by Philip Kerr
'With Mielke senior safely in custody, myself and another detective caught the first train to Hamburg.'
'Why you? Why not someone else? Why were you so central to the investigation? Why not leave it to the Hamburg police?'
'I should have thought that was obvious. Or maybe you just weren't listening, Yank. I'd met Erich Mielke. I knew what he looked like, remember? Besides, I had a personal stake in seeing him arrested. I saved his life. Of course the Hamburg police were alerted to pick up Ziemer and Mielke. The trouble was someone inside the Alex had tipped them off, and by the time Kestner and I reached Hamburg-'
'Kestner?'
'Yes. He was with the political police. A detective sergeant. We were old friends, Kestner and I. Later on, when the Nazis won the election of March 1933, he joined the Party. Lots of people did. The March violets or March fallen we called them. Anyway, that was when we stopped being friends, he and I.
'Later on I learned that Mielke and Ziemer had been taken to Antwerp by agents of the Comintern. There they were given false passports and, posing as crew members, they were put on a ship to Leningrad. From there they were taken to Moscow for training in the OGPU - Stalin's secret police.'
'So there were communists as well as Nazis in the Berlin police.'
'Yes. Eldor Borck - a retired police major I was friendly with - he estimated that as many as ten per cent of the Berlin police sympathised with the Bolsheviks. But there were never the Red Schupo cells that the Nazis claimed existed. Most police were natural conservatives. Instinctive fascists rather than ideological ones. Anyway, Ziemer and Mielke spent the next five years in Russia.'
'How do you know that?'
'I'll come to that. Of course, even though we didn't have the perpetrators of the murders of Anlauf and Lenck in custody, the Nazis were not about to allow a little fact like that to stop them from making an example of people. There was a lot of propaganda value in making arrests and securing convictions.'
'Of other commies?'
'Of course of other commies. And it can't be denied that Ziemer and Mielke did not act alone. Indeed there was a strong case for believing that the whole riot on Bülowplatz had been engineered for the purpose of luring Anlauf and Sergeant Willig into a trap. As I said before, those two were really hated by the communists. Lenck was an accident, more or less. In the wrong place at the wrong time.
'Soon after I left the police to go and work at the Adlon Hotel, an arrest was made. Fellow called Max Thunert. Very probably they put a bag over his head and persuaded him to name names. And name names he did. Fifteen men went to trial in June 1933, among them several prominent communists. Who knows? Maybe some of them had put Mielke and Ziemer up to the killing after all.
'Four received a death sentence. Eleven were sent to a concentration camp. But it was another two years before three of those death sentences were actually carried out. That was typical of the Nazis. To keep a man waiting for years before they executed him. I expect the Nazis could still teach you Ami bastards something about cruelty. It was in all the newspapers, of course. May 1935? I can't recall their names, the ones who went to the falling axe. But I often wondered how Mielke and Ziemer, safe in Moscow, felt about it. How much they were told. Oddly enough it was the same month, May 1935, when Stalin decided that some of the many German and Italian communists who'd fled to Moscow after Hitler and Mussolini came to power could no longer be trusted. European communism was always too diverse for Stalin's taste. Too many factions. Too many Trotskyites. I suspect that Mielke and Ziemer were more worried about what might happen to them than what was already happening to old comrades like Max Matern. Yes, I remember now. He was one who went to the guillotine.
'Most of the German communists in Moscow were lodged at a Comintern hotel called the Hotel Lux. There was a purge and some of the more prominent German communists - Kippenberger, Neumann, ironically the very men who'd ordered the murders of Anlauf and Lenck - they were all shot. Kippenberger's wife was packed off to a Soviet labour camp and never seen again. Neumann's wife also went to a labour camp but I think she survived. At least she did until Stalin's non-aggression pact with Hitler in 1939, at which point she was handed over to the Gestapo. I've no idea what happened to her after that.'
'You're very well informed. How come you know so much about this, Gunther? Mielke. The whole damned crew of German commies.'
