The heaviness I’m feeling around my cock is evolving rapidly. I picture Chloe’s faultless body, and that show she put on last night, the way her tits bounced around wildly as she exuded pure sassiness.
My cock is at full mast now, throbbing under the zipper of my jeans. In a horny daze, I unbutton my fly and nearly throw my jeans and boxer briefs down past my knees as my cock springs out, pointing straight upwards and demanding attention.
Knowing that this won’t last long, I run through a quick montage in my mind of everything that happened at Palace One, trying to remember every detail at once, but settling on Chloe’s astounding body as I grab my cock and instantly, fervently come all over the fucking place.
This girl. Fuck. She’s driving me out of my mind.
Chloe
It never feels right, coming home to an empty apartment.
I can tell the living room is vacant without even turning on the lights. The television screen isn't lit up with Keeping up with the Kardashians or old Bogart films like it usually is when Cassie is home, and there's no faint scent of an uncorked bottle of Moscato lingering in the air.
I slip off my heels and pad through the plush carpet of the living room into the kitchen in the dark.
When I pop the fridge open, the inner light emits the same kind of soft golden glow that you imagine hangs around heaven. It's a total joke, though, because our fridge is kind of a hellscape right now. Chinese takeaway containers, beer and our fancy water pitcher that turns the gross tap water from the kitchen sink into something halfway drinkable.
I pour myself a big, tall glass of it and do my best to avoid the takeaway containers. Who knows how long those things have been in there. Probably, we're growing some kind of fungus-based ecosystem in the chow mein at this point.
Like keeping pet sea monkeys, only way, way grosser. Swerve!
The water is perfectly cold on my tongue. It washes all the swears and insults I've been holding in my mouth from the journey home right down my throat.
I don't consider myself an angry person or anything, but man. Fuck traffic. Sometimes, you get the sense that you're the only one who knows how to drive around here and the rest of the fuckwads on the road learned their vehicular skills from playing Grand Theft Auto or some shit.
Easing all the tension out of my shoulders, I make my way down the hall towards Cassie's room. She's got the cutest little Gucci Dionysus bag that I'm just dying to borrow for this weekend. Since she's not home, you bet your sweet ass I'm tiptoeing in there to see if it matches the jacket I want to pair it with.
But then I hear it.
A little sound.
Something between a mouse’s squeak and a muffled murder mystery scream.
The rational part of me is like, Chill babe. Probably a rational explanation for it. Nooooo need to panic.
But, the rest of me is shrieking insistently, MURDERER! KIDNAPPER! OMG! PANIC!!!! PANIC HARD!!!!!!!
And guess which one of those thoughts my bitch ass gives into?
I sprint to the bathroom and grab the first weapon I can find, then burst into Cassie's room, brandishing the plunger like a sword.
"AAAAAAAH!" Cassie shrieks in terror.
"AAAAAAAH!" I shriek simultaneously.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" shouts Ethan, turning around and clutching the sheets around his fine ass like a virgin teenager who just got walked in on by his mom.
Look, in my defense, Ethan was stabbing Cassie all right. It's just, he was stabbing her with his dick, and from the looks of things, he was stabbing her somewhere that she liked.
"Uh," I say, always a paragon of wit and charm. "I'm just gonna…"
"Yeah, I think you'd better," Cassie giggles.
"I'm sorry!" I say, barely able to keep a straight face. "I'm not used to having to knock on each other's doors!"
"Always a pleasure, Chloe," Ethan says, blushing and giving me a little John Wayne nod.
I sink into my bed in my own room and try not to think about what's almost definitely picking up where it left off across the hall right now. It's not that Ethan isn't attractive or anything. It's just really weird seeing him fucking someone who looks, well, pretty much exactly like me.
Especially when I have a different smoking hot piece of man candy on my mind.
Ugh. But no. I shouldn't text Aaron right now. The last thing I want him to think of me as is needy.
Instead, I flip open my laptop and continue my chat with Ms. Winters. Our previous chatlogs are on the screen, but I'm ready to try a new angle.
