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by Horse Under Water(Lit)


  33 Jean when I find her

  I got back to my flat about five thirty. I fixed coffee and started a large coal fire. Outside, lines of mud-spattered cars moved southward out of the city through a gauze of diesel fumes. The weather forecaster was worried about snow and I'll bet the six o'clock news didn't relax him any.

  I erected a card table in the bedroom, dusted off the Nikon F and clipped it into the holder after loading it with fine resolution film. Over the baseboard four photoflood holders were directed downwards. I flipped the switch and a glare of tungsten light splashed around the walls. I left the bedroom and locked the door behind me.

  I was drinking a second cup of Blue Mountain as Jean arrived. Her mouth was cold. We touched noses and exchanged hellos and 'isn't-it-turning-colds' and 'snow-before-Christmas-I-wouldn't-be-surpriseds', then I put her into the Ivor Butcher picture. Jean said, 'Buy it', but I didn't want to do that. If I showed any interest it would reveal more than I wanted to reveal, especially to Ivor Butcher. Jean said I was a paranoiac, but she hadn't been in the business long enough to develop that sixth sense that I was always telling myself I had.

  Ivor Butcher sat in his blue Jag across the road for some time before coming to the front door. It was very professionally done. I took his coat and poured him a drink. We hung around waiting for my fictional man from the P.O. for twenty minutes. Ivor Butcher had the diary in a sealed manilla envelope. When the tension had built up a little I asked him if I could look at it He passed the envelope across my desk and I tore the top off quickly and extracted a leather diary with gold-edged pages. The surface was scuffed and it didn't look any too new. Ivor Butcher was about to open his mouth to protest, but I kept the diary tightly shut and he kept his mouth the same way. I put it back into the envelope.

  'Looks O.K.,' I said. Ivor Butcher nodded. I turned the envelope slowly around, passing it between fingers and thumbs. His eyes watched the envelope. I got up, walked across to him. I folded the torn envelope top and pushed it into the pocket of his shiny, synthetic fibre suit. He smiled sheepishly. 'I'll phone the P.O. man's office,' I said, and went to the extension phone in the bedroom.

  It had been simple to drop the diary out of the torn end of the envelope into my lap and not too difficult to substitute an object of approximately the correct shape and size. Luckily Ivor Butcher's description of the dimensions had been fairly accurate, but I had two variations handy had it not been.

  I clipped it on to the baseboard and switched on the bright lights. I pushed the shutter. Kerlick - the roller blind moved gently across the film. I turned the page and photoed the next one. Now everything depended upon Jean keeping Ivor Butcher occupied. She could reasonably ask him not to come within earshot of a conversation between me and the P.O., but if he got that envelope out of his pocket and found six coupons that would get him a bar of Fairy Soap fourpence cheaper, my photography was liable to be interrupted.

  *

  By 12.45 the last print was off the dryer and Ivor Butcher had long since departed, with his diary back once more in his pocket. I went into the lounge; Jean had slipped her shoes off and was dozing in front of the dying coal fire. I leaned over the back of the big leather chair and kissed her funny upside-down face. She awoke with a start 'You were snoring,' I said.

  'I don't snore.' She looked at me hi the mirror.

  'And you told me I was the only man in London hi a position to know.' Jean ran her long fingers through her hair, dragging it high above her head.

  'Do you think I should wear my hair up like this?'

  'Don't wear any at all,' I said.

  We were looking at each other in the mirror. She said, 'You are getting terribly fat. What are you going to do about it?'

  'Not a thing,' I said, 'let's At that moment the phone rang. Jean laughed, and although I let it ring for some time I finally went to get it 'It's probably your Mr Butcher who has decided to come down to nine hundred,' said Jean. 'Poor Mr Butcher.'

  'Thieves must learn to cry,' I said.

  I answered the phone. It was Alice, who wasted not a word.

  'Mr Dawlish says get along here right away, something urgent has turned up.'

  'O.K., Alice,' I said.

