How is that city to be regarded in the twenty-first century? A centre for the elite, and the suburbs for the … less elite? It is clear that suburban living has its appeal, hence the middle-class flight from the centre of London which only began to be reversed with the loft-living movement of the Eighties. But it is hard to find a defence of suburban living in literature. I wonder how many residents of suburban London – I’m one of them myself – feel a sense of alienation from the city in which they live owing to their apparently marginal status. It is said that Crossrail will bring 1.5 million people within a ‘one-hour commute’ of central London, which sounds like no fun at all.
   Philip Ross is an author, a transport consultant and CEO of Unwork.com, which ‘challenges the way we work’. His research has discovered that the length of commute considered ideal by Londoners is ten minutes. Ross therefore proposes alternatives to the great respiration of London, by which we are sucked into the centre in the morning and exhaled in the evening. He favours ‘polycentric working’, so people are not tied to the central offices of their corporations, where, apparently, their desks are in use for less than half the day. Technology enables people to work remotely from their desks, why not also remotely from their offices? Philip Ross does not mean working from home. His research shows that people don’t want to do that. They go stir crazy. Rather, they might work in an annexe of the company’s main office, and that annexe might be in Finchley, or Wimbledon … or Surbiton. The biggest single starting point of commuters working in Canary Wharf is Surbiton. So why don’t they just stay in Surbiton? At least for some days of the week, or until midday, getting the work that can be done in Surbiton out of the way before coming into HQ for meetings and the face-to-face stuff. This way journeys would be staggered, which has long been the aim of the Underground. (Remember the command designed to stop everyone going home at the same time: ‘Play Between Six and Twelve.’) Staggering could also be promoted, Philip Hall cunningly suggests, by Tube customers receiving a top-up to their Oysters in return for not travelling in the peak times.
   This polycentric approach would boost the suburbs. The annexe-office workers would buy their coffees and sandwiches, and perhaps much else, there rather than in the middle of town, and ideally from an independent retailer. It would help raise morale in the outlying places, and London might truly become the collection of villages it is often romantically said to be … and the Tubes might become tolerable.
   The needle is likely to lurch further towards ‘intolerable’ when mobile phones become usable on the network. On the plus side, the new ‘S’ stock trains that will eventually be running on all the cut-and-cover lines will be air-conditioned. That is good news because the earth around the tunnels on all the Underground lines gets hotter every year. It is hard to make deep-level Tube trains air-conditioned, because there isn’t the space for the equipment, but there has been a general ‘cooling programme’ in place across the network since 2006. The new trains will also be fully ‘walk-through’, with no carriage end-doors. Travelling on them is like riding on a sinuous, moving corridor. It’s less claustrophobic than the old arrangement, but now you can no longer choose the carriage not occupied by the declaiming loony.
   Will Underground trains be completely driverless? The new signalling being installed as part of the Upgrade will allow this, and the development, allowing a faster throughput of trains, might arise from, or be stopped by, a battle with the unions. Mike Brown, Managing Director of London Underground, envisages driverless trains within twenty years. There might be a ‘train captain’ on board, as on the Docklands Light Railway (DLR), but this would be an unenviable role on our packed Tube: the train captain would be condemned to live in a permanent rush hour. Or the train might be completely unattended. Either way, lasar sensors detecting any movement on the tracks (but disregarding the movement of, say, pigeons or mice), and platform edge doors, as in the Jubilee Line extension stations, could make Tube suicide rarer. One benefit of driverless trains is that you can sit right at the front and have that privileged, hypnotic, driver’s-eye view of a ride through the tunnels. On the DLR, or on the driverless Line 14 on the Paris Metro, I always try to sit at the front. (It’s usually just a matter of elbowing aside some ten-year-old boys; I can then get on with pretending to drive the train.)
