by John Irving
Jack took a shower and got dressed. He put the Oscar on the piano, on top of a note of explanation to Miss Wurtz; she was still sleeping. They would have dinner together--maybe with Richard and Wild Bill, Jack said in the note. So that no one would steal the Oscar or wake up Miss Wurtz, Jack left the DO NOT DISTURB card on the door to the suite; at the front desk, he told them not to put through any calls.
Then he walked out into the harsh sunlight, and joined Richard and Wild Bill in the limo for the ride to the sound studio. Wild Bill had a bad hangover, which had not been improved by Anneke getting sick in the middle of the night. "Something she ate," Wild Bill told them. "I wish I'd eaten it, too. I wish it had killed me."
Richard told Jack that no hangover was as bad as not winning the Oscar.
It seemed to take hours to record the DVD commentary. As when Jack first met with Richard and Wild Bill in Amsterdam, his heart wasn't in it. But Jack liked the movie they had made together, and when he watched the film, he remembered how it had all come about.
"Whose idea was this?" Wild Bill would say, from time to time.
"Yours, I think," Richard would tell him.
It went pretty well, all things considered. Wild Bill's hangover seemed to go away, or else he rose to the occasion. In a short while, Vanvleck was doing most of the talking. There was almost a half hour when Wild Bill just talked nonstop; it was amazing what he could remember. But hearing the Dutchman's voice like that was oddly dislocating. Jack could almost hear him asking, "You actually know this lady?"
Or when Jack had explained (that night in the Sint Jacobsstraat) that Els had been his nanny, how Wild Bill had asked Richard: "She was his what?"
"Jack, why are you crying?" The Mad Dutchman had also asked.
Here they were in Hollywood, in a sound studio, and Wild Bill Vanvleck was going on about how they'd made Emma's movie. But in the drone of the Dutchman's voice, his actual words were lost. Jack saw Wild Bill sitting drunk in the street, shouting to his girlfriend: "Well, I didn't know!" And later, as they made their way through the red-light district, Jack could still hear Vanvleck calling, "Good night, my dears!"
Well, they had a job to do--Richard, Wild Bill, and Jack--and they did it. Later that afternoon, when Jack got back to the Four Seasons, he found Miss Wurtz in the living room of their suite playing the piano. Jack sat on the couch for a while and just listened.
The Wurtz began to talk to him, but--at the same time--she kept playing. "I want to thank you, Jack--I had the best time! It was quite a night for an old lady!"
Jack's neck was stiff and his toes hurt--something he'd done in the gym, he was thinking.
"But I must enlighten you, Jack," Miss Wurtz went on. "Don't take this the wrong way, but not even a night like last night is as special to me as every night I spent with your father. If I never got to go to the Oscars, I would still have had William in my life--that's all that matters."
And that was when Jack knew why his neck was stiff and his toes hurt. In those few hours of that early Monday morning, following the Academy Awards--when he actually got to sleep--Jack knew what he'd been dreaming. He was standing on the deck of that ship, leaving Rotterdam, and he was straining to see over the rail. Jack was standing on his toes and stretching his neck; for the few hours he slept, Jack must have maintained this uncomfortable position. No matter how hard he tried, of course, he couldn't see the shore.
Jack Burns may not have been a big believer in so-called recovered memory, but here is what Jack remembered, listening to Miss Wurtz play the piano, and he was sure it really happened--he knew it was true.
"Lift me up!" Jack had said to his mother on the deck of that ship. The docks were still in sight, but Jack couldn't see them. "Lift me up!" he'd begged his mom. "I want to see!" But she wouldn't do it.
"You've seen enough, Jack," his mom had said. She took his hand. "We're going below deck now," she'd told him.
"Lift me up! I want to see!" Jack had demanded.
But Alice was in no mood to be bossed around. "You've seen enough of Holland to last you a lifetime, Jackie boy," she'd said.
Under the circumstances, Jack had seen enough of Canada to last him a lifetime, too. Because the next country Jack saw was Canada, where his mother took him--where he would never see his dad.
