“The damn zipper’s stuck,” she said. “Why does it always have to happen when I’m in a hurry?”
She deposited her belongings on a chair and turned her back to me. It was the same smoothly fitting black dress she’d been wearing for important occasions right along, but it always gave me a funny feeling to see it these days, although it showed no signs whatever of the early-morning horseplay in which it had once figured. She’d got the cloth jammed in the machinery. It didn’t take me long to worry loose the zipper. As a married man of fifteen years’ standing, I’m officially checked out on zippers, single-engine, multi-engine, and jet.
I closed her up the back and gave her a brotherly pat on the fanny. We hadn’t officially forgiven each other yet, but two reasonably intelligent people, reasonably equipped with senses of humor, can’t work together for a week without coming to some sort of tacit understanding. I might as well have saved the pat, however. For kicks, you might as well pat Joan of Arc in full armor, as a modern woman in her best girdle.
“All clear,” I said. “I asked the desk to call a taxi. It’s probably waiting by now.”
She didn’t move at once. She was looking at the dresser top, where an impressive number of film cartridges stood in neat rows, like soldiers on parade. After a moment, she glanced at me questioningly.
I said, “That’s the gather, ma’am. I lined them all up there to see what they looked like. I’ll wrap them up and send them out in the morning.”
She looked surprised. “I thought you were going to take them to Stockholm with you.”
I shook my head. “I changed my mind. Why should I take a chance on their color processing, when I know I can get a good job in New York? As for the black-and-whites, there’s a lab I know that can do a better job than I can, working in a hotel sink. It’ll mean a little fun with customs, I understand, but I’ve been told they’ll let you send exposed, undeveloped film out of the country, if you merely sign your life away first.”
There was a little silence. Her back was to me, but I could see her face in the mirror. It was a mean curve I’d pitched her. She’d expected those films to be lying around for several days longer. She was thinking hard. She laughed mechanically, and touched one of the cartridges.
“My God, there are a lot of them, aren’t there?”
It was a typical amateur reaction. The stuff comes out of the factories by the running mile, but the amateur clings to the notion that each square inch is precious and irreplaceable. Lou still had the attitude of the box-camera duffer who keeps the same roll in the camera from one Christmas to the next. I hadn’t been able to get it through her head that film, like ammunition, is expendable.
“Yup,” I said, “a lot of ’em. And there ain’t a cow in the herd worth a plugged nickel, ma’am.”
She threw me a quick, startled glance over her shoulder. “What do you mean?”
I said deliberately, “I’m speaking from the artistic and editorial point of view, of course, not the technical. We’ve got lots of technically beautiful negatives, but as publishable pictures go, all we’ve got is a bunch of corny, unimaginative junk. I think you know that.”
She swung around to face me. “If you feel like, that, why did you take them?” she demanded angrily. “Why didn’t you tell me—”
“Lou,” I said, “don’t go naive on me at this late stage in the proceedings. You’ve hauled me hundreds of miles and had me expose hundreds of yards of film in weird and rather dull places that had nothing much to do with the article we were supposed to be illustrating. Any time I turned aside to shoot something really interesting, something with human appeal, something a magazine might actually go for, you’d be tapping your foot impatiently and looking at your watch. Now don’t give me that wide-eyed look and start asking silly questions. You know why I took your pictures the way you wanted me to. I’ve been waiting for a man to show. A man named Caselius. I expect him to turn up any time now, particularly if you let him know all this stuff will be leaving the country tomorrow.”
She licked her lips. “What makes you think I’m in communication with this man... what did you call him?”
I said, “Cut it out, Lou.”
“Caselius?” she said. “Why do you expect this man Caselius to come to you?”
“Well,” I said, “it’s just a childish theory of mine, but I have a feeling he’s interested in these pix, even if no editor would look at them twice.”
“What are you trying to say, Matt?”
I said, “Honey, I’m not blind, even if I act that way occasionally. Between your connections, and my bona-fide journalistic back-ground, and our American passports—not to mention the backing of a well-known American magazine—we’ve bamboozled the Swedes into letting us make a nice photographic survey of the transportation facilities and natural resources of this strategic northern area. A couple of guys named Ivan wouldn’t have got past the first gate, would they?”
She said, “Matt, I—”
“Oh, don’t apologize,” I said. “It was a bright scheme, and it worked fine. But you’re lucky you got a man like me, with an ax to grind, to do your camera work. A real magazine photographer, full of artistic integrity, might have balked at being told what to shoot and how to shoot it. At least he’d have asked some embarrassing questions.”
I waited. She didn’t say anything. I went on: “I suppose your friends have trained intelligence specialists working in the real top-secret areas we couldn’t get access to. But we’ve done pretty well, as far as I can judge. We’ve got a set of films on this country that any professional spy would be proud to send in to headquarters. Now all that remains is getting it into the proper hands. Am I correct?”
After a moment, she said, “I wondered... you’re not stupid, and still you allowed yourself to be used...