   It’s likely that ticket offices will also be closed, as ticketless travel comes in. (The barriers will effectively pickpocket you, by debiting the bank card in your wallet rather than your proffered Oyster.) It is my understanding that the vast majority of the stations on the Underground, unlike those on the Paris Metro, will continue to be staffed because of safety worries formulated after the King’s Cross fire, but with the constant pressure for ‘productivity increases’, such speculation is dangerous. In fact, all speculation about the future of the Underground is dangerous …
   One of the new ‘S’ Stock trains that will be coming to all the cut-and-cover lines. It is walk-through, a moving hotel corridor (there are no end-doors to the cars). It is also air-conditioned, but the residual seating points to an over-crowded future.
   Before me is the edition of Modern Wonder comic for 20 August 1938. It shows a streamlined Tube train racing through a tunnel in cross-section: ‘There are four of these trains now in service on the Piccadilly Line.’ The strong implication is that they are the future of Tube travel. The trains were a subdivision of the famous ’38 stock, but the fashionable streamlinings brought a speed increase of precisely nothing (Tube trains didn’t go fast enough to feel the benefit) and some passengers – older ones especially – thought they looked ridiculous, just as I think cyclists wearing Lycra look ridiculous. Those trains had been taken out of service by the time the war started, and some of the carriages came to a bathetic end as air-raid shelters at Northfields and Cockfosters.
   I once interviewed a German businessman who tried to interest London Underground in technology that would project images onto tunnel walls so that, as the train moved, passengers would see a lateral film. The idea was that it might be used for advertising, or to show, say, the Yorkshire Dales on a sunny day, making for a less stressful ride. A friend of mine says that, in a future, more civilised London, there will be mattresses in the suicide pits – to provide a soft landing for those who survive the attempt. I’m sure Charles Pearson would have approved of that, while lamenting the necessity for the suicide pits in the first place. What would he have made of the way his creation has unfolded? You’d have to sit him down and give him a stiff drink before unveiling the whole story. The real ‘facer’ (a word he might have used to denote a shock) would be the realisation that, in creating the Metropolitan, he had created the modern Metro-polis. But I wonder what detail would have horrified him, or tickled his fancy the most? Here is the writer with whom we began, Arnold Bennett, in a work called How To Live on 24 Hours A Day: ‘There was a congestion of traffic in Oxford Street; to avoid the congestion people actually began to travel under the cellars and drains, and the result was a rise of rents in Shepherd’s Bush! And you say that isn’t picturesque!’
   ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
   This has not been an official history of the London Underground, but the press office of Transport for London has been most helpful, especially Ann Laker. Several senior Underground people have given me interviews, and Mike Ashworth has given me more than one. I should also mention that every time I have asked a question of a member of staff on the Undergound they have tried to help me without first asking ‘Who are you?’ and ‘Why do you want to know?’ (Perhaps they should be asking those questions, but I am glad they are not.)
   I am grateful to Brian Hardy and Piers Connor of the London Underground Railway Society, and to John Scott-Morgan, railway author. Each of these men, it seems to me, knows everything about the Underground – or at least, they answered every question I put to them straight off the top of their heads. Piers Connor, incidentally, runs one of the most comprehensive and clearly written websites about the Underground in all its aspects, at
 www.tubeprune.com. (The name stands for Tube Professionals’ Rumour Network.)
   I would like to thank Niall Devitt, of the London Transport Museum, and Peter Saxton for invaluable assistance with the text, and Wendy Neville, also of the Museum, for letting me in free. On Underground electricity I am grateful to Eddie Wearing; on Underground gas lighting, Chris Sugg (see website on gas lighting www.williamsugghistory.co.uk); on Underground Steam, Oliver Densham of the Southwold Railway Trust; on general London history, Lisa Freedman and David Secombe (his elegant website is at thelondoncolumn.com); on Brunel’s tunnel, Robert Hulse, Director of the Brunel Museum.
   PICTURE CREDITS
   The author and publisher would like to thank the following for permission to reproduce the illustrations: © akg-images, p. 227; © Bloomberg via Getty Images, p. 278; © Bob Krist/CORBIS, p. 248; © David Secombe, p. 107; © Getty Images, p. 53; © Johnny Stiletto, p. 262; © TfL from the London Transport Museum, pp. 7, 8, 32, 74, 96, 140, 164, 185, 218.