33
Signs of Trouble
It had been Mrs. Machado's fondest hope, or so she'd said, that Mister Penis would never be taken advantage of. But by whom? By willful girls and venal women? Dr. Garcia told Jack that many women who sexually molest children believe that they are protecting them--that what the rest of us might call abuse is for these women a form of mothering.
Dr. Garcia further speculated that Mrs. Machado must have observed a certain absence of the mothering instinct in Alice. "Women like Mrs. Machado know which boys are vulnerable," Jack's psychiatrist said. "It helps, of course, if you know the boy's mother--if you see what's missing."
"Principiis obsta!" Mr. Ramsey had once warned him. "Beware the beginnings!"
If Jack had mother and father issues, one wonders what to make of Lucy. She was four, almost five, that early fall evening in 1987, when Jack discovered her in the backseat of her parents' silver Audi--his first and last night as a parking valet at Stan's in Venice.
When he saw Lucy again, in the waiting room of Dr. Garcia's office in Santa Monica, it was more than a year after he'd won the Oscar--April or May 2001. Lucy would have been eighteen. Jack didn't recognize her, but she recognized him; everyone did. (A pretty girl--someone's nanny, Jack had assumed.)
He'd long ago learned to expect and tolerate the stares of girls Lucy's age, but Lucy's eyes were riveted to his face, his hands, his every glance and movement. Her keen interest in him went far beyond overt flirtation or the groupie thing. Jack almost asked the receptionist if he could wait in another room. He didn't know if there were other rooms--that is, other than a bathroom and a closet--but Lucy's wanton obsession with him was distressing.
Then the problem appeared to go away; they overlapped only that one time in Dr. Garcia's waiting room. Jack completely forgot about the girl.
The reason Jack would remember the year and the season of his first reunion with Lucy, which (at the time) he didn't know was a reunion, is that he was getting ready for a trip to Halifax--his first trip there since he'd crossed the Atlantic and landed in Nova Scotia in his mother's womb. Dr. Garcia had warned him against returning to his birthplace, which she viewed as a possible setback to his therapy. But Jack had other business in Halifax.
A not-very-good Canadian novelist and screenwriter, Doug McSwiney, and a venerable French director, Cornelia Lebrun, wanted him to play the lead in a movie about the Halifax Explosion in 1917. They probably couldn't get adequate financing for the film without a movie star attached, and--given the off-center nature of McSwiney's screenplay--not just any movie star would do. Because of the cross-dressing inclination of the main character, the movie star had to be Jack Burns.
The character Jack would play, a transvestite prostitute, loses his (or her) memory in the explosion, when all his clothes are blown off and he suffers second-degree burns over his entire body; then he falls in love with his nurse. At first, Jack's character doesn't remember that he's a transvestite prostitute, but it wouldn't be a movie if his memory didn't return.
Jack had some issues with the screenplay, but he'd always been interested in the Halifax Explosion--and in seeing the city of his birth. It appealed to him to work with Cornelia Lebrun as a director, too. She was by far the more accomplished element in this collaboration, and when she proposed a meeting in Halifax--where she was working with McSwiney, urging him to improve his tortured script--Jack seized the opportunity to see his birthplace. He would also have a chance to put in his two cents regarding Doug McSwiney's trivialization of the Halifax disaster.
After Jack had won the Oscar, he'd said no to an uncountable number of offers. Many of these were suggested adaptations. He'd read a lot of novels, looking f
or a possible adaptation that appealed to him. But ever since Jack had been telling the story of his life to Dr. Garcia, the idea of writing any screenplay paled.
Jack Burns was back in the acting business, at least for the time being--or so he told Bob Bookman. But after the Oscar, Jack had been inclined to be picky about the acting opportunities, too. The thought of making a movie in Halifax, however, intrigued him. Who knows what so-called recovered memories he might unlock there? (Infant dreams and premonitions mainly, Jack imagined.)
That was his state of mind in June 2001, when he drove to Santa Monica for his appointment with Dr. Garcia. It was a warm day; when he parked the Audi, he left all the windows open.
Jack had a number of reasons to be feeling positive. Three years after the fact, he had described his return trip to all but one of the North Sea ports of call--and Jack had discovered that he could tell Dr. Garcia what had happened while managing to hold himself together. (In a few instances, Dr. Garcia had looked in danger of losing it.)
