Winter Kills
Richard Condon
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Winter Kills
Copyright © 1974, 2013 by Richard Condon
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ISBN e-Pub edition: 9780795335105
For
JOYCE ENGELSON,
The Smartest Girl in Town
Minutes trudge,
Hours run,
Years fly,
Decades stun.
Spring seduces,
Summer thrills,
Autumn sates,
Winter kills.
—The Keeners’ Manual
Contents
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, 1974—SOUTH CHINA SEA
11:10 P.M., SAME NIGHT—BRUNEI
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1959—DALLAS
12:34 A.M., MONDAY, JANUARY 28, 1974—BRUNEI
9:20 A.M., MONDAY, JANUARY 28 1974—SINGAPORE
10:05 A.M., MONDAY, JANUARY 28, 1974—ENROUTE TO GERMANY
TUESDAY MORNING, JANUARY 29, 1974—LONDON
JANUARY 29 AND 30, 1974—PHILADELPHIA
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, JANUARY 30, 1974—PALM SPRINGS
MONDAY, JANUARY 1, 1900—SAN FRANCISCO
THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1974—PALM SPRINGS
THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1974—NEW YORK
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1974—TULSA
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1974—MUSKOGEE ROAD
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1974—PHILADELPHIA
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1959—PHILADELPHIA
FEBRUARY 17, 1960—AMALAUK, NEW JERSEY
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1974—PHILADELPHIA
SATURDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 2, 1974—NEW YORK
SATURDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 2, 1974—NEW YORK
SUNDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 3, 1974—NEW YORK
SUNDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 3, 1974—NEW YORK
SUNDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 3, 1974—CLEVELAND
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1959—TUCSON
JANUARY 8, 1960—ARIZONA AND PHILADELPHIA
SUNDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 3, 1974—CLEVELAND
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1974—NEW YORK
TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, 1974—BRUNEI
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1974—NEW YORK
DECEMBER 5, 1959—DETROIT
MONDAY NIGHT, FEBRUARY 4, 1974—APOSTLE ISLANDS
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1955—HAVANA
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1974—NEW YORK
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1974—MUSKOGEE AND L.A.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1974—NEW YORK
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1960—PHILADELPHIA
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1974—NEW YORK
SUNDAY, AUGUST 7, 1955—WASHINGTON
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1974—NEW YORK
THURSDAY AFTERNOON FEBRUARY 7, 1974—APOSTLES
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1959—ROCKRIMMON
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, 1974—PALM SPRINGS
THURSDAY AFTERNOON, FEBRUARY 7, 1974—NEW YORK
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, 1974—SOUTH CHINA SEA
Nick Thirkield once told Keifetz that being in the same family with his father and his brother Tim was like living in the back leg of an all-glass piano. It was uncomfortable, it was noisy, and everyone could watch whatever he did; not that he could do much. Nick looked grim when he said it, but he could look grim when he said Merry Christmas, because he had strong, family-based reasons against showing his teeth when he smiled.
Nick got out of the glass leg of the family piano when he went into the oil business in Asia. Sixteen years later (on the day Keifetz called) he was doing another “favor” for Pa by sweating out the job of drilling superintendent on the shakedown cruise of Pa’s drilling ship Teekay 60. “There is two hundred million bucks sunk in that ship, kiddo,” Pa said on the phone from Palm Springs. “Don’t get any scratches on it.”
Nick had been twenty-eight days checking out the equipment on the ship at the Mitsui yards at Tamano in Japan. For a week he was afraid he just wasn’t going to catch on. He was really stuck and he knew it. And Pa had the kind of brass to give him a set of cuff links for neglecting his own business to take on the hideously responsible job of checking out the first satellite-controlled, deep-water oil-drilling ship ever built and never floated in all history before.
