by Wen Spencer
Odelia cataloged the injuries. “He broke her nose and blackened her eyes. He broke two of her fingers, and burned her on one hip, like a cattle brand, for calling him a cow. He was threatening to cut her face when Eldest showed up.”
Lylia look horrified. “And we didn't send him back to his sisters?”
“Eldest got Trini cleaned up and half convinced it was all her fault before our mothers saw her.” Ren swallowed the rage again that her Eldest acted not in the best interest of their sister, but for her own desire to keep Keifer as a husband. “Keifer turned all sweet on Eldest, said he was sorry and that he really didn't mean to do it, that Trini drove him to it. Eldest was blindly in love with him.”
“Obviously,” Lylia murmured.
“So what do we do about Trini?” Odelia flopped back onto the divan. “She's going to think we're just like Eldest, in love with a pretty face.”
“And you're not?” Ren asked as Odelia tossed her ball skyward again.
Odelia threw her a surprised look and nearly missed her ball. “No! Well, Jerin's beautiful, but he's also very gentle and sweet and caring. After I was attacked, Jerin was like a father comforting his little one. Me! I wasn't a princess of the realm to him. I was just a stranger he found half dead in a stream.”
Lylia sighed. “If Trini would only talk to him. He's so intelligent for a man.”
Ren caught herself before she, too, sang Jerin's praises. “We're in complete agreement that Jerin isn't like Keifer and would make an excellent husband. How do we convince Trini?”
“We don't,” Odelia said, flinging her ball skyward. “Jerin does. She won't believe anything we say anyhow.”
Chapter 11
On the morning of the Season's opening ball, a hip bathtub and buckets of warm, scented water were delivered to the suite. After the Whistlers had bathed, dried off, dressed, and eaten a light brunch, a horde of women descended on the suite.
A manicurist family arrived first, corralling all the Whistlers into having the dirt scraped out from under their nails and their ragged edges trimmed and filed. Eldest, Corelle, and Summer got off with a quick ten-digit service. Jerin found himself propped in a semire-clined position, each limb in the command of a separate plump-cheeked woman. They trimmed, shaped, and ran a pencil of white chalk underneath his finger and toe-nails to give them a lasting “freshly bathed” appearance. The manicurists voiced dismay that he had gone barefoot when he was younger, leaving ghost calluses on the bottom of his feet. They also tsked over the condition of his hands, and discussed at length the benefits of full-length gloves.
Eldest vetoed the suggestion of gloves, looking disgusted at the fuss over Jerin's feet, and chased them out. The hairdressers, however, were waiting in the hall. Since his sisters trimmed their military-style short hair every morning, Eldest elected to retreat with Summer, leaving Corelle to watch over Jerin's suffering.
The hairdressers undid his braid, combed out his long hair, trimmed it to an even length, and then washed it.
Normally his hair took hours to dry. The hairdressers blotted individually coiled sections, again and again, working through a stack of forty or fifty towels. It left his hair slightly damp to the touch. He was reclined once more, his hair carefully arranged on a drying rack, and the hairdresser sisters blew air down over the hair via a crank-driven machine with teardrop-shaped revolving blades. It made him nervous and slightly dizzy to stare up at the spinning blades, and the sound was thunderous.
It took an hour of cranking the machine before his hair was dry. He had to admit, as they combed it out, that it had never lain so silky straight before. They braided it then, in loose coils woven through with ribbons, strings of small glass beads, and tiny blue flowers.
He was allowed tea. Apparently noblemen ran toward being heavyset—and considering how little activity they were allowed, it was small wonder. Perhaps with this in mind, someone had tried to change what had become Jerin's normal tea to just dry muffins. Corelle sent a youngest Barnes off for a true tea with sandwiches made of chicken and a sweet pickle relish, and little cakes of sweet cream topped with fresh raspberries.
Lastly came the tailors with his formal ball clothes. At all the fittings, they had allowed him to wear undergarments. He was dismayed when they explained that the clothes were to be worn without underclothes.