Furthermore, Jack was looking forward to his trip to Halifax--no small part of the reason being that his going there was against Dr. Garcia's wishes. And last but not least, Jack had just heard from Michele Maher. This was all the more remarkable because he had not heard from her for well over a year--not even so much as a postcard congratulating him for the Academy Award.
Jack had concluded, of course, that the sort-of boyfriend had taken stronger possession of her; that the boyfriend had forbidden her to communicate with Jack Burns had also crossed Jack's mind. Now came her long, most informative--if not overaffectionate--letter. Naturally, Jack showed Michele's letter to Dr. Garcia, but the doctor wasn't pleased.
In Jack's acceptance speech at the Academy Awards, his thanking Michele Maher for staying up late to watch him had backfired. It had prompted a heated discussion with her sort-of boyfriend--apparently on the subject of Michele's commitment to him, or lack thereof. Michele had never lived with anyone. To her old-fashioned thinking, cohabitation meant marriage and children; living with someone wasn't supposed to be an experiment. But because Jack mentioned her name--to an audience of millions--Michele's sort-of boyfriend insisted that they live together. Michele gave in, though she stopped short of marriage and children.
He was a fellow doctor, an internist--a friend of a friend she'd known in medical school. They were very much (perhaps too much) alike, she wrote.
"Everything in Dr. Maher's letter," Dr. Garcia said, when she'd finished reading it, "suggests a pragmatism unlike your approach to anything in this world, Jack."
But Jack had come away with something a little different from Michele's letter--for starters, it hadn't worked out with the live-in boyfriend. ("A year of commitment, in which I've never felt so uncommitted," as Michele put it.) She was living alone again; she had no boyfriend. She was finally free to congratulate Jack for winning the Oscar, and to suggest that--were he ever to find himself in the Boston area--they should meet for lunch.
"I realize that you don't get nominated for an Oscar every year," Michele wrote. "Moreover, should you ever go back to the Academy Awards, I wouldn't expect you to consider asking me to go with you again. But, in retrospect, I might have spared myself an unhappy year by saying yes to you the first time."
"There's more than a hint of a come-on in the 'in retrospect' part, isn't there?" Dr. Garcia commented. (This was not phrased as a question she expected Jack to answer; this was simply Dr. Garcia's way of presuming his agreement.)
"Spater--vielleicht," Michele's letter concluded.
"You'll have to help me with the German," Dr. Garcia said, almost as an afterthought.
" 'Later--perhaps,' " Jack translated.
"Hmm." (This was Dr. Garcia's way of downplaying the importance of something.)
"I could come back from Halifax via Boston," he suggested.
"How old is Michele--thirty-five, thirty-six?" Dr. Garcia asked, as if she didn't know.
"Yes, she's my age," Jack replied.
"Most doctors are workaholics," Dr. Garcia said, "but, like any woman her age, Michele's clock is ticking."
He should have told Dr. Garcia about Michele's letter in chronological order, Jack was thinking, but he didn't say anything.
"On the other hand, she doesn't exactly sound like a star-fucker, does she?" Dr. Garcia said.
"She was just suggesting lunch," Jack said.
"Hmm."
There were no new photographs in Dr. Garcia's office; there hadn't been any new photos in the three years he'd been her patient. But there wasn't any room for new ones, not unless she threw some of the old ones away.
"Call me from Halifax if you get in trouble, Jack."
"I won't get in any trouble," he told her.
Dr. Garcia took a good look at the sky-blue, businesslike letterhead on Michele's stationery before handing the letter back to him. "Call me from Cambridge, Massachusetts, then," she said. "I can almost guarantee you, Jack--you're going to get in trouble there."
At the time, in the chronological-order part of his life story as told to Dr. Garcia, he was up to what Miss Wurtz called "the second time in Amsterdam." Understandably, he was in no hurry to relate that part of his life story to the doctor. Jack thought that a little trip to Halifax, with a stopover in Boston on the way back, might do him a world of good.
When he came out into the waiting room, Jack was distracted by a woman--one of the young mothers who was a regular patient of Dr. Garcia's. She commenced to scream the second she saw him. (Jack hated it when that happened.)
