Want to talk about it?” he asks.

  Sweet.

  Whip did tell him.

  I shake my head no.

  “Want me to eat dinner with you guys tonight?” he asks.

  “Oh, would you?” I say,

  flinging my arms around his neck.

  “They don’t call me Aunt Max for nothing.”

  Max Stands Up and Holds Out His Hand to Me

  But I’m not exactly ready to head downstairs.

  “What am I going to say to him?” I moan.

  “How about something s
imple and to the point,

  like ‘I’m sorry’?” he suggests.

  “Sorry never works,” I say.

  “What do you mean?” he asks.

  “Well, it never worked with Mom,” I say.

  “She sucked at accepting apologies.”

  “That must have been hard on you,” Max says.

  And my stomach twists

  with a sudden wave of guilt

  for dissing my poor dead mother.

  “Not really,” I say, trying to downplay it.

  “Besides, after enough time passed,

  she usually just forgot about

  whatever it was that I’d done, anyway.”

  But Max’s eyes

  go all soft with sympathy,

  as though he thinks having a mother like mine

  must have been a real test.

  So I add,

  “It wasn’t her fault she was like that.

  It was Whip’s.”

  “I see… ”Max says.

  But it’s pretty obvious

  that he doesn’t.

  So I explain it to him:

  “Mom never got over Whip dumping her.”

  “Well,” Max says with a shrug,

  “I guess some people

  never get over what happens to them in life.

  And some people do.”

  Then he grabs hold of my hand

  and I let him yank me toward the stairs.

  But I can’t shake the feeling

  that I’m about to walk the plank.

  Two’s Company, Three’s Much Better

  Max and I sit down to dinner with Whip

  at the table in the gazebo.

  No one says a word.

  Max gives me a look.

  I know what he’s hoping I’ll do.

  And I want to do it for him.

  But when I try to force the words out,

  it feels like they’ve been glued

  to the inside of my throat.

  I cough and I splutter

  and I finally manage to croak,

  “I’m sorry I slammed the door in your face.”

  “I’m sorry, too,” Whip says,

  grabbing hold of my hand.

  “And so am I!” Max suddenly says.

  Whip and I turn to look at him.

  “Well, everyone else was apologizing…”

  he says.

  And the three of us crack up.

  If This Was a Movie

  This would be the scene where

  Whip’s eyes would start getting all teary.

  And mine would, too.

  Then he’d hug me.

  And maybe I’d fight it for a second,

  but then I’d give in and hug him right back.

  And it would be

  perfectly clear

  to any idiot in the audience

  that in spite of everything

  we were somehow going to manage

  to live happily ever after.

 

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