"I take it from here, and we will contact you if we recover Hop-Hop."
The women thanked me, and then went inside, but not before taking another look at me, and then giving me a wink. I let it go and turned to my task, Dave The Great Detective is here! Man, you just couldn't make my name sound cool!
I started to look around the ground, but it was mostly grass and I didn't see anything suspicious. The yard was split by a rod iron fence that was about a meter tall, and I walked over to the window. I put a hand onto each one of the round black spheres as I moved between the houses, but when I got to the last one by the window that was opened slightly, the sphere fell off.
Strange, that shouldn't have been like that, and I reached over the fence and picked up the sphere. Then I stopped as I picked it up, noticing a single key under it, with a tag on it that read, 213. This could have been the thieves, jackpot, my first clue! Now I was really getting into this, I was jacked up, but then all excitement left me.
"Oh, Dave! Fuck my pussy hard with Jim-Jim!" Grena cried out from inside the open window.
Gone, nope, I'm outta here, got my clue and I'm going. Though for detective purposes only, I took a brief glance around the ground and I took a quick glance into the window. I was trying to see...HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
Grena was on her back with her legs in the air, buck naked. As the crazy bitch screamed my name out, she rammed a dildo into her hairy twat the size of my forearm and almost as long. I turned fast, and speed-walked to the front fence straight ahead, and leapt over, not bothering to use the gate.
Who did that woman think I was? Or maybe she was serious about me using Jim-Jim on her? I gave an involuntary shiver, and then another trying to imagine what Hop-Hop was going to look like.
'Mom, can you please line me up with the next house, and let me know how far the girls are from it?'
'Mom is with the girls talking to them while they shop, so I'll take over for her. That was quite the show you got, hey?' -Dansei.
'Oh yeah, real good, but what do you mean they are shopping?'
'Well you said there was no rush, so the girls thought that you could huddle talking to the women and comforting them.' -Dansei.
'Did they really say all of that?'
'Well, I added the comfort part, but these women have had their privacy invaded!' -Dansei.
'Give me the next damn location, friggin pervert. What about my privacy? I didn't want to turn around and see that hair snatch gobble that linebackers forearm!'
The map loaded up and I started to power walk to the next location, as Dansei roared with laughter in my head. I broke the one band I could and made the twenty-minute walk in about three minutes. This house was almost identical to the last save; it was powder blue with a bright red stripe.
I walked up to the door and went to knock on it, but the door flew open. On the other side was a woman dressed in black lingerie and with blonde hair and a massive rack. She was also holding onto a black handle thing that looked like it could be a whip of some sort, with multiple small strips of black leather hanging down from it.
With my hand in the air, the woman grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me inside the house, slamming the door behind us. Oh god, what have I got into now, was I at the right house?
'Oh yeah, this is the right address! You hit the Jackpot here! Miss Veronica Pole looks like a feisty one!' -Dansei.
I was dragged into a dark room and tossed inside with her closing the door as she entered. There were no lights on, but then I heard a hard-click noise come from the door, uh-oh.
The lights flashed on and I had to let my eyes adjust to the light before I could see again. Well, shit, Veronica was standing in front of the padlocked door, no key in sight. What was in sight made me think I had just stepped into a torture chamber. I squinted at the woman, and for the first time, she started to act shy, but I think act, was the keyword here.
"I hid the keys somewhere, and I'm not going to let you leave or tell you anything you want to know unless you whip me for being such a bad girl!"
Her shy voice became pouty at the end, and I was having a hard time trying to keep it together. This was really bad.
'Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding! Jackpot money, baby!' -Dansie.
'What are you doing?' -Tequila.
'Oh thank god, Mom, send Grace my location right now and tell her what you see and that she needs to get here fast to save my purity!'
Chapter 212: Saved By My Grace
What in this world was going on? Why were all these women sex freaks? What had I gotten myself into, better yet, what had Branson got me into? That bastard was probably laughing his ass off, but I wasn't about to abuse the trust I had built with my girls just because the game thought it might be funny.
'I have to admire your ability to stay true, just like a good and proper Leader. Mom gave her the directions, so she should be here pretty quick. Just a pre-warning, don't stand near that door, Grace is mad. I won't repeat the violent string of things she said, but I am sure you can imagine.' -Dansei.
'I can't leave the two of you alone for ten minutes, and you're already locked in a room with a half-naked woman!' -Tequila.
'You act like I just walked in here! I didn't even get to knock, and she grabbed me and dragged me in here. I thought it was a joke until I got thrown in this room with the door locked!'
'Mr. Officer, I have been a bad girl! Please punish me! I'm a bad…" Veronica tried to say in her pouty voice, but what cut off
*CRASH!*
"What was that?" Veronica asked, now using a normal worried voice.
