by Chris Knopf
After talking to Milton Hornsby I sat in the Grand Prix for a few minutes to let that old roar subside. In the past I wouldn’t have let him just walk away from me. I don’t know what I would’ve done, but it would have likely gone on a mental list of all the things I wished I could take back.
Eddie was whining at me to open the window. I opened them all and lit a cigarette. I sat back in the old cracked leather bucket seat and closed my eyes. You don’t get pissed, you don’t win the fight. But what if you don’t want the fight in the first place?
“fuckin’ hell, Eddie. I need a lawyer.”
He wasn’t listening. His head was already out the window, taking in the autumn air, looking around for the next thing.
You got to Burton Lewis’s house in the estate section of Southampton Village by driving down a 2,800-foot driveway that shot in a straight line between two twelve-foot-high privet hedges. You drove over polished white pebbles contained by steel curbing that drew the outside edges into perfect parallel lines. At the entrance was a white wooden gate that pivoted open on huge cast iron hinges bolted to a pair of white posts trimmed out to look like Empire furniture. Fluffy old blue hydrangea flanked the gate and softened the effect of the rectangular call box, perched on a curved black post, where you punched a code to open the gate, or pushed a call button to gain entry. The only clue to the identity of the home was a polite four-by-eight-inch white sign on which the number eighty-five was painted with green paint and circumscribed by a thin green line.
After the initial straight shot, the driveway made an abrupt forty-five degree turn, and if you hadn’t run out of gas by then, you came out from between the privets into an open area defined by an oval turnaround. The interior of the oval was landscaped to look unlandscaped, as if the mammoth shingle-style mansion looming above you was situated there just to take advantage of some perfect act of nature.
Burton’s great-grandfather built the first house on the site before the turn of the century. That was when really wealthy people competed with Versailles and called the results a cottage. In the thirties, taking advantage of a glut of cheap labor, his grandfather tore it down and built an even bigger monstrosity. Burton grew up in that house, and a town house on the Upper East Side and a half-dozen other houses sprinkled around Europe and the Caribbean. His parents delegated Burton’s upbringing, and that of his two sisters, to a team of professionals. Austrian nannies, Swiss ski instructors, Parisian epicures. All three kids suffered from severe parental deprivation, with mixed results. One of the girls was obsessed with Sherlock Holmes and ended up heaving herself off the Reichenbach Falls. The other succumbed to hardcore S&M and died of an overdose hanging upside down in some squalid flop down near Times Square.
Burton took up banking and jurisprudence. Looking like he’d been born in a Brooks Brothers, he took part-time jobs and internships on Wall Street and developed a decent command of international finance before he was out of prep school. He graduated from Columbia in three years, and having grown bored with finance, had earned a law degree from Yale three years after that.
The only conversation he could remember having with his father was when the old man brought him into his study to go over the disposition of the family fortune, with instructions on how to manage it should he die or lose his faculties. Which is exactly what happened about a year after that. Burton was about twenty-three; his father lasted another year before dying insane and leaving Burton, the sole heir, insanely rich.
The first thing he did was tear down his grandfather’s house and build another one. It was still pretty big, but at least it fit the scale of the other houses in the neighborhood, if that’s what you’d call it. It fit Burton okay. He was well over six feet tall, and thin, with a small-featured face made of weathered brown leather. He had a head full of light brown hair that fell over his forehead and a mustache that emboldened a small, thin mouth. His clothes draped over his gaunt frame in the perfect way you see on mannequins. He often wore a look of puzzled amusement, as if struggling to recollect the punch line of an inappropriate joke. I met him through a mutual friend of Abby’s. She’d pulled him into the circle of acquaintances she maintained as a simulation of genuine friendship. We were all still young, but making enough to live in Manhattan. Burton was splitting his time between defending vagrants out of a grungy storefront office in the East Village and an active tax practice down on the Street.
