Banking the Billionaire (Bad Boy Billionaires Book 2)

by Max Monroe

  We’d just gotten back from my parents’ house last night, but we’d both promised Maureen we’d be here, at her charity Black Light Slide event, months ago. Of course, we’d responded separately, to two very separate invitations. Now, we were a real “we.” Living together. Engaged. Fuck, I’d been the one to do it, to demand that it happen, and part of me still couldn’t wrap my mind around it.

  Two serial daters with nearly blank relationship histories were engaged. To each other. I’d have been tempted to call an exorcist if I weren’t fucking thrilled to be chained to this devil.

  “Georgie!” Georgia’s dad, Dick, called from the opposite side of the slide. People filled the closed-down street, and only the bright lights of several light trees on the perimeter made it so you could see anything. The whole thing about a black-light event is that it needs to happen at night.

  “Hey, Dad!” Georgia yelled back. We all waved like little puppets in time with one another.

  Dick looked to us and back again, trying to find an easy way to get around the slide. It ran nearly an entire block in length, and people clogged the only available space along its sides. When seconds turned into a minute of trying to navigate the people and stuff around him, Dick gave up and just climbed right fucking through it, sloshing the glowing water with his feet and ignoring anyone who called after him.

  I didn’t even try to stop my laugh as Georgia grumbled, “Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

  Kline wrapped his arm around her shoulder as her mom, Savannah, followed in Dick’s footsteps, clad in nothing but a string bikini. Cassie tucked her face into my chest to hide her laughter. She might have even snorted, but when I looked at her, she pointed down at Phil.

  “It was the pig.”

  “Hey there, Kline!” Dick greeted with excitement, slapping him on the shoulder first, then his back, and then finally pulling him into a tight man-hug. Their little father-son-in-law bromance never got old.

  “Thatch, Cassie,” he acknowledged when he finally released Kline, and then wrapped Georgia in a hug. “This is some shindig, huh? Not Maur’s usual charity scene.”

  I glanced around the neon spectacle. “Yeah, I don’t think the crusty upper-class crowd is happy about it, but it seems to be a big hit.”

  There were more people here than I’d ever seen at one of these things, and the atmosphere was really fucking cool. Glowing shirts and neon-looking water all the way down a giant Slip’N Slide that had to be five hundred feet long. There was nothing adults—especially ones like me—liked more than acting like a big fucking kid. Doing it for the good of someone else was even better.

  “Thank fuck,” Dick snapped. “Only so many times I can sit through one of those fucking hoity-toity dinners.”

  “Dad!” Georgia scolded.

  “Hey, I’m with Dick,” I said, and Cassie agreed, “Me too.”

  I raised an innuendo-filled eyebrow. Savannah noticed. “Wow. There’s some really great sexual energy between you two.”

  I smiled, but Cassie didn’t stop there. She never did. “That’s because we’re banging like bunnies.” When other people got embarrassed, Cassie became emboldened. It was so fucking sexy.

  “Fantastic!” Savannah shouted. Dick held out his knuckles for me to give him a pound, and Georgia dropped her head into her hands. “Why me, God?”

  “Baby,” Kline said through a laugh, tucking her into his chest.

  “Where’s your mom, Kline?” Savannah asked. “I want to say hi.”

  “She’s here somewhere,” he muttered. All our eyes scanned the surrounding crowd to see if we could find her, but really, it was like looking for a little piece of conservative fluff in a giant lint ball.

  “Oh!” Cassie pointed out, completely defying the odds. “There she is.”

  “Maureen!” Dick yelled loudly. I shook my head and looked to the ground. “Here! Here! Over here, Maur!” Kline’s mom struggled to lock on to the face in the crowd calling her name.

  “Goddamn these crowds,” Dick grumbled.

  Cassie let go an ear-piercing whistle that silenced the entire crowd and made them turn to us. Maureen’s eyes found the group along with everyone else’s.

  “I knew there was a reason I liked you, other than your rack,” Dick told Cassie.

  Georgia sighed. “Oh, Dad.”

  Cassie didn’t mind at all. “Thanks, Dick.”

