by Spider
“Well,” Jay said lamely, “that’s great, then. I’m glad you managed to get through to her. But I still don’t see how you—”
“How do you feel about Eva’s new decision?” Reb interrupted quietly. “If you don’t mind my asking.”
One of the problems with talking with holy men was their uncanny habit of putting a finger—gently, nonthreateningly—right on your sore spots. Another was the difficulty of successfully bullshitting them. “Ambivalent,” he admitted.
Reb nodded. “I can see why. What a mix of emotions you must have felt, when she asked you to dance at her dying.”
Jay nodded vigorous agreement. “Oh God, yes! Sad, of course, but also proud to have been asked, and annoyed at the extra workload, and creatively stimulated, and…and Reb, I’m almost as confused right now. I’m glad we’re not going to lose her. But I’ve just gone through a month of trauma and grief reconciling myself to the idea that we were…and I’ve wasted hours of work on a piece that now may never get performed, at a time when I was already up to my ass in alligators…and—”
“And?”
“—and if you want to know the truth, a part of me resents the hell out of you, for accomplishing in one conversation what I’ve failed to do in a month of trying. I mean, I know this is your line of work—but she and I have been friends a long time. Part of me wants to kick you—and then go wake her up and punch her in the nose.”
Reb grinned. “You’re welcome to kick me. But if you feel you must wake Eva, make sure your insurance is paid up first. Whatever Eva’s brain may be thinking at any given moment, her body’s survival instincts are strong…and I happen to know she fights dirty.”
“Yeah, I know.” Jay had once seen a foolish person behave rudely to Eva. He lived.
“Think of it this way. A man tries to split a tough piece of wood with an ax. He strikes again and again, day after day, with no result. Then another man comes along and takes a tentative swing. The wood splits with a loud crack. Did the first man play no part?”
“Well…sure, he did. But he’s going to feel frustrated as hell.”
“So you didn’t just want Eva not to die; you wanted the credit for changing her mind. Be content with partial credit, all right?”
Jay laughed ruefully. “You’re right. I’m being silly.”
“Also known as the human condition. You’re tired and high. Go to bed, and in the morning you’ll be a much more admirable human being. I’ll be impressed, I promise.”
Jay laughed out loud. Reb could always jolly him out of a sulk. “You’re right. Uh…look, tomorrow’s going to be hectic. Could you ask Eva if she can set aside time for a visit with me the day after tomorrow?”
“I’ll tell Jeeves.”
“Thanks. And could you and I have a talk the day after that?”
“Whenever you like. I’m going to be busy myself tomorrow, but the rest of the week is pretty much open. Diaghilev and Rild can work out a time.”
“Good. I’ll see you then.”
“And I’ll see you tomorrow night at the performance,” Reb said.
“Oh, right. I should have known you’d be on the comp list.”
They exchanged bows, and Jay left. On the way home his thoughts were so scattered that he let Diaghilev navigate for him. Eva’s sudden flip-flop just seemed so weird, so…arbitrary. Rhea would have said that it didn’t ring true artistically. Eva spends sixteen years making up her mind, withstands a month of argument from me…and then Reb shows up and tells her suicide isn’t nice, and she folds? There had to be more to it than that. What else had Reb said to her? All Jay could think of to do was to ask her at his first opportunity.
As he jaunted along, he remembered some of Reb’s closing words. “Diaghilev and Rild can work out a time.” Jay was struck by that now. Reb met thousands of people a year, juggled trillions of details…and had remembered the name of Jay’s AI without checking. He himself had forgotten that Reb called his own AI “Rild”—and had never gotten around to following up his original mental note to find out what that name signified. Whereas he was willing to bet that Reb knew not only who Sergei Diaghilev had been, but exactly what he symbolized for Jay. Perhaps here was a clue as to why Reb had succeeded with Eva where he had failed. Reb retained every detail of what people told him, and followed them up, thought them through. “Sergei,” he said suddenly, “who did Reb Hawkins name his AI for?”
“I don’t know, Jay. Shall I find out?”