His pedigree was all that mattered to Abby, but Burton’s stuff ran deeper than that.
When I was growing up, people like Burton Lewis moved through the world inside an invisible protective enclosure. We saw them in the grocery store or stepping between their nice cars and Herb McCarthy’s or the Irving Hotel, but we knew they probably didn’t see us. They were a type of celestial being that God had marooned on earth as a penalty for their vanity and arrogance. I didn’t know enough locals then to know how they felt about the Summer People, but I was never resentful or jealous. Just removed. I kept out of their way and only wondered about their lives when I rode my bike around the estate section and tried to see the big houses hidden by giant stands of hundred-year-old maples and copper beech.
Abby tried to hire Burton to represent her in the divorce, but he demurred. Claimed the lack of a Connecticut bar exam. The truth is, though he was fond of her, he liked me better. We used to do shots and watch the Knicks together on TV while the other swells practiced one-upmanship out in his living room. I liked him, too, and not for the reason Abby liked to insinuate, Burton being homosexual.
When I pushed the call button on the intercom at the gate, a Spanish woman answered. She said Burton was out in the back jacking up a small utility shed to repair the foundation. He was always building or fixing something with his own hands. I noted it was after eight o’clock at night.
“We have lights.”
“Tell him Sam Acquillo dropped by. I’ll come back later.”
“No. He’ll want to talk to you. I’ll ring him on his mobile.”
“Is this Isabella?”
“Yes, Mr. Acquillo.”
“Sam.”
“Sam. He hasn’t heard from you for a long time.”
Isabella was Burton’s housekeeper. If that’s the right designation for a woman who ran such a colossal domestic enterprise. Her husband had been a lawyer in Cuba. Burton used him as an investigator until he dropped dead one day in the middle of an interview with a potential witness. Burton let Isabella stay at his flat until she could find other circumstances and she still hadn’t left.
“I’m not much of a communicator,” I told her.
“He thought he’d made some offense.”
It wasn’t that easy to make out what she was saying over the intercom, especially given the accent.
“No, he didn’t. I’ll just call him tomorrow.”
“No, I get him for you. Come on in.”
The big white gate swung in and I piloted the Grand Prix down the privet canyon.
Burton’s yellow and wood-paneled 1978 Ford Country Squire was parked out front. Combine its raw metal content with the Grand Prix’s and you could build a small fleet of Honda Civics. Our taste in cars might have looked like the foundation of the relationship. Though the real reason Burton drove the Ford was simple negligence. He’d had it since it was new and, as long as it ran well enough to get him around Southampton, wouldn’t bother replacing it. People like Burton, who can buy anything, often don’t buy anything at all, or only when driven by impulses most of us would find incomprehensible.
As I hauled the Grand Prix around the circle I concentrated on missing the Ford. I’d stopped off at my house after talking to Milton Hornsby, ostensibly to leave Eddie off so he could spend the rest of the day running around the yard.
I also thought a drink would be a good idea before I did anything else. So I sat on the porch and drank about half a bottle of some no-name vodka I’d bought on sale. The first sip wasn’t too good, but it improved over time.
By dinnertime my
nerves were beaten into submission and my appetite was coming back. I had some leftovers that sopped up some of the vodka, so I could convince myself I was fit to drive over to see Burton Lewis, the only lawyer I knew in Southampton. I thought about calling ahead first, but I wasn’t sure if he’d want to see me. Anyway, the surprise visit approach had worked so well with Milton Hornsby.
Isabella opened the door. She looked at me skeptically.
“You lose weight.”
“A little. Nice to see you too, Isabella.”
She backed up to let me in.
“Not that you needed to. A little fat wouldn’t hurt a man your age.”
Burton loped into the grand hall and reached out to shake my hand. He looked as I’d remembered him. He wore a blue and white pinstriped shirt, off-white, mud-stained khakis, ragged tan boat shoes and a blue blazer with the sleeves stuffed up over his elbows. When new, each item probably cost a lot of money, but they hadn’t been new for a very long time. It occurred to me that when Burton died he should donate his wardrobe to the Museum of Ivy League Coastal Sportswear. His handshake felt dry and bony.