“Honey,” I said, “I’m not a Swede. That’s one of the discoveries a man makes as he grows up: the discovery that you can have only one woman and one country at a time. Any more and life gets too damn complicated. My folks came from here, sure, but I was born in America and I’m a U.S. citizen and I have a job to do. That’s plenty of responsibility for me. Let the Swedes worry about their own politics and their own security.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean,” I said, “it’s nothing to me who takes pictures of what in this country, Lou, or where those pictures go. Do I make myself clear?” I took her by the shoulders to emphasize my point. “What I’m driving at, Lou,” I said, looking her straight in the eye, “is there are your films, right there behind you. Tell your people to come and get them. They don’t have to get rough or tricky. You don’t have to poison my soup or put a mickey in my drink. The pix are nothing to me. Take them and to hell with all of you. There’s just one thing I want out of the deal.”
When you act like a nice guy, everybody examines your motives with a microscope. When you act like a conscienceless louse, they generally take you at face value.
Lou licked her lips again. “What’s that, Matt? What do you want for your films? Money?”
I said, “Folks have been known to get smacked talking like that, ma’am... No, I don’t want money. I just want a look, one quick look, at a man’s face. Lacking that, his name will do; the name he goes under in this country. I figure I’ve earned that much.”
“A quick look.” she said tightly, “so you can kill him!”
We were suddenly a long way apart, even though my hands were still on her shoulders. I took them away.
“The man we’re talking about is the man who’s probably responsible for your husband’s death,” I said. “Why should you worry what happens to him? That is, if your husband’s really dead.” A funny look came briefly into her eyes and went away. She didn’t speak. I went on: “Anyway, I think you know what my orders are. Until they’re changed, I’m harmless. I just want to find out who the hell I’m dealing with. I’d like to get that much of the job accomplished.”
I moved my shoulders. “I’m offe
ring you a bargain. Make up your mind. I’m not asking you to set him up for me. All I’m asking is who he is. There are your films, all together for the first and maybe the last time. You can have them easy or you can have them tough. Hell, I’m just one man, doll, and my hands are officially tied. What harm can I do? Check with Caselius himself. I don’t think he’s scared of letting me know who he is. I think he’ll agree it’s a good deal for him. His identity in exchange for the pix without fuss or trouble. What does he lose?”
She said, “You’d betray a friendly country, a country from which your people came—”
“Lou,” I said, “cut it out. Let’s not use big words like betray. I’ve got a job to do. It’s not my business to protect the security of the mines and railroads of northern Sweden, a neutral country that’s no ally of my country— it’s not even a member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, to the best of my knowledge. The Swedes can damn well look out for themselves. I’ve got a man to find. You want your films, give me my man.” ‘
“If you got other orders,” she said, “would you really—”
I said irritably, “Let’s not go into the morality lecture, honey. I’ve heard it before.”
“But it doesn’t make sense!” she cried with sudden vigor. “You’re a... an intelligent person. You’re even kind of... kind of nice at times. And still you’d hunt down a human being like… like…” She drew a long breath. “Don’t you realize that if this man Caselius is so evil and dangerous that he must be removed, there are other ways, legal ways... Can’t you see that by resorting to violence, you just bring yourself down to his level, the level of animals? Even if you should win that way, it wouldn’t mean anything!”
There was a change in her attitude that puzzled me, a kind of honest indignation that was incongruous and disconcerting under the circumstances. A day earlier, a few hours earlier, I’d have spent some time trying to figure it out, but it was too late now.
There comes a time in every operation when the wheels are turning, the die is cast, the cards are dealt, if you please, and you’ve got to carry on as planned and hope for the best. I can name you names, too many of them, of men I’ve known—and women, too—who died because some last-minute piece of information made them try to pull a switcheroo after the ball had been snapped and the backfield was in motion. When that point comes, to scramble the similes even further, you just take the phone off the hook and walk away from it. You don’t want to hear what the guy at the other end of the line has to say. You’ve done your best, you’ve learned everything possible in the time at your disposal, and you don’t want any more dope on any part of the situation, because it’s too late and you can’t do anything about it, anyway.
I said, “That’s kind of a funny speech from you, Lou. It seems to be kind of a set speech in these parts. Sara Lundgren—I think you’ve heard the name—made it, too, a few minutes before your Caselius put a nice accurate burst from a machine pistol into her face and chest.”
I made an impatient gesture. “What the hell makes everybody feel so damn superior to this fellow Caselius? As far as I can make out, he’s a bright, ruthless guy working like hell for his country, just like I’m a bright, ruthless guy working like hell for mine. His country doesn’t happen to like my country. He’s responsible for the deaths of a couple of people I’d rather have seen keep on living. I’ve even got some sentimental objections to his methods. Therefore it’s not going to grieve me deeply if I get orders to go ahead and make the touch.
“But as far as feeling superior to the guy, nuts! I’m perfectly happy to be on his level, doll. It’s the level of a tough, intelligent, courageous man who could probably make a better living selling automobiles or insurance or whatever they sell in Russia, but who prefers to serve his country in the front lines, such as they are today. I don’t hate him. I don’t despise him. I don’t look down upon him, as everybody else seems to, from some kind of a higher moral plane. I’m just prepared to kill him when and if I get instructions to do so, whether it means anything or not. Meanwhile, I’d like to find out who he is.”
