by Chris Knopf
Sullivan was in full uniform, armed and ready.
“You can’t wear civvies to fill out forms?” I asked him.
“Professional discipline. Improves performance.”
He took me into the main office area, which was predictably filled with glass-walled cubicles and serious-looking men and women staring at computer screens and talking on the phone. The air was close and composed of gases found only in cheerless administrative offices. Just like the division I ran in White Plains, only more overtly concerned with criminal behavior.
“The chief wanted to say hello when you came in. I’ll see if he’s there.”
“Semple? How come?”
“He helped me wire in the Broadhurst thing. Just wants to meet the Good Samaritan.”
Sullivan led me to the back of the building where Ross Semple had his office. He wasn’t there, but his assistant told us to wait. Sullivan got us both coffee to drink while we waited. Mine was French Vanilla served in a decorative paper cup. Not exactly Dirty Harry. I noticed a full ashtray on Semple’s desk, so I asked Sullivan if I could smoke.
“Your lungs.”
While I smoked and drank coffee, I admired the studied lack of adornment Semple had achieved in his office. Only family photos in a single plastic cube on his desk. In one of the photos the chief wore a shirt featuring random-width vertical stripes and a collar that buttoned above his Adam’s apple. His wife was an equally bad dresser. The kids looked panic-stricken, as if they’d been trapped with their parents for all eternity in the little plastic box.
Semple burst into his office and dropped a stack of files on his desk. He stuck his hand out to me, looking at Sullivan to confirm he had the right man.
“Ross Semple.”
“Sam Acquillo.”
He sat in his chair and pushed it back against a metal credenza, getting himself settled. He had thin, curly brown hair, a high forehead and a small chin. He wore heavy tortoise-framed-glasses that seemed on the verge of sliding off his nose. Like me, the Chief smoked Camel filters, though with a lot more flourish, like the cigarettes were little conductor’s wands used to orchestrate his life. I saw him as a physically weak man with a strong sense of mission and a cynic’s determination.
“How’s it going?” he asked. “County giving you a hard time?”
“Going fine. Haven’t had much to do with the County. Have a hearing coming up that Goodfellow said was pro forma. The Town’s been good. I appreciate your help.”
He looked over at Sullivan.
“Joe sold you pretty hard. His beat, I thought, his call.”
“I appreciate it.”
Semple rolled the lit end of his cigarette in the ashtray. He was the type who had a large repertoire of mannerisms continually engaged in releasing excess nervous energy.
“So you’re thinking everything’s routine. About the old girl’s estate.”
“Estate’s a big word for such a little thing.”
“Still has to get done.”
“I think I’ve collected all the information. She’s buried. I found her nephew, Jimmy Maddox. He’s cool with everything. Probably just a few more details. It’ll all be done before they hold a hearing on me doing it.”
Semple nodded.
“And the assault. Still the memory lapse?”
I could feel a slight increase in the room’s air pressure. Sullivan sat there impassively.
“I wish I could do better there. I got my eyes open.”
“Do that,” he said, stamping out the butt and standing up to let us go. “We take everything seriously.”
I believed him.
Sullivan took me through his office so he could pick up a pad, and then led me out to a concrete patio where we could sit at a picnic table and talk in private.
“That was interesting,” I said.
“In case you wonder if I keep my boss informed.”
“Never doubted it.”
“He’s all right, Semple. I wouldn’t want his job.”
I wasn’t sure that was true.
“Don’t say that out loud. They’ll give it to you out of spite.”
“Not management material, unlike yourself.”
He tried to get more comfortable on the picnic table bench. Probably hard to do with all that leather and hardware around his waist.
He pointed at my manila folder.
“Go ahead. I’m all ears.”
“That’s what I want to talk about. What you can hear.”
I really hated the feeling this was giving me. It was making me tense.
“Don’t forget,” he said, “you’re the one that was all over me about this.”
“I know.” I took a breath. “Look, I don’t know how things work here, but I bet you’re obliged to act on anything you genuinely believe is police business.”
“That’s how it works.”
“You also told me once there’s a real criminal investigation, you’re out of it.”
“Basically.”
Making lists is an engineer’s habit. When I moved into the cottage I made up a short list in my head of all the things I never wanted again. Near the top of the list was wanting itself. I never wanted to want, to hope for, to wish, to have anything more than a vague expectation that could ever be thwarted again. I didn’t want to care enough to want.
“If you ask me to tell you what I’m thinking, I’ll have to tell you, because I promised I would. Once I start talking, there’s no going back. And what I have to say will take us both out of it in pretty short order.”
“Then you have to start talking.”
I took another deep breath.
“I’m not ready yet.”
“Not ready.”
“I need a little time. Not a lot. I’m asking you not to push it right now.”
“You called me.”
“I promised I’d talk to you. We’re talking.”
“I knew you were trouble.”
“What do you say?”
Sullivan looked really unhappy. I didn’t blame him.
“You heard Semple in there. Holding out on him is not an option.”
“What’s to hold out? We’re just talking here.”
“That’s what this is? It feels like fuckin’ Alice in Wonderland.”
