by Pearl Love
To my family, who have always encouraged me
to scribble away.
The Uncertain Customer
DEVON WILCOX, the fifth son of Right Honorable Viscount Wilcox, sat in his club on Pall Mall surrounded by fellow alumni wearing demeanors of varying arrogance. The exotic smoke of expensive tobacco filled the air, hidden by the tasteful dimness of the sitting room. The other members were ignoring him, likely discouraged by the dark furrow between his brows and the grim light in his blue eyes. Relishing his current solitude, Wilcox slouched in the overstuffed chair, the slick leather upholstery abetting his elegant sprawl.
Rich men going about their rich lives—duty, honor, and above all, privilege—with unquestioning conformity being the only true cost. For all that he was counted among their number, he hated them. But not as much as he currently hated himself.
He was grateful for the stingy illumination as he stared at the half-empty glass of whisky held loosely in his hand. The drink was his fourth, the amber liquid providing him with little clarity as he pondered the strange vagaries of fate. As the son of a member of the peerage, his was a life of ease and leisure, with every benefit attendant upon a man of his wealth and position in society. And yet, he was profoundly unhappy. He, who had been promised everything he could ever want since birth, was destined never to have the one thing he truly desired. At least, not without a great deal of risk.
Introspection proved to be thirsty work, and Wilcox winced at the slow burn as he threw back the last of the excellent GlenDronach. He groaned in pain when the glass bumped against his swollen lower lip.
“Good God, man. You look awful.”
Wilcox took a moment to glance down at the scuffed material of his jacket, noticing yet another missing button along the front placket. The fine wool at the collar scratched against the back of his neck when he at last deigned to tilt his head just enough to bring the visage of his sometime best friend, Sir Wallace Church, into view. Per the usual, his blond friend regarded him with semimocking concern, the true nature of his intentions hidden beneath a joker’s mask. Church had earned his knighthood—along with a select group of businessmen whom Her Majesty considered particularly responsible for helping save the country from financial ruin after the collapse of Overend, Gurney three years before. The son of a prosperous spice trader, Sir Wallace was rich as Croesus—“new money” Wilcox’s father had disdainfully accused—and was an irredeemable scoundrel. The viscount’s vehement disapproval of his son’s association with the irreverent heir had only made Wilcox all the more determined to befriend him during their shared tenure at Oxford. But right at that precise moment, Church and his knowing smirk were the last things Wilcox wanted to see.
“Not now, Church.”
Ignoring him as usual, Church swooped down into the empty chair across from him, arranging the tail of his bottle green jacket with a practiced flick of his wrist. Church took his fashion very seriously indeed and never allowed even a wrinkle to interfere with his sartorial perfection. The seat had been kept open for him, as it was well-known among the other members that Sir Wallace was the only person Wilcox welcomed when he was deep in his cups. Church’s emerald gaze danced with mischief as he studied Wilcox carefully, the light from the inset candelabras spinning his hair into ostentatious gold. Wilcox fixed him with an irritated glare in a show of pointless resistance.
“It looks like you’ve gone at least three rounds with a gorilla, my friend. Come now, tell old Wally what happened.”
Neither the characterization nor the guess was all that far off. Shifting uneasily in his seat, Wilcox turned his attention back to his now-empty glass while he catalogued the various aches that had prompted him to seek out copious amounts of the expensive distilled painkiller. The twinge from at least two bruised ribs thwarted his attempt at a deep sigh, prompting Wilcox to, once again, curse his own foolishness. The lingering soreness in his shoulder made itself known as he tried in vain to find a more comfortable position for his long frame. He should have given in once he’d realized he was outnumbered four-on-one, but stubborn pride had made him struggle against the bearlike strength of the man who’d held him captive. The villain’s compatriots had been brutally insistent in their request for his valuables, and Wilcox’s foulmouthed refusal had displeased them greatly.