“I heard you were out East,” said Burton, as if I’d just gotten in last night. “I thought about calling.”
“That’s okay, Burt, I didn’t expect you to. I’m not such good company anyway. How’s everything with you?”
“But I couldn’t quite bring myself to do it,” he said, completing the thought. “I wasn’t entirely sure about your disposition.”
“That’s okay, Burt. You look good.”
“I imagine you haven’t heard much from Abigail.”
“Only her lawyers. Mopping up.”
“Surely that’s all behind us.”
“Pretty much.”
“I’m not a fan of protracted litigation.”
He showed me the way through what I guess was a sitting room—it’s hard to define what all the rooms are for in a place that big. We went outside through a pair of twelve-foot-high French doors.
“You’re good a man, Burt,” I said. “Which is a rare thing. Speaking of men, how’s the love life?”
He smiled at me. “You haven’t become more tactful.”
“But I have lost a little weight.”
The doors led to a wide stone-paved patio. It was furnished with oversized wicker lounge chairs and big market umbrellas. The night was getting blacker as a spongy wet mist crept in from the ocean. I could hear the surf through the dense privets that enclosed the side yard. Auras formed around the lights that lit up the patio. A chorus of bugs and reptiles were out there bitching and chirping away as they did for reasons of their own. Somewhere in the distance a stereo was playing a jazz recording. Ellington, with Johnny Hodges sliding sax notes all over the register. It reminded me of softer times out on Burton’s millionacre lawn, under canvas tents, sipping white wine brought in dripping crystal, and bowls of fruit that would leak down your arms when you took a bite. Abby sitting with a long stretch of strong brown leg jutting out from the deep slit of her skirt. Rich old guys in pastel sport coats and white pants trying not to look. Other women, mostly gaunt and affected, and Burton, struggling to act blasé around some vacuous tennis pro or Mexican gardener. Me on frequent trips to the cocktail station, trying to alter my usual state of edgy dismay.
Abby always yearned for a place of her own out here. A real place, in her mind, suitable for entertaining. Ten years before we split she’d campaigned to find the perfect spot, recruiting friends to join the hunt. They had a great time going from house to house, sunning themselves in the obsequious attentions of venal real-estate agents. I was putting the last installments into a fund I’d established for my daughter’s education, and was unenthusiastic about a new round of debt. Of course, it was my waning enthusiasm for Abby that was at the heart of the matter. The day she came to me with the chosen property, I told her no. She thought I was kidding. Then I told her no several more times in several different ways. I probably overembellished. Her mouth hung open an inch or two while I was talking, but then it snapped shut and never opened again to emit a single pleasant word on my behalf.
Burton let us stay with him a few weeks every summer. I remained in Connecticut during the week and worked, or went to see my mother for short, awkward visits at the cottage, or later, at the nursing home. I sat around drinking with Burton on the weekends, often after everyone else had gone to bed. Burton would have worked hard at staying my friend if I’d let him.
Before we settled into the wicker chairs Burton poured us each our regular drink from a cocktail caddy in the corner. His movements were still graceful and fluid, in contrast to his social manner, which could be surprisingly awkward and shy. I wanted to put him at ease.
“I haven’t talked to anybody in about four years. Just been keeping my head down. It’s nothing personal.”
“I’d have helped.”
“I know, Burt, that’s why I couldn’t call you. Turning down your help would have been too painful.”
“Very well. I understand.”
He sat back comfortably in his chair and nodded sympathetically. I felt the warmth of Burton’s undivided attention.
“I did hear some rather startling things about you,” he said.
“It wasn’t the best time.”
“Professionally speaking, you’re lucky it wasn’t worse.”
