by Rob Elliott
Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Iceberg-ers.
Q: How can you tell if a moose has been in your freezer?
A: By the moose tracks.
Q: What did one cat say to the other cat?
A: “Can you hear me meow?”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Quit lion around and answer the door already!
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I think I’m a moth.
Doctor: I don’t think you should be seeing me. I think you need a psychiatrist!
Patient: I know, but I was on my way there and I saw you had your light on.
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a chicken.
Doctor: How long have you been feeling this way?
Patient: Ever since I was a little egg.
Other Books by Rob Elliott
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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
88 Great Daddy-Daughter Dates (as Rob Teigen, with Joanna Teigen)
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