  34 Awakening

  Sleet was falling as we arrived at Charlotte Street. A man in a shiny car threw a handful of sparks on to the wet road as he sped by us. We went up to Dawlish's office on the top floor. Things were hectic: Dawlish had taken his jacket off.

  'Take that tea tray off the chair and sit down,' he said, and Alice poked her head round the door because she couldn't remember how many sugars I took.

  'Terrible night,' said Dawlish. 'Sorry to drag you into this fracas. I've missed my Tuesday bridge game for the first time hi nearly two years.'

  'We must all make sacrifices,' I said.

  'Yes, when our masters bid us jump,' said Dawlish.

  'I understand,' I said. 'It wasn't my evening for playing anything, I'm afraid.' Jean shot me a glance.

  'Strutton Plan, so it's all your doing,' said Dawlish in mock admonition. 'We now have permission to set up an Advisory Board' - he looked at the papers on his desk and read off the words - 'Strutton Plan Advisory Board'. He looked up and beamed. Behind the beam was a worried face.

  'Subtle titling,' I said.

  'Yes,' said Dawlish doubtfully, and then he was away into the administration: this is what he was so good at -the tactics of bureaucracy - and don't ever imagine it's not important. 'The Board will appoint four specialized committees : Communications, Finance, Training, and a Control Structure Committee. Now we won't be able to control all of those, so what we do is this. Let the Ministry people grab anything they want, in fact we'll nominate a few of them, lavish compliments on their suitability. Incidentally,' Dawlish blew his nose loudly on a big handkerchief, 'don't overdo the compliments; they're beginning to suspect you of sarcasm over the other side.'

  'No,' I said.

  'Yes,' said Dawlish. 'Now; when they are committed up to the armpits you will suggest a fifth committee: a Compatibility Committee - for co-ordination...'

  'Very neat,' I said, 'just as you did on the Dundee Report - you ended up in control - I've often wondered how you did it.'

  'Mum's the word, old boy,' said Dawlish. 'I'd like to do it again before they tumble to it.'

  'O.K.,' I said, 'but when does all this begin?'

  'Well, you will be on the Board and I don't see who they can possibly suggest as Chairman of the Finance if it isn't you.'

  'I follow you all right,' I said, 'between the two of us we'll have the situation well in hand; but what I meant was, when does it begin?'

  Dawlish looked at his desk diary. 'Convened for Thursday at 3.30 p.m., Storey's Gate, for the first meeting anyway.'

  'No, but look, I can't hang around here till next Thursday. The Albufeira situation is far too flexible.'

  'Ah yes,' said Dawlish. 'I want to speak to you about that.' Dawlish walked across to the I.B.M. machine that correlated all his data. He fidgeted around with the controls. 'I want you to complete the report as soon as possible.' He kept his back towards me. I knew that this was what he really wanted to talk about, that the Strutton Report panic was a smokescreen. Dawlish came back to the desk and flipped a switch on his desk intercom. Alice answered; he said, 'Code name for the Albufeira operation?' Alice's voice squeezed through the tiny loudspeaker, 'Alforreca,' she said.

  'Very erudite,' I said to Dawlish. It was the Portuguese name for the sea animal we call the 'Portuguese Man of War'. Dawlish smiled and flipped the key to tell Alice what I had said, then turned back to me.

  'We're winding up "Alforreca",' he said. 'I'll need your report for the Minister in the morning. Special Cabinet instruction.'

  'No dice,' I said.

  'I don't think I follow you,' said Dawlish.

  'I'm not through yet,' I said, 'I've a lot more to do.'

  Dawlish was huffed. 'Possibly, but you won't be required to continue, completeness is just a state of mind
.'

  'So is high-level interference a state of mind; I'll go back there in my own time, I'll take my leave there.'

  'Be reasonable,' said Dawlish. 'What's wrong?'

  I brought the wad of photos from my pocket. Twenty-three pages from Mr Smith's private diary. Most of it used the uncrackable cipher of busy men - bad writing. There, were cryptic lunch appointments and meticulous compilations of tax-deductible expenses. The reference to V.N.V. concerned sales of undefined goods and numerical nomenclature of Swiss bank accounts.