“I’m stuck here. You been square with me all along. I want to be square with you, but that creates other dilemmas that I’m hoping to avoid for a little while. Just a few weeks, max. I’m asking you to trust me. Even if you have no reason to.”
“Jesus Christ,” he said, shaking his head as he leaned back and put his hands on his hips. A little lift in my guts told me he was about to cave.
“I won’t let this come back at you,” I said.
“That ain’t up to you.”
“I’ll keep it on me. I’ve got nothing to lose.”
“Except your ass, which I promise I’ll kick from here to forever if this fucks up in my face. Brain damage or not.”
I’d lied to him about the bear, but I couldn’t do it again. Now I didn’t have to, at least for a while. I was glad for that. It was another item on my list, maybe holding down the top spot. No more things to feel guilty about. That was a whole separate file, already bulging.
I left Sullivan before he could change his mind and drove back to Oak Point to look after Eddie. He could get in and out of the house through the basement hatch, but I hadn’t left out any food. If I didn’t get there soon he’d start foraging in the wetlands. I didn’t want him developing a taste for cormorant.
I kept the phone I found when I moved into the cottage, my mother’s old-fashioned black rotary Western Electric that was hard-wired through a little hole in the switch plate. My sister had badgered her to get touchtone, but she couldn’t be bothered. Neither could I. Nowadays there isn’t much you can do with a rotary besides call a number and hope you get a human being. So I was glad to hear the disembodied voice that answered the phones at Litski, Goethles and Johnson in New York City say I could
wait for a human to emerge.
The phone played Vivaldi while I waited. The corporate standard.
“May I help you?”
“Can I speak to Hunter Johnson, please,” I said, after giving my name.
“Does he know what this is in reference to?”
“No. Tell him it’s about Bay Side Holdings in Sag Harbor.”
I had to wait about five minutes for him to come on the line. I didn’t mind. I liked Vivaldi.
“Hunter Johnson.”
“Sam Acquillo. I’ve got a situation here I thought you might be able to help me with.”
“Before you start, I should tell you I’ve represented Bay Side Holdings on several occasions.”
“That’s why I’m calling. I’m the administrator for an estate of a woman who apparently rented a property from Bay Side.”
“We wouldn’t be involved in estate issues. I could give you another name.”
“Milton Hornsby. I know. I’ve spoken to him.”
“Well, then there’s probably not much I can help you with.”
He spoke the words as if to propel me off the phone.
“I understand, but there’re some aspects to the estate settlement I need to address with the Bay Side principals, and I’m exploring all available means to do so.”
“Again, I think Mr. Hornsby would be the most likely to help you. He’s the company’s chief counsel.”
“As I said, I’ve spoken to Mr. Hornsby.”
“Our practice is strictly real-estate law. Mr. Hornsby retained our firm to assist with a zoning variance.”
“How did that work out?”
It was quiet for a while on the other end of the line. I half thought he was about to hang up on me. I tried something else.
“I wonder if you could give me about fifteen minutes of your time so I can share something with you.”
More quiet. That’s why I hate phones. You can’t see the other guy’s face.
“I’m not sure I understand your question,” he said. “Could you tell me your name again and what this is in reference to?”
I couldn’t see him, but I could hear the yellow pad come out of the drawer and imagined the expensive pen pop out of a marble-based holder in front of him on the desk.
“Sam Acquillo. I’m the court-appointed administrator for the estate of Regina Broadhurst, who lived for over forty years in a home owned by Bay Side Holdings. Something’s arisen that requires a discussion with the principals of Bay Side, and if you give me fifteen minutes you’ll see immediately it’s something your firm will take a keen interest in.”
At this point I could actually hear the pen scratching across the legal pad. “Well, you can send me the information.”
“I think it’s sufficiently sensitive to warrant a face-to-face discussion. How’s tomorrow look for you?”
“You say you’ve taken this up with Mr. Horsnby?”
“As I’ve said, I’ve spoken to him on other matters. This is an issue relating specifically to your firm. If you wish to contact Mr. Hornsby, please do so.”
One of the best ways to stop someone from doing something is to tell them to do it. Though I knew it was a risk. My stomach clenched. I felt way out of practice.
“Hold on a moment.”
Vivaldi again. Someone must have thought it made the firm seem sophisticated. Like you were supposed to believe they always had classical music playing around the office. Why not let the folks calling in enjoy it as well? He came back on the line.
“Mr. Acquillo. I have time in the morning.”
I interrupted him.
“It’ll have to be afternoon.”
“I’m not sure about that, could you hold again?”
Checking with his secretary or his nervous system. I couldn’t tell which.
“That’s fine. How about two?”
“Sounds fine.”
I wanted to tell him he should’ve dated Jackie Swaitkowski, but instead I hung up the phone and looked over at Eddie. What was I going to do with him? Then I wondered if the Grand Prix would overheat in traffic. And if I had any clean khakis, much less a decent shirt. I’d been improvising on the phone. Hadn’t really thought everything through.
“So, man,” I asked Eddie. “Ever been to the Apple?”