“Please.”
“Waiting…The only match I find on file is a character in a twentieth-century novel called LORD OF LIGHT, by Roger Zelazny. Rild was student of the Buddha, a former assassin who came to surpass his master in enlightenment.”
The answer was interesting—but what caught Jay’s attention was its first word. It had taken Diaghilev a startlingly long time—nearly two whole seconds—to tap into the vast memory cores of the Net. It was late at night; most guests and staff were asleep. Someone must be using a hell of a lot of bandwidth and processing power for something.
Of course. The Fat Five were inboard. When Leviathan swims under your boat, the sea swells.
He was essentially asleep before he reached his suite; Diaghilev guided him inside, sealed the door, undressed him, administered hangover preventative, and strapped him into his sleepsack so that he would not wake with the classic free-fall stiff neck. His dreams were full of Stardancers…millions upon countless millions of them, swarming around Terra like moths around a fire, staining the ionosphere red with their numbers.
The next day began with an omen, to which he paid insufficient attention.
“Huh? Whazzit?”
“I’m sorry, Jay,” Diaghilev said, “but Evelyn Martin insists on speaking to you at once.”
Jay suggested some other things Martin could do instead; Diaghilev pointed out that they were physically impossible. “Not for him they aren’t. All right, all right: audio only, accept. What the fuck do you want?”
“You’re not archiving tonight, right?” Martin’s nasal voice demanded.
“Oh, for Christ’s sake.” From time to time, especially if he had made any alterations in the choreography, Jay would have a concert recorded for archival purposes—and some of the camera angles would include the faces of the audience. Martin was afraid he might do so tonight, with the Fat Five in the house. As a matter of fact, he had been planning to. “Of course not. Anyway, what’s the difference? By the time the tapes are edited, the uips will be long gone, and the fact that they’ve been here won’t be secret anymore.”
“Doesn’t matter,” Martin said. “Just promise me the cameras stay off tonight. If you want to swear it on your mother’s grave, I won’t mind.”
“Do you have any idea what time it is?”
“I don’t give a shit. I’ve been up all night, swimming in a river of shit upside down, and the tide’s still coming in: they come aboard in a couple of hours. I feel like that little Dutch kid that used to go around sticking his finger in lesbians; if it ain’t one thing it’s six others. On top of everything else I had a guest croak on me a couple of hours ago, like I got nothing else to do—”
“A guest died?” That was unusual. The Shimizu had diagnostics and emergency medical facilities as good as anything on Terra; it would take something like an exploding bullet to the brain to defeat them. The saying was, You couldn’t die here if you tried. “How did he manage that?”
“Genius. Apparently he built the comm gear in his p-suit himself. So he’s outside taking a stroll, and he goes to put in a call to his heap, up at the dock. Only his homemade antenna slips out of alignment when his homemade power supply blows up, so he microwaves his frontal lobe instead. So now I got to grease all the news weasels to forget to file the story, and rummage through the antheap down there to find his dirtbag relatives and grease them—”
Jay did not want to hear about french-fried brains and PR men’s problems before coffee. “Who was he?” he interrupted. “Anybody I’d know?
”
“Nah—just checked in yesterday. Some old rock rat who struck it rich, and decided to spend his fortune and the last minutes of his life making mine miserable. Why the hell couldn’t the inconsiderate bastard have poached his brains out there in the Belt somewhere, where it wouldn’t have been my problem?”
Alcoholic memory stirred. “Wait a minute. Chinese guy? Wang something?”
“How the hell did you know?” Martin sounded suspicious.
“I ran into him at Jake’s last night. He was telling us all some yarn about a white Stardancer.”
“Jesus Christ—keep that quiet, will you? It’s gonna be hard enough sitting on this, and those bastards love anything with a Stardancer hook, gives ’em great visuals to cut to. ‘White Stardancer,’ my ass—the old fart’s probably been sautéing his cerebrum for weeks now, and only just finished the job this morning. Hey, that’s it—if he was already brain-damaged when he got here, we got no liability at all—”
This triggered Jay’s gag reflex. “I’ll keep the cameras off tonight, Ev,” he said, and cut the connection. Getting back to sleep was out of the question now, so he called for coffee, unstrapped himself from his sleepsack, and began his day.