The Marine captain took charge only when the ship was in transit. Once Nick told him where to park it, Nick was handed the command. Wherever they were became just another drilling site. His head almost came to a point. When Keifetz called, Nick was finishing deep-water tests in the South China Sea, about a hundred and two miles north of Borneo. They had been testing the ship in open ocean for seventy-four days, with Nick averaging fifteen hours every day, because everything had to come out right for Pa, because that was the way Pa felt about things. There were times when he wished he had gone into vaudeville or had just let Yvette Malone rub coconut oil onto his back on some Caribbean island. The Teekay was to oil rigs what the Apollo moon wagons were to piston-engine airplanes. The Teekay’s working position in heavy seas, which could be a mile and a half deep over the precise point where they would drill for oil, was fixed by signals from Pa’s own navigation satellite in orbit around the earth.
When the ship’s position for drilling had been fixed, all four hundred and forty feet of it slammed about by one-hundred-and-ten-foot-high waves, it had to hold that place for a month or more, without anchors, under automatic control of computers, while an oil well was drilled in the seabed six thousand feet below to a depth of twenty thousand feet. For every thrust of wind or shove of wave, eleven thruster propellers and six hydrophones were lowered through the hull in retractable turrets spread along the length of the ship’s bottom, fixed at right angles to the hull, providing the required counterthrust, moving the ship sideways or swinging it on its axis.
When the ship was holding, Pa’s satellite rechecked the ship’s position over the oil stored under tremendous pressure six miles beneath it—more than four hundred miles beneath the satellite. When Nick was ready to drill, part of the ship’s bottom slid away, and a thirty-five-foot, ninety-ton blowout-preventer stack went down through the hull, through the moonpool at the middle of the ship.
The whole ship revolved around the framework of this ninety-ton stack, so that the drill could always remain stationary whichever way the sea was running. The drill string was run down the middle of the stack to make the strike. In time an oil field would be pumping out of the seabed at a mile and a half under the ocean. Every wellhead would be piped. All the oil from every well would be run to four-hundred-and-fifty-foot-tall vertical floating spars that could hold three hundred thousand gallons of oil each and feed it into Pa’s tankers while they were anchored to the spars hundreds of miles out at sea. People back home would still be able to drive to the movies in the old eight-thousand-dollar family jalopy, and sometimes get killed driving home by having to breathe the air so many cars had polluted, because Teekay was going to make a continuing supply of gasoline possible—at about triple the cost per gallon, if Pa had anything to say about it.
When Keifetz called from Brunei, two of the thrusters weren’t responding, so the ship wasn’t steady enough over the well. That was no good, and Nick was chewing out two computer mechanics.
Nick had two oil rigs working off Brunei. He leased the rigs from Pa. One of Pa’s companies had ninety-three semisubmersible rigs out on long-term lease. Pa ran a fleet of seventy-one tankers called the H
atch Farm fleet. Now he had Teekay 60, but he insisted he wasn’t in the oil business. “I got myself some exposure in there, certainly,” Pa said to Nick. “Oil is money. But there’s gunna be a switchover one of these days and I’m not getting stuck with a lotta iron.”
The Teekay was one hundred and three miles north of Brunei when the Keifetz call came in.
“Listen, Nicholas,” Keifetz said, “my crane-hoist operator on the Number Two rig just fell off the ladder.”
“What the hell can I do about that?” Nick asked. “I have problems out here, fahcrissake.”
“He’s dying in the DeJongg Hospital.”
“What am I—the chaplain?”
“He wanted to talk to me, so I went in. It’s wild. Listen, Nicholas, he says he was the second rifleman when they killed your brother. He wants to tell you about it.”
“Tell him to go to a health farm with a telephone and to call Horse Pickering,” Nick said. “I’m going to get a call from Pa any minute now, and the electronic abacus he installed on this ship is acting like a half-wit.”
“The chopper from the Teekay is here now picking up pipe valves,” Keifetz said. “I’ll get it right back there to bring you in.”
“What the hell is the matter with you? I’m sorry about your crane operator, but he doesn’t have half the troubles I have. His father is probably dead.”