  I pulled her a little closer, and she laughed. Phil tugged on his leash occasionally but mostly just rooted around at everyone’s ankles. Normally, Kline would have reacted, but I guess a horse-sized dog and his asshole feline lover had really desensitized him to animal distractions.

  Bob caught up to Maureen just as she shuffled over to the group.

  “Good job on the one-dollar beers, Maur,” Bob said, lifting his cup in salute.

  “Are you already drinking?” Maureen asked, aghast. “I still have things for you to do.”

  “Relax. I’ll do them. But you can’t get a one-dollar beer anywhere anymore!”

  “I know a place,” I put in, and Kline shook his head. Probably at the image of Bob and me out on the town together.

  Bob wasn’t deterred, pointing to me with pizazz. “You’re on.”

  “Bob, please,” Maureen said. “Can you keep your eyes on the prize?”

  “Uncle Thatch!” I heard the scream just as a little body ran into the backs of my legs. Handing the leash to Cass, I turned and picked up my favorite girl. I had a favorite woman now too.

  “Hey, hey, Princess Mila. Where are your mom and dad?” I asked just as Frankie and Claire came into view. She pointed anyway. The crowd was thick, and they didn’t have the same ability to run through people’s legs.

  “She took off as soon as she saw you,” Claire huffed, out of breath, as they made it to us.

  I smiled and looked at Mila. “You ready to do your slide thing, girlfriend?”

  “I’m not your girlfriend,” she laughed. “Aunt Cassie is!”

  “Who’s this?” Bob interjected.

  “I’m Mila,” she said in answer. “I’m six years old, and those are my parents.” She pointed at Claire and Frankie. “I used to think I was gonna be a school crossemguard, but now I want to take pictures like my Aunt Cassie.”

  “She better wait a few years to take pictures like you,” I whispered into Cassie’s ear, picturing the half-naked men, and she smirked.

  “Welp,” Dick muttered. People had started to go down the slide in the background. “Just saw a nipple.”

  I bugged out my eyes as Mila asked, “What’s a mipple?”

  “A—” Savannah only got out one word before Georgia shrieked in panic. “Mom! No!”

  “I got this,” Claire said as she stepped in and pulled Mila from my arms. Thank fuck.

  Meanwhile, satisfied that her mom wasn’t going to corrupt any more youth, Georgia had gotten a good look at the nipple offender. “Is that fucking Leslie?”

  “Good thing Mila’s gone,” Cassie muttered in an aside. I looked back to see Claire and Frankie taking her for a closeup view of the slide. She dipped her little fingers into the water and pulled them out to see them glow.

  “What’s Leslie doing here?” Georgia went on.

  “I had to invite her,” Kline defended cautiously. “I invited the whole office.”

  His wife scoffed. “Ugh. Why does it have to be Leslie? How is it even possible you haven’t fired her yet?”

  Kline shrugged.

  Her eyes narrowed, and she started quizzing him. “Where’s Meryl?”

  Kline kept his calm like he always did, assuring her in a very diplomatic tone that he was in no way paying favoritism to Leslie of all people. “Meryl said very explicitly that I’d see her here, and I quote, over her dead body.”

  All of our heads swung back and forth with their verbal volley.

  Dean popped up out of nowhere. “Did you guys just see that? The witch is officially wet. I’m hoping her skanky tits will melt.”

  “Maybe you should
n’t go down the slide,” I told Cass. She laughed and fluffed her tits higher with a squeeze of her arms for me. I groaned, bit my lip, and when my dick jerked in my shorts, I forced my eyes to safer locations.

  “Dean,” I greeted.

  “Hey, Mr. Man. Goodness, you are a tall drink of water. You wanna be my slide buddy?”

  “Back off, Dean,” Cassie threatened teasingly.

  “Shoot.” He turned to Kline. “How about you, BDB? You need somebody to grease your Slip’N Slide?”

  “Dean!” Georgia yelled through a laugh. “He’s still your boss.”

  Maureen had already flitted off to deal with something, but that was the last straw for Bob and Dick.

  “I think we better go do that thing, Dick.”

  “Good idea, Bob. You coming, Vanna?”

  “Sure thing,” she muttered as she winked at Dean and spoke to him directly. “We’ll chat more later, sweetcheeks.”