Tell me, I type into the input box. What's a classy lady like yourself doing with your free time?
I expect a little bit of a delay, but I can see that she's writing her response immediately.
What free time, cupcake? she writes back.
Ugh. She’s hilariously good. Cupcake! Like Mr. BadBoy is some kind of dessert.
Which, I guess, he's sort of supposed to be. Just like a cupcake, in fact. The kind that you feel a little guilty about after you eat it but, when you think about it, you have to admit that you enjoyed it the entire time.
I lay back on my bed, thinking of something clever to say in response, but then I look at my screen and see she's typing again.
Although, I'll admit that I do love a good creampie, Ms. Winters writes back.
My jaw just about slams into my mattress in surprise, although I could hardly tell you why. That's typical Ms. Winters. Entirely. Says whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants to. Double entendres abound.
And no matter what you say back to her, she's always got a witty little comeback to snap your way without missing a beat.
If I were a lesser man, I'd say you were suggesting something, I type to her.
Darling, you are, and I am.
My heart skips a beat. For a second, it's like I really am Mr. BadBoy. Falling into her sinister little web of seduction. Then she sends a follow-up:
You should know that baking has always been a passion of mine ;)
Sounds like you enjoy your indulgences piping hot, I write back with a giggle.
Naughty! You're being even fresher with me than my cinnamon rolls.
Do those cinnamon rolls come with icing, or should I bring my own?
Mmm. I adooooore icing. I'm sure I could help you whip up a batch.
We could use my special recipe, I suggest, but admittedly, I'm fucking losing it. This is too hilarious and if I keep laughing like this, I'm not going to be able to keep up with Ms. Winters' infamous wit.
Sounds like you're looking to put a bun in my oven, she writes back, and that fucking slays me.
I'm going to have to bring you a different kind of icing if you keep being such a tart, I write back. Remember to miss me.
I'll think about it, Ms. Winters says back. She signs off before I do, cheeky little cunt.
All of this dirty talking has my juices flowing. And not just my creative juices, either. It's sexy, going head to head with Ms. Winters in such a battle of wits!
I can see perfectly the way she works her magic. She reveals little bits and pieces of herself, hiding behind her sexuality the way normal women usually hide their sexuality behind who they really are.
Small talk with Ms. Winters comes with big implications. She's so candid about her cunt and tits that she must leave men popping boners when they imagine something so simple as the color of her eyes.
But falling in love with Ms. Winters isn't exactly on my to-do list for the night. In fact, the only thing that I have planned for the evening is a little dirty talk on my own time.
I reach for my phone and start composing a message to Aaron. Imagine my fucking surprise when, just as I'm about to hit send, my phone buzzes as he messages me first.
How do you feel about cinnamon rolls? the text reads.
I nearly fall off my fucking bed. Nooooo way.
He sends me another message. This time with a picture. He's currently out s
omewhere, half-way through a bite of a cinnamon roll nearly the size of his head.
I get butterflies in my stomach at just the sight of him. Sexting has gotten even hotter because I know what Aaron looks like. And feels like.
Aaron makes me want to lick my damn phone screen and not just because of the massive cinnamon roll in the frame. It's not the only thing in that picture that looks good enough to eat.
Doesn't look like it's gonna fit, I text back with a giggle.
I get that a lot.
Late night craving?
Only for you, he messages back.
Which, obviously, makes me melt.
How's the icing? I ask.
Nice and hot. Want me to save you some?
Loooooove icing, I send back with a giggle. Maybe I'm learning a thing or two from the Ms. Winters School of Seduction after all.
Yeah? Where you want it?
In and around my mouth, baby.
Anytime you want. The special recipe, just for you.
I toss my phone back down on the bed and reach into my nightstand, grabbing my vibrator instead. As I ease it between my legs, I'm not surprised to find that I'm already slick. Sticky, even. Just like a cinnamon roll.
I gently turn the vibrator up to full blast and imagine lying back on a bed of fluffy cinnamon and sugar dough while Aaron's cum shoots all over my face and body.