Keifetz said, “Nicholas, you don’t think I’d get you into a flap over nothing, do you? I mean, talking loose about your brother has made about sixteen people dead.”
“I’m running very important tests out here!” Nick yelled into the telephone.
“Baby, you can be back there in about three hours. How long can this guy talk? He’s dying.”
“Fuck him,” Nick said.
“Listen, Nicholas, the people have a right to know. They’re the ones who took the big screwing when it happened. I’m sending the chopper back. I think you should come in here. Make up your own mind.” Keifetz hung up.
Nick knew he would have to do what the vast television audience expected of him. If your brother was President of the United States and he was assassinated, the viewers like to think you will avenge him. Or at least take an interest.
***
Nick Thirkield was a man of moderation in food, drink, and friends. He worked, as much as possible, at hard manual labor that kept him out in the sun. His brown, violet and white eyes lay like Easter eggs in a basket of squint lines. His body was as dark as a cinnamon stick. He was a blocky, strong-looking man, neither tall nor short. He had blond hair, and he wished he had the nerve to dye it any dark color. People could spot him too easily—people like Pa—unless he wore a hat. All his physical characteristics separated him still further from Pa and Tim. They were both very tall, red-haired men who walked as though they were trying to hold a bowling ball between their thighs. Pa was covered with freckles, a disgusting thing, and he had the diction of a street urchin. Nick’s cinnamon tan made his teeth look neon white. They were exceptionally good teeth, but few people (his dentist, Yvette Malone and certain members of the Glee Club at Cornell) knew about that, because he refused to show them when he smiled. When he did smile he conveyed rue. He was ruing Pa’s marble teeth, which looked as if they could have been ripped out of a merry-go-round horse. Pa flashed the teeth on and off as if they were traffic lights, increasing the pace when he was cheating someone, which was most of the time.
Tim had been all teeth and hair. Take away everything on Tim’s face except those finger-length incisors and that half kilo of hair and everybody from Pennsylvania Avenue to the high Himalayas would still recognize him. A buffet dinner for fourteen could be served on Tim’s dinner-plate front teeth, but Tim’s inner life rarely had any relationship to his toothy smile. He was a politician-grinner. Nick told him, “I don’t know how you and Pa can grin so much. You’re both supposed to have a lot on your minds. I mean, they keep saying you’re the most powerful man on earth. How can you grin all the time—maybe even when you’re asleep—knowing that?” Tim answered frankly for once. He said, “Toothy smiles are an announcement. They proclaim: ‘Observe my genuine equine boyishness, the charm you jes’ have to trust.’”
“My mother met Hermann Goering once. She said he was the most charming man she had ever met,” Nick said. “Most people who trusted that charm got their arms broken.”
“That’s what people’s arms are for,” Tim kidded. But was he kidding?
Tim had to be cynical, hard and shifty because he was a real politician. He had had a minimal education and he had never worked for a living; he had worked at getting elected. Nobody was better at that than Tim—unless it was Pa for Tim.
***
Nick worked for his own oil company, Jemnito International, of which Pa owned 18 percent of the profits. Pa had fought for 50 percent of the profits, but Nick had dug in, and they had fought it out face-to-face and by telephone for one entire winter, Nick cutting him down and down and down. Nick had finally had to sign away an equal percentage of what Pa said he would inherit in Pa’s will (which was nothing but blackmail, Nick told him), but Nick didn’t want a dime of Pa’s money anyway (it would be like being a receiver of stolen goods, he said).
“You are a real cold-ass kid,” Pa told him admiringly.
“And you are a real crooked, greedy negotiator,” Nick said.
“What the hell is this? That’s how it’s done. You wanna win, you play to win. Start handing out breaks to the other guy and it only means you wanna lose. You don’t give away millions, like you just did, to make thousands, for what you think—for about five minutes—is some fucking principle. You must be some kind of a nut or a Jesus-freak.”
“Just figure it that I’m against free rides,” Nick said. “For me and anybody else.”