The receptionist quickly led him to the Montana Avenue exit. Jack saw that another young mother, or the screaming woman's friend or nanny, was trying to comfort the screamer, whose wailing had frightened the children; some of the kids were crying.
He got into his Audi and tucked Michele Maher's letter under the sun visor on the driver's side. He was approaching the intersection of Montana Avenue and Fourth Street when Lucy's face appeared in his rearview mirror. Jack almost had an accident when she said, "I'm not well enough behaved to eat in a grown-up restaurant."
He still didn't get it. Jack knew only that he'd last seen her in Dr. Garcia's waiting room, but he didn't know who she was. (The nanny with groupie potential, as he'd thought of her.)
"I usually sleep on the floor, if I think anyone can see me sleeping on the backseat," the strange girl said. "I can't believe you keep buying Audis, and they're always silver!"
"Lucy?" Jack said.
"It took you long enough," she told him, "but I didn't have any tits when you met me. I guess it's understandable that you didn't recognize me."
An unfortunate coincidence, he realized. Lucy wasn't anyone's nanny; like Jack, she was one of Dr. Garcia's patients. (One of the less stable ones, he would soon discover.)
It was hard to see what faint resemblance she still bore to the worried but courageous little four-year-old Jack had picked up in his arms at Stan's. Some of her courage had remained, or it had hardened into something else. Now in her late teens, Lucy wasn't worried about anything--not anymore.
She had dead-calm, unblinking eyes--suggesting the steely recklessness of a car thief. If you dared her to do it--or bet her five bucks that she couldn't--she would drive foot-to-the-floor through every red light on Wilshire Boulevard, all the way from Santa Monica into Beverly Hills. Unless she got broadsided in Brentwood, or shot by a cop in Westwood Village, there'd be no stopping her--her bare left arm would be lolling out the window, giving everyone the finger the whole way.
Jack turned right on Ocean Avenue and pulled the Audi to the curb. "I think you better get out of the car, Lucy," he said.
"I'll take off all my clothes before you can get me out of the backseat," the girl told him.
Jack held the steering wheel in both hands, looking at Lucy in his rearview mirror. She was wearing a pink tank top--barely more than a sports bra--and black Puma running shorts, like a jogger. Jack knew she could take off everything she was wearing in the time it wou
ld take him to get out of the driver's seat and open the back door.
"What do you want, Lucy?" he asked her.
"Let's go to your house," she said. "I know where you live, and I got a helluva story to tell you."
"You know where I live?" he asked the girl.
"My mom and I drive by your house all the time," she told him. "But we never see you. I guess you're not there much or something."
"Let's just talk in the car," Jack suggested.
"It's kind of a long story," the girl explained. In the rearview mirror, he could see that she was wriggling her running shorts down over her hips. Her thong was pink; it didn't look as if it would be comfortable to run in.
"Please pull your shorts up," he said. "We'll go to my house."
She was wearing dirty running shoes with those short socks that all the kids seemed to like--the kind that didn't even cover your ankles. She walked all over Jack's house on the balls of her feet, as if she were imitating Mr. Ramsey--or else she was too restless to sit down. Jack followed her around like a dog; it was as if they were in Lucy's house and she was in charge.
"When you head-butted my dad, that was a life-changing moment," Lucy told him. "That was when my mom decided she'd had enough of him. I remember she screamed at him all the way home. They would've been divorced before breakfast the next morning, if my mom could've arranged it."
"In my experience, you don't remember things with much accuracy when you're four years old," he cautioned her.
"You were my mother's fucking hero," Lucy said. "You think I wouldn't remember that? When you got famous, we went to all your movies and my mom said, 'There's the guy who got me out of my miserable marriage.' Of course my dad hated you. When they were divorced, I had to listen to him talk about you, too. 'If I ever run into Jack Burns, he won't know what hit him!' my dad was always shouting."
"Your dad didn't handle himself too well the first time," Jack pointed out to her.
"Let me tell you--if my mom ever ran into you, she'd fuck your brains out and then tell my dad all about it," Lucy said. "All my life, you've been such a big fucking deal in my family."