She wavered, but didn’t look away. He didn’t hate her as much as he hated the other bloodbags that ran the school, although he did think she was ridiculous and clichéd in her sandals and her hippie dresses. She didn’t wear makeup and she usually tied her short hair back with a ribbon. She looked, to him, like she put a lot of effort and thought into looking arty and casual.
“I am concerned. I really do hope you will think about what you are doing with your life. My door will always be open if you want to talk.”
“Thanks,” he said. Normally he’d close with a sarcastic retort about her “your life” comment, but she was trying to be helpful in her own way. Even if her brand of “help” showed a complete lack of understanding of him and what he was trying to do.
First Derek and now Miss Quin, he thought. Maybe you are growing soft, Popeye. She had no idea of the bottomless depths of anger swelling inside him, vast oceans of fury that he could feel surging though him even though his blood did not circulate and his heart did not beat. He often wondered why he could have these feelings—what bizarre brain chemistry could create this barely controllable rage, these violent passions for destruction—in a body that was essentially cold, lifeless, and unfeeling?
He used the edge of a copper fingernail to dig at a phantom itch on his wrist as he walked to his final class. On his way he caught a glimpse of TC at the center of a ring of fellow bioists, their eyes shining with hatred.
He blew them a kiss.
* * *
There were three kids besides him and TC in detention, none of them zombies. He sat in the very back of the room, TC in the front. They were supposed to use their time in detention for silent study and homework, but Popeye didn’t feel much like studying so instead he brought out his sketchbook and began drawing TC’s wide back and squat, lumpy head. The proctor of the detention was Mr. Allen, who Popeye thought to be one of the most bioist teachers in the school, miles away politically from beating hearts like Quin and Rodriguez on the necro-friendly continuum, and so he had decided to “behave.” It wasn’t that Popeye feared reprisals or punishments, it was more that he didn’t see much of a point in agitating when he only had an audience of four, and with the others probably being as dull and atavistic as TC was. No sense in wasting good material on clods, he thought.
He reconsidered when he realized that every five minutes or so his enemy would twist in his seat to cast his most horrific stink eye back at him, his cold demeanor and twitching jawline meant to convey how much he was looking forward to delivering a beat-down to Popeye. Instead of replying, Popeye instead drew a series of TCs on his paper; TC hunched over his desk, TC with a Clint Eastwoodesque glare and thin cigarillo, TC with a thick finger up his wide and flaring nostril.
Mr. Allen, heedless of the reasons why the students were in detention, released the detainees all at once when the hour was up. Popeye hurried to catch up to TC on his way out the door, and TC slowed to let him.
“You’re dead,” TC told him.
“You’re very…observant,” Popeye replied. TClooked confused for a moment, and in that moment Popeye saw that Miss Quin was waiting in the foyer, two huge canvas bags lumpy with books and papers at her feet.
TC had recovered his composure. “When we get outside, you better start running. You…”
He stopped when he saw Miss Quin walking toward them.
“Popeye,” she called. “Could you help me bring some things to my car?”
TC sneered at him. “You coward,” he said. “You are only delaying the indelible.”
“Inevitable, you utter…moron,” Popeye said. “Tomorrow after…school. Behind…the…concession stand. Bring…friends.”
The look on TC’s face was one of utter shock. Popeye couldn’t have taken him more off guard if he’d turned around and socked him in the solar plexus.
“Popeye,” Miss Quin called.
“I’m gonna mess you up,” TC was saying. “I’m gonna kick…”
“Yeah, yeah,” Popeye said. “Sure.” And then, speaking loud enough for his voice to carry into the foyer and down the many halls that ran off it, he called, “Okay, TC! I…accept…your apology!”
He walked over to Miss Quin, leaving TC fuming like a dormant volcano trying to erupt.
“Why didn’t…you ask…the meathead?” he said to her. “He’s…so much…stronger than…me.”
Miss Quin smiled, although he could tell she was trying not to. “The ‘meathead’ doesn’t need a ride home. You do.”
He was going to protest and tell her than he’d rather walk—it was his policy not to accept kindness from the beating hearts—but to do so would be to waste hours getting home, so he decided to keep his mouth shut.
“Great,” he said, lifting her bags. “Lead…the way.”
* * *
Miss Quin drove a small beige compact car, the bumpers adorned with stickers proclaiming a love of peace, a fondness for certain dog breeds, and a predilection for failed political movements. There was a paper cup from Starbucks in the holder in the front seat and a couple of CDs from earnest coffeehouse-quality singer/songwriters who’d somehow made it big. When she turned the ignition key the radio came to life; Popeye was unsurprised to find it tuned to NPR.
“Do you live at the farmhouse at the edge of town?” she asked. “The one on Fire Street?”
“Yes,” he said. “We call it…the Haunted House.”
“Mrs. Rodriguez told me that it really was haunted,” she said. “She’d had a couple of the children that lived there in class when she first started teaching. There was a tragedy of some sort, and for years it was empty. The locals said it was haunted with…”
Her voice trailed off. Popeye smiled.
“With?”
“With the spirits of the dead,” she said. “Ghosts, I mean.”
“Ah,” he replied.