'For a while he was my beer,' I said. 'How do you say it? My pigeon. Up to 1946, there's not much I don't know about Erich Mielke.'
'And then?'
'And then I hadn't really given him a thought until the lawyer from the office of the Chief Counsel used the name. To be honest, I wish I'd never heard it.'
'But you did. So here you are.'
'The last time I saw him, he was - he was working for the OGPU after it became the MVD. That was seven years ago.'
'Have you heard of the East German Secretariat for State Security?'
'No.'
'Some Germans already call it the Stasi. Your friend Erich is the deputy chief of State Security. A secret policeman, and probably one of the three most important men in the East German security apparatus, if not the whole country.'
'He's survived Stalin, Beria, he even survived the downfall of Wilhelm Zaisser after last year's workers' uprising in Berlin. Survival is your friend Mielke's specialty.'
'I think I'm going to faint,' I said.
"The Allied Control Commission made an attempt to arrest him in February 1947, but the Russians were never going to let that happen.'
I had stopped listening. I couldn't be bothered to pay attention. Only that wasn't quite right. There wasn't anything to listen to unless you counted the singing in my ears from when Erich Mielke's father had hit me twenty-three years ago. Only that wasn't it either. Something cold and heavy was lying on the side of my head, and it was a moment or two before I realised it was the floor. The numbness in my hands was spreading through my whole body like embalming fluid. The hood over my head grew thicker and tightened, as if there had been a hangman's noose around my neck. It was difficult to breathe but I didn't care. Not any more. I opened the bag and climbed inside. Then someone threw the bag off a bridge. I felt myself drop through the air for twenty-three years. By the time I landed I had forgotten who and what and where I was.
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CHAPTER FOURTEEN: GERMANY, 1954
I felt myself being carried. Then I fainted once more. When I came to again I was lying face-down on a bed and they had removed the manacles from one of my wrists and I could almost feel my hands again. Then they lifted me up and let me stand for a minute. I was thirsty but I didn't ask for water. I just stood there waiting to be shouted at or struck on the head, so that I flinched a little when I felt a blanket on my shoulders and a chair behind my bare legs; and as I sat down again a hand held on to the bag, pulling it off my head.
I found myself in a larger, more comfortably appointed cell than my own. There was a table with a little sill around the edge that might have stopped a pencil from rolling onto the floor and not much else, and on it a small potted plant that was dead. On the wall above me was a mark where a picture had been hanging, and in front of the double window - which was barred - was a washstand with a jug and a porcelain washbasin.
There were two men in that room with me and neither one of them looked much like a torturer. They were wearing double-breasted suits and silk ties. One of them had a pair of horn-rimmed glasses on his nose and the other had a cherrywood pipe clamped, unlit, between his teeth. The one wearing the pipe in his face picked up the water jug and poured some water into a dusty-looking glass and handed it to me. I wanted to throw the water in his face but instead I tossed it down my throat. The one with the glasses lit a cigarette and threaded it between my lips. I sucked at the smoke like mother's milk.
'Was it something I said?' I grinned, feebly.
Out of the first-floor window was a view of the garden and the conical roof of a little white tower in the prison wall. As far
as I knew it wasn't a view that any red jacket in Landsberg was accustomed to seeing. Blinking against the sun streaming in through the window and the smoke streaming into my eye, I rubbed my chin wearily and took the cigarette from my mouth.
'Maybe,' said the man with the pipe. There was a moustache on his upper lip that matched the size and shape of his little blue bow tie. He had more chin than would have made him handsome, and while it wasn't exactly Charles V there were some, myself included, who would have grown a short beard on it to make it seem smaller, perhaps. But in my eyes leprosy would have looked a lot better on him.
The door opened. No keys were required to open this cell. The door just swung open and a guard came in carrying some clothes, followed by another guard bearing a tray with coffee and a hot meal. I didn't much like the clothes, since these were the ones I'd been wearing the previous day, but the coffee and the food smelled like they'd been prepared in Kempinski's. I started to eat before they changed their minds. When you're hungry clothes don't seem that important. I didn't use the knife and fork because I couldn't yet hold them properly, so I ate with my fingers, wiping them on my thighs and backside. I certainly wasn't about to worry about my table manners. Immediately I started to feel better. It's amazing how good even an American cup of coffee can taste when you're hungry.