“You gotta take care of yourself, Nick. Nobody else will. Look at me. I don’t know how I made it this far all in one piece. Shit, you’d think I have the best security in the world, but I’m telling you if I started to look around me at the people closest to me, I wouldn’t sleep nights. Take Nolan, an army General, my roommate at Notre Dame. I made that son-of-a-bitch, just because he happened to get assigned to room with me in a jerkwater Midwestern college. But let anybody come to him from Texas with a hard-luck story and he’d cut off my balls to help him out. All right. Take Cerutti. Cerutti is not only the best research-and-development mind in the world outside of two Japs and a Swede who can’t speak English, he is a full professor I bought right out of Yale, the big time. All right. He’s sick. He can’t stand people around him. So I made it possible that he didn’t have to earn a living like every other rope-puller in the world. Sure, he’s a very smart, imaginative man with the best analytic mind except three guys I couldn’t communicate with. I pay that reclusive little prick two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year to handle all investigations for me and make them come out right, and I bought him a whole fucking island to himself so he wouldn’t have to look at people. So what happens? He thinks I’m just a little Mick on the make. He thinks he’s superior to me. And I’m telling you this. If he did deign to talk to people, this egomaniac egghead, the first thing he would do would be to pull me down just to make himself look superior.”
“Pa, for Christ’s sake,” Nick said. “You’re seventy years old or something and you look great. Also, you’re getting a more than fair salesman’s commission for a couple of telephone calls, and next year that’ll bring you in about four hundred thousand dollars and help your own son to get started in business besides.”
“Nick—you’re going to be out on oil rigs working with your hands with no shirt on, and you’re going to be taking home sixty-four percent more than I get for actually bringing in the business.”
“Right. Because it’s my company. I’ll make the company—nobody else—while I stagger around with it, paying out eighteen percent to a salesman. And that’s why I don’t have to wait around until they read the will on your money.”
“You’re a hard
kid, Nick. It nearly breaks my heart.”
They looked at each other right at that second and they both began to laugh. They fell about laughing together, and it was the first and last time they ever did.
Nick had a buffer against Pa and the oil business, a man named Keifetz. Keifetz wasn’t as old as Pa by easily fifteen years, but he had been more of a father than Pa had ever wanted to be. Keifetz was on his side, not on Pa’s or anybody else’s. He was a powerful, hairy man with a comic-strip moustache like Stalin’s mother’s and a right hand that could maybe punch holes in the average office safe. Keifetz could hold liquor, pacify women and explain politics. That was the shaman side of him for Nick: he could explain politics to Nick the way Lionel Barrymore had been able to explain the common cold to Dr. Kildare. Nick used to think that there was the Democratic Party and the Republican Party. It had taken Keifetz a long time to explain why this wasn’t so, but after that, after Nick had been able to comprehend that there was only one political party, formed by the two pretend parties wearing their labels like party hats and joining their hands in a circle around their prey, all the rest of it came much easier. Pa said Keifetz was a fucking radical. Nick felt much safer with Keifetz than he ever had with Pa.
Keifetz got 3 percent of the Jemnito profits on a ramp basis that would get him up to 7 percent if the profits kept increasing. He didn’t get the percentage because he was Nick’s very reliable friend. Keifetz was the best tool-pusher and all-around oil man they had in the business in South America, the Near East, Asia or anywhere else.
Nick owned all the shares in the company. He had invested two-thirds of the money his mother had left him. Pa had invested information and clout only.
Jemnito was headquartered, in an intricate tax troika arrangement that seemed to exhaust tax collectors, in the Republic of San Marino, in the Faroe Islands, and in Bhutan, but was operated out of London as an Irish-Nigerian company. It was currently producing oil off Bangladesh and in the South China Sea off Brunei. It was about to begin negotiations for the concession to prospect on the Great Barrier Reef off Queensland, Australia. All oil leases exploited by Jemnito were obtained by Pa from his many friends, who were government ministers, reigning generals, sultans, presidents and others well disposed and dispersed.
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