I found some clean khakis, an ironed shirt and a fresh thermostat for the Grand Prix, which I installed that morning. Then I showered and shaved and got dressed. I had a tattered plaid tie I’d brought back from an engineering conference in Edinburgh in the early eighties that went okay with the Harris Tweed I wore when I went out to hit tennis balls around for Eddie. The elbows were about to bust through, but I couldn’t help that.
I hadn’t driven any further west than Hampton Bays for over four years. It felt surprisingly strange to contemplate a drive all the way to Manhattan. What was I thinking?
On the way out of town I stopped at a pet supply store in the Village and bought a leash and harness for Eddie. I put it on and practiced walking him around in the parking lot. When I’d sprung him from animal rescue they told me he was about a year and a half old. The vet confirmed this, and said he looked well cared for. So it was possible that he’d worn a leash once before, though I didn’t know that until I tried to put it on him.
He looked a little confused by the harness, but once we started walking around the asphalt he seemed to understand the concept. I can’t say he liked it, but he was willing to put up with it. I didn’t think I had a choice, given where we were going.
Once I had the window open and we were blasting along Sunrise Highway he didn’t seem to care. I’d picked up a large Cinnamon Hazelnut at the gas station, which I hoped would get me through Suffolk County. All the traffic was heading the other way—an endless caravan of tradesmen’s vans and pickups and customized Japanese economy cars filled with Hispanic dayworkers in sweatshirts and baseball caps. And SUVs and newer cars bringing in the professionals and salesclerks who lived up island where you could still afford to buy a house.
Route 27 was now a four-lane highway all the way to the hook-up with the Southern State. The time it saved seemed futuristic. I remember my father driving us back to the Bronx for the weekend, the endless stop and go, the lights and strip development. He’d always remind us that it took four hours when he was a kid.
When there was a lot of traffic he’d often just pull over to the shoulder and pass everybody, occasionally bumping the curb, blasting the horn and yelling at the other drivers like it was all their fault. My mother would sit motionless, my sister and I huddled in silence in the back seat. He seemed to be able to do this without ever being stopped by the police. Just when you thought the tension was about to burst open your skull he’d turn on the radio and start singing along with Paul Anka or the Ronettes. That always put a weird kink in the already psychotic mood inside the car.
I was playing whatever jazz I could get as I moved through successive PBS broadcast territories. Somewhere near the border with Nassau County they petered out and I had to settle for road noise and the basso profundo vibrations coming from the Grand Prix’s exhaust system. I stopped once more to resupply coffee and give Eddie a chance to pee. The strange smells of the place got him all worked up. He was a little hard to control, the harness notwithstanding. I had to dig a wad of gum out of his jaws that he pulled off the pavement before I had a chance to stop him.
“Obviously not a city dog.”
I took the Cross Island up to the Long Island Expressway, which took me to the Midtown tunnel and subsequently to the thirty-story building near Grand Central Station that housed Litski, Goethles and Johnson. There was a little bunch-up at the tunnel, but the Grand Prix’s cooling system showed remarkable restraint, and once I was in Manhattan, everything worked right to specs. I congratulated myself for doing the shocks and struts earlier that year. Still, you wouldn’t have picked a ’67 Pontiac Grand Prix as the ideal city runabout. I was starting to get a little seasick, but Eddie was distracted by Manhattan’s assa
ult on the senses. I rolled the window down so he could stick his head out.
“Don’t pick any fights. It’s a tough town.”
I sampled a half-dozen parking garages before I found one with a wide enough entry to accommodate the Grand Prixs.
“Ya can’t leave the dog in’na car.”
“I’m not.”
“Twen’y dollas. Leave the keys.”
The way Eddie erupted from the car terrified a tiny Oriental couple who were waiting at the cashier’s office. I tried to reassure them, but Eddie had already moved on to the sidewalk. He raced from pant leg to lamppost to hydrant in a state of olfactory frenzy until I pulled him up short with the leash. I hated to do it, but I had to grab him by the muzzle and look into his big round brown eyes.
“Knock it off. They’ll think you’re a tourist.”
That settled him down, and after he peed on a few things, including a stack of the New York Post bundled up next to a kiosk, he slowed to a more comfortable pace.
Litski, Goethles and Johnson had only one floor of the building. The guy at the security desk in the lobby was a little unsure about their dog policy.
“They’re waiting for him,” I told him. “Has to do a deposition.”
“Deposition. No shit.”
We took the elevator up to the seventeenth floor. It opened on somebody’s den, complete with bookcases, easy chairs and a fireplace. Plus a mahogany desk with a woman working at a black computer terminal. She wore dark blue.
“Well hello, fella. Aren’t you cute.”
Women are always telling him that. Probably explains his high self-esteem.
“I’m here to see Hunter Johnson. Two o’clock appointment.”
“He’s expecting you. Can I get you anything?”
“A cup of coffee would be great. And a little water for the dog.”
Eddie was panting, but in control of himself. The china bowl she brought was a little small, so half the water slopped onto the carpet. The woman in blue took it all in stride.
Johnson came out at the stroke of two. He was movie-star handsome, with a smooth tan complexion, full head of wavy brown hair and clear blue eyes. True to his press. His handshake was firm and dry. His suit expensive. He lit up when he saw Eddie.