Twelve extremely hectic hours later, he met Rand and his family at their suite and journeyed with them to the Nova Dance Theatre. All were dressed in their finest, and the adults were as nervous as if they were about to go onstage themselves. They chattered along the way, and fiddled with their seams and fastenings, and inspected each other for unseen flaws in costume or makeup. Only Colly seemed to take it all in stride; money and power did not impress her, since she did not use the former and had all she presently wanted of the latter.
They had to pass a checkpoint to reach the foyer, manned by six very serious-looking guards, each wearing different-colored armbands. No weapons were visible, but it was clear that they were available. Jay noticed with amusement that the guards seemed to watch each other as carefully and constantly as they did the civilians. Five private security forces, plus the Shimizu security, and none of them trusted any of the others.
And indeed, when they had passed thumbprint and retina checks and entered the foyer, Nika, the tech director, approached them before Jay could even begin trying to spot the uips. “Boss,” she said, “how the hell am I supposed to call the show with a six-pack of gorillas looking over my shoulder, frowning every time I touch something?”
“Jesus,” Jay muttered. “They’re even back in the tech hole?”
“They seem to think it’s their fucking command center,” she said bitterly. “And there’s more six-packs at every entrance and exit to this area, plus one at each stage wing. I don’t care about them, as long as none of the dancers crash into them when they exit, but can’t you get me a little elbow room in the hole?”
Jay thought about it. “I don’t think so, Nika. They’re right; that area has to be secured. If I were an assassin, backstage is the way I’d come in. Do the best you can, okay? At least Rand and I won’t be in there with all of you; we’re watching this one from the house. Just tell the goons not to touch anything while the concert’s running.”
“None of them would dare. The other five would shoot him. They get nervous every time I touch a control. Honest to God, I never saw such a paranoid bunch in my life.”
“If you needed bodyguards, wouldn’t you want them to be paranoid? I have to go—”
Nika jaunted off, frowning, and Jay caught up with Rand and his family. They were just being presented to the honored guests by Katherine Tokugawa.
“Mr. Imaro Amin…Pandit Chatur Birla…Honorable Chen Ling Ho…Ms. Victoria Hathaway…Citizen Grijk Krugnk…please permit me to present the Shimizu’s Co-Artistic Directors: our resident choreographer, Mr. Jay Sasaki, and our resident Shaper, Rand Porter.” All bowed. Jay was amused again. Kate had solved an impossible protocol problem in the only way she could—by introducing the five uips to her vips in alphabetical order…
“We bid you welcome to Nova Dance Theatre, lady and gentlemen,” Rand said smoothly. “It gives me great pride to present my wife, the author Rhea Paixao, and our daughter, Colly.”
More bows all around. “I read your last book, AND CALL HER BLESSED, with great pleasure, Ms. Paixao,” Birla said.
“So did I,” Hathaway said, “and it was wonderful. Even better than THE FREE LUNCH.”
“I would have to agree,” Birla said, “although it is a close call. I have conversations with characters of yours all the time.”
Rhea thanked them, turning a fetching shade of pink. The compliments had to be genuine: the uips had not expected to meet her, and had no reason to stroke her if they had. Jay was stunned to learn that people as rich as this read fiction for pleasure—two of them, anyway. And while Rhea had a good and growing literary reputation, she had never yet had a top-ten bestseller: you had to care about good books to know of her work. Interesting. Uips were not automatically philistines. Rand caught his eye and grinned, and Jay knew precisely what he was thinking: if they like Rhea’s stuff, they’ll like ours.
While the conversational pleasantries flowed back and forth, Jay studied these five people who could make Kate Tokugawa snap to attention. He had never met a whole handful of trillionaires before.