   SELECT BIBLIOGRAPHY
   BOOKS
   Peter Ackroyd, London: The Biography (2000)
   T. C. Barker and M. Robbins, A History of London Transport: Passenger Travel and the Development of the Metropolis, vols 1 and 2 (1974)
   Jeremy Black, London: A History (2009)
   Michael Freeman, Railways and the Victorian Imagination (1999)
   Ken Garland, Mr Beck’s Underground Map: A History (1994)
   Oliver Green, Underground Art: London Transport Posters 1908 to the Present (2001)
   Stephen Halliday, Underground to Everywhere: London’s Underground Railway in the Life of the Capital (2004)
   Alan A. Jackson and Desmond F. Croome, Rails through the Clay: A History of London’s Tube Railways (1962; 2nd edn 1993)
   Simon Jenkins, Landlords to London: The Story of a Capital and Its Growth (1975)
   David Leboff, London Underground Stations (1994)
   John Scott-Morgan, Red Panniers: Last Steam on the Underground (2010)
   David Welsh, Underground Writing: The London Tube from George Gissing to Virginia Woolf (2009)
   Christian Wolmar, The Subterranean Railway: How the London Underground Was Built, and How It Changed the City Forever (2004)
   DVD
   John Betjeman, Metroland (1973)
   INDEX
   55 Broadway 188–9, 269
   1938 stock 211–12, 269, 270, 279
   1959 stock 211, 269
   1995 stock 211
   A
   Abbey Road 268
   Abbey Wood 274
   Ackroyd, Peter 21, 29–30, 106
   Acton Town 182
   Adlington, Mark 269
   advertising 40–1, 117, 143, 279–80
   posters 161–5
   air-raid shelters 105, 224–33
   Aldersgate 33
   see also Barbican
   Aldersgate Street 52
   Aldgate 57, 66, 73, 91, 134, 201
   Aldwych (station) 151, 152–4
   Aldwych (street) 150
   Aldwych Shuttle 150–4
   Alexander I 87
   Alexandra Palace 122, 206
   aluminium 212
   Amersham 76, 77, 268
   Anderson, Sir John 224
   Archway xii, 133, 144, 175, 181, 205
   Archway Road 243
   armrests 114, 117
   Arnos Grove 183, 184, 186, 189
   Arsenal 117
   Artangel 153
   Arts on the Underground 163
   Ashfield, Lord 155, 167, 177, 178, 188, 207, 234
   London Transport 193
   roundel 159
   Underground Group 155–8, 191, 192
   Ashworth, Mike 212–13, 255–6
   Auerbach, Frank 264
   Automatic Train Operation 115
   Aylesbury 72
   Aylesbury & Buckingham Railway 72
   B
   Baker, Joan 202–3
   Baker Street
   Bakerloo Line 38, 143
   bar 39
   Betjeman 172
   Jubilee Line 38, 240, 247
   Metropolitan Line 5, 8, 36–7, 38, 72, 168, 173
   Baker Street & Waterloo Railway 130, 131, 143–4, 157–8
   Bakerloo Line 126, 130, 143–4, 157–8
   armrests 114
   baby’s birth 156
   Baker Street 38
   colour 199
   and Crossrail 275
   doors 103
   Edgware Road 69
   extension 147–8, 167–8
   floodgates 31
   Marylebone 75
   Stanmore branch 173, 174, 240, 247
   stations 6, 146–7
   trains 147, 211
   tunnelling 131
   Waterloo 220, 221
   Balham 229
   Bank
   Central Line 116
   ‘Mind the Gap’ announcement 116, 220, 221
   Northern Line 105, 179, 181
   St Mary Woolnoth 106, 108
   Second World War 229
   Waterloo & City Railway 105, 109–12
   Bank Holiday Act 1871 60
   Barbican (estate) 243
   Barbican (station) 33, 52