“It's the fashion,” the tailor murmured, carefully keeping her face averted as she held out the leggings. “With underwear on, you won't… settle… properly into the codpiece. Just slip off your underwear, and into the leggings, and we'll sew them shut.”
Jerin balked. “I'll feel naked. I'll look naked.”
“I'm sorry, sweetheart, but women like to see what they're buying. You'll be fine. All the other men will be wearing leggings just like these. I should know—we've made a goodly quarter of them.”
Corelle scolded him impatiently. “Oh, Jerin, don't be a crybaby.”
Jerin supposed this was what Captain Tern had meant when she said their success was riding on his conduct. If he refused to wear the most fashionable clothing, it would be unlikely he'd catch the eye of a well-to-do family.
I wish I could marry Ren.
He bit his lip on that thought. No one would want to look at a boy with eyes full of tears. So he stripped out of his underwear, stepped into the leggings, and tried not to pout as they explained how to tuck himself into the codpiece's pouch, and then sewed the fabric shut. The shirt had padded shoulders, curiously shaped sleeves that managed to leave his forearms bare while draping fabric almost to the floor, and a collar open to midchest. At least they let him wear riding boots, with cuffs that faired up around the knee.
A slight gasp made him look up. Eldest stood in the doorway, looking stunned.
“Holy Mothers,” Eldest finally murmured. “You're beautiful.”
Jerin ducked his head at the praise. “I feel like a midwinter tree with beaded strings and glittering ornaments. All that's missing are the gingerbread angels.”
“Jerin!” Eldest came across the room and gave him a quick hug, careful not to muss his hair or crinkle his shirt. “Don't be a ninny.”
“I've got bells on,” he said, taking a few steps to illustrate his point. The tiny bells sewn into the long sleeves rang as he walked, a faint shimmering sound.
Eldest shook her head. “I don't know if I should let you out of this room dressed like that.”
“I look silly.”
“You look sensual, beautiful, and erotic. We'll be beating women off of you.”
He blushed and went back to the mirror to consider his image. His reflection barely seemed to be him, but did look like someone who could command a brother's price of four thousand crowns.
He had been prepared for a fair: women in work clothes, men clustered together for the rare chance to talk to someone of their own sex, children moving like schools of minnows, all contained in a meeting hall, a tent, or a rough dance floor under the stars. Potluck dishes. Amateur musicians mostly playing together.
He thought it would be like a country fair, just on a grander scale.
They came down a dim hallway and out a side door to the brightly lit foyer. Stairs cascaded down in vivid red velvet into a ballroom, a shifting sea of the most beautifully dressed people he could imagine. Great crystal chandeliers hung overhead, thousands of candles setting fire to the glittering glass prisms. Every person was arrayed in silks and satins, diamonds and rubies.
There were no children. There was no food in evidence. The few men were scattered and closely guarded. Music came from a small orchestra, in tune and on beat.
Jerin froze at the top of the stairs, wanting to turn and escape back to their rooms.
Eldest checked at the sight of the whirling dancers, then, hooking her arm with his, led him down the stairs, murmuring, “We've got the blood of Queens in us. We're just as good as they are.”
Corelle and Summer trailed wordlessly behind, Summer wide-eyed and Corelle looking sour, as if it all was putt
ing a bad taste in her mouth.
Behind them, Barnes announced loudly, “Miss Eldest Whistler, Master Jerin Whistler, Misses Summer and Corelle Whistler.”
A handful of women turned at the announcement, glancing up at the Whistlers as they descended the stairs. The women's gazes flicked over Eldest, then settled on Jerin and stayed. In ones and twos, others glanced their direction and didn't look away, until dozens of eyes were focused on him.
“They're staring,” Jerin whispered.
Eldest tightened her grip on him. “Of course they are. You're beautiful. Smile. It's not like they're going to eat you.”
“How can you be sure?”
“I'll rip the heart out of anyone that lifts a fork to you,” Eldest said so only he could hear, all the while giving a tight smile to those looking in their direction.