“That’s how I look at it, Burt. Luckier than hell.”
“Hm.”
I could see he really wanted to ask me a lot of questions we both knew I was hoping he wouldn’t ask, so the conversation hung suspended in midair for a few seconds. I owed him more than that. I took a deep breath.
“It got away from me a little bit.”
“Apparently.”
“I’d’ve done things differently if I’d kept a better grip.”
“How’re you now?”
“Better. Got a little project, I guess you’d call it. Gave me an excuse to bother you.”
“Really.”
“You wouldn’t remember, but there was this old gal that lived next door to my parents’ cottage. My dad used to look after her, and then I did what I could when I was around. When I moved back there I just took up where my dad had left off. Nothing much, just keeping her place going. Driving her places sometimes. Little shit.”
“Regina something.”
“You still got that memory of yours. Regina Broadhurst. Well, she died last week, and I’m the administrator on her estate, and I’m already over my head.”
“Who appointed you administrator?”
“I got this thing from Surrogate’s Court that named me administrator pending a hearing. Mel Goodfellow said since she’d died apparently intestate I was appointed as an interested party to handle things until some more interested party showed up. In which case it’d be up to the court, though I’m not contesting anything. I’m not that interested.”
“It’s a little unusual, but I think kosher.”
“There’s this Town cop, Joe Sullivan, who rigged it. For some reason he thought Regina’s affairs needed more attention than she’d get from the government. I think he’s a little paternal about the people on his beat.”
Burton nodded, mentally recording everything. I’d forgotten he had such a killer memory. Something I obviously didn’t have.
“There’s only one relative we know of, a nephew named Jimmy Maddox. I found him, and he approved me as administrator.”
I handed the letter to Burton like it was a piece of evidence. Exhibit A. He looked it over.
“What sort of assets did she leave?”
“Well that’s the thing. She’s only got about eight grand in the bank. I don’t think she had anything else. Nothing I can find, anyway. Not even the house, which is owned by a company called Bay Side Holdings, which is a whole other story in itself.”
I told him about getting the tax records and going to see Milton Hornsby. About the little house in Sag Harbor next to the abandoned launch ramp.
“Cur
ious.”
“Exactly.”
“He’s right that he doesn’t have to talk to you. But you have to talk to him, as administrator, as it relates to the transition of the property. You have to handle the dispensation of personal belongings.”
“Her stuff.”
“Her stuff. And settle any outstanding obligations. There might be a security deposit.”
“I don’t think she paid any rent.”
“Then there may be a substantial obligation.”
“Nobody seemed to care. No dunning letters I can find. Hornsby didn’t say anything. Quite the opposite.”
“Well, if it’s any consolation, I think your administrator status is probably defensible. Though this letter you made up for Jimmy Maddox, while elegantly worded, wouldn’t hold up under challenge.”
“Does it matter if I punched him in the nose right before he signed it?”
“You said you were better.”
“He swung first. And I didn’t provoke him. I mean, I wasn’t trying to provoke him.”
“So the dispute was settled?”
“Absolutely. Jimmy Maddox is actually a bigger asshole than I am. He was okay once he got it out of his system. And like I said, if him or some lawyer wants in, it’s all theirs.”
He let that hang in the air for a moment.
“So, what do you think?” I said.
“If Mr. Maddox is agreeable, and there’re no other family members, there’s no reason you can’t continue as you have. I’d only feel better if the language in this agreement was snugged up a bit.”
“I still want to get Hornsby to talk to me.”
“Don’t punch him in the nose.”
“You know what’s been going on with property values lately. Regina’s and mine are the only two buildable subdivisions that sit on the tip of Oak Point. The only legitimate bay front. Her lot’s about a third again bigger than mine. And better, since mine borders the street, the other side of which is just swamp—wetlands, by law—till you get to the channel. She’s got a breakwater and a beach on two sides. About one and a half acres. It’s worth a bundle. Why isn’t he happier?”