'From now on,' said the man with the pipe, 'this is your cell. Number seven.'
'Recognise that number?' The other Ami - the one wearing the glasses - had short grey hair and looked like any college professor. The legs of the glasses were too short for his head and the hooks stood off his ears so that they looked like two small umbrellas. Maybe the glasses were too small for his face. Or maybe he'd borrowed them. Or maybe his head was abnormally large to accommodate all the abnormally unpleasant thoughts - most of them about me - that were swelling it.
I shrugged. My mind was a blank.
'Of course you do. It's the Führer's cell. Where you're eating your food is where he wrote his book. And I don't know which I find more disgusting. The thought of him writing down his poisonous thoughts. Or you eating with your fingers.'
'I'll certainly try not to let that thought spoil my appetite.'
'By all accounts Hitler had an easy time here in Landsberg.'
'I guess you weren't working here, back then.'
'Tell me, Gunther. Did you ever read it? Hitler's book.'
'Yes. I prefer Ayn Rand. But only just.'
'Do you like Ayn Rand?'
'No. I think Hitler would have liked her, though. He wanted to be an architect, too, of course. Only he couldn't afford the paper and the pencils. Not to mention the education. Plus he didn't have a large enough ego. And I think you've got to be pretty tough to make it in that world.'
'You're pretty tough yourself, Gunther,' said the one with the glasses.
'Me? No. How many tough guys do you have breakfast with when they're naked?'
'Not many.'
'Besides, it's easy to look tough when you're wearing a bag over your head. Even if it does get you wondering what it might be like to have nothing under your feet.'
'Any time you want to find out for sure we can help you.'
'Sure, you can take Klingelhofer's place for the rehearsal.'
'We were here when they executed those five war criminals in June fifty-one.'
'I'll bet you've got an interesting scrapbook.'
'They died quite calmly. Like they were resigned to their fate. Which was kind of ironic when you remember that's what they said about all those Jews they murdered.'
I shrugged and pushed away my empty breakfast tray. 'No man wants to die,' I said. 'But sometimes it just seems worse to go on living.'
'Oh, I think they wanted to go on living all right. Especially the ones who applied for clemency. Which was all of them. I read some of the letters that McCloy received. They were all predictably self-serving.'
'Ah well,' I said, 'that's the difference between me and them. It's just impossible for me to be self-serving. You see, I fired my own self a long time ago. These days I try to manage on my own.'
'You say that like you don't want to go on living either, Gunther.'
'And you say that like I should be impressed with your hospitality. That's the trouble with you Amis. You kick the shit out of people and then expect them to join in a couple of verses of "The Star-Spangled Banner".'
'We don't expect you to sing, Gunther,' said the Ami with the pipe. Was he ever going to light it? 'Just to go on talking. The way you've been talking until now.' He tossed a packet of cigarettes onto the table where Hitler had written his best- selling book. 'By the way, what happened to that sergeant who Zeimer and Mielke shot in the stomach?'
'Willig?' I lit a cigarette and remembered that he had lived; three months after the shooting he had made lieutenant. 'I forget.'
'You joined Kripo again in September 1938, is that right?'
'I didn't exactly join,' I said. 'I was ordered back in by General Heydrich. To solve a series of murders in Berlin. After the case was solved, I stayed on. Again, that's what Heydrich wanted. There's only one thing you have to understand about Heydrich: he almost always got what he wanted.'
'And he wanted you.'
'I had a certain reputation for getting the job done. He admired that.'
'So you stayed on.'
'I tried to get out of Kripo, for good. But Heydrich made that more or less impossible.'
'Tell us about that. About what you were doing for Heydrich.'