“Holy Mothers!” Summer gasped. “Cullen!”
Jerin missed Cullen at first, expecting to see the boy that climbed in through his window. After a minute of futilely scanning the crowd, he realized that the young man standing demurely behind Eldest Moorland was Cullen. His muddy blond hair had been dyed to a deep rich honey, interwoven with strands of gem-encrusted gold threads, and gathered in loose falls by green silk bows. Eyes down, head slightly bowed, hands clasped before him, his clothes falling in elegant unwrinkled lines, it seemed as if all of what was Cullen had been stripped away and a soulless doll stood in his place.
Then Cullen lifted his head slightly to peep around, noticed Eldest Moorland was distracted, and saw them watching. He made a face, sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes, then ducked his head again. His fingers, though, wiggled, indicating that they should join him.
“Scamp,” Eldest Whistler's tight grin relaxed into a true smile. “Let's rescue him from his family.”
“Ah, a husband raid,” Jerin whispered. “What us Whistlers do best.”
Eldest Moorland greeted them with a nod. “Whistler.”
Cullen flashed a grin at them and then returned to his demure mask.
“Moorland.” Eldest Whistler started the social dance. It had been explained to them that by protocol, any woman that wanted to speak to a man had to talk first to his sister. Cullen and Lylia had gone over the acceptable topics for the conversation, and the length needed prior to addressing the brother.
Luckily, there were no limits set on conversation between men.
“What happened to you?” Jerin whispered to Cullen.
“Eldest heard about our walk in the garden and gave me a blistering with her tongue.” Cullen whispered back. “She called me a Dru Hightower. Ha!”
“A what?”
Cullen risked glancing up to scan the room, then pointed out an elegant-looking young man, slightly older than the two of them. “In the east corner, in white—as if wrapping dirt up in clean linen could save face.”
“He was caught kissing a girl?”
“Worse. He was caught tumbling his betrothed wives' servants during the betrothal period. It was a huge scandal—not that anyone really blamed him. His betrothed are all bloated toads, warts and all, but his betrothal contract had been signed, his brother's price paid, so his betrothed had possession of him and everything. All the deal needed was the wedding—and a massive one had been planned. His betrothed hauled him back to his sisters and demanded a repayment.”
“Did they get it?”
“Of course. Damaged goods! No way to prove he was clean before the betrothal, and certainly they didn't want to risk infecting the whole family. They say that one of the servants had been to a crib and caught something other than a baby. They say on his first night with one of his actual betrothed, his Eldest wife discovered sores all over his you-know-what.”
“Really?”
Cullen shrugged. “Who knows? People start making stuff up after a while.”
“I didn't know wives could demand a repayment.”
“Happens all the time.”
Eldest Whistler turned to Cullen. “Your sister has given me permission for this dance.” She held out her hand, palm up. Cullen brightened and reached out to rest his fingertips on hers. They went out onto the dance floor, where other couples were gathering. How odd that the only time a woman and a man could be completely alone was in front of so many watchful eyes.
“Jerin,” a woman's voice said, making him turn. Kij Porter stood beside him, smiling. She indicated Summer with her chin as she extended her hand. “Your sister has given me permission for this dance.”
He glanced to Summer, surprised. Summer gave him a helpless look, as if the older, politically savvy woman had outmaneuvered her. Corelle was nowhere in sight, apparently scouting out the rest of the men.
Jerin rested his hand on Kij's warm fingertips and allowed himself be led out onto the dance floor. She took him to the opposite end from where Eldest Whistler waited with Cullen for the music to start. They were deep in conversation, and didn't notice him joining the dancers.
“Do you remember your grandfather Prince Alannon?” Kij asked.
“Yes.” Out of habit, he avoided giving out too much family information.
Kij seemed annoyed by the evasive answer. “He lived to be very old?”