Wilcox’s jaw—a victim of a well-placed fist—creaked and popped as he moved it gingerly from one side to the other, the mottled skin of his bruised cheeks grating irritatingly over the aching muscle. Though he’d managed to return some of his assailants’ rough treatment, it had been far from an even match. An excruciating throbbing made him want to cut off his own head, reminding him of the final blow that had left him dazed and relieved of his immediate possessions. He pressed a finger to his temple, hissing as a scraped knuckle brushed over a neat cut running right below his hairline. His nose, as luck would have it, was undamaged. A small blessing, he supposed, as bleeding all over his fine wool waistcoat would have been the final insult.
Glancing around with bleary eyes, Wilcox made sure no one was in their immediate vicinity. The club was nearly deserted, save for himself, Church, a couple of dandies engaged in an intimate chat over glasses of port, and three gentlemen playing cards. The hour was closing in on midnight, and the adventurous members of the London ton had found better places to be. Nevertheless, Wilcox sat forward to ensure he wasn’t overheard. “I was attacked,” he began.
“Good Lord!” Church half stood from his seat as though ready to bodily protect Wilcox from harm, his shout drawing the notice of everyone in the room.
“Would you please sit down?” Wilcox hissed, jamming his fingers through his hair in aggravation. “And lower your voice, for God’s sake.” Seeing that a spectacle was not forthcoming, the other members quickly lost interest. Relieved, Wilcox waited until Church complied with his request before elaborating. “I was assaulted, as you can see. It was down at the West India Docks,” he added under his breath, knowing the revelation would give away the game.
“West India, you say?” Church was well aware of the infamous reputation held by those particular docks. He stared fixedly at Wilcox for a long moment before raking over him with a critically assessing gaze. “Are you all right?”
“I gave as good as I got.” Wilcox shrugged, bristling at the disbelieving eyebrow Church raised in response. The assertion wasn’t completely ridiculous. The last adjective that could be used to describe Wilcox was “fragile.” His sturdy frame still carried the hard-won muscle honed by years of indulging his love for rugby at university.
Church sighed dramatically as he sprawled back in the chair, the burgundy upholstery handsomely complementing the hue of his suit. “Ah, I see,” he said cryptically, his tone full of mock commiseration. The amused twitching of his lips was visible only because Wilcox had spent hours studying every nuance of his friend’s features. “And in this beastly weather? You must have been truly desperate.” Church chuckled, eyeing Wilcox slyly. “So, what happened, exactly? Besides the obvious, of course.”
Wilcox’s hand tensed with the irrational urge to slap away the infuriating smirk, but he refrained, knowing Church’s concern would not have been feigned had Wilcox been truly injured. By “the obvious,” he knew Church didn’t mean the plain fact that he’d been soundly thrashed. His friend was, of course, referring to the reason a man of Wilcox’s stature had dared haunt such an unseemly locale in the dark, frigid hours of a midwinter night. Pressing a weary hand to his forehead, Wilcox shielded his eyes with his palm as his mind reluctantly dredged up his recent folly. It hadn’t been the first time he’d gone to the docks seeking an assignation with a sailor willing to offer his arse in return for a handsome reward. The West India Docks were well-kno
wn among those who sought that specific brand of diversion, and he’d never before failed to turn up a willing partner. That night, however, the young man he’d thought to engage had been more interested in stealing his purse than earning his pay the old-fashioned way.
“The tar had several friends who had either been waiting for one such as myself to wander imprudently into their trap or—”
“Or more likely,” Church interrupted, “they knew an easy mark when they saw one.”
Wilcox waved his free hand dismissively, refusing to dignify the astute observation with a response. “Long story short, I was assaulted and mugged.”
“Did they leave you with anything? How are you planning to pay for all of this excellent whisky?” Church asked, glancing pointedly at the five abandoned fellows of the glass Wilcox had just emptied.
Wilcox grunted. “They’ll bill my father’s account, as always. And, yes, I still have this, at least.” Reaching into his shoe, he pulled out two shillings. He’d been in the habit of carrying the bit of hideaway since he had gotten lost in Trafalgar Square as a boy and hadn’t had the money to hire a hansom cab to take him home.