I stepped to the side and was tempted to tell Veronica to move, but she had this coming. The door burst open and my Dark Knight was standing in the door, wreathed in black, red eyes and swinging the R-type Fusion jet hammer one-handed. I dove and grabbed Veronica just before the door and a wave of torn flooring.
"GRACE, STOP! You can't kill her! She is the victim, no matter how messed up she is! Do you know what kind of trouble we would get in at the office!"
"Dave only punishes me or those that I say he can! And you were going to…"
I had let go of the woman, and I rushed to Grace, who was almost foaming at the mouth and took her into my arms. The hammer dropped from her hands and she squeezed me tight, melting into my arms. Poor girl got all worked up, but that's why I loved her, and I trusted her to always come to my rescue in this kind of situation.
"I'm okay, I just wanted you to get here, and deal with this one."
I let go of Grace and turned to point at Veronica, but she had fallen to the ground to her knee, and she was shaking in a puddle of her own urine. The smell was strong, so, instead of saying anything I just stepped out of the hole in the wall that had once been a door, and left her to Grace. Now that she had calmed down, Grace would take care of the mess, she did cause it with her kick-down-doors-and-ask-questions-later attitude, but I was still thankful.
Still, I turned to where the front door had been, and there was nothing but a blasted space. Most of the front of the house was missing and it was hard to believe that the thing was still standing. This was not what I would call convenient; the chances of us getting a reward had just disappeared altogether. I walked outside, stepping through a broken mess of steps, and into the yard, but then stopped, freezing in place.
Sounds of things moving behind me made a chill run down my spine. What the hell was going on behind me? Was the house coming alive, and now it was going to eat me? I turned around like the hinges on a rusty barn door, slow and jagged movements.
What was waiting for me was almost harder to believe than the house turning into a monster. The house looked like it did before I was dragged inside; nothing was broken, everything was fixed like it was never broken. Was this the power of Bhan's magic? A person should have this kind of power right? The better question was why does a person need magic this strong?
My thoughts were interrupted by shouts in the distance, and I looked up to se
e the three girls running and holding a lot of bags. Each of them was wearing worried looks, but they all got smiles when they were close enough to see I was okay. That was a lot of bags, where did they get the cash to buy all this stuff?
"Girls, where did you get the money to buy all this stuff?"
"We stopped by the office after you and Grace went and talked about getting a loan. I guess Branson was in a good mood or something because Grace came back with three thousand coins!" Aquina said holding the bags up with a cute smile.
Great, so it was money! And now it was probably all gone, oh well, I shouldn't be surprised. I casually reached out for a drink and sat down. I was seriously jealous of this guy, like who was getting something so...convenient! I was still stifling on the sideway in a lawn chair, holding a cold drink in my hand.
"Dave, are you okay?" Latisha asked, walking up to me and putting a hand on my forehead.
It was soft, warm, and a bit moist from carrying all the bags she had. I just smiled up at her and grabbed her hand and then pulled her into my lap, careful not to spill my rum and cola. Latisha squirmed herself into my lap cutely, after getting over the shock of me pulling her, and then rested her head on my shoulder.
Behind the girls was Tenten with three bags hanging below him. His two TV antennas keeping the bags up, poor guy! The girls were using him as a mule, but he looked pretty happy.
"Dave! Look at all the stuff we got! There is a lot of stuff here!" Tenten was being painfully obvious about something.
Oh? Did the girls get me something? I motioned the other three to sit down and told them to reach for drinks, I was getting well into the afternoon now, and the heat was up, but there was a random umbrella sticking out of a bush blocking the sun for us. I reached out to the side with my free hand and brought back Latisha's favorite choconana cream drink, handing it to her, and receiving a deep kiss after she had almost drained the cup of drink.
"Slow down tiger, we have one more house to visit!"
"Don't you think that Grace and the others can go visit the last place? We could go on a date? Then meet back up with them after?" Latisha asked with her head on my shoulder.
Just then, the door opened to the house, and Grace walked out, with the same whip-looking thing Veronica was holding. Uh-oh, what was she going to do with that? Latisha got out of my lap, and I finished my drink, getting a bit of a warm feeling from the strong drink.
"How, did it go? Or do I even want to know? And is that the next tool or just your battle trophy?"
"It went fine. After you left, everything was fixed so I helped her clean up and then punished her. After that, she offered me the flogger as an apology for trying to get you to do it, but in the end, this was my fault. We should have been the ones to go, if she was this bad, how was the first one?" Grace asked with a curious look.
"Don't make me repeat it, I saw things that a hundred lifetimes couldn't be away. That my eye didn't just jump ship and run away should be a testament to my fortitude."
