Do you still have kids coming on the show? Kids which are curiously oblivious to the fact that their neighbourhood in lower Manhattan seems to have been invaded by gigantic sock monsters? Personally I have always felt you should do an episode where the NYPD mistake Bert and Ernie for members of Al-Qaeda and shoot to kill.
Anyway I would happily dress as a child and come on the show to read the book out if you think this would help.
Thanks.
Trevor Mcinsley.
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Sixteen Alligators and a Trebuchet
Trevor Mcinsley: Fastest Gun in the West
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Trevor Mcinsley: Still the Fastest Gun in the West
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