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by Raving Beauties


  they’d hear me hiss and cackle, whistle back at them.

  SUSAN UTTING

  Trinity

  I

  Once there was a woman with a big mouth.

  She opened it wide in hunger.

  She opened it wide in anger.

  She opened it wide in laughter.

  Her mouth was so wide that when she was hungry,

  she could eat you whole.

  Her mouth was so wide that when she was angry,

  lightning sparked from her throat.

  Her mouth was so wide that when she laughed,

  the whole earth shook.

  One day when she’d had enough of the world,

  she opened her big mouth & swallowed it

  & kept it quietly inside her.

  II

  Once there was a woman who grew hair on her face.

  She didn’t grow it to make people snigger behind their hands

  & she didn’t grow it to make a point.

  When her friends took her aside to talk discreetly about

  depilatory creams & electrolysis

  she just smiled a smile of serenity & grew her hair a little longer

  (soft hair, womanly hair).

  She didn’t grow it so people would stare at her in the street

  & she didn’t grow it so they’d turn away from her in lifts.

  & when small children tugged at their fathers’ hands & said

  ‘Look Daddy, that lady’s got a beard!’

  she just smiled a little smile inside, all to herself

  & grew her hair just that much thicker

  (lustrous hair, feminine hair).

  So that the hair on her face grew & grew

  all soft & curly & growing

  until it developed into a dense, tangled thicket

  & Piwakawaka the fantail came to live in it

  & sang sweetly in her ear.

  III

  Once there was a woman who asked the Great Goddess:

  What shall become of me?

  And the Immense Goddess spoke to her

  in her huge roaring voice saying:

  You will have many husbands

  & several wives

  (not all at once, necessarily)

  because I have chosen you

  you who are a great lump of onyx among women

  to go forth and, well,

  not exactly multiply with all these folk,

  but at least have a very jolly time of it.

  Lay hold of the Tree of Life, said the Enormous Goddess

  (oh yea) and sip at the Endless Well.

  You go for it, she said.

  Go get ’em.

  Thus the woman knew she had been sanctified

  & that is why she recommends

  you just open your heart as wide as it goes

  & damn well enjoy yourself.

  JANIS FREEGARD

  Happiness

  My hair is happy

  and my skin is happy.

  My skin quivers with happiness.

  I breathe happiness instead of air,

  slowly and deeply,

  as a man who avoided a mortal danger.

  Tears roll down my face,

  I do not know it.

  I forget I still have a face.

  My skin is singing,

  I shiver.

  I feel time’s duration

  as it felt in the hour of death.

  As if my sense of time alone were grasping the world,

  as if existence were time only.

  Immersed in terrifying

  magnificence

  I feel every second of happiness, as it arrives,

  fills up, bursts into flower

  according to its own natural way,

  unhurried as a fruit,

  astounding as a deity.

  Now

  I begin to scream.

  I am screaming. I leave my body.

  I do not know whether I am human anymore,

  how could anyone know that, screaming with happiness.

  Yet one dies from such screaming,

  thus I am dying from happiness.

  On my face there are probably no more tears,

  my skin probably does not sing by now.

  I don’t know whether I still have a skin,

  from me to my skin

  is too far to know.

  Soon I will go.

  I do not shiver any longer,

  I do not breathe any longer.

  I don’t know whether I still have

  something to breathe with.

  I feel time’s duration,

  how perfectly I feel time’s duration.

  I sink

  I sink into time.

  ANNA SWIR

  translated by Czesław Miłosz & Leonard Nathan

  Could it be

  When you leave

  I smiling hold

  this soft furry

  bouncing

  tingling

  tickling

  I don’t know what to call it

  ‘thing’

  it moves round me

  all day

  moves me round

  all day

  tickling tingly ‘thing’

  waiting to bounce out

  my eyes

  my mouth

  my ears

  my nose

  my belly

  my thighs

  and all those other shy soft places

  waiting to be named

  in subtler tones

  waiting to bounce out

  soft funny

  bouncy cuddly

  tingling tickly

  ah! so touchy tender ‘thing’

  waiting to bounce out at you

  when you get home

  could it be.