“What about your family, Popeye?”
“My only family…are the…dead,” he said. “If you mean…my livemeat…family…my parents…we parted ways…before I died.”
“You ran away?”
“I did. I went…to the city…seeking fame…and finding…death.”
“How…how did you die?”
Popeye was surprised at her directness. Most beating hearts did not like to broach the subject of death, feeling that it was a topic too sensitive and taboo to bring up.
“Overdose,” he said, keeping his voice flat.
“I’m sorry.”
“Why? Be sorry that…the drugs…don’t work…for dead people. That’s something…to be…sorry about.”
He hoped this embellishment would curtail further questioning; he thought this story was far more romantic and fitting than the reality, which was that he, weak from not having eaten in days, died from hypothermia on a park bench after trying to beg for bus fare home. The dollar eighty-seven in his jacket pocket was stolen between the time he died and the time he returned as a zombie.
“Do they know…?”
“That their son is a disgusting…zombie? No. But it wouldn’t…surprise them.”
“Have you thought about contacting them?”
“Every…day,” he said. “That’s why…I don’t.”
They drove in silence for a few moments, moments Popeye spent watching the trees fly by his window. The perspective was completely different from the one he saw from his seat on the bus every day.
“Popeye,” she said. “Have you thought about submitting work to the Congressional Art Competition I mentioned in class last week? That winter landscape you did, or any of the portraits, really…I think…”
He cut her off. “I have…no intention…of submitting…my work anywhere.”
“Are you sure? There could be scholarship money involved. You are one of the best artists in the school, and…”
“No,” he said, again interrupting her. “I am…the … best artist…in the school.”
“So prove it! Get your work into the competition, and…”
; “Look,” he said. “I don’t know…why…you are so…concerned…about me. But…understand…this doesn’t…have an after-school…special…ending. You will not…reach me. This is not…one of those…stories…where the…tired but…passionate…teacher…breaks through…to the troubled…student…through art and…creativity. Those things…will not…happen. Waste…your time…elsewhere.”
She cycled through a half-dozen expressions in a second or two, finally settling on one that, though weary, was more bemused than defeated.
“You’ve really figured out everything,” she said. “It must be nice. How old are you, really?”
“I’d be nineteen,” he said, lowering his age by two. “I was…seventeen…when I died.” He’d died when he was nineteen, making him one of the oldest zombies in Oakvale, and he’d “walked the Earth” for about two years after that. He’d be legal now, if zombies had legal status. If he wasn’t dead, he’d be able to drink, vote, and drive a car—but legally he was prohibited from any of those basic rights.
She nodded, as though that confirmed certain suspicions. “If you change your mind, my offer to talk still stands.”
“Don’t be…angry,” he told her. “I’m just…trying…to be respectful…of your…time.”
“Oh, I appreciate that, I really do. I’m not angry.”
“Okay.”
“Just disappointed. The hardest thing for a teacher to endure is witnessing potential being wasted.”
They were getting close to the Haunted House, and he asked her to drop him off at the edge of the long winding driveway. She complied without asking for an explanation. One could just barely catch a glimpse of the Haunted House through the trees.
She pulled to a stop.
“Oh, and Popeye?”
“Yes?”
“If you need art supplies, just ask me. I’ll get you what you want. Please don’t steal them.”
Popeye didn’t know how he should respond to that, so he kept his silence. He opened the door of her car and stepped out.
“See you in class tomorrow,” she said.
“See…you,” he repeated.
He walked down the driveway. There were two zombies sitting under the large oak tree in the front yard. Popeye ignored them and waved to Tak, who was standing on the slouching porch.
Tak was one of two Haunted House zombies who had elected to not return to Oakvale High once its doors were reopened for their kind—the other being Mal, who had yet to return from the refuge he had found at the bottom of Lake Oxoboxo.
“Learn…much?” Tak asked him.
“Always,” Popeye replied.
* * *
That night Popeye worked on a painting with his stolen materials. He had a single lamp that he ran from a very long extension cord powered by the generator downstairs. He liked working in the upstairs room that contained the Wall of the Dead—which had grown to encompass nearly two walls at this point—and he sometimes incorporated faces and images that he saw there into his own work. He found inspiration everywhere, but the Wall was so powerful—it was one of the few works of art he knew of that could make him feel jealous that he had not created it himself.
Unlike his time spent at school, which passed at a slow crawl, his time spent working sped by. School time was like dead time, and time spent creating moved at the speed of life.
“You were a…topic…on the bus home…today,” Tayshawn said. Tayshawn seemed to enjoy hanging out with him while he worked. Since they’d returned to school, he and Tayshawn were spending more time together, and more time alone. Tak was more of a loner than ever since that business with Karen.
“Do tell,” he said.
“Said that…you…purposely got…a detention…so you wouldn’t get . . . beaten up.”
Popeye added more burnt sienna to his palette.
“Idiots,” he said.
“Yeah,” Tayshawn said. “I didn’t think…that sounded…much like you.”
“No…it…doesn’t. How did you…manage…getting on…the bus?” Tayshawn had been hit by a skidding ambulance; the impact shattered his leg and he’d been limping and unable to put weight on it ever since.