“Nearly seventy.” Jerin reminded himself this wasn't a country fair; it would be safe to discuss family here. “He was fifteen when my grandmothers…” He swallowed the word “kidnapped.” With the Queens' coaching, they had come up with a “sweeter” version of his family's history. He substituted in the word “… found him. We lost him to a fever three years ago.”
It was an important breeding point that none of his family had died of a weak heart, stroke, or other inherited illness. Only disease and accident had winnowed their ranks.
“I see,” Kij said. “Why didn't he ever try to contact the Queens?”
“'After the public executions of his mothers and sisters, he didn't see any point.”
“Ah. Yet you saved Princess Odelia's life. Wasn't that a betrayal to his loss?”
Jerin blinked in surprise. “Betrayal? No.”
“He was said to be trained in the ways of k'lamour” Kij said.
Jerin blushed and ducked his head.
“You know what that means?” Kij asked.
“It's not really a proper thing to talk about,” Jerin murmured, glancing to see where Eldest was in the shifting couples.
“He passed this to you?” Kij pressed.
“The paths of pleasure?” Jerin whispered, to quiet her. The music was coming to an end, and he didn't want be overheard. “Yes, he and my father told me. Please, talking about sexual union isn't the proper thing to do.”
“On the contrary. A woman should know what she's getting.” Kij all but purred, taking firmer hold of his hand.
The dance, though, ended with bows. He spotted Corelle coming toward them to claim him back. He gave Kij a false smile, tugged free his hand, and met Corelle halfway. Kij, infuriatingly, trailed alongside him.
“I would dance with Jerin again,” Kij stated, putting out her hand to him.
Corelle took Jerin's right hand with her own, blocking any move to claim him. “I'm sorry, but we need to spend Jerin's time wisely. A second dance would be impossible.”
“I don't know if you realize, little mushroom, how important my family is and how much you would gain by courting us.”
“Your family of old controlled the portage over Hera's Step,” Corelle said in a bored tone. “Your grandmothers bankrupted your family building the lock to replace the portage when it was destroyed by sabotage during the war. Through marriage and other means, you've reclaimed a controlling interest in the lock. Second to the royal family, you are the oldest recorded family, noted when a brother was married to the second generation of the royal princesses. You are not considered, however, the oldest noble family, as you gained your title through service to the crown—lending money—and not by marriage. In fact, you are one of the few noble families that never married a royal prince.” Corelle flashed a g
rin. “Unlike ours. Good day.”
With that, Corelle turned Jerin away from Kij and led him across the room.
“That was rude,” Jerin whispered after he got over his shock.
Corelle still smiled smugly. “Perhaps. I'm not going to have any sisters-in-law looking down their noses at us. They'll see as equals, or not at all.”
“We're not going to get four thousand crowns if you insult everyone that dances with me.”
“Perhaps.”
“How did you know all that, anyhow?”
“Her sister Alissa told me most of it. She went on and on like I cared. Eldest and I asked around to dig out the dirt.”
“It was still rude,” Jerin bowed his head in embarassment.
“Yes, but I thought you might want to dance with someone else,” Corelle came to a stop, loosing her hold on Jerin's hand. “Your Highness, you asked for a dance?” Jerin looked up in surprise at Ren's smiling face.
“Your sister has given me permission for this dance.” Ren said.
Jerin ducked his head again, this time to hide the grin that bloomed uncontrollably across his face. He slipped his hand into the princess's, and she squeezed it slightly before leading him out onto the floor, where Summer was partnered with Cullen.
There would be, Jerin reflected, a profound lack of things to do in his new life. True, they had slept in after a late night dancing, but after brunch, as rain started to drizzle down, there was nothing to do. No dishes to clean up. No dinner to get ready. No clothes to wash. No knitting or mending to be done. No children to keep entertained.
The suite had several musical instruments, none of which they played. It was also devoid of reading materials, except the newspaper and a score of books on profoundly dry subjects such as Land Improvement via Introduction of Fertilizer, and Primer of Livestock Breeding Practices. Either the royal family didn't know about the existence of novels, or had formed an undeservedly high opinion of the Whistlers' intelligence level.