When I lick it up, it's sweetly delicious. Melts in my mouth like cream cheese frosting with just a hint of cinnamon.
I orgasm thinking about it, grinding the vibrator against plenty of cream of my own.
Aaron
I rock up to Chloe's apartment with a box full of cinnamon rolls in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other.
Yeah, I know roses are customary. In a pinch, daises will do. But this girl is a writer, and if I know anything about writers, it's this: they'll forget to water their fucking flowers faster than you can say Dostoyevsky, but they'll never forget to water themselves with a good bottle of wine.
I made sure to set this date after our last little sexting session. Not because I just couldn't help myself or anything, but because dammit, Chloe is a clever little minx. I'm always left wondering if she'll be as quick in person as she is behind the screen of her cellphone, and she never seems to disappoint.
I can hear the bell ring through the door; it’s a pretty little chime that kind of reminds me of Chloe's giggle. Clear as a bell, even when she's trying to muffle it by holding her hand over her mouth.
The door swings open, and for a second, I'm taken aback.
At first glance, this is Chloe—same hair, same bone structure, same height, same eyes.
But something feels off to me too. And not just because this girl looks like she's preparing to measure me for a coffin.
"You're…not Chloe," I say, laughing a little and narrowing my eyes.
"Damn right. Here, let me take those off your hands." Not-Chloe takes the liberty of relieving me of the box of cinnamon rolls and the bottle of wine. I surrender them, a little dumbfounded. "And stop looking at me like I just stole your wallet."
Aw, fuck. Right. Riiiight. I forgot that Chloe had a twin sister. I was so wrapped up in her that night at the club that I barely glanced at her sister.
"There." Not-Chloe laughs. "You figured it out. I'm Cassie, remember? Come on in."
I follow Not-Chloe—Cassie—into a spacious living room. Looks more cozy than high-fashion, which is surprisingly comforting. It's the kind of living room you can sit down in and not worry about what furniture you're ruining with your presence.
Makes me consider hiring a redecorator.
"Oooh!" Cassie coos from the kitchen. "Cinnies! Yum!"
"Those are for—" I say, but it's way too late for that.
Cassie beams at me from the kitchen with icing all over her face, somehow having managed to fit half of the biggest cinnamon rolls in the city all the way into her mouth all at once.
"Pfank youb!" she calls out, and all I can do is laugh and shake my head.
In front of the television in the living room, a guy who looks like he walked straight off the pages of a GQ is sitting. He looks like every other billionaire his age that I've met—effortlessly well-groomed, with a smile like a rogue congressional candidate, and understated but expensive clothes.
I sit down across from him, and his eyes slide over to me. He gives me a little nod, and I give him one back.
"So," the billionaire asks me. "Whose ass is bigger?"
"Ah…" I begin, even though I'm not sure what to say next. If this guy means between Chloe and Cassie, after all, I wouldn't touch that with a hazmat suit on.
"If he says Khloé's, murder him!" Cassie calls out through the kitchen.
"Kardashians," the dude on the couch explains, pointing to the television where a tiny brunette is currently mistaking a teacup pig for a chicken. "Cassie thinks Kim's ass is the biggest, but personally, I don't think implants should count."
"Wouldn't that eliminate the entire family?" I joke.
"Exactly!" Cassie exclaims. She runs across the living room on her tiptoes and tumbles into the billionaire's lap, shoving the other half of her cinnamon roll into his face. "Aaron, meet Ethan. He's wrong constantly."
"Enjoying the wine?" I ask, nodding to the bottle that Cassie has taken the liberty of uncorking.
She holds it up like a trophy.
"It's no boxed Moscato," Cassie admits. "But I'll live."
"Shit, man," Ethan says through the last mouthfuls of cinnamon roll. "That's a nice vintage. It's almost like it deserves to be in a glass."
He tickles Cassie's sides as she responds by drinking it directly from the bottle in huge gulps.