“Thorny…helped me.”
“That’s the…little one? The…beating heart?”
“He’s a…good kid. If he was dead, you’d be…good pals.”
“Sure. I’m…sorry…I wasn’t…there…to help you.”
“No…worries. Feels better…every…day. I think…my leg…is healing.”
“Really?” Popeye said, turning toward him.
Tayshawn’s skin almost looked healthy in the amber light of their single bulb. He nodded.
“I really…think so.”
Popeye turned back to his painting. Karen had healed; why not Tayshawn? All he knew was that his many wounds—the holes in his wrists, his gills, the patches where he’d removed his own skin—none of those were getting any better.
But this, he thought, adding more color to the foreground of his work, this does the trick. This does the trick just fine.
* * *
At school, everyone seemed to know about the battle royale that was scheduled to happen soon after the final bell; everyone, that is, but the teachers. Excitement hovered over the hallways like a warm mist, and all throughout his day, people were whispering and pointing at him like he was the most interesting creature in the zoo. Not all of them were smiling at him as they did so, either. Popeye knew that he hadn’t made many—any—friends at school, but even he was surprised at the amount of hatred and ill-will that seemed be directed at him.
But that was okay, he thought, because my purpose here was never about making friends.
Unfortunately, that attitude did nothing to prevent the interference of people he tried very hard not to be friends with. People like Phoebe Kendall, Saint Tommy Williams himself, and Adam Layman, the three of whom were all waiting for him at his locker after his first class of the day. The super-hypocrites, all pretending that they cared what happened to him. At least Layman had the decency to look as though his girlfriend was forcing him to be there.
“The beautiful people,” he said. “Have you come to…inform me…that I’m…Undead Prom King?”
Saint Williams spoke first, because that, in Popeye’s experience, was what Saint Williams did.
“We just want you…to know…we…support you. We’re…here for you.” Popeye wasn’t certain, but he thought that Williams’s speech was more studded with pauses since he’d returned to Oakvale.
He was still talking.
“We…will have…twenty…zombies waiting…at the field.”
“What? No. No, no, no…no.”
“You don’t have to face him alone,” Phoebe said. “Or at all. We could tell…”
“No, wait. Just…stop. First, there is no…we. There is…me. And second…do not…tell…anyone…anything.”
“You don’t have…to fight him,” Williams said. He might be speaking with more pauses since his return, but Popeye thought he also seemed to walk down the hallways bathed in a corona of white light. Or maybe that was just the fluorescent lighting playing tricks on him again—sometimes wearing his sunglasses for most of the day caused Popeye to experience strange optical effects.
“He’s a bully, Popeye, but…”
Popeye turned his anger on Phoebe.
“Who asked you, you blood…bag?” he said, noting Adam’s big hands immediately bunch into fists. “Don’t pretend…to know…anything about it!”
Tommy stepped between him and Adam—protectiveness really was a reflex for him, just like Adam’s angry reaction. Their movements delighted Popeye immensely; it was like having a real life puppet show where he could pull all the strings. With just a little more pressure in the right places, he could really get them all dancing.
“Just because you…hang around…dead guys…all the time,” he said, keeping his focus on Phoebe, “it doesn’t…mean…you know…us. I…”
Adam was actually baring
his teeth, he was so angry. Just a little more encouragement and the lunkhead would be tossing Williams aside to get at him. And then maybe Saint Williams will charge ahead, hoping to restrain him, and…
“Popeye,” Tommy said. “We’re only…trying…to help.”
Popeye realized that Phoebe had placed her hand on Adam’s disturbingly large biceps. Watching the effect of her touch was like watching an elephant get hit with a tranquilizer dart; Adam visibly relaxed, and his lips closed back down over that winning smile. Fun time was over;Popeye realized he’d have to talk his way out of this one.
“If you really…want to help you’ll…stay away,” Popeye said. “It doesn’t…matter…how many you…bring. There will…always…be more…humans.”
Tommy had the nicest blue eyes, Popeye thought. They always appeared as though they were looking right into your soul.
“The bullying…will end today. I…promise you that,” he said. “I need…to do this.”
He leaned forward, hoping that Tommy could see right through the dark lenses and into his soul—if he had one—like he’d imagined.
“I would think…if anyone…you…would understand.”
Check and mate. “Your way, then,” Tommy said. “Good…luck.”
They left, and he thought that their type of nuisance would be over. But of course, he was wrong again.
* * *
“Just so you know, I’m going today,” Margi told him, having once again dropped beside him in study hall. “You can’t stop me.”
“Go…away, pink-haired…flea. Take your…jangling chains…with you.”
“I heard what you said to Phoebe and the boys,” she said. “Not nice. Not at all nice. Shame, shame.”
“Will you please…stop…chattering?” he said.
“But I know why you did it. You are really just trying to protect the other zombies. I think that’s really noble of you, Popeye.”
He slapped his desk so hard one of his copper fingernails broke off and went skipping across the room like a discarded pull tab.
“Your ability…to completely misread…all of my motivations…is truly…astounding you…idiot!”
“Is there a problem, Popeye?” Miss Quin asked from the front of the class.
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