She said, rather stiffly. “Well, you certainly won’t learn it from me, Matt.” She glanced at her watch, and spoke in a different tone. “We’d better hurry. The Ridderswärds were warned we’d be late, so they’re holding dinner for us, but it’s not very nice to keep them waiting unnecessarily.”
I looked at her. She was no longer a pretty girl whose company I’d kind of enjoyed. She was somebody who had some information I wanted. There are ways of getting information out of just about anybody, if you have a big enough need and a strong enough stomach…
A funny, startled look came into her eyes. She said quietly, “No, Matt. I don’t think you could make me talk.”
I said, “Another woman told me that once. Remind me to tell you the story some day.” I picked up her coat. “Let’s go.”
20
I almost didn’t recognize the von Hoffman kid, when I came into the Ridderswärds’ living room. She’d pulled her hair straight back and put it up in a big knot at the back of her head. It changed the apparent shape of her face and made her look older and more adult—kind of serene and regal—but she still stuck loyally to her putrid-pink lipstick. She was wearing the gray flannel suit that’s practically a daytime uniform for the Swedish women. It comes in all shapes, shades, and sizes, but the favorite model, which Elin was displaying tonight, has a short jacket and a full pleated skirt suitable for walking or bicycling. They all wear it.
It wasn’t as bad on her as the shiny blue party dress or the wild plaid pants. It didn’t do anything for her, but then, she didn’t really need to have anything done for her. The fact that she was wearing it, instead of dressing up, indicated that this was to be a much less formal affair than the last dinner we’d attended at this house. There were no visiting directors here tonight. Clearly this was just a little private get-together in the interests of company public relations: a graceful farewell gesture toward a couple of foreign journalists who’d finished their assignment and were about to leave.
“I have written to Colonel Stjernhjelm,” Elin said to me as we settled down at the table after the same old quick-and-lousy Manhattan. She said, “I wrote that you were a terrible person, a drunkard, and probably quite immoral as well.” She glanced briefly toward Lou, at the other side of the table. Then she laughed quickly. “I am joking with you, Cousin Matthias,” she murmured. “I wrote that you were a very nice man. I have a reply from Colonel Stjernhjelm. He is writing you directly, but in case the letter should miss you in your travels, I am to tell you that you are invited to Torsäter for the hunt next week and he is looking forward to meeting you.”
“That’s very nice of him,” I said. “And thank you for the recommendation.”
She said, “I will be there, too. If you come on Wednesday morning, we will have a day for me to show you around. Also to sight in your weapon, if you have not already done so. I have a new, light 8mm Huskvarna bolt-action rifle that I wish to try out before I use it.”
I glanced at her, a little surprised. “Oh,” I said, “you’ll be hunting, too.”
“Why, yes,” she said. “As a matter of fact, we’ll be hunting together, if you do not mind too much. Colonel Stjernhjelm is in charge of organizing the hunt this year, and he will be too busy to look after you properly, so he is making me responsible for you, since you are not acquainted with our customs and methods. We hunt on stand, you know, each shooter assigned to a post, and the game is driven toward the guns by jägare and dogs. It is very exciting when you hear the dogs approaching and know that the älg—moose—is close ahead of them, and you pray that they will pass your stand and not somebody else’s. I hope you are a good shot on running game. So many Americans seem to practice on nothing but stationary targets, when they bother to practice at all.”
I said, “I’ve shot at a few moving targets in my time, Cousin Elin.”
She laughed. “You make yourself sound quite ancient whe
n you speak like that... We will be sharing a stand. As the guest, you will take the first shot. But do not worry. If you miss the game, I will kill it for you.”
She might look like a tall and lovely young lady, but she talked like a cocky kid. “Thanks,” I said dryly.
“I am a very good shot,” she said calmly. “I have written Colonel Stjernhjelm that you do not much like to walk, so we will be assigned to one of the easier stands, but it is all right. We have just as good a chance there as elsewhere.”
“That’s good,” I said. “I wouldn’t want to think you’d lost any opportunities on my account.”
She laughed. “Am I being terribly undiplomatic? But we do want you to enjoy this hunt, and some of the stands are far back in quite rough country. And I am afraid we do not have the jeeps or horses available to which you are accustomed in your American hunting.”
Her voice was a little scornful. I had a momentary impulse to invite her to come elk hunting in the high Rockies some time. After a couple of hard days in the saddle, she might change her opinion about American hunting... Later in the evening, while I was talking with my host, I saw her sitting with Lou on the far side of the living room. Both girls were smiling sweetly and talking in syrupy voices that made me want to knock their heads together. I couldn’t hear what they were talking about.
Riding back to the hotel, I asked Lou, “What the hell have you and the von Hoffman kid got against each other, anyway?”
Lou gave me a surprised look that wasn’t as convincing as it might have been. “Got against... I haven’t got anything against her. I just don’t go for that innocent, nature-girl type. I told you so before.” She glanced at me. “I’ll give you a word of advice, buster. Don’t get mixed up with that one.” Her voice was flat.
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