   Barker, T. C. 20–1, 85, 101, 127, 128, 132
   Barlow, Peter William 95
   Barlow, William Henry 95
   Barman, Christian 157, 160–1, 179, 186, 213
   Barnes, Julian 72, 259
   Barnett, Henrietta 176
   Baron’s Court 60
   bars 39, 40
   Battersea 274
   Battersea Power Station 141
   Bayswater 36, 57, 114
   see also Queensway
   Bayswater, Paddington & Holborn Bridge Railway 26
   Beaumont, Maureen 196
   Beck, Harry 66, 199–203, 270
   Behave Yourself (Roberts) 214–15
   Bell, John 44
   Belsize Park 220, 230
   Bendy Bus 242
   Bennett, Arnold xi, 30, 80–1, 166, 172, 280
   Berger, John 153–4
   Bethnal Green 229–30, 255
   Betjeman, John 267
   Aldersgate station 33
   Central Line 119
   City & South London 104
   commuters 167
   District Line 59
   Epping-Ongar line 209
   Marylebone station 75, 78
   Metroland 169, 170–2, 174
   South Kentish Town 264
   Betjeman (Wilson) 170
   Betjeman Country (Delaney) 172–3
   Beyer, Peacock & Co. 42
   Big Tube 105, 120–5, 130, 158, 159, 182, 191, 206
   Birmingham, Peggy and Jack 232
   Bishop’s Road 37
   Bishopsgate 57
   see also Liverpool Street
   Black, Jeremy 166
   Black, Misha 270
   Blackfriars 61, 111
   Blackpool 84
   Blair, Tony 249, 251, 252, 259
   Blake, Neil 268
   Blake Hall 209
   Blakemore Hotel 58
   Bleeding London (Nicholson) 165
   Blomfield, Arthur 54–5
   Boat Race 60, 80
   bombs
   air-raid shelters 224–33
   Edgware Road 69
   Bond Street 117, 274
   Borough 104
   Boston Manor 189
   Bradley, Simon 55
   Bramwell MD 153
   Brent Cross 178
   bridges 52, 54, 55, 60, 80, 81
   Briggs, Thomas 16–17
   Brighton 84
   British Gas 249
   British Museum 152, 263
   British Rail 76, 113, 123
   British Railways 234
   British Transport Commission 233–4, 239
   Brittain, Vera 232–3
   Bromley 244
   Bromley-by-Bow 59, 244
   Brompton & Piccadilly Circus Railway 150
   see also Great Northern Piccadilly and Brompton Railway
   Brompton Road 183
   Brown, Mike 277
   Bru
ce-Partington Plans, The (Conan Doyle) 63
   Brunel, Isambard Kingdom 42, 86, 88, 89
   Brunel, Marc 86–90, 95
   Buchanan Report 242–3
   Buckhurst Hill 208
   Buckingham Palace 261
   Buffalo Bill’s British Wild West (Gallop) 60
   Bull & Bush 144, 176
   Bulwer-Lytton, Edward 97
   Burnt Oak 178
   Bus We Loved, The (Elborough) 17–18, 157
   buses
   East London Line 92
   Gladstone 34
   horse-drawn 20–1, 84–5
   Livingstone 252
   London Transport 192
   petrol-driven 148, 149
   Pick 223
   Routemaster 242
   Shillibeer 18–20, 102
   UERL 158, 191
   Bushey Heath 206
   C
   cable railways 94, 99
   Calson Old Face 161
   Camden 146, 175, 177, 178, 274
   Camden Town 144, 230, 274
   Canada Water 93, 250
   Canary Wharf (complex) 249, 251
   Canary Wharf (station) 250, 251
   Canning Town 250
   Cannon Street 48
   car ownership 240
   carriages
   1938 stock 211
   Big Tube 122
   Central Line 114, 116, 117
   City & South London Railway 99, 102–3, 104
   Metropolitan Railway 38, 51, 77–8
   Waterloo & City Railway 112
   Yerkes Tubes 147
   
 
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