Normally, this would kind of disgust me. Happy couples doing happy couple shit, right? But there's something oddly sweet about these two, like they know each other so well, they've earned the right to be disgustingly cute.
"What do you do for a living, Aaron?" Ethan asks. "Must be some kind of big shot, if you're letting my girlfriend binge drink your four-hundred-dollar wine like a college freshman at her first rager."
"I'm in business," I say. As to what that business is, I leave it vague. Generally for the best, really.
Thebadboys.net is always going to have a hell of a reputation. Cassie and Ethan seem cool, but I'm not exactly keen on sitting in front of The Kardashians and answering questions all night.
"You're a porn star, aren't you?" Cassie jokes, narrowing her eyes in mock accusation. "That's why Chloe won't shut the fuck up about you."
"You got me. It's a rough life having sex with beautiful women on camera for money, but somebody's gotta do it."
"You're doing porn now?!" Chloe's voice echoes down the hall, so I hear her before I see her.
But when I see her, good god, even a guy like me has to do a double take. And even then, doesn't quite seem like it could possibly be real.
She’s in a cute little suede skirt, kitten heels, and a black off-the-shoulder top that hugs her tits like they've been vacuum-sealed into it.
"Yeah." Cassie giggles, breaking the silence. "Aaron here just won't shut up about his huge porn star dick. He talks about it almost as much as you—"
"Aaaand that's enough wine for you," Chloe announces, recapturing the bottle from Cassie's hand. "Did you give her this?" she asks me with a sly little grin.
"More like she took it from me by force," I admit.
"Yeah, you've gotta watch out for that." Chloe's smile lights up the entire room, and without even thinking about it, I find myself smiling back. "So where are we headed?"
"Double date!" Cassie announces. "Double date. It'll be, like, too fun."
"Tacky!" Chloe laughs. "Don't act like your trashy ass isn't already glued to whatever drama Kim and Kourtney are getting into."
"Ugh," Cassie groans. "No, it's Scott right now. Suuuuuch a dick. Totally the biggest ass."
"Where are we really going?" Chloe asks, sliding up against me.
I slip my arm around her waist and draw her away from the television, bottle of wine in hand.
"I brought cinnamon rolls too, you know," I mention, teasing out our destination for a little longer.
"Unf. And I will totally destroy those when I get back, don't you worry. But right now, spill! I wanna know where we're headed."
I shrug nonchalantly."Well…you like books, right, Chloe?"
Chloe licks her lips. They're glossy and fire-engine red. And yeah, it's impossible not to imagine them being wrapped around my cock, but when it comes to Chloe, what else is new?
"I figured a nerd like you might like taking a little trip to the library," I tease.
Chloe laughs at that. She's so fucking cute when she laughs too. She doubles over, shoulders shaking, with one hand over her mouth and the other over the bottle of wine.
"God, sorry," she says, still giggling. "Either Cassie got me proximity drunk or—"
"I'm just that intoxicating?"
"Something like that." She grins, the biggest cheesiest grin I've ever seen. Some girls give off that vibe that they're afraid to smile, but Chloe shoves her happiness right in your face without a hint of hesitation or regret. "Library sounds like a blast, nerd."
"Yeah, on second thought, I'm rescinding my offer for a double date with you guys," Cassie calls out from the living room. "You boring dorks have fun!"
"We'll schedule one soon," I promise them. "You know, the planetarium is just beautiful this time of year."
"Oooh," Chloe adds. "Or we could always check out the science and history museum?"
"I've got it. Couple's physics lessons."
"We could tour a nuclear power plant!"
"Oh my God," Cassie groans from the couch. "Go fuck in the sci-fi section already and let me lose my brain cells to reality television in peace!"
I shrug, offering Chloe my arm. She takes it, doubling over again as she does. It's like she can't stop laughing, which is, interestingly enough, the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my goddamn life.
"And leave the wine!" Cassie yells after us as we slip out the door.
Like a good sister, Chloe carefully sets it down on an end table as she slips past me. I smack her ass and she squeals, running and giggling all the way to my car.
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