  One page, however, contained something more specific. 'Tell K' he'd written, BOARDABLE EXPAXLAL SASHERIES SUIST COVERTLY BARONESS ZAYAT HORNPOCK It was signed 'XYST'.

  It wouldn't have meant a thing to me either if I hadn't noticed the words 'Moreing & Neal' on another page.

  I had the research boys look up the Moreing & Neal commercial code while I put the prints on the dryer. Now I told Dawlish about it.

  'It means "erection of chemical works", then "goods have been shipped", then "value of œ7,100" and "deliver documents". The word BARONESS means "beware of" and HORNPOCK means "don't mention". ZAYAT and XYST are spare code-words for private use. XYST is obviously Smith's signature.'

  I waited while Dawlish got the full import. He was swinging his tobacco pouch like a lariat.

  I went on, 'It means Smith has sent K (that must be Kondit) seven thousand pounds' worth of laboratory gear (to do ice-melting experiments, I'd guess). "The documents" refers to the sovereign die (there is no closer codeword) and ZAYAT is me. Smith says to beware of me.'

  'I know just how he feels,' said Dawlish. Solemnly he removed his spectacles, dabbed at his face with a huge white handkerchief, replaced his spectacles and read the whole thing through again. 'Alice,' he finally said into the squawk-box, 'you'd better come in right away.'

  As Dawlish said, it was all a bit circumstantial. It didn't fit very neatly together. Why would Smith finance a laboratory in such an out-of-the-way place when it would be far less conspicuous in London? And Dawlish thought I was bending it a bit to interpret 'documents' as 'die'.

  Dawlish's department was responsible directly to the Cabinet; you could see why the old man was so reluctant to cross a member of the Cabinet, a very powerful member of the Cabinet.

  Finally, four Nescafe's later, Dawlish leaned well back in his chair and said, 'I'm convinced that you are quite wrong.' The old man was staring at a corner of the ceiling. 'Convinced,' he said again. Alice caught my eye. 'And therefore it is only...' he paused,'... ethical, to continue the investigation to protect Smith's name.'

  That's what Dawlish said to the ceiling, and while he said it I lowered an eyelid slowly at Alice; and, do you know, she moved the corners of her mouth an eighth of an inch upward.

  I got to my feet. 'Don't take advantage,' Dawlish said anxiously, 'I can only delay things a little while.' He turned back to the Strutton Plan papers. 'You'll overreach yourself one day,' I heard him grumbling to the filing cabinet as I left. I suppose he was fed up with talking to the ceiling.

  35 At the door

  Deep down in the lower basement of the Central Register building the air is warmed and filtered. Two armed policemen in their wooden office photographed me with a Polaroid camera and filed the photo. The big grey metal cabinets hum with the vibration of the air-conditioning fans, and on the far side of the wooden swing doors is yet another security check waiting. Perhaps this is the most secret place in the world. I asked for Mr Cassel and it took a little time to find him. He greeted me, signed for me, and took me into the inner sanctum. On both sides of us the cabinets rose ten feet high, and every few paces we dodged around stepladders on wheels, or around the serious-faced W.R.A.C. officers who service the records.

  The ceiling was a complex grid of piping. Some pipes had pinholes in them, some, larger punctures; the fire precautions were delicate and comprehensive. We came to a low room that looked like a typing pool. In front of each clerk was an electric typewriter, a phone with a large number painted where the dial should be, and a machine like a typewriter-carriage.

  Each document received from commercial espionage or government departments is retyped by the men in this room. When it is typed (hi a typeface exclusive to these machines, on heat- and water-resistant paper), the supervising clerk compares the original with the newly typed summary, puts his stamp on the corner, and the typist feeds the original into the small machine which is a paper shredder. The destruction of the original protects the information source.