Church nodded solemnly. “Very good, then. In that case, you can pay for the ride to my apartments, and I can share a tale with you that you may find interesting.”
“I’m hardly in the mood for fairy tales.”
Church smirked. “Oh, this story is hardly for children, my dear boy.”
CHURCH MAINTAINED a dwelling near Regent’s Park. The house was small by ton standards, the four levels containing only five bedrooms, two bathing rooms, a dining room, a parlor, a library, and three rooms for servants. But it was well-appointed and perfectly suitable for a wealthy bachelor about town. Church’s father kept a stately mansion in Kent, a respectable but convenient distance from the port in Ramsgate, where he executed the majority of his business. Although Church was sometimes obliged to spend time at his family’s estate, his rooms in London were better accommodating of his more dissolute pursuits.
The moonlight illuminated the townhouse’s white façade with an eerie glow, its haunting aspect enhanced by the skeletal limbs of the bare trees that lined the block. The hansom driver pulled up to the front entrance, his expression indifferent as he waited for them to stumble out onto the street. Wilcox stamped his feet against the cold, and instantly felt slightly woozy from the abrupt movement. He somewhat regretted that fifth glass of Scotch, even as he anticipated making inroads into Church’s well-stocked bar. If nothing else, his indulgence was helping to ward off the frightful chill so typical of a late English January. Church, who was far less inebriated, had already reached the front door, his long strides no doubt motivated in part by the unforgiving temperature. Wilcox took a deep breath to right himself and instantly wished he hadn’t as he got an undisguised whiff of the city’s unique perfume.
“Please don’t get sick in front of my home. There’s a good lad.”
“Shut up,” Wilcox answered, striving mightily to avoid that very thing.
Church disappeared inside his home, leaving Wilcox to follow at his leisure. Wilcox made it to the top step and was congratulating himself for not falling down them again—it wouldn’t have been the first time—when he was greeted by the dour visage of Church’s housekeeper, Mrs. Good. A misnomer if there ever was one, he thought uncharitably. He summoned up a smile for the sour-faced woman and wondered what she would do if he voided his stomach all over the starched white front of her apron.
“Mrs. Good. How lovely to see you again.”
“You, as well, my lord.” She sniffed. “The master said to tell you he’ll await you in the library.”
With that, the portly housekeeper disappeared, leaving him to find his own way. Drunk though he was, Wilcox knew the layout of the place as well as he did his own apartments. He had been a guest at many, if not all, of the wilder parties his friend had thrown in the ten years since they’d left the hallowed halls of their beloved alma mater, and he was known to spend many of his more leisurely hours there as well. Though he could be a cheeky bugger, Church could always be counted on for amusement whenever Wilcox found himself bored with his own company. When he found his way to the dark-paneled room lined with an impressive assemblage of books that his friend had mostly collected himself, Church was, indeed, waiting for him. Snifters of cognac already in hand, Church offered him a glass before pointing him toward a comfortable chair.
“I thought you could use a change of pace,” Church said briskly. “Whisky should never be abused, as my father always says.”
Wilcox fell gracelessly into the proffered seat. “And I agree with him.” He took a sip and sighed as the warm, amber liquid bloomed in his mouth before easing down his throat. Wilcox’s appreciative groan was completely unconscious, drawing a laugh from Church.
“Nice, isn’t it?” Church paused to sample from his own glass. “I purchased it at Harrods, if you can believe it.”
Raising an eyebrow in moderate interest, Wilcox settled in to drink, more interested in the alcohol itself than in its origins. “So,” he said after Church had finally taken a seat on the adjacent chaise longue. “You said you had a story for me.”
“Ah, indeed. And it’s one to which you should pay close attention if you’re tired of risking life and limb on the docks for a simple dalliance.”
Sleepy though he was from his overindulgence, the implication made Wilcox bristle. “And how else do you suggest I go about it? Proposition the son of a peer at court?” He snorted and slumped further down into his chair. “I haven’t the slightest interest in spending time in Newgate simply because I desire to scratch an itch.”