  JEAN ‘BINTA’ BREEZE

  My Black Triangle

  My black triangle

  sandwiched between the geography of my thighs

  is a bermuda

  of tiny atoms

  forever seizing

  and releasing

  the world

  My black triangle

  is so rich

  that it flows over

  on to the dry crotch

  of the world

  My black triangle

  is black light

  sitting on the threshold of the world

  overlooking

  all my probabilities

  And though

  it spares a thought for history

  my black triangle

  has spread beyond his story

  beyond the dry fears of parch-ri-archy

  Spreading and growing

  trusting and flowing

  my black triangle

  carries the seal of approval

  of my deepest self.

  GRACE NICHOLS

  Reading My Skin

  You read me as if I were braille

  your fingertips move over each of my limbs.

  On my left thigh you touch sad, on my right

  lonely, where your pinky presses down

  as if to double-check. I feel you

  search for other words.

  You stroke the inside of my legs,

  find broken, then travel to my belly, pause

  at Bolivia and English, confused

  and it’s not till they touch perdida

  that they begin to understand my unease

  while you read me. On my feet’s soles,

  where the skin is hard, you find fall, Tarija

  near the number four.

  At my knees Huntsville, Texas where

  you stop for five seconds, tapping on strangers,

  religion and home where I try to nudge

  your fingers away but still you look

  for other codes and find only

  scattered question marks.

  But you pause longer, almost a minute

  at my hip bone, on New York, Joe, John

  and
a word even you won’t say aloud

  and begin to realise why

  I was reluctant to be read.

  You stop on my left breast at Edinburgh

  and tha gaol agam ort, not wanting

  or needing to feel anymore.

  KATHERINE LOCKTON

  Full-length Mirror

  Sally the therapist stops by on Mondays.

  Bright and brunette, she accepts, smiling,

  the snail and bag of screws Billy gifts her,

  then sets them down like the Turin Shroud

  and chats to Matron, before going up.

  I share with Medusa, so sometimes

  I wander in during their sessions,

  pretending not to listen. Thought

  I was in love when I saw her unpacking.

  Shy, huge eyes and a full-on kapow

  of a body. But we’re all nuts here.

  Sally asks about the zoo, the food,

  stays safe to build rapport. Gets grunts.

  Medusa pretends to read, her oilslick hair

  pooling on the pages of Jane Eyre.

  Sally asks if it’s a good book.

  Medusa doesn’t look up.

  The therapist hefts a full-length mirror

  across; asks if they could both glance

  into it together.

  The second night, I crept into her covers,

  murmuring compliments, trying to sneak

  a kiss, my tongue like a cobra; a finger.

  The doctor, stitching stoicly,

  said I was lucky.

  I gather what I say I came in for

  and turn to go as they both stand up,

  shrink and shrinkee, to face the glass.

  Medusa shrugs and says she feels

  the same as ever –

  she wants her head cut off.

  Sally nods, Sally sighs a century.

  KIRSTEN IRVING

  On Nudity

  The moon sits in the sky

  like that stray cat sits in my window.

  The cat stares at me & because I don’t feel

  dirty enough I walk outside & knead

  my fingers into its flea filled neck.

  I see my neighbour naked at her counter,

  moonlight tattooed to her nape & I think,

  I need to go the gym.

  I need to stand naked at my counter

  so I can leave the blinds up & be

  objectified by my neighbours & the moon.

  I usually mind my own business, but smile

  when my neighbour turns around slightly

  horrified. The stray arches its back

  into a soft crescent against my hand,

  against the darkness of a siren shrieking

  into a hospital’s empty bay.

  KATIE CONDON

  I Think of You and Think of Skin

  I think of you and think of skin –

  its soft stretch, ways it may fold, or be pressed,

  occasionally tear. How it absorbs the fix it’s in,

  ends up not innocent, unkissed, yet simple in its rest –

  your father’s work, to expose such by the sun,

  harried and tawed and dressed for the intent

  of its disguise with musks and roses. For you, years gone,

  I’m pale now, peeled, unwritten-on, a reproach unmeant –

  white widow in my quilled intransigence, a swan

  alone. Days such as these, late summer of my life,

  I wonder at this want to turn a yearling’s tongue

  to subtleties so hollow, telling tender lies –

  those nights you travelled me with words, blood-nibbed

  and burning, tell me I was your first, flawed, outlawed script.