  I watched as one typist stopped typing, picked up his phone and spoke into it. The supervisor walked across to him and together they compared the copy with the original. The typist explained what he had put in and why he had not bothered with other items. These 'clerks' are senior intelligence officials. The supervisor embossed the corner with a device like a pair of nail clippers, and they fed the original into the shredder. I noticed the care with which this was done. Both typist and supervisor held the paper above the shredder, and fed it in together. There was no feeling of hurry, it was a calm place.

  Kevin Cassel's office was a glass-walled eyrie reached by a steep wooden staircase. From it we could see perhaps two acres of files. Here and there were brick columns on which hung red buckets and soda-lime fire-extinguishers.

  'Hello, sailor,' said Kevin.

  'Word gets around,' I said.

  'Yes,' said Kevin, 'the Cabinet have promised us that we are the first people to be informed after the William Hickey column - you've put on weight, you old son of a gun.'

  He motioned me into a battered green civil-service arm chair. Kevin smiled expectantly; his moon-like face was much too large for his short, slim body, and was made even larger by a receding hair-line.

  'First time you've been down to see us since Charlie Cavendish...' He didn't finish the sentence. We had both liked Charlie.

  Kevin looked at me for a minute without speaking before he said, 'Somebody put a firecracker under the Volkswagen, I hear.'

  'Yes,' I said, 'someone from Rootes Group.'

  'Take care,' said Kevin, 'they could get spiteful.'

  I said, 'It was a metal canister they were after, not me.'

  'Famous last words,' said Kevin. 'I'd wear the steel Y-fronts for the time being, just the same.'

  He reached inside his green tweed jacket for his notebook and an old fountain pen.

  'You wouldn't mind telling me something and then forgetting right afterwards.' In tacit agreement Kevin capped his pen, closed his notebook and replaced it.

  'What do you want now?' said Kevin. 'Are you going to put a wall mike into 12 Downing Street or a sniper's rifle into the Press Gallery?'

  'That's next week,' I said. 'I want to...' I paused.

  'This will make you feel more comfy.' He swung a large neon tube down from the ceiling until it rested upon the desk between us; it would jam any known micro-transmitter, which is why agents always use a public phone that is near a neon sign if they have a chance. He switched the tube on. It flickered before underlighting Kevin's face with a blank blue glare.

  It took Kevin only a few minutes to produce the documents I wanted to see. I glanced through the medical 'flimsy'. It was a clinical description of physical being: height, weight, scars, moles, birthmarks, blood group, reflexes and a blow-by-blow description of teeth and medical treatment from the age of eleven.

  I turned to the card.

  SMITH, Henry J. B. This file renewal cycle: six months. Birth: Born 1900.

  White Caucasian. British National of British Birth. U.N.

  passport. U.K. passport Background: Eton/New/Horse Guards/Stockbroking. Married P.F.

  Hamilton (q.v.) 1 child. Property: Maidenhead. Albany. Ayrshire. Assets: (cash) Westminster: Green Park br.=œ19,004 dep., œ783 current.

  Shares: (See p.k.9.) Interests: Horticulture. Collects 1st editions of horticulture books, also flower prints. (A dwarf form of scarlet-flowered pomegranate named after him.) Art: Owns 3 Bonnards, 2 Monets, 5 Degas, 5 Bratbys. />
  Pressures: rh. 139 wh. 12 gh. 190 gh. 980.

  Shooting: Grouse shooting - fair shot.

  Bentley Continental/Mini Cooper. Cessna aeroplane.

  Skyknight. Personal: Mistress (see gh.980).

  Teetotal. Vegetarian. Extra-curricular: Member of, Celebrite/Eve/Nell Gwynne under name of Murray.

  Keeps small current account in name of Murray. Clubs: White's, Traveller's.

  No recorded homosexual tendency. In Sept. 1952 the (deleted) department of (deleted) arranged for homosexual overtures to be made to him to gain evidence for (Case 1952/kebs/832). There was no response. Travel: Extensive (see ah.40). Photos: aa/1424/77671.

  36 Sort of Secrets

  Kevin walked across to the Country Life calendar, stared at it and turned before answering my question.

 

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