“So, you’ll just continue to make do with the occasional sailor or young man from the stews willing to suckle your cock for a spare farthing?” Church shook his head, ignoring the dark glare he received at the crude description. “That, my dear friend, is the way to a knife in the gut and an early grave.”
“You have a better way, I take it?”
Wilcox felt no hesitation in asking such a delicate question. He remembered vividly the drunken night in the junior common room of Trinity College when Church had confessed to sharing his proclivities. He’d never had reason to doubt his friend’s sincerity, but as he was well aware, Church wasn’t exclusive with his preferences with regard to gender. Wilcox had witnessed firsthand as his friend debauched the highest and lowest the demimonde had to offer. Not a week ago, he’d had a first row seat to precisely such a scene. He’d watched uncomfortably as Church, his pants around his ankles, stuffed his cock into some nameless strumpet in a dimly lit upper room at the Great Northern in King’s Cross. He’d been woefully unable to keep his gaze from fixing intently on Church’s arse, the flexing and bunching of muscles shifting beneath the pale flesh leaving him aching for his own release. As for the woman, even Wilcox had to acknowledge her beauty, but she’d left him completely unmoved. Unmoved and angry with himself that he was unable to respond to the sight of her painted lips, flushed cheeks, and the dusky rose of her exposed nether regions. Of the vanishingly few close friends who knew of his affliction, only Church had never asked him to try and explain why he felt no desire for female companionship. That was merely one of the reasons he felt such reluctant affection for the otherwise maddening fellow.
“Of course, I do,” Church replied, briskly waving away the notion that he didn’t have an answer for every little thing that plagued Wilcox’s life. Reaching into his waistcoat, he pulled out a small card. “I have been carrying this around on the off chance that you tired of trying to get yourself killed.” He flicked the card toward Wilcox. “You see, I met the most interesting gentleman at this delightfully tawdry pub near Covent Garden a few weeks ago.”
Resisting the urge to ask why Church had such an incomprehensible compulsion to talk to strangers in seedy pubs, Wilcox squinted at the card. It was muted in color, and the embossed letters were difficult to see since Mrs. Good had neglected to light any of the candles r
esting in the sconces along the walls in favor of the fire burning merrily in the hearth. Bracing his legs beneath him, Wilcox pushed himself up from his chair and weaved a path over to the fireplace so he could better read the tiny print.
“The Garden.” Wiping away the dampness that beaded his upper lip from the heat, Wilcox tossed an annoyed glare toward Church, who grinned at him in recumbent splendor. “As though I have any interest in horticulture.”
“Tut-tut!” Church interjected, holding up a hand to stop Wilcox before he could incinerate the rectangular piece of cardstock. “This is not merely some run-of-the-mill hothouse.” He leaned forward and lowered his voice conspiratorially, even though they were completely alone. “I heard through a certain like-minded grapevine that the flowers there are particularly choice.”
Wilcox breathed an exasperated sigh, his capacity for riddles erased by the senseless amount of alcohol he had consumed that evening. “Enough with your bloody theatrics, man. Speak plainly, or I’m going to sleep.” He flopped back into his abandoned seat, card still in hand, and partially closed his eyes to make good on his threat.
“You have no sense of drama.” Church made a moue of distaste. “Very well, then. The Garden, as it’s called, is a brothel stabled entirely of beautiful young men. There, is that direct enough for you?”
That got his attention, and no mistake. Wilcox straightened and stared across at his grinning friend. “You’re serious.”
“Of course.” Church tilted his head curiously. “Have you never considered that flesh peddlers have just as much interest in catering to the interests of the few as to those of the many?” Graceful fingers pushed away a blond lock that had fallen into his face. “Those in the business of making money will find a way to do so, whatever the risk. Demand and supply, my good fellow. It is the law which rules us all.”
“But, how do they remain unnoticed by the authorities? I mean, surely they can’t be operating out in the open.”