  PIPPA LITTLE

  John Shakespeare, William’s father, was a ‘whyttawer’ (worker in white leather) who made gloves from calf, kid, lamb and rabbit skins so fine they were almost translucent. He might spend up to a year preparing the hides before beginning his work. The sonnet is in Anne Hathaway’s voice. [PL]

  No, Mon Amour

  My breast

  (the right one)

  shrinks inside its pouch.

  It is pale,

  toadhearted.

  The lesser breast

  suffers the most.

  Poor relative

  of the breast with the franchise,

  specially commissioned theme tune

  and gift shop.

  How often people presume

  that the agony of the breasts

  is double!

  No, mon amour.

  While the left

  is crushed and petted,

  the orphan right

  silently hungers.

  The animal slopes

  back to its room.

  If only the scenario

  weren’t so

  laughable.

  If only the left

  didn’t swell

  with each hard twist

  of the nipple.

  AMY MCCAULEY

  God Save me from women with Choppy Bobs

  Who sashay into the office wearing too much fake-tan

  and talk about gastric bands, crow’s feet, cracked heels.

  They all eat sushi and talk about their clitoris every seven seconds

  and swish their hair like Claudia Schiffer and tweet minor celebs

  and wonder what they would do if they ever got stretch marks

  and they once made a suicide pact in the conference suite.

  Kill me if my breasts ever sag or if I get so fat that men

  no longer find me attractive, even my husband they say.

  Darling I’m wearing Eau de parfum by Katie Price.

  Can you smell the long top notes of dewy lime? they ask

  before inviting each other to run their fingers along

  the smoothness of their product perfect skin

  but these women fall silent

  whenever I enter the room

  then they eek amongst themselves like mice.

  What does it feel like to be youngish and only have one breast? they ask.

  I could try to explain it differs from woman to woman.

  I could say quite honestly to me it doesn’t matter

  that having one breast makes me unique

  actually, it makes me feel like an amazon queen.

  Save me from these women.

  I know the world can’t be full of women with cropped, black hair

  who won’t give themselves to the darkness no matter what.

  But all the same God save me.

  NICOLA DALY

  Sexted

  It happened at school, in Drama: some girl

  sent photos to a guy who sent them to another guy

  who got off the hook. Apparently there’s a line

  and if you cross it you’re an on-site lifeguard,

  the rest of us quietly drowning until we’re saved.

  She managed to cry in the right scene, but it wasn’t

  about the play. She shook for days. Like his phone

  when he got the text, dropped like a bomb

  in his pocket. We looked at the floor and the fates

  spun in the corridors. She left the stage. Those of us

  who’ve been there and lived, we didn’t dare say.

  After all, why try to explain what nobody saw:

  that somebody somewhere must have looked at her

  full-on, too hard too long, set her in freefall.

  JASMINE SIMMS

  Not Andromeda

  I cannot hang damselled in the night sky for you –

  lunar, the translucent lilt

  of alabaster skin, slender arms,

  fingers which taper to vanishing points

  and, like hot glass, slowly fold into place,

  sitting quietly. I cannot grow legs which

  slide, waxen, down your glance

  with tiny feet bound

  to a pulp and my bones


  do not quiver with fear

  in egg shell threads, stitched together

  in a diminuendo of the waist and a fine needlework

  of the voice.

  I cannot be Andromeda.

  As a mortal I do not require your worship, nor your

  offerings at my feet to guarantee you

  a rich harvest. The corners of your plinth bruise

  my dappling of cellulite, pomegranate

  flesh, clay left

  with the impressions of

  a creator’s thumbs. I possess

  a body full and strong, folding like an artery

  or a root feasting, sunk in earth – rough, furrowed,

  rashed with lichen.

  If I am celestial at all, it is because

  we were both drawn

  from the same flaming blood, a light shed

  from the first sighs of the stars.

  Let us grasp each other’s shoulders.

  Let us share a look of understanding.

  Let me be a brother to you, even though

  I am not a man.

  KATIE BYFORD

  The Blossom Queen

 

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