  “Kisses,” Dean agreed in dismissal.

  I smiled and looked around us aimlessly, only to spot someone I knew. “Hey, it’s Clinton.”

  “Clinton?” Dean asked.

  “Thatch’s little brother,” Kline explained with a laugh.

  “There’s a little mini-me version of you?” Dean asked with interest.

  I turned to get Clint’s attention, but I heard Georgia explaining in the background. “Down, boy. It’s the Big Brothers Big Sisters program with the city. Cassie set it up for him.”

  “Clint!” I called loudly to get his attention. He turned on a dime, eyes scanning the crowd. I was easier to find since I towered above almost everyone.

  He waved as if to say, “Oh, hey, Thatch.” I wasn’t really sure if it was out of obligation or excitement. I wasn’t exactly used to being forced on someone by an organization. Forced on people by myself, sure.

  “I’m glad you came out,” I told him as I got to him. “Looks like you’ve already made a trip down.” His skin and big white T-shirt glowed with the fluorescent water, neon green, yellow, and orange tingeing every exposed surface.

  He looked down at himself and laughed. “Yeah.”

  Cassie had set this up as one of her many jokes, but I had to admit I was having a blast. Helping Clint and mentoring him was one of the best things I’d ever done. I didn’t know if I was the best fucking example, but I was trying.

  “How’d that math test go?”

  “All right, I guess.”

  “Just all right?”

  He shrugged.

  “Let me know when you want to get together, and we’ll go over everything again.”

  “You don’t gotta do that,” he said. “You already taught it to me once.”

  “I know I don’t have to,” I replied. “But I want to.”

  His face seemed blank, but I knew he was actively thinking it over.

  “You here with your friends?” I asked.

  “Yep.”

  They stood behind him, watching us with interest. I stuck out my fist for a pound. “Okay, man. I’ll let you get back to it.”

  He nodded and turned to leave, but after a brief pause, turned back. “Thanks, Thatch.”

  I smiled wide enough that I knew my teeth had to be glowing like Ross’s in that “The One with Ross’s Teeth” episode of Friends. “Yeah, man. No problem. See you soon.”

  This time, I turned to go so he wouldn’t have to. Cassie stood watching me while Phil tangled the leash around her legs. She shook her head and winked when I blew her a kiss.

  “Where’s Will? I need more man meat,” Dean pouted as I returned to the group and wrapped an arm around Cass’s shoulder.

  “He’s working,” Georgia said with a frown.

  “Oh!” Cassie said as though she’d just remembered. “What about Winnie? Did anyone invite her?”

  Georgia nodded. “I did. She couldn’t get a sitter.”

  From what Cassie had told me, Winnie seemed like another ballbuster of a woman. I was really looking forward to meeting her.

  Always late to the party, Wes walked up right then. “Who couldn’t get a sitter?”

  “Winnie,” Cassie told him. “You’d really like her, actually. She works with Will.”

  Wes waved it off. “Last thing I need is a woman with a kid.”

  Kline and I cringed in sympathy.

  “That’s fucking awful,” Cassie snapped.

  “Oh no, he didn’t,” Dean whispered dramatically.

  “Seriously. Forget that, then. She deserves better than you,” Cassie scoffed, and Wes just shook his head, looking to the men, but not a single one of us was willing to go down with his ship.

  Sorry, dude.

  I had a woman to think about now.

  One I very much hoped would reward me for my loyalty tonight.

  Her eyes said she would.

  Wild for wild, prank for prank.

  As soon as I found someone to watch my goddamn pig, I was going to take that woman for a ride.

  We looked radioactive as we tumbled through the door to our apartment that night. Cassie was wrapped around me like a glove, and I didn’t have any desire to come up for air.

  I didn’t care if the apartment looked like a goddamn pride parade under a black light.

  Phil barely made it through the opening before I shoved it shut with the weight of Cassie’s perfect body.

  “God,” she moaned as I ate my way down the line of her throat with my teeth.

  “No, baby. Thatch.”

  Her fingers shot out and pinched my nipple ring with a rough tug. Thankfully, the state of my dick was too important to her right now.

  Redistribution of blood flow made the move even more painful. When she licked the seam of my lips, it transitioned straight to pleasure.