Amin was a Kikuyu financier from Kenya, said to be the only African trillionaire. Of average height and mass, he was in his early forties and looked thirty, except for his eyes; he was the most obviously vicious of the five. His hair was straightened, but paradoxically his skin tone was artificially darkened, to a Bantu black which did not match his nose and cheek structure. His fortune was based on Earth-to-orbit shipping. He ignored the arbitrary local vertical which everyone else had adopted—the Terrans from habit, the spacers out of politeness—and just let himself drift free.
Birla, a swarthy Marwari from Rajputna, was the talker of the group, which made him seem more trivial than he could possibly have been. He was a hundred and twenty—four years older than Eva!—and looked forty. According to the bio Jay had scanned, he was ostensibly a devout Hindu, but he seemed in no hurry at all to reincarnate. The friendly twinkle in his eyes had to be fake, but it was a good fake. He owned as large a proportion of the Terran and orbital media as the UN would let him, and influenced even more; Evelyn Martin hovered near him solicitously, ready to open a vein on request.
Chen Ling Ho, a Mandarin from Beijing, was fifty and looked fifty. He was short to the point of tininess, smaller than Kate, and looked as benign and childlike as Colly. Jay had read that his enemies called him The Krait. He was also the Zen Buddhist at whose request Reb Hawkins had been invited to the Shimizu. That interested Jay: there were many Chinese Buddhists, but few who followed the Soto path, which had originated in twelfth-century Japan. Chen was a grandson of the legendary Chen Ten Li, the twentieth-century statesman who had been present at the creation of the Starmind; heavy (and early) family investment in nanotechnology had made Ten Li rich beyond measure. In defiance of tradition, it had been the second generation—his son Chen Hsi Feng—who had nearly succeeded in destroying the family name and fortune, by becoming an antiStardancer fanatic and launching a treacherous and doomed attack on the Starmind. Ling Ho, the third generation, had miraculously managed to salvage most of the wreckage, largely thanks to adroit fence-mending with the Starmind. That doubtless accounted for his conversion to Reb Hawkins’s faith. Jay wondered how many trillionaire Zen students there were.
Victoria Hathaway was a WASP from New York; calendar age eighty-seven, apparent age just under thirty. She looked like holo stars wished they looked—but there was a coldness in her eyes and mouth that made Jay think of her as a long sleek shiny pair of scissors, with a carefully trimmed little tuft of pubic hair just at the place where the blades joined. Most of her money was said to be in real estate, on and off Terra, and she was famous for both her ruthlessness and her absolute lack of any vestige of a sense of humor—though no one dared mention the latter quality to her face.
Each of the five had a personal bodyguard, and all but Chen had an additional companion as well. These latter were introduced, but Jay didn’t bother to remember any of the names; they were obviously AIs with a pulse. The killers were not introduced, as it might have distracted them. Chen’s bodyguard seemed to be the only one with any extensive space experience: Jay noticed that he watched feet as well as hands. That made his boss the smartest of the five uips.
“Is there anything you would like to tell us about the work we are about to see, Mr. Sasaki? Mr. Porter?” Birla asked, snapping Jay out of his reverie. Rand let him take it.
“No, sir,” he said. “If it doesn’t speak for itself, then nothing I could say will help. Shall we go in?”
Perhaps taking their cue from Tokugawa’s introduction, the five uips entered the theater in alphabetical order. Once inside, things got briefly complicated again.
This piece, Spatial Delivery, had been staged for proscenium performance, rather than in the sphere. That is, it was designed so that the audience used only half of the available “seating” area, strapping their backs to a common hemisphere, and the piece was performed against the backdrop of the other half. This cut audience capacity in half, but was a lot easier to choreograph and shape than a spherical piece which had to look good from all possible angles at once.
But if five people sit against a hemisphere, and keep pretending that there is a local vertical, then some of them must sit “above” others.
After a few seconds of backing and filling, the five decided face was more important than up and down, and solved the problem by making a puffball, like a two-dimensional version of Colly’s beloved angelfish. Lesser mortals filled in the gaps between them in whatever orientation suited them. Jay sat with Rand and his family in the center. He saw Eva nearby, and waved; she waved back.