"That bad?" Kierra asked. "Now I kind of want to know."
"Yeah, tell us about that which can't be unseen! We will be the judges!" Aquina cheered.
"Fine, I gave you fair warning and then explained what I had glimpsed happening between Jim-Jim and Grena.
The girls' faces had all turned pale as ghosts, and they were each self consciously pulling at their crotch area like something was riding up. Serving them right, I told them it wasn't a pretty sight, and they didn't even see it. In the end, Grace gave Latisha and me some coins and let us go off while they visited the last victim of the pervert thief, but it was really getting hard to figure out who was the biggest pervert out of the group?
The two of us waved goodbye to the girls, and we started to head back to the downtown area. The place wasn't huge, more like if you took a small city and squeezed it into the size of a town. So it took us no time to get to the small downtown center with skyscrapers that pushed through the ceiling of the city dome.
"Do you know what those buildings are, Latisha?"
"The tall ones? No, we just went into ground-level shops."
"Do you want to go check one out? They are so much taller than everything else, what do you think they are?"
"There are five of them, so I don't know, but that actually sounds like fun, maybe they will have some really cool little stores!"
We walked over to the nearest tower, and the double doors motion sensor activated, opening the door for us. The lobby looked normal, but the second we walked through the door, the world turned sideways.
[Dungeon Activated]
Chapter 213: Don’t Press Buttons
Our entire world had turned sideways, literally! The tower turned from vertical to horizontal right after the message had appeared, and we slid back down to land on the door we had just entered, but it wasn't a door. The floor was rocky, slimy, and the air had become damp.
We were no longer ingh a tower; this was a cave, lined with lumimoss and pools of water. The place smelt like fish and there was another cave entrance at the end of our current cave. I looked over, and Latisha was looking around, but she was all right, but we were in a dungeon.
"Do you know how to use the armory?"
"Yes, Grace showed us all, then she broke a whole it the store wall…"
Ugh, we would have to pay for that!
"Okay, reach in and grab the Earth Armor, one of the binding rings, and the Cape at Hand. When you need a weapon, just reach behind you and you will get what you need until you are more familiar with the weapons that we have."
Without question, Latisha did as I asked, but she was looking a bit worried. I reached in and grabbed the master ring and Aquina's water pistol. After she was suited up and I turned up the Fire Binding ring to the max, Latisha looked a lot more confident, and the armor made her look like a Valkyrie.
"Ready?"
"You're not wearing any armor?" Latisha asked, giving me a half puzzled and half concerned look.
We were on a ledge, about ten meters up, and below I could hear the sounds of familiar creatures stirring, Fish monsters. The snarls and 'kaahh' breathy noise they made was just like the first dungeon Lavender and I had stumbled into. I looked at Latisha and gave her one of my game-winning smiles, beaming with confidence.
"I got this."
I turn to see a large group of blue and green Fishmen, gathering below, sharp claws and teeth ready to dig into us. I ran and jumped off the edge, time to really test this bracelet of Bhan's out. I cracked the single gate open and prepared to change into something epic.
The instant before I smashed into the rocks, I turned into a massive scoop of chocolate chip mint ice cream, and splatter. My body turned back right after, but I could smell the leftover splashes of mint. Well, that was fun, fine, we will do this the old fashion way! I didn't have the pistol, so I reached a hand out to each side as Latisha slammed down behind me, laughing.
"Oh, you got this?"
I slid my hand into the rose gauntlet and wrapped my hand around the stone greatsword.
"Yes, I still got this! I just thought we might have a better smell than these fish, strategy!"
I dashed forward to the Fishmen and blasted the first group into the air, then brought the sword around in a sweeping arc. Showers of black particles rained down as I let the momentum spin me around, and I let go of the sword. I pulled out Ripperess and sprayed the crowd, the bullets cutting through them with paper.
Latisha leapt over me and slammed the Jet Hammer down in front of me, ripping open a massive flame rent in the ground that tore through the remaining enemies, but as they exploded, the black particles sucked into the hammer. The hammers jet changed and now it looked like a jet engine strapped to the hammer, and little glowing plates started to float around the head.
"Don't you try to steal the fun, I have been playing nice with you and the girls, but I don't mind telling the girls about that little thing you…"
"Don't even mention it! That was one time!
And it was your idea!"
"Well, don't be a hog, or so quick to agree with ideas in the bedroom!"
This woman! You couldn't let anything slip around her or it was grounds for extortion! Well, she could handle herself, plus the hammer looked like it was still feeding on the enemies. The place was going to get more dangerous and the enemies would get stronger, so I couldn't hold her back or it would spell trouble for myself in more than one way!
"Fine, but you keep that to yourself! Let's get going, who knows how far we have to go, the tower was huge on the outside."
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