  I hiked her higher on the door and put my face directly between her tits. Her hands worked to loosen the waistband of my jersey shorts, pulling them and my boxer briefs free of my fully erect dick in one motion. I shoved it against her as soon as it was free, trapping her hand between us.

  “You wet for me, baby?”

  “I could be wetter,” she challenged, and I growled. Phil snorted relentlessly at my feet until finally climbing into my shorts and underwear at my ankles. Cassie looked down and cackled.

  “This gives a whole new meaning to having an animal in your pants.”

  I laughed as she pushed my shirt up and over my head, leaving me completely naked, save the pig and pants around my ankles.

  She shoved off the door with her palms to get us moving, and I stumbled, nearly going down in a tangle of epic proportions. Squeals pierced my ears from her and Phil.

  I laughed and righted myself before shuffling down the hall with her ass in my hands. She giggled and threw her hands in the air as I licked at her neck.

  When we finally made it to the bed, I dumped her down with a flourish and stood back with my hands on my hips. Her eyes gleamed as they locked on my dick.

  “You’ve got on way more clothes than I do,” I told her. “Way too many clothes.”

  She smirked, sat up, and grabbed the hem of her tank top, pulling it up and over her head. I watched as her tits held until the last second and then bounced down, bare and pebbled and perfect.

  My dick jumped.

  “I could have sworn you were wearing a bra tonight,” I told her, reaching out to tweak one nipple with a finger and a thumb. She pushed her chest closer to me and moaned through a smile.

  “It’s built in to the tank top,” she explained as I closed a nipple in my mouth.

  “What?” I mumbled.

  She laughed. “My bra. It’s built in to the tank top.”

  A drop of precome leaked from the tip of my cock as I pictured my dick between her tits.

  “Thatch!”

  “What?” I said with a laugh. “Bras are blasphemous. Don’t ever mention them in this house again.”

  “You brought it up!”

  Laughing, I pushed up off the bed, sadly away from her tits, and pulled a sque
aling Phil from between my legs. He took off running as soon as he hit the floor, but he was the last priority on my list right now.

  Making quick work of the fabric around my ankles, I shoved it all down and off at the same time as my shoes and socks, and put my knees to the bed on each side of Cassie’s hips.

  “I think you’re forgetting something.” She laughed, gesturing to her still-fastened pants with a jerk of her head. But I shook mine as I climbed to straddle her, skimming my way up her body until my dick lined up with her chest.

  “Don’t worry, honey,” I told her. “I’ll get to those eventually.”

  “Thatch—”

  “Unbutton them, baby. Touch yourself while I fuck your tits for a minute.”

  Her chest heaved, and my pupils dilated. Goddamn.

  “Do whatever you want,” I instructed, the game coming to me in an instant. “Slow and steady or hard and fast, work that clit and pump that pussy however you want until you come.”

  Her eyes flared, and she licked her lips.

  “I’ll fuck your tits until you get there. It’s up to you how long I get.”

  She reached out quickly and pumped my dick twice and hard.

  I looked over my shoulder as she reached between my legs and undid her pants, shoved them and her panties to her thighs and pushed her finger into her pussy to gather moisture.

  When she brought it back out and started working it, I looked back to her.

  Her eyes gleamed as she grabbed my ass and pulled me to her tits. “Come on, baby. I’ll go slow.”

  I licked a path between her tits and straight down to her pussy, where I lapped at the top to tickle her clit.

  She shivered and shoved at my head, breathing heavy with exhaustion.

  “I’m gonna make you touch yourself every fucking time.”

  She laughed and swatted at me.

  “Licking your finger clean after you came on it was the hottest thing I’ve ever fucking done.”

  Her smile curved all the way to her sleepy eyes. “Okay,” she admitted. “That was pretty hot.”

  Climbing back up her body, I pressed a soft kiss to her lips and then fell to my side beside her, settling into my palm with an elbow in my pillow.

  Cassie patted affectionately at my cheek, so I grabbed her wrist, fell to my back, and pulled her over on top of me. Her eyes moved from mine like a river, curving down my jaw to my neck, and then pooling on the tattoo across my chest. “What’s this one for?”