'Kripo was part of Sipo, the State Security Police. I was promoted to Oberkommissar. A chief inspector. Most of the crime by then was politicised, but men carried on murdering their wives and professional criminals went about their business as normal. I conducted several investigations during that period, but in reality the Nazis cared very little about reducing crime in the usual time-honoured way, and most police could hardly be bothered to do what police do. This was because the Nazis preferred to "reduce" crime by declaring annual amnesties, which meant that most crimes never went to court at all. All the Nazis cared about was being able to say that the crime figures were down. In fact, crime - real crime - actually increased under the Nazis: theft, murder, juvenile delinquency - it all got worse. So I carried on as normal at the Alex. I made arrests, prepared a case, handed the papers over to the Ministry of Justice and, in time, the case was struck down, or dropped, and the accused walked free.
'One day, in September 1939, not long after war was declared and Sipo became part of the RSHA, I went to see General Heydrich at his office in Prinz Albrechtstrasse. I told him I was wasting my time and asked his permission to put in my papers. He listened patiently but continued to write for almost a minute after I'd finished speaking before turning his attention to a rack of rubber stamps on his desktop. There must have been thirty or forty of these. He picked one up, pressed it onto an inkpad and then carefully stamped the sheet of paper he'd been writing on. Then, still silent, he got up and closed the door. There was a grand piano in his office - a nine-foot black Blüthner - and, to my surprise, he sat down in front of it and started to play, and play rather well, I might say. While he was playing he shifted his large arse on the piano stool - he'd put on some weight since last I'd seen him - and then nodded at the space he'd made to indicate that I should sit beside him.
'I sat down hardly knowing what to expect, and for a while neither of us said a word as his thin, bony, dead Christ hands rippled over the shiny keyboard. I listened and kept my eyes on the photograph on the piano lid. It was a picture of Heydrich in profile wearing a fencer's white jerkin and looking like the sort of dentist you might have nightmares about - the kind who would have pulled all of your teeth to improve your dental hygiene.
'"Ghuan Zhong was a seventh-century Chinese philosopher," Heydrich said, quietly. "He wrote a very great book of Chinese sayings, one of which is that 'Even the walls have ears'. Do you understand what I'm saying, Gunther?"
'"Yes, General," I said and looking around trie
d to guess where a microphone might have been hidden.
'"Good. Then I'll keep playing. This piece is by Mozart, who was taught by Antonio Salieri. Salieri was not a great composer. He's better known to us today as the man who murdered Mozart."
'"I didn't even know he'd been murdered, sir."
'"Oh yes. Salieri was jealous of Mozart, as is often the way with lesser men. Would it surprise you to know that someone is trying to murder me?"
'"Who?"
'"Himmler, of course. The Salieri de nos jours. Himmler is not a great mind. His most important thoughts are the ones I'm yet to give him. He is a man who goes to the lavatory and probably wonders what Hitler would like him to do while he's in there. But one of us will certainly destroy the other, and with any luck it will be him who loses the game to me. He is not to be underestimated, however. And this is the reason that I keep you in Sipo, Gunther. Because if by any chance Himmler wins our little game I want someone to find the evidence that will help to destroy him. Someone with a proven track record in Kripo as an investigating detective. Someone intelligent and resourceful. That man is you, Gunther. You are the Voltaire to my Frederick the Great. I keep you close for your honesty and your independence of mind."
'"I'm flattered, Herr General. And rather horrified. What makes you think I could ever destroy a man like Himmler?"
'"Don't be a fool, Gunther. And listen, I said help to destroy. If Himmler succeeds and I am murdered it will of course look like an accident. Or that someone else was responsible for my death. In those circumstances there will have to be an inquiry. As head of Kripo Arthur Nebe has the power to appoint someone to direct that inquiry. That someone will be you, Gunther. You will have the assistance of my wife, Lina, and of my most trusted confidant - a man named Walter Schellenberg of the SS Foreign Intelligence Service. You can trust Schellenberg to know the most politic way to bring the evidence of my murder to the Führer's attention. I have enemies it's true. But so does that bastard Himmler. And some of his enemies are my friends.'"